points: 10

Wanna shuck?

Cornboner

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by Sprinkles

submitted July 8th 2014

105 comments
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Wanna shuck?
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Ladies, if a guys dick looks like an ear of corn...

Either run away because he's obviously got some crazy STD, or fuck him immediately because those little knobs should drive you wild
3 years ago
Is that how you feel ?
3 years ago
what fucking "ladies" do you hope to be addressing?
3 years ago
Any potential ladies that accidentally stumble across this while looking up recipes for creamed corn.

Certainly not any of the alleged female already members here.
3 years ago
Sprinkles is drooling
3 years ago
shuck off
3 years ago
That shucks.
3 years ago
Aww shucks you guys
3 years ago
shuck no.
3 years ago
Shuck you
3 years ago
shuck this
3 years ago
Go shuck yourselves
3 years ago
Shuck the fuck up
3 years ago
Shuck me running
3 years ago
Get shucked
3 years ago
I will give 20 shucks to see Heathers tits
3 years ago
Should have called it corn with a horn.
3 years ago
Regardless of who posted this I would still say this is one of the dumbest fucking subs on here. Christ.
3 years ago
Really?

I mean... Really?
3 years ago
Yeah. It's an ear of corn with a tiny ear growing out of it that could appear to be phallic if you went there. It's nothing special. If I thought it was I would have subbed it last week when I first saw it.
3 years ago

GimmieAFreshie
Regardless of who posted this I would still say this is one of the dumbest fucking subs on here. Christ.
17 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu

wanted to sub it. "Knows how to mucho"
3 years ago
you fuckin moron..way to copypasta and sensible comment and try to sprinkle some of your jew cock dust on it.. ban yourself jame
3 years ago
i tell you dont read.
3 years ago
also your mid life crisis is showing.
3 years ago
Obvious anus discomfort on Freshie's part, especially considering he posted this comment after I downvoted his sub.
3 years ago
Didn't get featured bwahahahaaaa
3 years ago
it's 3rd in line though...
3 years ago
fuck that noise. what i really looooved was the 0 people congratulating sprinks on his msbd. made me laugh all day.
3 years ago
i never noticed :(
3 years ago
Even Freshie managed to get a few congrats from people...hahaha shit.
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull
* Steven_Seagull sees lil msbd present icon next to sprinkles name *



......


* Steven_Seagull moves on *
3 days ago
report spam | like | stfu
Steven_Seagull
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

i love you guyses sometimes, i really do....

not a single fuck was given that day.
2 days ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
I took Sprinks off my PunkyBlock for a moment last night and noticed he DV'd my most recent sub after my comment(s) on this one...talk about a butthurt noob.

I even took the high ground and stated I would have DV'd this sub regardless of the subber! Noobs!!!
3 years ago
I know he must be chapped about his one year anniversary going by w/o so much as a silent fart in his honor.
3 years ago
Sad thing is...oster is widely considered the most insignificant user but I think some people have even offered him congrats on his mbday...
3 years ago
but.... he will somehow twist this thread into a win for himself... just wait and see.

predictable dumbass.
3 years ago
You mean a tactic on the first page of the How To Noob handbook?
3 years ago
"lol, i didnt even notice the icon for 24 hours, yet you guys keep on talking about it"

*moronic yellow text about him marking something down as something*
3 years ago
* makodragon sends sprinks a HMBD via covert email *
3 years ago
Sounds like a tactic from the 'How to freshiefy your smut site' guidebook
3 years ago
I hope your face is bitten off by a badger.
3 years ago
Dush, the adults are talking. Go play with your two lego pieces somewhere else.
3 years ago
You mean being boring as usual? Ok.

* DushanMandik throws legos at freshie's face *
3 years ago
Fucking Lennie of Of Mice and Men shows up when the discussion of dumb noobs is happening. Go figure.
3 years ago
Now go home and get your fucking shine box.
3 years ago
no no no, you place the legos in front of the door, then yell

"OHMYGOD, ICE CREAM TRUCK!"

3 years ago
good point, freshie would definitely fall for any type of moving food cart.
3 years ago
I saw an ice cream truck for the first time in forever not too long ago. Ours used to be driven by Paki's who always tried to give you candy as your change if you were owed.

Fuck, I hate Paki's.
3 years ago
When you reach adulthood you realize that shit like that is fucking out of order. On the other hand kids are so stupid, they don't realize how easy they are to con.
3 years ago
Nobody ever got conned. One kid had to get his dad to come out and threaten the fuck though. "The candy is your change :D" is what the fuck(s) would say when you were like "I gave you a $5 and the bar was $1...where's my $4 in change?"
3 years ago
Needless to say it was just easier to scrounge up some quarters and use exact change.
3 years ago
giving candy as change instead of $4 is giving 4 bits of candy that sells for $1 each. You think that's fair, but each bit of candy cost the paki 5 cents. So you got 20 cents change instead of $4.
3 years ago
Nice guys finish last. Pakis FTW!
3 years ago
You're like a less intelligent version of Sprinkles.

...
3 years ago
You're just mad cause I'm siding with the Pakis.

Butthurt? Go out and stick an ice cream cone up your ass, it'll help cool the pain.
3 years ago
*wooshes*
3 years ago
* DushanMandik orange txt wooshes freshie *
3 years ago
Jebus, you guys are cruel.
3 years ago
lol, i didnt even notice the icon for 24 hours, yet you guys keep on talking about it

* Sprinkles does the peppermint twist *
3 years ago
Sprinkles is a less intelligent version of Sprinkles.
3 years ago
huehuehuehue

* Sprinkles waves at dush *
3 years ago
Why do you even bother with that waste of skin called freshie anyways, dush?
3 years ago
Meh, gives me something to do.

* DushanMandik watches tumbleweeds roll down the Mucho Street sidewalk. *
3 years ago
Being a mouth breathing basement dweller who can't make his own way in life, and who is a massive disappointment to his parents is punishment enough, don't you think?
3 years ago
Leave cartman alone, dush
3 years ago
You'll never get through that cognitive dissonance... it's what keeps him from blowing the brains out of his fat, balding head.
3 years ago
dush
3 years ago
Looks like oster > sprinkles....

You win.


:(
3 years ago
You get to sit at the cool kid's table naow...
3 years ago
* Sprinkles punches his locker *
3 years ago
please dont talk to me.
3 years ago
so polite...

is that something your parents taught you?
3 years ago
Politeness is a rare thing these days.
3 years ago
hi friends
3 years ago
hey hey
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ziISZL5.png
3 years ago
Not much. Enjoying the fact that I have a 4 day week-end coming up.

* Sprinkles packs another bowl *
3 years ago
It's always dead this time of night...
3 years ago
I wish someone, anyone would come along and talk endlessly about sports.
3 years ago
Anyone?

No?
3 years ago
Damn.
3 years ago
I miss zeke - is that wrong?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles reminisces about the good times *
3 years ago
Shut up sprinklesbruiser
3 years ago
Admit it, you miss him too, fag
3 years ago
I miss Boner more.
3 years ago
You love the boners, don't you?

Who's boner?
3 years ago
log in fgt.
3 years ago
Hai oster
3 years ago
* Sprinkles waves at oster sitting at the cool kid's table and sighs *
3 years ago
Bono, noob.
3 years ago
about fucking time. nigger.
3 years ago
Bono was def more interesting than any one of the turd clump that think they own this place...
3 years ago
yak owns this place. noob.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles packs another bowl, lights up, and inhales *


wha?
3 years ago
Long time brooding question.

What type of grown man chooses the handle on a smut site...'sprinkles'

Sounds like your stage name down at the Slippery Sailor
3 years ago
* Sprinkles giggles thinking about how badly freshie must want to comment, but is too afraid to do so because he's all by himself *


3 years ago
When I first joined, I wasn't planning on staying... I just came along for shits & giggles, and picked the dumbest username I could think of. After a while, seeing that compared to mucho, h6 sucked dick, I decided to stay.

I decided to keep the sprinkles username because I figured starting over with an alt was a pussy move.
3 years ago
Nice novel fgt
3 years ago
want me to sign it for you?

* Sprinkles writes out "Keep your chin up, faggot. Sprinkles" *
3 years ago
You asked...
3 years ago
I dunno... maybe I should drop sprinkles and perma-alt
3 years ago
Fuck it, I am not reading all that.

In rebuttal to anything said: you're all idiots.
3 years ago
Your loss...
3 years ago
TL;DR for smerf

-A couple people were discussing how Sprinkles and "FAILURE" are synonymous
-Dumb niggers showed up and dumb-niggered up the joint causing any intelligent lifeforms to leave immediately if they hadn't already
-A Wild Smerf appears
-Freshie TL;DR's for smerf
3 years ago
zzzzzz....
3 years ago
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