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Trained Elephant

Train crashes into and kills elephant

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by DangerousDug

submitted June 28th 2014

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Trained Elephant
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Dibs on the ivory.
3 years ago
Dibs on Lada when this old fuck dies
3 years ago
Dibs on your mother right now.
3 years ago
Jokes on you, if you paid attention to my last few comments
3 years ago
hah! trained!
3 years ago
I guess the cow catcher is pretty useless in these countries?
3 years ago
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3 years ago
nice copypasta.....what is that unoriginal as fuck?
3 years ago
4chan called even they think that copypasta is old
3 years ago
pachyderm, such a helpful tag
3 years ago
^ Last sub April 3rd, 2014 and it was a repost......... Just get me a beer and be a good bitch. Women like you need to been seen and not heard
3 years ago
men like you need to be shot
3 years ago
sorry, "need to been shot", i tend to forget that you need faulty language in order to understand
3 years ago
Can you krauts get guns or are you like the Brits ?
3 years ago
By your silence I am guessing not....
3 years ago
That silence just means I have no interest in talking with you
3 years ago
Especially not about guns and gun laws
3 years ago
which also means you can't have them.
3 years ago
YOU GUYS A BUNCH UF DUMBHEADS, YOU NEED GUNS IF YA WANNA GO BOOM BOOM BANG BANG
3 years ago
I was just checking if Stevie was gonna shoot me himself or was he going to contract out a hit on me.
3 years ago
speaking of boom and bang - it's Fireworks Season!
3 years ago
just gonna leave this here...

http://i.imgur.com/okKdgfq.jpg
3 years ago
Wow! U R A MASSIVE FAGGOT, Seig!!
3 years ago
@gully. cool photo. I would so stomp your ass. Oh yeah...


...are you pregnant? 8)
3 years ago
do i look pregnant to you, sweetcheeks? or ain't i just FABULOUS?

http://i.imgur.com/3pTFyUs.jpg
3 years ago
nice hair sports bra
3 years ago
Ohw lawd
3 years ago
sexy time
3 years ago
real men are hairy
3 years ago
my hair grows in all patchy and white trashy like so i shave it :(
3 years ago
nice tile, what is that from the squidley collection?
3 years ago
the grape collection, Ltd edition.
3 years ago
yes the tiles suck..... we had that discussion way back on the bath tub pic already
3 years ago
seriously though did jesus build your bathroom?
3 years ago
im just made about all the paneling hate
3 years ago
mad too
3 years ago
i have no idea, it's seems to be OG german 50's tiling... rest of the appartement got an overhaul before i moved in... bathroom did not
3 years ago
Of all the bathrooms seen on here, this is not the worst, who was that guy with the muffintop & moustache?
3 years ago
ITS RUSTIC DAMNIT
3 years ago
whunu?
3 years ago
*belt gut
3 years ago
no luger?
3 years ago
yall just jelly bout the towel-racks
3 years ago
* jrob2020 likes the stfu *
3 years ago
hah, possum lurking....
3 years ago
* possum puts on pants, tightens belt, and goes and visits mommy *
3 years ago
billy, was a package deal. i shot a walther, a sig sauer, a glock, a colt, a ruger and a magnum that day... fun times!

but no luger :(
3 years ago
Oh, dugs mad again. So sensitive!
3 years ago
Just am not used to having bar maids talk to me like that without giving them a good slap on the ass
3 years ago
its cute how you two follow each other around
3 years ago
JUST SAYIN
3 years ago
weirdest mucho feud ever
3 years ago
She is just jelly because I am already taken.... and her so called boyfriend won't marry her worn out ass.
3 years ago
she's always got jrob to fall back on.....so there's that
3 years ago
when did you see her ass?
You holding out Heather?
3 years ago
True..... but I don't think just one man can give her all the cock she needs. You will have to learn to share, but on the upside she gets paid most of the time
3 years ago
Stevie...what was your favorite of those?
3 years ago
So angry!
3 years ago
There is Miss Mucho.... someone throw some rose pedals on the floor
3 years ago
Nice jab there tough guy. The big man insults girls, brb while I tremble in fear. Bye.
3 years ago
i think i figured this thing out...
heather is the hot chick that rejected him in his school now he's getting his payback
3 years ago
Damn it Jrob figured it out.... Heather was the chick that just bangs you once and leaves... you know the type
3 years ago
he married the ugly duckling and now hold a grudge against women.
3 years ago
hahaha what is it dug? a boyfriend of years or a one night stand, you cant have it both ways
3 years ago
"Big man insults girls" and a bar whore comes looking for it
3 years ago
get it together man, you cant even keep your imaginary insults straight.
3 years ago
see ^^
3 years ago
coiuld you guys move this to the pole thread...kthxbai
3 years ago
* jrob2020 adjust sealbasher sunclasses *
3 years ago
sorry? I believe you started with the insults wayyyy up there. nice try though
3 years ago
Poles.... Heathers specialty
3 years ago
sorry jrob, gotta run, you're stuck with dug
3 years ago
hole is hole
3 years ago
he thinks oral is for whores only, but maybe if you get him drunk first he might oblige.
3 years ago
sexy
3 years ago
Seems like an odd spot for the toilet roll thingy.....?
3 years ago
is that what an elephants o-face looks like?

jorbles, can you confirm this?

(that was a joke about jorbs ex being a fat fat fattie)
3 years ago
then again, i doubt he ever made her cum...
3 years ago
1 she wasnt fat
2 jrob is a satisfaction factory
3 years ago
oh, i have seen pictures.... and she looked fatty AND unsatisfied
3 years ago
3 not sure why people think talking about my EX would get to me
4 your mom is most satisfied customer
3 years ago
is my...
3 years ago
so you DO like fatties!
3 years ago
and bb, i'm not trying to get to you, i was just making a funny
3 years ago
as long as they have a cute face and a nice shape
3 years ago
mom has neither
3 years ago
uhm, hi billy, i'm down here, don't wanna get caught up in that shit-fest up there...

this was my first time shooting real guns, but i enjoyed it immensely and i also was rather good.

my favourites were the Glock 17 9 mm, Colt M1911 .45 ACP and the SIG Sauer 9 mm. the walther was just a .22 version of the 1911 and the revolvers were too heavy to aim accurately, although shooting that huge-ass dirty harry gun was kind of a rush and i even managed to hit the outer target ring with it.

next time i'll go for the premium package, 2 more guns and you get to fire a whole magazine with the glock, i think that would be really fun!
3 years ago
Ive shot a glock and an S&W .45..i owned a model 29 6" .44 magnum..I bought when i turned 21..when i bought it,the clerk sold me both .44 special as well as jhp (230 gr) .44 magnum rounds.I started shooting those 44 specials...they were very mild.Then i fired the magnum..holy balls!..at any rate that gun just sat here in my house for years and i never got around to go back out and shoot it..so i sold it under the premise that id probably get a shotgun.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 pew pew's *
3 years ago
move along felon..youre not allowed to own a gun..or read about them
3 years ago
even when i was allowed guns, i just never got why they were "fun"
they make a big noise? so does a cherry bomb and a cheap whore
they kill stuff? so does mostly anything, eventually
they're fun to shoot? ya - but so are bottle rockets, arrows, darts, death-ray phasers, and craps
they are a symbol of freedom and liberty? so is Rush Limbaugh
they are a phallic symbol for the insecure?...okay, got me there

before anybody starts giving me shit - i am anti-gun control, slightly right wing in my politics, and...whatever

i just dont thinks that guns are much fun
neither is fishing, car-racing, or ineterpretive dancing

3 years ago
* possum digs his own hole now *
3 years ago
How about yoga?
3 years ago
i liked that chick on PBS doing yoga - was her name Lilas?
3 years ago
"Lilas, Yoga, and You"
3 years ago
I don't remember...but she had awesome legs.
3 years ago
i had hours of her show recorded on my first VCR - never turned on the sound once whilst watching
3 years ago
mea culpa on the gun thing - i dont care what you like to play with folks, but to me guns are right up there with most modern video games...it;s cool if you like to play (with) them, but please just dont try to try to make it anything more important
3 years ago
* possum plays dead *
3 years ago
I just like to keep em handy for the impending zombie apocalypse and stuff.
3 years ago
I thought it was illegal for Germans to hold guns.
3 years ago
Were you shooting at a jew?
3 years ago
Who said I did the shooting in germany?
3 years ago
whoa possum..not sure what point youre trying to make..but im more or less in agreement with the sentiment.
Guns are a tool which serve a role.They can be a hobby like anything else.For whatever reason,the founding dads saw fit to put the right to own guns in the constitution..no matter that they couldnt predict bushmasters and streetsweepers etc.
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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