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Man Slashes A Doctor And A Nurse With A Meat Cleaver For A Bad Beard Transplant.

A quick Google for "Beard Transplant" assures us that yes, this is an actual thing. A man in Changsha, Hunan Province, received a beard implant earlier this week but, unhappy with a minor rash following the procedure, returned to the hospital and stabbed three nurses in the face. He [the patient] met with his plastic surgeon several times to complain about small red dots that had appeared on his upper lip. Doctor diagnosed the patient with folliculitis and told that the inflammation should disappear on its own. He was also explained that it takes about six months for the beard surgery to take effect. After the consultation on Monday morning, the patient stabbed three nurses with a knife before fleeing the crime scene. According to police, two nurses received brutal facial wounds in the attack. One of them is in a serious condition, although her injuries are not life threatening. Among the injured nurses was a pregnant woman. Doctors said there is a possibility that she might lose her baby. The man, whose name has not been released, is still on the run. This incident was the first random crazed stabbing to grace Shanghaiist's pages in nearly one week.

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by Fernando91

submitted July 22nd 2014

93 comments
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comments (93)
You don't fuck with a man's beard
3 years ago
This man was just pissed because he could not grow one.
3 years ago
The doctor shouldn't have told him that. You don't insult a man's beard.

No chinks can grow beards anyway.
3 years ago
Hm so you can get beard transplants...
3 years ago
where do they get the hair from?
3 years ago
Fries' ass.
3 years ago
Fries. The new TWSS.
3 years ago
WWFD?
3 years ago
Optional..
3 years ago
Mr. Beardless needs to check out the below link.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8BYZhXCy3_8
3 years ago
lol@smoked pork butt
3 years ago
I dont see any face stabbing happening here
3 years ago
A friend of mines mother narrowly escaped death like this. She quit her job shortly after her company fired a black guy and he came back with a machete and killed her former boss and his secretary.
3 years ago
What does the colour of his skin have to do with the story you racist old cunt?
3 years ago
he was a nigger.... feel better?
3 years ago
I like the last line of the comment. What is it with crazy stabbings in China anyway?
3 years ago
did you mean to say "description", noobie?
3 years ago
Ah. My apologies, yes I did. Thank you.
3 years ago
Why are you being so fucking nice you polite cunt?
3 years ago
it's his thing... so we don't realize he's really *insert user name here*
3 years ago
*bono?
3 years ago
also, like for "polite cunt"
3 years ago
^ I second that.
3 years ago
but seriously, don't suck up so much, whoever you are...

and if you're really newb, "pic with sign" time is right now!
3 years ago
As for Animal's question: is there any particular reason I should not be? While I know the prevalence of hostility towards new comers, I also know that this is a community with a great many clever and quick witted individuals, and I appreciate the opportunity to interact with many of them. So... polite.
3 years ago
oh the lows we stoop to, demanding pic of a 17 comment noob....

:(
3 years ago
Clever and quick witted individuals? Are you sure you're in the right place?
3 years ago
Nothing but perverts and assholes around here
3 years ago
I am sorry that makes you sad. I will strive to comply within the hour.
3 years ago
and smerf
3 years ago
he's a perverted asshole
3 years ago
And - I am not trying to suck up. How can I avoid that impression? Are compliments kind of a taboo? I am being sincere in my questions.
3 years ago
Geezus
3 years ago
shut up and sub the pic
3 years ago
Gotta be an alt
3 years ago
so, whats your guess?
3 years ago
It's always an alt nowadays lol
3 years ago
Is it you?
3 years ago
nope,my only alt is well affirmed, and thoroughly unused
3 years ago
It's not mine, my alt is Steven_Seagull
3 years ago
I dont want to say who I think it is, he loves the attention way too much
3 years ago
The mutant from the east
3 years ago
With the rubiks cube shaped bumhole
3 years ago
nice self-like, lobes!
3 years ago
<- Mayor of Meta!
3 years ago
theres only one count here; his name is Steven
3 years ago
You dickhead
3 years ago
yep, count of awesomeshire and all surrounding lands!
3 years ago
also: Earl of amazing!
3 years ago
Duke of Darnitude!
3 years ago
Ok, that'll do
3 years ago
Lord of Laughs?
3 years ago
Sir Sicks-a-Lot?
3 years ago
Sir Shuts-his-fucking-beak
3 years ago
Bishop of Boo-Yaa!
3 years ago
Pope of Perfection!
3 years ago
Preacher of Pwnage!
3 years ago
Proprietor of Penis!
3 years ago
true, i have one
3 years ago
Commander of Cocks!
3 years ago
Dominus of Douchebaggery.
3 years ago
Senator of Siiiiiick!
3 years ago
General of Greatness!
3 years ago
Did somebody say shazam?
3 years ago
No.
3 years ago
tr has a thing for shaq?
3 years ago
who hasn't?
3 years ago
SHAQ FU!!
3 years ago
I'm still waiting for Shaq Fu 2.
3 years ago
SHAQ FU 2: SHAQTASTIC BOOGALOO!!
3 years ago
Use caps sparse bitte
3 years ago
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME !!!!!
3 years ago
Shaq you
3 years ago
Wow that sounded better in my head than it looks
3 years ago
Shaq said the same when he played shaq fu for the first time
3 years ago
Fuck these whiny bitches, "paladin"

Don't put up a pic until they beg for it.
3 years ago
sooo helpful
3 years ago
Is that some sarkasmus, kid?
3 years ago
nooo
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull waits for tr to show the comment where anyone "begged" for his pic *
3 years ago
You'll have a long wait on that, junior...not surprising that you're ignorant (as usual)
3 years ago
bla blibe-di-bleh-blooh-bla.....

* Steven_Seagull snores *
3 years ago
willik - Thank you for coming to my defense, I think? But the request is a reasonable one, and as such I have no valid reason not to accede to it. Sub coming momentarily - I have never been a "selfie" kind of person, so I have a new found (semi) respect for practitioners - it is more difficult than I would have thought.
3 years ago
You ain't the only one that is bored by your babble
3 years ago
Fucking mucho selfies
3 years ago
Don't do it, paladin...wait until some users of consequence want to see you....
3 years ago
While I think I have picked out some users who are NOT of consequence, I do not feel qualified to judge those that ARE. Plus, too late.
3 years ago
I suspect that the whiny bitches may remain dissatisfied by your recent "nice work"
3 years ago
I feel I must be missing the joke - is there a reason nice work keeps finding its way into quotes?
3 years ago
its tr, you'll get used to it... although, you hopefully wont have to
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster waves *
3 years ago
Are you some kind of biker?
3 years ago
Steven, u cunt!!
3 years ago
recover password
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