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Everything Is Awesome

Sarah McLachlan-esque cover *single tear*

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by bongwater

submitted July 10th 2014

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I was at Legoland 2 days ago. That place fucking sucks.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Y44eVgel.jpg
4 years ago
What a complete douchebag
4 years ago
Flipping off lego land? Hardccore.
4 years ago
Being an online tough guy? Even more hardcore.
4 years ago
You should have hit me up dude! could have jammed out =(
4 years ago
I live 20 minutes from that shit hole
4 years ago
what dainty hands you have, what is that, a French Manicure?
4 years ago
Dem dick strokers
4 years ago
i loved legoland denmark. legoland germany is supposedly a shithole too.
4 years ago
someone just got fired.
4 years ago
Chin up, turd... every restaurant needs a dishwasher.
4 years ago
What did you expect, gully? It's Germany after all...
4 years ago
I wouldnt want to put you out of work.
4 years ago
Busboys are always in high demand as well - you'll be ok.

* Sprinkles goes to pat oster on the shoulder but doesn't for fear that oster is contagious *
4 years ago
sad how you say "please dont talk to me" but end up talking to me. Scabby stoner always forgetting and shit.
4 years ago
Have another drink, lushie...
4 years ago
cant have another when I havent started. Your fat cells are clogging your brain sack.
4 years ago
and I scrape my scabs nightly, faggot...
4 years ago
is that saying you smoke resin nightly? I mean ive done it before when I was broke as shit and didnt have any weed, but nightly harsh.
4 years ago
ummm... yeah.

Drunkie the clown is rambling again...
4 years ago
Why do you always do this? You know the kids hate it when we fight
4 years ago
beer time! see you fat fuck in like 15 min.
4 years ago
And it begins...

See ya, toad-boy.
4 years ago
your timing is off. it cant begin when I havent even started.
4 years ago
It begins. Your descent into oblivion.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles shakes head at poor drunkie-mcdrunkinson *
4 years ago
Hurry the fuck up, faggot
4 years ago
im still waiting on another dedicated post from you.
4 years ago
In due time...
4 years ago
i am sure you will have another meltdown in the next 48 hours, dedicating a post to someone. That's what all butt hurt faggots do.
4 years ago
"meltdown"

* Sprinkles snickers *
4 years ago
Sober oster is boring oster
4 years ago
I do have something chambered for subbing...
4 years ago
and sprinkles is just boring sprinkles.

but im glad you could keep my attention for the time being, then again I can literally have fun counting blades of grass.
4 years ago
Good job repeating what I just said...

4 years ago
*snickers*
4 years ago
Cash in your empties and get pro, faggot...
4 years ago
You want to borrow five bucks?
4 years ago
nope. wont ever buy pro.
4 years ago
5 bucks wont even buy the beer i drink.
4 years ago
Atta boy, keep them priorities straight
4 years ago
nice selfie Dinks

http://imgur.com/UXt629U
4 years ago
Lrn to imgur, fgt
4 years ago
that you in the pic with the bananas m8?
4 years ago
You should dedicate that to me in sub form...
4 years ago
I seriously doubt you're a real moose...
4 years ago
you want his moose knuckle huh
4 years ago
Dipped in maple poutine syrup
4 years ago
Drink s'more oster...
4 years ago
go for a run, fatty.
4 years ago
your toys wont miss you that much.
4 years ago
ACTION FIGURES
4 years ago
dolls
4 years ago
* Sprinkles waits for the inevitable "dumb-off" comment anytime now *
4 years ago
ACTION. FIGURES.
4 years ago
little kid and his dolls. hahahahaah
4 years ago
hahahahaha!

Wheeeee!
4 years ago
* Sprinkles picks up his action figure and whooshes it around in the air *


4 years ago
just like your sex life, wooshing away.
4 years ago
<-------------- Gets plenty of sexy time

^inb4 alone
4 years ago
You're almost there, oster...

You're at about Bob Saget clever drunk now.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles can't wait for mumbly, rambling, bitter oster drunk *
4 years ago
Nothing wrong with the alone sexy time
4 years ago
All sexy time is good
4 years ago
is not sexy time without a jar of mayo and a plunger
4 years ago
why should I ramble when you do enough?
4 years ago
It's fun to point and laugh at you, why else?
4 years ago
ditto.
4 years ago
*dildo
4 years ago
haha i just remembered, why am i talking to some 45 year old man with dolls.
4 years ago
wheres jrob when you need him
4 years ago
Haahahahahaha!

"meltdown"
4 years ago
"mom tuck me in"

no wonder you and freshie get along so well.
4 years ago
this is gold
4 years ago
Getting there.

Keep ingesting...
4 years ago
Let the bitterness flow...
4 years ago
Muahahahahaha!
4 years ago
when you have "sexy time" do you hide your toys? or do they interact too?
4 years ago
And we're at the repressed homo-erotica stage of drunkenness...
4 years ago
Whatever floats your pontoon, fruitcup
4 years ago
so your "sexy time" is gay "sexy time".


it's all coming out now... get it..
4 years ago
oster says:

"Coming out now"

Good for you!
4 years ago
and you want

To get "it"

You go, girl...
4 years ago
Take this shit to MSN chat.
4 years ago
Now, can we stop this before cuntface notices us?
4 years ago
you can make this as much about me as you need to feel safe. It's ok.
4 years ago
Shit. Too late.

Hey, Fagwad.
4 years ago
did it died?
4 years ago
we can only hope
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/GOUNx8Z.gif
4 years ago
worst thread of the week
4 years ago
Month*
4 years ago
And a solid contender for worst of the year.
4 years ago
Lol didn't read
4 years ago
^liked a comment in the thrad

LIAR
4 years ago
Thrad. Ok
4 years ago
Huehuehuehue

Typos r funy


LIAR
4 years ago
Made you comment. Thxandbye
4 years ago
Is that supposed to be considered clever?

Must be a european thing

4 years ago
Type O Negative sucks(ed)royal ass.
4 years ago
says the worst deaf drummer ever
4 years ago
Signed.
4 years ago
omg, stfu and promote wooden toy blocks instead.
4 years ago
What about the forests !!
4 years ago
Not just big oil out to get us.... now it is big blocks too.... oh the humanity
4 years ago
daww
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R1nRxcICeE
4 years ago
Awesome
4 years ago
Fuck America
4 years ago
yeah !!
2 years ago
this is evil
2 years ago
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