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World Dwarf Games

HI POSSUM!

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by xzekiel

submitted July 15th 2014

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yak
3 years ago
* xzekiel showers tiny hearts upon dushanmandik *
3 years ago
I know that Barret and Jrob are watching.......
3 years ago
i need more wine to thoroughly enjoy this
3 years ago
Playing some game but it keeps crashing on me.
3 years ago
Let's not kid ourselves barret
3 years ago
I...have no idea what you are talking about.
3 years ago
i'm not cool enough to know the poll
3 years ago
you actually know exactly what i'm talking about.......and you're no better than the hexagon.
3 years ago
i'm puttin on itunes.....
3 years ago
I just found out that yak is a black guy.
3 years ago
This guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
3 years ago
That's him...
3 years ago
Poor little fella
3 years ago
he was just a boy.....
3 years ago
I will just continue playing my gay computer games then, so you can carry on taking offense to every other comment and act like a victim.
3 years ago
lol......what?
3 years ago
barret, no hard feelings

i really don't give a fuck
3 years ago
i can't pee right now
3 years ago
I hope your penis breaks.
3 years ago
damn. that's harsh.
3 years ago
Ah yes, the day i finally got bored of drunkenessfaggtardery
3 years ago
* possum pats the barret *
3 years ago
Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
3 years ago
Great GoT quote.
3 years ago
Game of Thrones sucks donkey dick
3 years ago

cheechwizard: I have spent my whole life scared. Frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen.


Fifty years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning.
But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis I sleep just fine. I came to realize it's that fear that's the worst of it.

That's the real enemy. So get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the motherfucking teeth.
3 years ago
What is your major malfunction, numb nuts?? I bet you're the kind of guy who fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
3 years ago
i have nothing to say.
3 years ago
i'm just drunk......this is my rifle this is my gun......
3 years ago
me too! wow, small world.
3 years ago
Why do these tags need fixing?
3 years ago
shut up faggot
3 years ago
actually, hi kirk
3 years ago
how's the wife?
3 years ago
i was listening to the tragically hip.......i should probable kill myself now regardless
3 years ago
Yep
3 years ago
Sad fact: those dwarfs could outrun most muchoers
3 years ago
this was a little funny
3 years ago
I was a little drunk when I posted it...
3 years ago
i'm a little happy that zeke's back
3 years ago
i must have been in rage-quit mode when this got subbed aka i got stoned and i missed it
3 years ago
Bono's uncle was here, too.
3 years ago
Are you ready!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
um

for?
3 years ago
watch the vid.
3 years ago
Im ready for another beer.
3 years ago
* Sporty reaches for his mini fridge conveniently placed by his desk. *
3 years ago
^toolman jr
3 years ago
Like you dont keep a bottle under your pillow.
3 years ago
it was a compliment
3 years ago
Soooo...who's going to Cuba for spring break??
3 years ago
lol - i bought barnoculars for both bros back in 1990 or so
3 years ago
Spencer's always had em.
3 years ago
I always felt so...dirty...walking in there...
3 years ago
Dirty walking into spencer's? Why
3 years ago
I was a teenager in the late 80's and 90's, so you can imagine what it was like for me.
3 years ago
that barnocular dude has a wonderful stasche btw
3 years ago
That is a pretty epic possumstache.
3 years ago
Lemme rephrase that...walking out of...
3 years ago
Possum, is there booze within 4 feet of your bed?
3 years ago
We had that place in the mall, then there was this place called "INTERNATIONAL GIFT BAZAAR." It was owned by an Asian family and had all sorts of illegal shit...brass knuckles, pipes, bongs, nuchuckas, swords, zip guns...ah the 80's. The place was converted into a giant car dealership.
3 years ago
Spencers was like the 80s version of sleazy MS-type porn/gore sites
3 years ago
It really was. And if you're having a bachelor/bachelorette party, they have all your accessories. Now they have the world's sluttiest women's Halloween costumes, too.
3 years ago
Ummm...Mako...the convenience stores in my area are selling pipes and bongs now.
3 years ago
jim - what, am i stupid?

of course
3 years ago
Hahaha....good info.
3 years ago
Yeah, this was in a shopping mall in the suburbs of central NY, dude. This place wouldn't last long now.
3 years ago
i havent spent more than 2 hours in my "living room" in the last three years...
3 years ago
Houses still have living rooms? I thought they were all kitchens, bathrooms, and bedrooms now...
3 years ago
No, those are just all the rooms ya need, Sporty.
3 years ago
I have a living room, but never go in there. I have two "family rooms" tho.
3 years ago
"Family room"...also known as the place where you "watch" tv with your wife where you actually mucho on your tablet...
3 years ago
Ding!
3 years ago
This also sometimes doubles as my "office".
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
One of which has hideous wallpaper.
3 years ago
*pine paneling
3 years ago
Ya...that wallpaper can give you a seizure if you look at it enough. It's close to being taken down when I move my real office downstairs.
3 years ago
my house is a super-tiny 1920's build

downstairs is a kitchen and a living room
upstairs is bedroom and bathroom - exactly zero closets anywhere

been told that a fambly of 6 once lived here...cant even imagine

too small for me and even one cat
3 years ago
Fun fact: I just finished making chocolate fudge.
3 years ago
is that another euph?
3 years ago
Possum, that's amost perfect. Good setup. This beotch I have is 3000sqft livable and 1700 of basement.
3 years ago
Were they mexican, possum? Fuckers are great with people to square footage.
3 years ago
it works for me

do have a Model T type garage though also that helps lots...no room for the car really, but it's where i keep all the old amps and shit
3 years ago
tinski - this is sodak... we didnt even know there were such things as mexicans until we got a Taco Belle
3 years ago
Id love to downsize as soon as these rugrats I have move out...aka college....but I'm a few years from that.
3 years ago
How about a pic smerf?
3 years ago
*no homo
3 years ago
most likely it was a famby of those dirty Swedes
3 years ago
*-no
3 years ago
Shit.....you fuckin inter posting rodent.
3 years ago
* Sporty casually walks away *
3 years ago
http://www.westchestermodular.com/american-eagle-monroe.html This is what I have. Nothing special, but at least it's new and in a private community.
3 years ago
Made sure to get the optional 2nd bathroom, at least.
3 years ago
Don't stfu me or I'll call your old boss and make you take back the coal huffing job.
3 years ago
swedism was rampant here back in the day...not even kidding
3 years ago
Pssst...mako...that's a trailer...
3 years ago
Dont threaten me jimbo!! I'll call rollo out on you!!!!


* Sporty shakes his fist *
3 years ago
psst...sporty... rollo is naked in chat
3 years ago
It's not a trailer, you dumbass. It's a prefab, yeah, but it didn't have fuckin wheels on it lol
3 years ago
awesome interposty stuff
3 years ago
That's a nice place, mako!
3 years ago
It's okay. I'm adding a two car garage soon. Basically, I bought it, they delivered the pieces, and I put it together with a couple of friends that are contractors.
3 years ago
Rollo is like a bad tic that won't die.
3 years ago
*case of the clap
3 years ago
Where the hell are you gonna put it mako?
3 years ago
I bought an empty lot in a private community, Sporty. Kinda got lucky.
3 years ago
Cool. Actually pre fabs are quite nice nowadays. They basically stick built homes built to factory standards.
3 years ago
*they're
3 years ago
It's gated and has security at night. Not that there's ever any crime here anyway.
3 years ago
And you can get prefabs that are two and three levels now, too. Building a home here is expensive as hell, and it's the first home I've owned anyway.
3 years ago
I'm waiting for the ol lady's parents to die so we can get their two acres and build.I have minimal experience in construction so it's gonna come out amazing. Kidding. Building credit to buy a condo that needs fixing up. i can do a good amount of the work myself but have friends in most trades so it should be fairly cheap to fix up if need be.
3 years ago
Dunno if you guys saw this, but this made me laugh earlier:

https://autos.yahoo.com/news/texas-plumber-ford-truck-ends-terrorists-133033518.html
3 years ago
Hey, it's not always what ya know, sometimes it's who ya know, tinski.
3 years ago
Yeah...I looked into them with my ex, mako. We were within an inch of buying a 2 story one.
3 years ago
Thank fuck I didn't though...
3 years ago
I saw that, Kirk. Makes me wonder what ever happened to my old Isuzu Rodeo.
3 years ago
It's amazing....but also makes you think....you could have spent $3 on a can of rustoleum and never would have had a problem!
3 years ago
Damn!! That co-anchor is hot as fuck!!!
3 years ago
Haha, sporto...

Google this: "angelica campos fox 8 cleveland"
3 years ago
* possum calls a cab *
3 years ago
War wagon isn't runnin, poss?
3 years ago
We have Aloha Taylor here in s.d. she really knows her weather
3 years ago
We've got Jennifer Stanonis at WGRZ.
3 years ago
Sporty:

http://i.imgur.com/2XObgeCh.jpg
3 years ago
Oh heeeeeyyyy...is that peanut butter swirl on the left?
3 years ago
Apparently DrSmut here thinks Sam Adams is an ingredient in fudge.....
3 years ago
Sporty, yes. And walnuts on the right.
3 years ago
Jim: Sadly, that would make it too liquidy
3 years ago
So, how did your confections turn out, smerf?
3 years ago
Not gonna lie, they didn't look great. I thought he had made pudding
3 years ago
I thought they were brownies at first, but it's kinda hard to fuck up brownies and smerf likes a challenge.
3 years ago
I only saw the pic on facebook. These do look like brownies. He's just fucked it all up
3 years ago
Well, do keep in mind that this is a man that was baking them. An Irish man. That's why I was wondering how how it all turned out.
3 years ago
Well I guess my great grandparents were Irish immigrants, they knew how to cook
3 years ago
That would be a first.
3 years ago
And this isn't cooking we're talking about, it's baking. Ever taste chocolate from Ireland? I'd rather eat my sock.
3 years ago
I also know how to cook
3 years ago
Doubtful.
3 years ago
Can't say I've tasted much of anything from Ireland, but I'm pretty sure smerfy is from Washington
3 years ago
And is of Irish ancestry. See how that works?
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure once your family has been here as long as ours has you don't get to claim beig Irish any more
3 years ago
The phrase is Irish diaspora
3 years ago
He's also of Scottish ancestry, I believe. Also not know for their culinary expertise. And the guy can claim whatever he wants, I'm just stating facts. Didn't realize Cousinfuckerville, WA had laws against that.
3 years ago
Lol cousinfuckerville is a bit south of me, sorry to disappoint
3 years ago
Oh, sorry.
3 years ago
You should be a grumpy old man
3 years ago
And you remind me of Violet after she chewed the piece of experimental gum.
3 years ago
I'm a bit pale for that
3 years ago
We must be talking about two different movies. Oh well. You're about the same size, anyway.
3 years ago
Violet turned into a blueberry :/
3 years ago
Violet swelled up to a gigantic size and had to be taken to be juiced in the juicing room.
3 years ago
I think you need to rewatch the movie because she turned into a giant blueberry
3 years ago
You are partly correct and there are two movies related to what we're talking about.
3 years ago
Mako is right, she had to be Juiced.
3 years ago
Cousinfuckerville is south of her. Horsefuckerton is northeast of her.

I haven't tried the fudge with walnuts yet, but I'm sure it will be just as delicious as the last time I made it. This is my first attempt at making fudge with peanut butter in it, but it tastes pretty delicious.

While Scottish and Irish are included in my ancestry, it also includes Danish, French and German. And English, but who gives a fuck about them?
3 years ago
...there's also an Iroquois back there a ways, but I don't recall exactly where. I think they married one of the Germans who immigrated.
3 years ago
I didn't know Dwarfs had tribes in Canada. They must burro through the snow like moles.
3 years ago
I just read that they use them in packs to hunt moose, Vicious little fuckers.
3 years ago
I had a family of them living under my shed years ago, I had to release some Badgers into their nest to get them to leave.
3 years ago
are you a teanigger?
3 years ago
No, just a Saint with an on going badger problem.
3 years ago
Badgers are assholes.
3 years ago
I saw a dead badger on a roadside when I got stranded in the middle of nowhere, once. I thought it was a dark labrador at first. It was huge.
3 years ago
We apparently have them here too, but I've never seen one.
3 years ago
that was the first time I'd ever seen one. Was only last summer. I wanted to take a picture but my phone was dead or I didn't have it with me. Plus there would have been no sign for mucho
3 years ago
I used to drive straight truck for a medical oxygen company and I had a route that took me way up north along the St. Lawrence river. I can remember seeing a wolf and a vulture for the first time ever on that route.
3 years ago
My dogs would fuck a badger up
3 years ago
All kinds of shit around here, Moose, Bear,Bobcat, Mountain lion, Deer, and some wild boar, but the worst little fuckers are the Fisher Cats, They will kill everything you own eventually.
3 years ago
We have two deer seasons here, and for some reason they seem to be multiplying like fucking rabbits.
3 years ago
You don't have three? Shotgun, black powder and Bow?
3 years ago
Or can you deerhunt with a rifle where you live?, can't do that here.
3 years ago
Nobody I've ever met hunts with a black powder rifle, and our two seasons are bow and gun. That's all I know. You won't catch me freezing my ass off to hunt an animal that isn't smart enough to not run into traffic.
3 years ago
We have a two week season for black powder where I live, You would be amazed at how many deer are taken with a good old fashioned Kentucky flintlock.
3 years ago
Like I said, I'm not going to freeze my ass off in a tree just for that. I'll just buy the venison at the store.
3 years ago
humans are an animal that aren't smart enough to not run into traffic. Just saying
3 years ago
Speak for yourself, MD. Playing in traffic is not a favored pastime of mine.
3 years ago
I wish I could go deer hunting. Britain is such a nanny state. If I ever make it out of this shithole, I'm going to deerhunting country.
3 years ago
I wasn't speaking specifically about you.
3 years ago
NY is such a nanny state. If I ever make it out of this shithole, I'm getting the fuck out of deerhunting country.
3 years ago
Move to Montana makdragon.
3 years ago
He said out of deer hunting country, not into
3 years ago
He was speaking to makodragon, not to me.
3 years ago
Hmmm, well I'd still advise against Montana :/
3 years ago
why's that?
3 years ago
I guess if you like flat, dirt and rocks you might like it. Or having to drive an hour to get to anything
3 years ago
Yeah?, why is that?
3 years ago
I actually have an uncle that has a cabin in Montana, if you want to get away. He wants to retire there, but he lives in south central Los Angeles, so you can understand his desire to flee that area.
3 years ago
that sounds pretty good to me toast
3 years ago
"anything" is highly overrated
3 years ago
Montana sounds fantastic - fuck the city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ialhaxhr7iA&list=RDIalhaxhr7iA#t=9
3 years ago
You wouldn't last five minutes in Montana.
3 years ago
The only thing I wouldn't want to deal with is the insects and snakes...

3 years ago
You don't have insects and snakes?
3 years ago
Shit, nothing like you'd find in those warmer climates
3 years ago
You do have these little guys. We have them here, too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistrurus_catenatus
3 years ago
Never seen one of those...
3 years ago
Mosquitoes are what we produce in these here parts
3 years ago
um - montana is warm?
3 years ago
I grew up in Cicero swamp, so I've seen my fair share of mosquito's. EEE and West Nile are problems here every year.
3 years ago
Compared to where I live, poss, yes...
3 years ago
doubt it
3 years ago
Believe it. At least where closer to sea level...
3 years ago
Fart logged out?
3 years ago
Sprinks, do they use aerial and truck spraying up there? We pretty much have to everywhere here.
3 years ago
Honestly, I don't know... I would guess not, because people tend to raise a stink in this area when the government tries anything like that
3 years ago
The coldest temperature on record for Montana is also the coldest temperature for the entire contiguous U.S. On January 20, 1954, −70 °F (−57 °C) was recorded at a gold mining camp near Rogers Pass.
3 years ago
Holey shit snacks
3 years ago
I'll keep my temperate rainforest thanks
3 years ago
Well, not all that surprising really, Rogers Pass rises 5,610 feet above sea level
3 years ago
Environmentalists protest here, but the state does it anyway. The sprays can't kill pets or humans, just make them sick. Plus they don't spray over Oneida Lake or where there's fish populations.
3 years ago
The Feds are pussies here, they fold like cheap lawn chairs under public pressure when it comes to piddly issues... If it's a massive hush-hush money deal like Harper does in private, then it's a blatant fuck you to the people.
3 years ago
Get much snow in the past 24 hours, Mako?
3 years ago
Wow. Farmers and horse breeders here stand a lot to lose if EEE and West Nile run rampant, so it's either watch the livestock and horses die, or stay in for a half hour when they spray.
3 years ago
Nah, just a dusting. Windy and gray as hell though.
3 years ago
Got about 8 inches of light snow, just enough to make the roads greasy
3 years ago
That's actually quite a bit, dude.
3 years ago
Or did you fuck up your conversions again? :)
3 years ago
Meh, when you're used to it
3 years ago
Oh, I'm used to it, trust me lol
3 years ago
I know it's 8 inches because the snow just touched my balls when the tip hit the ground - it's the most accurate way to gauge the depth

/Punky boast
3 years ago
Yeah, an my dick is only two inches-from the floor HUR HUR HUR!
3 years ago
This is the first year in ages that I've wanted snow, probably because I'm jobless. Only a single day of snow sprinkle though
3 years ago
Yeah, you mind it a bit less when you don't have to commute in it, I find.
3 years ago
Couldn't pick up dog poop for a couple days until the snow in the backyard melted, didn't worry about that though
3 years ago
It's a treat when spring comes around isn't it? A huge pile of soft turds, spread out everywhere in the yard
3 years ago
You could just be like the assholes in the house behind mine, and leave it out there 365 days a year. Thank goodness they have a high fence.
3 years ago
Someone I knew had trained their dog to shit and piss in a 2 x 4 sand/gravel box in their back yard - brilliant. I'm going to try that again with my dog this spring
3 years ago
Takes a lot of patience, Sprinks, but I think that's totally worthwhile, especially if you don't have a large yard.
3 years ago
My dogs only go in a space about like that. When we potty trained them it was to go on cedar chips. They don't even poop when we go on walks
3 years ago
Depending on what breed of dog you have it wont take too long. I have dachshunds and it only took about three months. So I'd assume most other breeds wouldn't take as long
3 years ago
We picked ours up at the local shelter, about 2 years old, and he was skittish as hell - pissed himself when he heard loud noises. The asshole who had him before must have abused the shit out of him
3 years ago
He's better, but still has some bladder control issues
3 years ago
I'll build a small sandbox this spring and give it a real go this time
3 years ago
My first dachshund I adopted when she was about 5years old. She was semi feral because she had been left out in capital forest to die. She was scared of everyone, not potty trained and wanted to kill her own food. We rescued a dachshund pup cross a few months ago, she was out roaming and no one ever claimed her
3 years ago
Some people should be left out in the wilderness to die...
3 years ago
All this dog talk just reminded me that he's due for a walk...

* Sprinkles heads to the mud room to get his galoshes *
3 years ago
Well the majority of her trust issues have been fixed. If my husband yells she still cowers in a corner and she still has fear aggression with other animals. She has made a few dog friends and didn't eat the puppy!
3 years ago
There is a porcupine (whom I named Larry) that visits me on my porch on occasion, He likes bananas and spinach.
3 years ago
I know a cabbie named Larry that went 18 years without a haircut and a shave. He kinda looked like a porcupine.
3 years ago
Kind of a silent guy? doesn't say to much?
3 years ago
That's kind of a given.
3 years ago
Not the one I know, the one I know mutters constantly and I swear he understands english.
3 years ago
This one does, too. Unfortunately, he's a full blown binge drinker and has the most fucked-up family tree, and is also part of a weird love triangle. He lived in an old house without electricity for 6 months, too. I've considered writing a book about him.
3 years ago
Just clicked the random button and it popped up on one of my posts from 2008. It's like a little Xmas gift.
3 years ago
Don't consider, just do, it has been my experience that if you are going to write don't think and just do it.
3 years ago
Thank you, oh Yoda of the literary...stuff.
3 years ago
NICE MUCHOKILL FAGET
3 years ago
You're the fuckin moron that downvoted his own sub.
3 years ago
yeah!


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3 years ago
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