points: 13

If at first you don't succeed?

With face this time - but I realize I forgot the Mucho finger. Next time, I promise.

featuredgeek

by AspiringPaladin

submitted July 22nd 2014

546 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
If at first you don't succeed?
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comments (546)
I hoped to have the nice work appear in quotes. Even though I still don't get it.
4 years ago
neither punctuation nor capitalization in tags..... we all lost a joke or two to that
4 years ago
wipe that smirk off your stupid face.
4 years ago
Unless I make the effort to frown, that is how my mouth normally looks. I do get that reaction a fair bit though.
4 years ago
either you're looking at food or penis.
4 years ago
Neither. But good guesses.
4 years ago
Then try wiping that stupid off your face,
4 years ago
I would ask if you were giving lessons, but clearly you never succeeded at it, so never mind.
4 years ago
No amount of lessons would succeed at wiping the stupid off your face.
4 years ago
Spoken from experience. Do not feel bad, clearly you are not alone.
4 years ago
No, I'm not alone. Clearly, nobody has ever managed to rid you of stupidity.
4 years ago
Funny how you keep feeding this back in on itself. Do you have any more "I know you are but what am I" lines, or are we through here? You think I look stupid, I think you are a flaming asshat. Can we just agree to disagree, fucknuts?
4 years ago
I just want to point out fugs very own user picture
https://i.imgur.com/y6kt7HV.jpg
4 years ago
I think that may have been 'altered' slightly...
4 years ago
Oh god! Barret, thanks for that. Bwa ha ha.
4 years ago
Goodness fug, I HOPE so. Nice hat though.
=
4 years ago
The hat is a genuine hand-made DNJ hat. If anyone doesn't know what that is, they're nothing to me.

Godammed noobs...
4 years ago
The compliment on the hat was sincere.
4 years ago
Fugs is a real life bobble head. Instead of bobbing left to right he bobbles up and down.
4 years ago
really????
4 years ago
REALLY????
4 years ago
are those...... cool guy tips?

like.... frosted?
4 years ago
OMFG!
4 years ago
fuckin' clones man, clones.
4 years ago
Uhm... really really?
4 years ago
even if this is the most elaborate alting ever, that pic alone puts you on the cool guy list
4 years ago
No, it is bleached hair that is growing out. But... I guess they could be cool guy tips if you want.
4 years ago
(notice: cool guy list is not a real thing)
4 years ago
sugar ray all over again :(
4 years ago
So you made up a cool guy list JUST for me? I am not sure if I should feel flattered or frightened.
4 years ago
uhm, yeah, bleached top with dark roots is like the definition of "cool guy tips"
4 years ago
HOLY SHIT!
4 years ago
I don't usually do this but....Hahahaha!
4 years ago
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/82/90/c2/8290c24d749ece6741ddbada6f6f5cb7.jpg
4 years ago
Uhm... do I say your welcome for the laugh, or be offended because of it?
4 years ago
Its all good.
4 years ago
Hey, I am not a troll! But, I did find that comparison hilarious.
4 years ago
are you a power-bottom?

cuz you look and act like one.... no offense
4 years ago
I do not know what that is. Is this another insinuation of homosexuality? You could just ask, if it is that interesting. And none taken, even though I am confused by your question and intent.
4 years ago
a power-bottom is a submissive homosexual male that gets off on heavy body and sometimes mental abuse... he's on bottom, ya know? a taker.....
4 years ago
wow, did you really just make me explain that?

on mucho????

who is noob now?
4 years ago
Ah. Then no. But thank you for the explanation.
4 years ago
"somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed..."
4 years ago
please no.
4 years ago
I SAID YUP
WATER COMES UP
I COULD USE A LIL FUEL MYSELF
4 years ago
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LIL
4 years ago
CHAAAAAYYYYYNGE!!!!
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACPaWsdqCjA
4 years ago
Gnarfle that Garthok.
4 years ago
From the looks of it, he already consumes mass quantities.
4 years ago
I like how you've done your hair
4 years ago
If you care to have the same effect, throw some water on it, and mess it up with your fingertips. To achieve an exact replica, a receding hairline and abuse of home bleaching kits is required.
4 years ago
Oh, and thank you.
4 years ago
i think homer simpson should give you hair etiquette
4 years ago
Since he has not aged noticeably in nearly 25 years, that might be a fair idea. I do still have more hair than he does however. For now.
4 years ago
sooooo, i guess mucho has a new resident humpty dumpty.....

move over, zeke!
4 years ago
I am trying to keep up... humpty dumpty?
4 years ago
google, bitch, i'm not edgar the explainy explain elephant!!
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull runs off to copyright "edgar the explainy explain elefant" for his kid's book *
4 years ago
guess me and that "elmar" guy need to have some fighting words!!
4 years ago
That would be a good one.
I only ask rather than search as I know that there mucho has a rather large amount of highly localized slang - extreme vernacular abbreviation and wordplay. I prefer bing, but I will search.
4 years ago
or "Elmer" for the english speaking fags
4 years ago
fucking humpty dumpty....... if you think that's mucho slang and not a thing from a 200 yr old kids book, you might seriously be a cave-dweller...
4 years ago
bing?
4 years ago
now thats just trolling!
4 years ago
So - someone that falls off a wall and can not be reassembled?
4 years ago
no, the clue is "anthropomorphic egghead"
4 years ago
well when you drink and fall off a wall.....
4 years ago
encarta it, you online hipster!
4 years ago
Not trolling. I get free shit for just searching. I love google as a company, but it is hard to argue with free stuff for using the internet.
4 years ago
free porn. all i need.
4 years ago
wait

waitwaitwaitwaot

wait

are you saying......

YOU'RE BING-CONNECTED????
4 years ago
Ah, I was wondering what the conehead reference was for - so my head looks like an egg? Or are you using egghead in the "thinky-person" manner?
4 years ago
stfu now.
4 years ago
oster - I search for free porn, and get rewarded for it with $5 gift cards to all manner of places.
4 years ago
cool story.
4 years ago
Oooo $5 high roller
4 years ago
Your welcome.
4 years ago
^you're
4 years ago
also, you do look very similar to this actor

http://www.gonewiththetwins.com/pages/2011/screenshots/pussinboots/005.jpg
4 years ago
Nah, my eyes are no where near that wide. He does have nice teeth though.
4 years ago
you look like a fat Keith Flint. I'm a diet starter, a twisted diet starter.
4 years ago
best thing you ever said
4 years ago
"fat of the land" indeed
4 years ago
I'm waiting. It isn't like I'm asking for a man sized diaper like Bobbitchtits or anything. Get your shit together and entertain me
4 years ago
Aww fucking reply fail
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster leaves to take more pills *
4 years ago
i thought you quit???
4 years ago
I quit drinking. I gots me legit drugs from a doctor now
4 years ago
That is the way to go, for certain.
4 years ago
DV for not showing double chin with possible neck beard
4 years ago
^good girl!
4 years ago
well, go! do as lady toast commands you, sub!!!
4 years ago
at least we're all laughing together....!
4 years ago
I'm not laughing, my Xanax wore off
4 years ago
are you drinking?
4 years ago
See, I have brought something good to mucho already. I kind of doubt I will ever do any better, in fact.
4 years ago
toast? i hope not....

me? maybe a lil....
4 years ago
It has and the long term shit won't kick in for a few weeks. Then I come here TO THIS SHIT
4 years ago
no. nonononono. don't put yourself down now.... listen to some beyoncé and go ahead and sub every lil inch of that gorgeous body of yours.....
4 years ago
no homo
4 years ago
interposts only make this more hilarious...
4 years ago
fuck, i'm überpunkying right now....
4 years ago
I think two subs of myself in one day(or week) is far more than enough. Gotta save something for a second date, you know?
4 years ago
please dont be a tease.
4 years ago
48 hrs from now you'll be a nobody again, bask in it while it shines on you....

second sub in a weeks time only makes you sexlord
4 years ago
and no, i'm not gonna explain that
4 years ago
Is it a tease if I state clearly that what has been gotten is all that will be got? And thank you Steven for all the explanations so far. I will not ask for more.
4 years ago
Such an attention whore
4 years ago
I HAVE been lurking for a while, who says I did not pick up any tips from the AW crowd?
For the record, I am not deliberately trying to be one, but I guess you can be one by accident? Not my agenda, but if it entertains someone, I guess I will consider that a good thing.
4 years ago
Lurking counts for shit. I'd think a professed lurker would know this
4 years ago
Ah, but lurker or no, I am still a noob; I know NOTHING. Which is why I have chosen to interact, as I am learning vastly more, substantially quicker.
4 years ago
jeebus
4 years ago
You can't bullshit a bullshitter
4 years ago
how about schhools out for today, fuck off! ??
4 years ago
I dunno, I need to ride this for a couple more hours
4 years ago
Toaster - what does that mean? And thank you Steven, I have already stated that I would not press you for further explanations.
4 years ago
way to fuck up an awesome twss, noobface
4 years ago
Oh, you know what I mean
4 years ago
Sorry. Unfortunate interpost moment.
4 years ago
TheAllMightyToaster
I dunno, I need to ride this for a couple more hours
15 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu

THAT IS IN FACT WHAT THE FEMALE SAID!!!



pheew, saved it....
4 years ago
And Toaster, I do not, or I would not have bothered to ask.
4 years ago
Don't make me hate you
4 years ago
c'mon barret, hit that button for me, you know you want to... nay, need to even!

DO EET!
4 years ago
I thought my previous picture already did that, from your comment there.
I would like nothing more than to prevent your hate - but... help me to figure out how?
4 years ago
I imagine myself regretting asking this question: What button?
4 years ago
Are you Barrett?
4 years ago
Is No the correct answer? It is the truth, but I can never tell which questions are loaded and which not.
4 years ago
Seagull was telling Barret to push the button, so I thought I'd check
4 years ago
barret? you missed one up there.... just saying!
4 years ago
I think i got it
4 years ago
pheeew
4 years ago
perspiringPaladin, you're a cunt. Fuck off.
4 years ago
also welcome to mucho, you shall have a noob wrangler along very shortly.
4 years ago
Yeah when is Possum getting back from work?
4 years ago
Thank you for the welcome, and the translation below it. I have grown familiar enough with mucho speech to understand the greeting.
4 years ago
I was thinking him or he who shall not be named......
4 years ago
AsprinPoofter, lesson one: dont say thank you like a fucking little wanker tell him to go suck on your forehead.
4 years ago
it's what bottoms do
4 years ago
Okay Animal, fuck you for the lesson, it is much appreciated. Douche canoe.
Like that?
4 years ago
No, not realy
4 years ago
*really
4 years ago
Oh. Well. I'll keep trying. Fucker.
4 years ago
Who the fuck asked for this?
4 years ago
that would've been me.....

just making sure there's no alting shenanigans ensuing here
4 years ago
We already have enough long winded AWs here don't we?
4 years ago
Magawd, do you dv because he has more courage to sub a user pic than you?
4 years ago
Probably from lack of double chin neck beard
4 years ago
I'm jelly that's why...

/end sarcasm
4 years ago
never end the sarcasm!
4 years ago
and courage...hahahaha
4 years ago
Why even give magapuss any attention, sevbro?

He'll keep blustering and such but in the end he'll always be too afraid...like so many others that hide behind their keyboards...
4 years ago
^jelly of people that can use actual keyboards
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
blame jäger shots!!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
only faggots ask for bans
4 years ago
show me just where exactly i used a real name...

no, really, please, DO TELL!
4 years ago
you butthurt paranoid homeless phone-faggot!
4 years ago
probably crying in chat or sending Boosh an email
4 years ago
all that precious mobile-plan bandwith... wasted on chat-crying...


like tears in the rain
4 years ago
"please you guys, slow down, that constant reloading is costing me a fortune"
4 years ago
guess somebody wishes he'd be better........ "connected" !
4 years ago
i do crack myself up sometimes
4 years ago
Really, I do hope that the rules have changed and we can use names in the comments...after all, quite a few keyboard warriors would doubtless start curbing their tongues were that the case.
4 years ago
again: where was any actual full real name used? where?
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull does the kankan like the fancy french dames at the moulin rouge *
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
cancan?
4 years ago
I'm calling the wahhhhhmbulance for you bucket head, don't you fret!
4 years ago
FRENCH IS HARD Y'ALL!
4 years ago
Aren't most the people on here Facebook friends anyway? What does it matter
4 years ago
no muchoers on my fb.

but if any find me and ask, i will accept
4 years ago
that was a lie
4 years ago
One found me, but he doesn't post anymore.
4 years ago
I have quite a few. Cuntscab found me the other day but I didn't accept :/
4 years ago
I almost became fb friends with aka.

Phew.
4 years ago
I think he's on my list but he's like seek and doesn't post
4 years ago
whenever
i feel like
lying down or
lying to someone
is
a time i realize
my life is not all that important.
kilometers
away from
next of kin,
doomed to die
righteously so
alone
I'm tempted to beleive
someone cares
about me
for me
absolutely, i take for
granted,
guaranteed, that
omnipresent superiour beings will
treat me right.
4 years ago
solve to get me banned
4 years ago
never trust the omnipresent
4 years ago
or get yourself banned if you spell it out
4 years ago
Nice poem, and super subtle. *Cough*
4 years ago
I never knew you were a fan of acrostics.
4 years ago
acrostics, acronyms, anagrams, palindromes, alliterations... i love all forms of wordplay really
4 years ago
but i do not know how that pertains to this thread...
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull whistles innocently *
4 years ago
Well played sir. My preference falls to acronyms, but palindromes are always fun. I like anagrams in theory, but I am not well versed in practiced, I often do not think to look for them, and as such am certain I miss many.
4 years ago
I like books with pictures
4 years ago
I would give you bigger props for the wordplay and such, but I dislike the pettiness of the gesture within. Not necessary to showcase your talent or to thumb your nose at someone. So, don't be an ass? Or something. Still working on this.
4 years ago
Who doesn't, squat? Of course, what kinds of pictures makes a difference.
4 years ago
lawmaking adrift go alias
4 years ago
Oh dear. I will give it a shot.
4 years ago
Can you twss your own comment?
4 years ago
yeah sure... just preface it with inb4.......

is this your first time on the internet?
4 years ago
I'm going to water my Tomatoes, you fuckers have bored me to death.
4 years ago
if yes, go look for goatse, lemonparty, blue waffle, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 jar and everything by weebl.....

thank me later
4 years ago
No, but first time on a message board.
4 years ago
PLEASE CALL THIS A MESSAGE BOARD AGAIN!!!
4 years ago
I'll thank you in advance, I have already had the... dubious pleasure of everything you list. Not familiar with weebl, but from the others, I know better.
4 years ago
Apologies, though that might give you an insight to my age.
4 years ago
GO SEARCH WEEBL!!!
4 years ago
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HORSE!!!
4 years ago
I'm going to smash a message board right over your fucking face.
4 years ago
That WOULD be an impressive sight to see.
4 years ago
He is a homosexual. Bravo, Mr. Bird.
4 years ago
no idea what you're talking about..
4 years ago
W
I
N
K

!
4 years ago
How exciting it will be if we can just put up all the personal information we want...it probably won't happen, though.
4 years ago
look who switched starbucks stores....!
4 years ago
So far, I do not think I have anything to hide, but I surely see your point willk. Also, sorry for having put an extra I before the k a few times. Not sure why that happened.
4 years ago
jeeesh,
will,
i am sure you
can
drama it up some more...
faggot!
4 years ago
waddaya mean, dead babies???
4 years ago
A change up acrostic mash-up. Clever, but still just as petty. I am conflicted. I understand and agree with willk's point, and dislike the unneeded douche-baggery Steven is exhibiting - you have so much more in your arsenal to tweak him off with! But I feel like tr is being a bit passive aggressive in his complaints, and clever word play is seldom bad. Oh dear. A conundrum.
4 years ago
that made me snortle... and also chortle!
4 years ago
Is snortle the laugh, snort, laugh because you snorted, then snort again?
4 years ago
Bird, stop being a gay. You too fagips-fuckface.
4 years ago
Steven_Seagull
waddaya mean, dead babies???
7 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
seriously... maybe you should...
4 years ago
BLAME JÄGER SHOTS!
4 years ago
uhm, the poem too please, it's by far the worst and most blatant!
4 years ago
I see how that works. Nice. Also, good on you for this move, Steven.
4 years ago
pfsh, idgaf. but i dont want willk's bitter tears of anger burning through his phones circuits... it's all he's got left.
4 years ago
that and the memories of his "coffee connection"
4 years ago
he was "down with the colombian stuff"
4 years ago
seriously, so pimp!
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is still laughing *
4 years ago
jeeesh, so much funny will be lost in this here spam-fest!

but for the record: i was hilarious tonight!
4 years ago
I don't know if I'd go that far
4 years ago
uhm

twss??
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/AJd4G3J.jpg
4 years ago
Black is very slimming.
4 years ago
officer barrets looks like he's high on the job
4 years ago
or high on the jorb???

?
4 years ago
Its just the fat in my cheeks weighing down on my face
4 years ago
inb4 punky retardity
4 years ago
That's awesome, barret.
4 years ago
Okay, bored with this now. Time to check on my zucchini noodles
4 years ago
LOOKING SEXAY BB!

A/S/L?
4 years ago
Should I be the nice guy till possum shows up?
4 years ago
pfsh, you're nothing but a possum alt anyways....

IT IS KNOWN!
4 years ago
Eeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
I dunno man, didn't squat make us stickers?
4 years ago
not me!
4 years ago
I just started another batch
4 years ago
I saw Toasters sub of the sticker - very cool man!
4 years ago
Nice glasses.What are those, Silhouettes?
4 years ago
No clue. But thank you.
4 years ago
yeah those fucking glasses, super askew and not fitted to his head at all.
4 years ago
Maybe just the side of his head is fucked up
4 years ago
I like the use of askew, and they were fitted at one point. but Toaster is likely the closest to correct.
4 years ago
you look like a faggot
4 years ago
Well, you sound like one. Does that make us even?
4 years ago
not even close, bucko
4 years ago
Fair enough.
4 years ago
You look like you fuck animals.
4 years ago
No offense.
4 years ago
he'll take none
4 years ago
it's what guilty people do
4 years ago
If humans count as animals, then well spotted urkel. Otherwise, not really my kink. And Steven, I think it tends towards the opposite, does it not? The guilty tend to be MORE sensitive, not less.
4 years ago
depends on the guilt i guess
4 years ago
Hole as hole
4 years ago
If at first you don't succeed to Hell with it.
4 years ago
by that definition you'd have been down there about 2370 subs ago
4 years ago
Heh. You are likely right Squidley.
4 years ago
Of course I'm right.
4 years ago
hah!
4 years ago
I don't care what anyone says, i like this guy, its so hard to find polite young noobs these days.
4 years ago
true
4 years ago
just a lil too sub for my taste
4 years ago
Agreed
4 years ago
Any advice on that front Barret? And - whether you mean it or not, thank you.
4 years ago
I don't kid about these things, unless its punky.
And no, learning the hard way is the best way.
4 years ago
In that case, thank you again sir. I would tend to agree with you on the learning front, but I never turn down advice - even if I do not end up following it.
4 years ago
Also, young might be a stretch, but I shall not quibble.
4 years ago
want some advice?

a) never mess with samoans
b) never say no to mimosas
c) never eat more than 3 samosas
d) don't believe in osmosis
e) there's always room for mo' who'sies
4 years ago
A) Truth, I worked with a few in Alaska. Most are polite and roly-poly, but underneath they some tuff SOB's
B) Sadly, I can not alcohol, so you can have mine.
C) I do not even know what those are, so I guess there is little risk.
D) This one will be tough, as I really kind of liked osmosis. But, I will try.
E) I also do not know what these are, but if they are not poisonous or hostile, then I will make room.
4 years ago
samosas are delicious fried treats.

who'sies are whores.
4 years ago
i'm a fountain of wisdom
4 years ago
and fun at parties!
4 years ago
Barret, this is Barret from 2 days into the future.

You Suck.
4 years ago
I wanna use a lawnmower on your face.
4 years ago
or cut out his mouth with a chainsaw?
4 years ago
Either of these would be awkward, the first also rather unwieldy. Thank you for the offer Kirk, but I already shaved.
4 years ago
btw, wifebeater bros, not even kidding:

http://i.imgur.com/GMkYXqD.jpg
4 years ago
in my case, blue wall is sign enough
4 years ago
So wooly
4 years ago
I am sure I do not get the blue wall bit, but hey, wife beaters are great when it is too damn hot.
4 years ago
like a german fries
4 years ago
It isn't hot and gross, on fries is more than enough
4 years ago
just look through my subs... or the seagull tag or whatever. the blue wall is visible in several of my pics, telltale sign that a pic really was taken at my place.
4 years ago
and again you get me to be superexplainy... i feel played
4 years ago
BLAME JÄGER SHOTS!
4 years ago
I need to get some wifebeaters...see what all the fuss is about.
I don't think ive even seen one before in real life...
4 years ago
i'm not the armpit shaving kinda guy, so i never wear them in public cuz gross, but at home the ammount of freedom yet clothedness a wifebeater can offer is unmatched..... IT'S LIKE SHIRT BUT NO SHIRT!!!!
4 years ago
They are probably banned in Scandinavia for being threatening to women or something...
4 years ago
Understood Steven, thank you. And you should Barret. When necessary they make very acceptable undershirts - I wear them under dress shirts to work in winter. But they are also comfortable around the house. Not sure I would wear them as your only shirt going out, but...
4 years ago
judging by your avy and the size of your face...you and your boyfriend must love getting bloated on food and cum at Renaissance festivals.
4 years ago
*the
4 years ago
Nice to meet you Punky. Never been to a RenFaire or such, though I am sure they are fun. I doubt cum is a big staple, though.
Interesting assumptions, but I do not have a boyfriend. Do I sense some projection? Are you looking? I might know some people, but penis is not really my type.


Also: Fuck you.
4 years ago
yay
4 years ago
7.9 decent technique, little more splash in the end wouldve been nice
4 years ago
(see how i'm not going there barret?)
4 years ago
Twss
4 years ago
Hah! That kind of works for both of his comments!
4 years ago
Also, thank you. I will keep trying.
4 years ago
Haha, i noticed i had a stfu and was like "WHO DARES STFU THE MIGHTY BARR...oh"
4 years ago
aren't we all our own worst enemies?
4 years ago
I think you just made half the online users slit their own wrists.
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull checks list *



EXCELLENT!
4 years ago
and on that note, gull fucks off to bed.... gotta be at work in six hours, dumb move staying up this long.

btw, "not going there barret" (NGTB) will be the new TWSS from now on.

nini mewchoo
4 years ago
....

NN german guy.
4 years ago
Night Steven, and thank you for all the info and advice.
4 years ago
Love you too, Toaster.
4 years ago
wow,i needed that
4 years ago
f u whore
4 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/EqghJcI.gif
4 years ago
don't you think one image of his face is enough?
4 years ago
Uhmm... thanks for taking the time to make that Barret. Not sure if I should feel extra good about myself, or run and hide.
4 years ago
hope you're wearing your rape axe
4 years ago
fuck off and die.......stupid motherfucker linking goddamn stupid shit all the fucking time.....i hate you
4 years ago
cool butt-hurt, brah.
4 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/h7QuJcd.gif
Ok NOW im done.

With that one.
4 years ago
jrob, is that actually you?
Is a rape axe like a more proactive version of a rape whistle?
And Barret, uhm, thanks again?
Should I be worried about the attention?
4 years ago
needs more ap heads
4 years ago
system crashed. Thanks ap..
4 years ago
I would apologize, but I am only the bullet in the gif that is Barret's gun. I can sympathize instead if you like.
On the other hand, if your system crashing shut you up for a bit, maybe a "You are welcome" is due to everyone else...
4 years ago
topkek
4 years ago
WoW reference or Turkish snack cakes? Or does that have another meaning here?
4 years ago
it means go fuck yourself faggot
4 years ago
turds
4 years ago
wecome wecome assperspirer!
4 years ago
"Thank you for your insightful pro-tip, i do not know what it means and if i should be grateful or disturbed by the comparison of a cat, but thank you anyway. Is it not spelled Welcome Welcome? I do not wish to be rude but that was the way i was taught, love and blowjobs, your friendly neighborhood Asparin Paladin. xoxoxo".
4 years ago
Wow Barret! Uncannily good impression. Good thing I proved I am not your alt, huh?

As for the pro-tip, it does not seem that ambiguous. I took: "Keep up your futile flailing against an obstacle you will never overcome. We will stand by and watch with amusement as your fat ass struggles in vain, all pathetic and hopeless looking, seemingly unaware of our mirth at your apparent stupidity." Is that close?
And thanks possum for the tip, but I kind of already knew that.
4 years ago
Pros/cons
You have the face of a babyrapist but I think you have some nice features for wearing makeup
4 years ago
I could see him driving the ice cream truck.
4 years ago
Nice features for wearing makeup? You mean like, he would make a nice Clown from IT?
4 years ago
Either that or John Wayne Gacy
4 years ago
LOLWUT?
4 years ago
Someone's roomie left the internet on… I'm looking at you oster.
4 years ago
.. you're one stupid fuck.
4 years ago
^pot calling the kettle black
4 years ago
im glad mucho taught you that saying.
4 years ago
Don't get mouthy with me cunt.
4 years ago
rshut up roly poly
4 years ago
Hows the rap career coming along cock snont I'm guessing you haven't broke out of the "restock the shelves at Walmart" thing yet ay.
4 years ago
you're glad mucho taught me that saying?!?!?

Dude..you really are a dip shit. That SAYING is older than the lions.
4 years ago
Oster… The avid collector of fucks and boys germs.
4 years ago
punky called you both stupid and is getting away with it. Lol
4 years ago
No punky called "oh sir" stupid.
4 years ago
liond?
4 years ago
^ mess
4 years ago
awe cumspray, it must suck to be Irish
4 years ago
@ "MAKODRAGON"

Am I not allowed to call someone stupid? Especially oster?
4 years ago
confirmed.
4 years ago
Awe oster a faggots faggot.
4 years ago
lol. spray's drunk.
4 years ago
so am I..
4 years ago
so when you watch porn would you rather have limp dick ior hard dick
4 years ago
so when you meh,meh,meh,meh lame.
4 years ago
im sure you can give a good hand job tutorial.Do it pussy
4 years ago
I'd rather have your mouth rapped around my cock, just like on your last visit. Sucking cock is the only thing you're really good at oster...and the last time you flew into BNA, was bliss. As long as I can't see your face, it feels just like a girls mouth. 8)
4 years ago
oster your a bulgarian skin tag.
4 years ago
open wide you two.
4 years ago
^pfft this cunt
4 years ago
Oster was aloud to have a sip of someones beer once because he was doing a good job.
4 years ago
*allowed
4 years ago
oster's a good waiter.
4 years ago
hahahaha youre both idiots.
4 years ago
Oster helps old men cross the road and so on.
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
running low are we?
4 years ago
If your wanting my cum back oster you'll have to scrap it off you mom's teeth
4 years ago
good comment fries!
4 years ago
I'm proud to be an idiot, oster. I'm a crazy mother fucker, who likes sex drugs and rock n roll..and I'll always be Punky,

Also..I will always fall asleep(pass out)with my food on my chest.

So fuck off!!!
4 years ago
huh?
4 years ago
I pass out from time to time holding hoagies. 8(
4 years ago
is that because you're used to passing out with dicks in your hand?
4 years ago
im sure they leave you alone..
4 years ago
huh?
4 years ago
creates gungky,
4 years ago
*puts in Prometheus, and ignores oster*
4 years ago
"the trick is not to mind that it hurts"
4 years ago
ok...I'll give you a "like" for that one.
4 years ago
take it back you street rat!
4 years ago
dude...you're faggot-ass googled that shit. So go finish one of your coloring books, you box stacking loser.
4 years ago
*your
4 years ago
damn it's still awake.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is pretty certain that oster did not finish watching Prometheus *
4 years ago
niner liar.
4 years ago
^would know


hehehe
4 years ago
YOU SUCKED MY 6ER!!!!!
4 years ago
urks is a sixer,jrob,mako, bert,who cares
4 years ago
ENOUGH!!!!

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP
4 years ago
irony
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser leaves mucho... *





....FOREVER. 8P
4 years ago
AW
4 years ago
its kind of pathetic that lovesgays wanted some prisionrape, make it feel like home ??
4 years ago
Has that gutter dweller really gone ...
4 years ago
Fuck you Punky
4 years ago
Yeah punky.. Fuck you
4 years ago
You wish, FAGGOT!! 8))))))
1 month ago
Ha ! What a fucking fathead
4 years ago
Last
4 years ago
Fuck you and your lasts
4 years ago
Don't be hating sweetlips
4 years ago
It's not hate, it's tough love
4 years ago
Jk
* loslobos runs *
4 years ago
wait i dont get any sexy pics?
4 years ago
Upvote for effort but don't ever sub anymore pics of yourself
4 years ago
Same to you slenderman.
4 years ago
You never subbed any decent OC on here so stfu
4 years ago
I was subbing oc before you were old enough to drive. Nice try though.
4 years ago
I said decent, as something worth looking at. You're such a noob
4 years ago
I would never rely on a singular dumb cunt to judge my subs. Your comment is invalid. Go be a bitch somewhere else.
4 years ago
Lol, gtfo of my thread noobie
4 years ago
Your thread? You do realize that this is a public message board, right. Like I said, go be a bitch somewhere else. Your negativity is poison and the reason that people leave this site. Shame on you!
4 years ago
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
4 years ago
I quit reading at "Ro-"
4 years ago
Good for you. You can go be a bitch somewhere else too.
4 years ago
You're bitching about people bitching while telling the people bitching they can bitch somewhere else.

Nigga, you retarded.
4 years ago
Word
4 years ago
Telling you to go be bitches somewhere else isn't bitching in and of itself, it's a public service. Now go be bitches somewhere else, bitches.
4 years ago
*Click
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
Now you, LL. Do like he did and go be a bitch somewhere else.
4 years ago
lol,slenderman...nice one
4 years ago
loslobos, thank you for the upvote, and Agreed. I think there was too much of me with just my post, but Barret definitely took it to overkillsville.
4 years ago
This nigga has a touch of the autism. On the spectrum fashodo
4 years ago
Says someone who talks like that.
Fair chance you are right though. I like your avy, that video was pretty funny.
4 years ago
That person doesn't deserve your reply.
4 years ago
Ah, but everyone deserves a little acknowledgement now and then. Otherwise their entertainment value diminishes too quickly.
4 years ago
Seagull got fat. Still keeping up the trendy hair style though.
4 years ago
Well, we can not let you have the only trendy hair around these parts. And fat jokes? With your avatar? Fine line broski.
4 years ago
My avy is obviously altered unlike your photo,Fatty.
4 years ago
Calm down junkie
4 years ago
I'm calm creed guy
4 years ago
Woah, ease off man. Chubby peeps gotta stick together. No shame. Also, thanks for the insight, I thought you had REALLY small eyes for a bit there.
4 years ago
Being called a junkie by Animal is pretty low.
4 years ago
I actually lost some weight recently
4 years ago
You doing H again?
Are you on that shit?
* JamesTKirk sells 8-balls *
4 years ago
Never did smack , never will!

I'm on a shizo diet of eating well and substituting one meal a day with beer. . . It works!
4 years ago
It's called the "German plan "
4 years ago
I invented it!

I guess if you'd do it with alc- free beer You could sell it as a diet revolution and make some serious money
4 years ago
That's hot. So how many beers are substituted in this beer-meal? Like 2 or a zeek-like 36?
4 years ago
German 2 , about one liter, 2 pints or 12,56 imperial flarglefloofps
4 years ago
Impressive. I'm on the dumb-button plan. I call it the noob-douching refresher.
4 years ago
how does it work?
4 years ago
Pretty well. Rollo loves it.
4 years ago
i thought the german plan was to annihilate all the kikes,gypsies,fags,niggers,gooks, and brown haired people?
4 years ago
That would be the "Endlösung"
4 years ago
I've lost weight recently as well.

I'm on the "eat well and lift heavy" plan.
4 years ago
Good for you. I keep gaining and not sure if muscles or fat
4 years ago
Hopefully it's more boobs
4 years ago
soon she's gonna have to change her name to loscaboose..but that wouldnt be a bad thing
4 years ago
97% chance of more ass, the rest - not so much
4 years ago
Who cares?
4 years ago
are you a spoon facing backwards?
4 years ago
WTF does that even mean? You know what, forget it, I don't care.

Are you an upside down fork? How does it feel to be a fork off?
4 years ago
I get it!
4 years ago
Paladin i think you should increase your INT and WIS next time you level up.
4 years ago
So do I!
4 years ago
We are pretty clever.
4 years ago
WE SHOULD JOIN MENSA!
4 years ago
^Willk_bros
4 years ago
I don't think im clever enough for MENSA, but i may try the TR_Squad.
4 years ago
Good idea Barret. I did not make the geek joke to easy for you to use, did I?
4 years ago
*too.
4 years ago
That will make you lose your honorary membership of team tautology team though

Choose wisely
4 years ago
circle is to dish as AsspiratePaladin is to...?

a. Egg
b. Shredded wheat
c. Spoon facing backwards
4 years ago
Team tautology club would have been a better demonstration.
4 years ago
You know nothing about TTT noob
4 years ago
Sweet, thanks for the clarification, makodrag.
Clearly it isn't b, and almost everyone else has already made the egg joke, so... I think the answer is:


Eat shit and die? Pretty sure that's it.
4 years ago
Maybe not, but I know how a tautology actually works.
4 years ago
Hehe, makodrag
4 years ago
the answer was d. all of the above. It was a trick question
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I have to say, I am a bit proud of that one.
A bit.
4 years ago
Twhs
4 years ago
Like is makodrag an asshat?

a. yes.
b. definitely
c. fuck off
e. there is no d.
4 years ago
It's an H Barrett! An H!
4 years ago
Valiant effort Steven, but will it save you?
4 years ago
Did I hurt your feelings dumpling boy?
4 years ago
Not sure what those are. So, no? Hope I did not hurt your whatevers, drag. All in good sport, eh chap?

But thanks for asking about my feelings. (Gay.)
4 years ago
Hey, what the fuck. I make the lists around here.
4 years ago
worst space-santa ever!
4 years ago
*circle is to jrob as AsspiratePaladin is to...?

a. Egg
b. Shredded wheat
c. Spoon facing backwards
4 years ago
Leave Jrobs head out of this, its not funny anymore.
4 years ago
yes, yes it is.
4 years ago
I'm convinced this is actually punky, no reason...
4 years ago
"But thanks for asking about my feelings. (Gay.)"

Punky radar went off
4 years ago
That dude is pretty funny, but I could not even approach the amount of drugs he does - prescription or otherwise.
4 years ago
and the long winded text followed by correcting one useless word.
4 years ago
Replying to every comment, sucking up the attention.
4 years ago
I thought the correction was preemptive. Observe:



L0RD_QU3S0

^you're

22 hours ago
4 years ago
Of course I reply, I would not want anyone to think I was playing favorites, only talking to a few posters.
4 years ago
Fuck off.
4 years ago
Eat me.
4 years ago
I am going for a Bono alt, he's back from the dead folks. 8(
4 years ago
Yeah, I saw the pic of the fat guy......
4 years ago
you mean bono has this fat little meadowmuffin locked down in the garage next to his sister's fetus and is forcing him to do selfies with signs?
Pure genius i say
4 years ago
you see his "jailbait" sub?

4 years ago
I mean, bono might have made a real friend

* TheAllMightyToaster gasps *
4 years ago
my mark is indelible
7 months ago
I bet when you got to the zoo Elephants throw peanuts at you.
4 years ago
When he jogs, he leaves potholes.
4 years ago
Only the pink elephant in the flower print dress... wait, was that your mom?

Uh, real nice cage she's got there.
4 years ago
When you have sex, you have to give directions.
4 years ago
Directions where? To thanksvomitcircusforrehashingfatjokesthatareolderthantheinternet-ville?
4 years ago
The potholes one was great though, true classic. Dig up some more, kay?
4 years ago
When you look at a menu, you tell the waiter, "Ok!"
4 years ago
*Applauds*

These never get old.
4 years ago
But you already have. *Applauds*
4 years ago
Are you always this boring?
4 years ago
I slow down for morons so they'll understand.
4 years ago
Nice of you. When I see some I will make sure to send them your way. Very good hearted of you to reach out to your family like that.
4 years ago
Wouldn't it be easier to send yours? Just yell to your mom up the basement stairs.
4 years ago
You ARE a clever bastard. I concede this round of "yeah, yer mom" to you Claude. Still not going away though.
4 years ago
You've clearly conceded a lot more than that.
4 years ago
Clearly? Do you need to borrow my glasses dude?
4 years ago
If your mom's passed out, have your dad Karl Rove give me a call.
4 years ago
He told me to tell you he doesn't speak with 'your kind.' Whatever that means.
4 years ago
He meant "humans"
4 years ago
Oh. I had wondered what they were. Observing you, I feel like being one is rather overrated.
4 years ago
In all seriousness - trying to link me to a politician? That's a special kind of low blow, man.
4 years ago
In all seriousness - you won't last. Enjoy.
4 years ago
Why are you so fixated on whether I last or not? And would it be so horrible to have new people come around once and awhile? Not like I am going to some how steal your thunder or anything. Shit man, you have almost 40,000 mucho rep and 1,600 some odd subs.

But thanks for the well wishes. I hope you continue to enjoy as well.
4 years ago
Claude is a serial killer.
4 years ago
I'm the Nightstrutter.
4 years ago
That.... explains a lot. Thanks Captain. If this is also a nerd pun involving serial ports, then extra props.
4 years ago
Wow.
4 years ago
And as for you, Karl Rove Jr....I leave you to "the community". Don't say I didn't try to help you.
4 years ago
Oh , no fear of that. Nothing you have said has been the remotest bit like helpfulness. Some of it was clever though, so you have that.
4 years ago
Who's the new gu......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
4 years ago
jeebus

*changes vote
4 years ago
zeke you have really put on weight
4 years ago
Whammy
4 years ago
RIP Steven Seagull
1 month ago
seriously?
1 month ago
if so :(
1 month ago
Dude.
1 month ago
recover password
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