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The new religion

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by Pingas

submitted July 8th 2014

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The new religion
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Agreed
3 years ago
15 minute member
3 years ago
I stayed anon. for quite a while. So wut?
3 years ago
aaaaaand its puma
3 years ago
I like how calm mucho is now that FalloutMutant is gone. For now
3 years ago
Did he get to meet Yak's banhammer ?
3 years ago
Not sure, wasn't on when it happened
3 years ago
Let us hope
3 years ago
he spammed the site with shit subs last night, one of em was animal cruelty (beheaded cat), several ppl got mad and mailed yak - me among em- shortly after puma/ erin and his subs were gone
3 years ago
for now
3 years ago
I don't like people getting banned but Puma was a pain in the ass. Something needed done.
3 years ago
He sounds cool. I hope he comes back.
3 years ago
fuck off
3 years ago
several people got mad & mailed Yak. This is why mucho is doomed, doomed I tell ya. Seagull you sound like a right twat.
3 years ago
animal cruelty

nuff said
3 years ago
why don't you mail Yak & tell him I was being unkind.
3 years ago
you're a stupid person
3 years ago
I don't need to prove myself to you, because I don't need to. But you have become a massive dickhead. Go & mail Yak & tell him I said so.
3 years ago
you really don't get it, do you?

just locate that chinese animal stomping vid, sub it, and wait.

you dense motherfucker.

3 years ago
6 year nobody clowning about when it's cool to contact an admin.... ridiculous.

go fuck yourself you limey piece of shit.
3 years ago
Hah, somebody just got red in the face with internet rage.......
3 years ago
yes, hyper-raging, so hulk.... you got me goooooooood. RAAWR!

we're done here if that's all you have.
3 years ago
no, I got more, if you can handle it.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kisPBwZOM
3 years ago
way to punky up the thread.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL1vtdaKlsk#t=0h0m38s
3 years ago
I guess you win this one as I am bored to fucking death by you.
3 years ago
I could be wrong but I don't think BW is defending the posting of the cat video. Just pointing out how ghey it is that all it takes is a few people complaining to get Puma banned and not just the fact he was a faggot.
3 years ago
Steven_seagull is a whiny asshole.
3 years ago
Hey, you,silly bollocks. have some respect. Nobody asked for your opinion.
3 years ago
I've got noob on my comment...yeck.
3 years ago
nowadays ppl complaining is the only way cuz otherwise yak just can't be arsed to care
3 years ago
You all think it but won't openly agree because I'm new.
3 years ago
Which is the biggest problem really.
3 years ago
Yak is doin windmills and the worm at some hole in the wall bar while you dudes complain
3 years ago
I will do my time quietly then.
3 years ago
Don't be a Sprinkles, Ala. I simply just don't agree. Accept and move on.
3 years ago
I'm glad that twat is gone . Thanks to everyone who took the time to get it done.
3 years ago
*rocks in rocking chair*

I remember the good old days :(
3 years ago
it all went downhill when you joined
3 years ago
!
3 years ago
I want to get angry at that but all I can do is smile and secretly plot your demise.
3 years ago
it's all done and plotted and planned.

my zoltar card said i will get stabbed to death by a midget assassin on july 17th 2038...
3 years ago
i suspect a cybernetically enhanced camy clone...
3 years ago
that's pretty awesome.
3 years ago
I'm gonna stab possum in his funny lookin gut and watch him bleed out.
3 years ago
hahaha fucking camy. One of the hardest laughs at an OC I've ever had.
3 years ago
RIP lil guy
3 years ago
Are there any vids of him on here? I've seen his pick but I NEED to hear his voice.
3 years ago
I always figured if I ever received a terminal diagnosis that I'd go out after going vigilante and removing some undesirables from society.
3 years ago
I don't even think I've seen his picture. Just heard he looks like the flat headed kid in that Retard Slam Poetry.
3 years ago
He looks special that's for sure
3 years ago
Where's this photo. He used to mess with me when I was here pre crash
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
he had a surprisingly deep voice for a muppet.

freshie, mail addy and i'll send you some camy pics. hit me up at steven_seagull@muchosucko.com
3 years ago
hahaha tinski just sounded like a jaded ex-lover.
3 years ago
meh. I don't need any Aryan dickpix.
3 years ago
Squatface@muchosucko.com. just incase you feel like sending some my way as well gull.
3 years ago
Plus I'd like to not ruin the mutant I have conjured up in my imagination. Like how seeing Plantshit would most likely be underwhelming.
3 years ago
your loss. i won't put him up here though....
3 years ago
That's fine. That shit gets you banned unless you're named Jones.

*Coughs violently*
3 years ago
Hey, I just went for a poo, I thought me & Seagull were having altercations......
3 years ago
Seagulls won, you lost.
3 years ago
I thought bw was british not brazilian
3 years ago
oh wait they were out almost immediately
3 years ago
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
3 years ago
check your mail squat
3 years ago
* squatface unzips *
3 years ago
well as an Englishman, the US showed heart & passion & a will to win. They made an effort, The English did not. Fair play to the US team.
3 years ago
who exactly did jones link to without permission?
3 years ago
a picture of a creepy tr and jackie at some fast food joint it looks like with tr having some creepy pedo smile

then i posted it several more times because jones had captioned it "I don't always make bets, but when I do... I WELCH" and i thought it was hilarious.
3 years ago
i knew it was banworthy but it was Classic FreshieDGAF. Plus I figured since nothing came of jones linking it a couple times it was even safer for me to do.
3 years ago
ooooh, that pic. i have that. and the funny pixel art version. and jackies google+.

good times.
3 years ago
and i can't remember who exactly, it might have been jones, but someone also linked both of their facebooks and jackies Google+ profile.
3 years ago
yeah. allegedly tr went fucking ballistic in chat. i wasn't in chat so i don't know for sure but it seems plausible since he complained in the past when karma bit him on the ass.
3 years ago
i think squat fainted over those camy pics...
3 years ago
or is masturbating furiously
3 years ago
Twice.
3 years ago
both?
3 years ago
dat toothpic arm... so sexay!!!
3 years ago
muscular dystrophy is hot as fuck
3 years ago
Also, I hate to say this but the German team, all looked like athletes. Not vain wankers covered in tatts with a dodgy haircut. The Germans just wanted to play good football, the English were thinking about their Summer Holiday Villas & if their pool was big enough. ok, I'm done.
3 years ago
also, the germans showed great sportsmanship post-game yesterday on the field as well as in interviews, we really have an awesome team this yr.
3 years ago
Let's not forget Horsecution, lol.

Jones....you lil' rascal.
3 years ago
GimmieAFreshie
*rocks in rocking chair*

I remember the good old days :(
4 hours ago report spam | like | stfu



* Sprinkles snickers *


Yes, the good old days...


Nobody like you then either.
3 years ago
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Alabaster_Bollocks is the best noob EVAR!
3 years ago
Fuck cats man.
3 years ago
I really wanna see Messi win, but it's the Germans cup to lose. And they play the best soccer.
3 years ago
YAY, SPORTS TALK!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles pulls up a chair and gazes into Heather's eyes *
3 years ago
go on...
3 years ago
Sorry Heather. Just so sick of soccer talk...
3 years ago
* possum just asks heather how's they hangin and refrains from obviousness atm *
3 years ago
sorry I'm always late to the party these days. I feel like smerf
3 years ago
OUCH
3 years ago
just meant he's always online late at night. JEEZ.
3 years ago
peace?
3 years ago
bye?
3 years ago
Hmph.
3 years ago
You have to be invited in order to be late to the party...

*hugs smerf* sorry bud
3 years ago
* smerf cries into Freshie's chest like Edward Norton in Fight Club. *








* smerf sticks a "kick me" sign on the back on Freshie's back *
3 years ago
-the back on

I don't know.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles sneaks up and kicks freshie in his fat, balding head *
3 years ago
I doubt you can get your foot that high.
3 years ago
why would i need to get my foot that high...
3 years ago
I could manage
3 years ago
maybe...
3 years ago
*flails to get sign off*
3 years ago
This is where freshie pretends he has my comments blocked...
3 years ago
As if he's miss an opportunity to see his name in any comment
3 years ago
Fuck you, freshie.
3 years ago
Stfu
3 years ago
You're even worse than Punky. Fuck off
3 years ago
Fuck you too, lobos.

3 years ago
Meh, fuck this. I'm going to the gym.
3 years ago
Everyone tries to roundhouse but the most fun and easy is the straightforward front kick for me. Plus, having big feet you can do a lot more damage with a large boot/shoe straight to the face/chest than some roundhouse they might duck.
3 years ago
*ninja warrior's all up in this bitch*
3 years ago
i want to spot for smerf and hover my ballbag over his forehead as he bench presses.
3 years ago
* smerf crosses bench press off his plan for the evening *
3 years ago
Freshie, I would crush your ribs with a roundhouse kick.
3 years ago
hahaha lets rumble, hobbit!
3 years ago
Time to build a distribution box
* loslobos goes to work *
3 years ago
Remember Freshie: you may be taller than me, but that puts your nuts at punching height.
3 years ago
Just suck each other's dicks already, faggots.
3 years ago
you know what

we need more puking videos to be submitted.
3 years ago
i believe you meant *fondling height.
3 years ago
Hey loslobos, do you ever get plumber butt?
3 years ago
hey, you're the one who burst the bubble by saying you were only like 5'2". I used to think you were like 6'5" before that bombshell.
3 years ago
Find somewhere between those two. I'm 5' 8"
3 years ago
Well... 5' 8.5"

Fuck you, the .5 is important!
3 years ago
* smerf short-guy rages *
3 years ago
you don't strike me as the short guy syndrome type.

Pretty much every other guy under 6' on Mucho? Yeah.
3 years ago
i bet smerf-rage is awesome though with those hands like clenching and shaking while smerf turns a "not found in the wild" shade of pink.
3 years ago
haha manlets
3 years ago
Yeah, I never really understood Little Man Syndrome.

I'm amazed I haven't ripped my steering wheel in half while driving in traffic.
3 years ago
Well, it appears I have procrastinated too long and will not be going to the gym tonight. Not enough time to get in a decent workout.

Damn it.
3 years ago
SMS is a weird thing only because like Asians being shitty drivers it's a stereotype for a reason.
3 years ago
There's plenty of pro's about being short...I can't think of any at this exact second but I know there are!
3 years ago
Driving behind some slow fucker in the left lane and finally being able to pass him:

"Oh, I bet you're Asian. Don't be Asian. Come on, prove me wrong... FUCK YOU, YOU'RE ASIAN. STOP PROVING THE STEREOTYPE CORRECT!"
3 years ago
Freshie: face at boob height.
3 years ago
Easier to find pants the correct length.

Never needing to duck under a door.

Never having to bend down too far while kissing a chick.

Never running out of headroom in a car.

Never running out of legroom in a car.
3 years ago
yeah the last two really suck because i think all you need to be is like 6' to have those issues. I'm only 6'2" and think 90% of cars have shitty leg room.

it is a plus always getting shotgun though unless someone taller is rolling with.
3 years ago
welp, you convinced this girl
3 years ago
that being short......huh?
3 years ago
Convinced you of what?
3 years ago
she's drunk again. just don't make any sudden movements and agree that BSS is the best thing ever.
3 years ago
being short is good? I DONT KNOW YOU SAID IT
3 years ago
RUN!
3 years ago
I never said it was good. I just pointed out some pros.
3 years ago
well sorrrryyyyy
3 years ago
ill just continue eating my shitty crackers and cheese in silence
3 years ago
you eat shitty crackers?
3 years ago
Ah, the Canadian just said "sorry"

STEREOTYPING!
3 years ago
hahaha SOHHHHHREE
3 years ago
well i wish i werent eating shitty crackers but ive had no time to shop
3 years ago
inb4 "saw-ree" rebuttal
3 years ago
"Sore-y"
3 years ago
Work keeping you busy, Heather?
3 years ago
ugh, don't ask that when duhg is on.
3 years ago
yep, very busy... all i wanna do tomorrow is lay around but i gotta be productive :(
3 years ago
good call
3 years ago
I'd keep you busy too.



Alllll niiiiight.
3 years ago
no time
3 years ago
jamesons'll gitcha!
3 years ago
You know, there's a fair amount of people logged in right now.




COMMENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
3 years ago
they're all in top-secret chat
3 years ago
yeah right
3 years ago
Fuckers.
3 years ago
hnbugfvriougrf
3 years ago
☻☺♥☺☻♥☺☻♣♦♣♠◘•`
3 years ago
Yep, ^that
3 years ago
you short dweebs
3 years ago
Meh.
3 years ago
wtf im not short!
3 years ago
* smerf pats Heather on the head *


Yes, you're very big.
3 years ago
that was more artistic than anything yoko ono haS ever done
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
LOL Daaaamn
3 years ago
yoko is a fucking..........ugh i wanna just choke the shit out of her.
3 years ago
well its like this..when you are a shorter person..you notice when people are taller...when you are a taller person..you dont notice shit
3 years ago
Yes. ^that.
3 years ago
nothing is worse than a dude who lets his talentless girl get up on stage with the band

*glares at Bruce*
3 years ago
fucking interposting billy
3 years ago
i know im going to get hate letters...but im afraid that was about the size of things with that lennon character
3 years ago
"Honey, you think I could do a little number on stage tonight?"

he should have manned up and told her her shit is absolutely horrible. Then remind her people paid to see him, not them.
3 years ago
Billy: I only notice when people are taller if they're REALLY tall. Like, 6' 4" or taller.
3 years ago
"oh hey chaps..would ya mind if me genius little asian was to sit in with us as we record"
3 years ago
and to me REALLY tall is like 6'8
3 years ago
haha you know how fucking mad they must've been. ESPECIALLY the time she'd grab the mic and just wail into it for no apparent reason.
3 years ago
blame Clapton
3 years ago
she had one job, bonk her drum, and she couldn't even do that on time.
3 years ago
im that height smerf
3 years ago
lets see
3 years ago
but i sure as fuck dont feel like some badass..and its always these little fucks who want to take down the big guy..little small dick punky types
3 years ago
Meh, I don't give a shit about height. 6' 4'' is about the point where it becomes a pain in the back to work on a patient.
3 years ago
I blame Clapton for never releasing a slower version of Crossroads like the one he played at Royal Albert Hall(?) i think it was.
3 years ago
i blame clapton on many occasions..dont you worry about that
3 years ago
shit was gangster when he got all bluesy with it.
3 years ago
fuck that..i blame claptner for not making a 50 minute steppin' out
3 years ago
fuck him and his guitomtom
3 years ago
* smerf starts singing Tears in Heaven *
3 years ago
hahah
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGzNZu7eYQ
3 years ago
dont
3 years ago
snerf picks the most fucked out of all the clapton songs
3 years ago
he's got phil collins on drums in that version of crossroads
3 years ago
I get a little sentimental feeling about that song.

* smerf shifts to Cocaine. *
3 years ago
duh who doesn't
3 years ago
JUST SAY NO, SMERF!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGzNZu7eYQ
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEzFgCLv8c
3 years ago
this is almost as nice as Heathers jugs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hYCKeOsj_w
3 years ago
They are rather nice, aren't they?
3 years ago
they have nipple guns like the fembots in austin powers
3 years ago
close
3 years ago
hes packing some mighty sweet tone in that vid
3 years ago
blues guitar is best guitar
3 years ago
I love the smoke sitting in the headstock
3 years ago
Bill Withers - Use Me can't be played in anything but a 70's gangster cadillac.
3 years ago
I do love Bill Withers
3 years ago
* smerf looks around all shifty-eyed *
3 years ago
* smerf honks heather's boobs *
3 years ago
keep dreaming shreck
3 years ago
* smerf pouts *


I know.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmYRFzu5hAg
3 years ago
hey this is fun linking all this shit
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
whats the theme?
3 years ago
awww,..poor heather's wittle bew jaYS
3 years ago
just press play on that one 5 comments up
3 years ago
are you drunk O_O
3 years ago
i wirsh
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFi4Q7ueA8

dont hate
3 years ago
too late
3 years ago
i already know this guy can play
3 years ago
fuck him and his talent
3 years ago
hahaha if you look past the doucheness, he really is wonderful
3 years ago
and he knows it
3 years ago
not sure im disagreeing with ya..but you have to know..there are so many people with talent
3 years ago
well duh, who's arguing that?
3 years ago
I dont even like John Mayer, generally speaking, but i love that album
3 years ago
just saying he is part of many..plenty of wagons to hitch your horse to
3 years ago
lol

my point was just that I think people overlook his talent because he's a douche and he dates popstars. thats all. My horses are not even in the same TOWN
3 years ago
and in the realm of guitar virtuosos..thats really what it comes down to right?can you suffer through shit music to hear great guitar playing..or can they make listenable tunes at the same time as putting their abilities out there?
3 years ago
and im agreeing but im also upping the ante
3 years ago
well I can appreciate good guitar playing, but no im not going to listen to songs that dont make me feel anything. Unless dude is on stage in front of me and it's enough to leave me awestruck, you'd better be able to write a song.
3 years ago
yup
3 years ago
fortunately or unfortunately, however you see it.
3 years ago
fortune cookies
3 years ago
if you wanna play devils advocate completely, ive also been to shows where the music meant nothing to me but the performers were mesmerizing
3 years ago
i wasnt playing devils advocate..i am merely insisting that there is an ocean of talented people out there and theres no way to hear or listen to all of them
3 years ago
i play guitar so of course im going to be biased towards guitarists ..but im a fan of the lion's share
3 years ago
thats fine, i was :P
3 years ago
i actually prefer pre-recorded music to live performances..unless maybe jazz or if i ever got a chance to see-classical
3 years ago
i love going to shows better than anything
3 years ago
well ive seen my share of live performances..i still prefer the sound as polished as its going to get
3 years ago
there are other certain benefits to live shows though
3 years ago
well anyway..its time for sleep..good night
3 years ago
well you dont really go for audio quality... though I cant remember when i went to a truly bad show..
3 years ago
nini
3 years ago
its not just audio quality..its how i usually familiarize myself with said persons music
3 years ago
yup..night
3 years ago
you sound like my boyfriend... he was almost scared to see radiohead because he already had built up his idea of radiohead and how they were to him.... luckily for Dan the stage collapsed and he avoided that existential crisis.
3 years ago
Not every song has to be a damn poem. Instrumentals FTW!
3 years ago
Referring to earlier question:
I do not get plumbers crack or whatever it's called
3 years ago
So much for that stereotype...
3 years ago
Dissapointed?
3 years ago
A bit, yes.
3 years ago
i thought LL was an electrician. I never saw many electricians with plumbers crack.
3 years ago
Well shit, I can't remember
3 years ago
I am. We're the neatest looking bunch of the lot
3 years ago
Sorry for disappoint
3 years ago
Eh, I'll live.
3 years ago
dv for description and tags
3 years ago
Will do next time
3 years ago
You're running out of next times
3 years ago
Fries, pls.
3 years ago
y u do dis
3 years ago
weirdest power ranger MOTW ever
3 years ago
"Just walk away."
3 years ago
recover password
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