points: 2

Ulterior motives

True gamer.

featuredgeek

by Alabaster_Bollocks

submitted June 26th 2014

363 comments
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Awes!

Sub some xkcd next!
3 years ago
Fucking dork
3 years ago
You mean he should sub more stuff like this?

http://muchosucko.com/121816/this-wont-work
3 years ago
Pot, kettle, blah, fucking blah.
3 years ago
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of a "Butthurt Noob". hahaha
3 years ago
Just pointing out bullshit, lard-ass...

You keep the playground politics going, it's your only strength.
3 years ago
#MiddleSkool4Evar
3 years ago
Oh shit! He's really butthurt! hahaha
3 years ago
possum plays the bass, but he's gay. Your chart is inaccurate.
3 years ago
....

* Sprinkles rubs his temples *


yep.
3 years ago
Hahaha! He's butthurt!
3 years ago
punky plays drums, but he's a virgin, so...
3 years ago
This coming from the prison bitch? Classic.
3 years ago
I heard you spent a lot of time in the showers, rish
3 years ago
Uh oh, he's coming after you next, rish!
3 years ago
sorry, Trish...
3 years ago
Sprinkles The Dick Rider, on the prowl. No cock is safe when Sprinkles is in town!
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
I run shit in there.
3 years ago
Hahahahahaha

*click
3 years ago
"Hey rish"

You're my pal, hunh?

3 years ago
hahahahahaha!~
3 years ago
smerf plays the guitar, but he's... and so on...
3 years ago
*click

#zekestrong

hahahahaha!
3 years ago
it's only funny when we do it, noob.
3 years ago
holy Meltdown, batman.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles is ashamed to admit he even acknowledges this waste of space's existence... *
3 years ago
I'm actually a little concerned with how comfortable I've become locked up...
3 years ago
It really isn't funny when they do it.
3 years ago
And no, I'm not your pal. I don't even know you.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
I've beaten him so badly he doesn't even know which way is up anymore. He tried to jump on my coattails and get me to back him up against Dush on another sub.

...he needed backup against Dush...
3 years ago
Interesting fact: I lost my virginity when I was 17 years old.
3 years ago
Not interesting at all
3 years ago
inb4

No it wasn't with a guy, my cousin, or an animal.
3 years ago
What was his name?
3 years ago
refresh
3 years ago
Yea tell us more Punky. This attemptive noob attack is less interesting actually
3 years ago
Sprinkles? Who? I don't recognize the name.
3 years ago
Did Zeke died?
3 years ago
Im all out of personal info, los.
3 years ago
Zeke can't die. I'm starting to think he's just an amoeba-shaped vampire or some shit.
3 years ago
You can tell punky is around when a comment is "stfu" and "liked" by the same missing name.
3 years ago
I miss Freshie.
3 years ago
he goes from opposite ends of the happy/angry spectrum within a millisecond...i'm surprised any synapses in his brain can fire off that quick.
3 years ago
who, Zeke?
3 years ago
hahaha ..
3 years ago
So zekes gone, I'm incarcerated, there's an opening for angry drunk on Mucho, apparently.
3 years ago
dush could fill that void.
3 years ago
You'll have to battle that position out with Aka
3 years ago
Count me out , rish.
3 years ago
i don't know if Aka is a drunk.

I do know he's a creepy fuck who has probably participated in a snuff film or eight.
3 years ago
I'm 56 days sober. It's weird.
3 years ago
Atleast 8, anyone doing less is a noob
3 years ago
Hey, good for you. Lets have a beer to celebrate
3 years ago
Кукареку!
3 years ago
I'm gonna get my 90 day chip upon release then tie one on the likes of which hasn't been seen in a long time.
3 years ago
That nigga just had a Russian stroke.
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
I'm actually tring to drink less. No problems excepts everything is much more boring now, it's weird
3 years ago
Там будет массовые гуляния, когда армии матушки России посетить царство смерти на вас, подобного которому не было со времен Второй мировой войны
3 years ago
You sputnikspeakinassnigga
3 years ago
Ваш матері мудак більш згнили з ніж Чорнобиль.
3 years ago
hahahaha..GAF that made no sense
3 years ago
loslobos
Gtg, work
2 hours ago
report spam | like | stfu

Wut?
3 years ago
How was your day, honey?
3 years ago
Now, don't be that way... tell your big daddy all about it.
3 years ago
it was ukranian for "your mothers asshole is rotted out worse than chernobyl"....supposedly.
3 years ago
Shut up, noob, the vets are talking.
3 years ago
Sut up, waste-of-skin, I wasn't talking at you.

* Sprinkles pats the seat next to him on the couch *


Come hither, and tell me about your day at work.
Come on, s
3 years ago
*Click
3 years ago
*shut up too
3 years ago
theres a better than average chance that lump of shit only speaks russian..maybe can understand a bit of ukrainian,but probably doesnt speak it
3 years ago
Hahahahaha! Pwned another one!
3 years ago
Hahahahaha!

#MiddleSkool4Life!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles has a sad for freshie's pathetic existence *
3 years ago
He can't even type straight he's so flustered.

Either that or he's making a late push to win the MuchoSucko Dumb-Off against Dush.
3 years ago
I do feel bad for you freshie, I really do.
3 years ago
*Click
3 years ago
Yes, yes, freshie... typos ARE funny...
3 years ago
hahaha! again! i'm on fire!
3 years ago
#MiddleSkool4Evar!
3 years ago
Wheeeeee
3 years ago
Tell me some more, freshie...
3 years ago
This isn't Twitter. Why are you using hashtags?

Stupid noobs.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles inches closer *
3 years ago
Tell me some more, freshie
3 years ago
* Sprinkles stares intently at the lump that is freshie *
3 years ago
Are you trying to take Dush's Meltdown Championship as well?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles feels that familiar, overwhelming sense of sympathy for the imitation of life that is teh freshy... *
3 years ago
It must be hard on a guy to know that his entire existence is owed entirely to others...
3 years ago
and Sprinkles pulls out to a commanding lead in the MuchoSucko Dumb-Off!
3 years ago
jesus, kid, you really don't know how to handle your shit. Guess you shouldn't have tried to get on good terms with me by riding my dick in regards to my opinion of Dush.
3 years ago
Be your own man, faggot.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles pats freshie on his sweaty, receding hairline... *


You'll be ok one day, fresh... be your own man for once and you'll see how it'll all turn around for you
3 years ago
Sprinkles and SillyGaysQueer are fags.
3 years ago
Nobody likes a bandwagon jumper.
3 years ago
"kid" ?

You're parroting TR now?


hahahahahahaha!

3 years ago
*potato
3 years ago
Watch out, rish, sprinkles will beat you up!
3 years ago
he's a hardcore vet. he's been here like 3 weeks!
3 years ago
Say Trish... tell us about how you rule the jail-yard, and freshie cqn elaborate on how he owns the school yard.

#MiddleSkool4Life
3 years ago
Sprinkles is that girl you never called back who feels the need to leave several messages informing you how she "DIDNT LIKE YOU ANYWAYS ASSHOLE"
3 years ago
Freshie's feeling especially strong, now that he has a real inmate's pocket to hang on to...
3 years ago
I still hold out hope that you'll be your own man one day freshie... you just gotta believe in yourself.
3 years ago
Tell us s'more, freshie
3 years ago
His whole M.O. is to kiss ass and ride as much dick as possible and the second you call him on it he flips his shit. It's hilarious since he appears to think it's not obvious to everyone.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles envisions freshie, hanging on to trish's pocket, acting hard because he feels so safe and secure hanging on to another man's junk *
3 years ago
Quit trying to ride my dick by paraphrasing my comments from only seconds ago. It makes you look like you have a crush.
3 years ago
I'm against Prop 8 but that doesn't mean I want to participate in your homoerotic hunger games shenanigans.
3 years ago
This is my observation:
Whenever Sprinkles jumps in a thread he always manages to make it seem like the thread is about him, only him
3 years ago
Ok, freshie, now you're just projecting... it's a known fact you have an all-access pass to ride the dick-bus around here.


hahahahaha!

3 years ago
am i hanging on to his pocket or his junk in your scenario? you can't even keep your shit consistent in ONE comment.
3 years ago
And all these fantasies about Freshie and dicks and junk... Can't decide if lame or gay
3 years ago
So, how was work, lobie?
3 years ago
Short day, hunh?
3 years ago
Loslobos is the town gossip, who just can't keep her nose out of everyone's business..
3 years ago
I'm flattered because look at it like this:

He fantasizes about me and my junk

Nobody fantasizes about him or his junk
3 years ago
You must have missed the lesson at school when they talked about timezones
3 years ago
Come on, lobes, I really want to know how your two hour day went..
3 years ago
Eh?
3 years ago
Hahaha!
You're a fool
3 years ago
Didn't you tell Punky you had to go to work about two hours ago?
3 years ago
Sprinkles is a perfect example of why i tend to dislike most short men before even getting to know them. They usually have a complex.
3 years ago
Did I say I was going to work dumbass? I said gtg, work as in my break is over, have to get back to work. Fuck off
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
he's so dumb. "I can't be online when working the fry machine so how is it possible someone else can be online when they're at their job? That just don't make no sense!"
3 years ago
Ffs...sometimes I wish you're just playing stupid, Sprink
3 years ago
* Sprinkles shrugs *


I like how it takes a gaggle of vets to handle one noob.


* Sprinkles has a proud *
3 years ago
read: huge boner
3 years ago
Be proud you're stupid
3 years ago
How is this handling? You burst in, quote other people, act all hurtsy and get pwned over n over
3 years ago
haha he's like a more controlled punky.
3 years ago
This is what separates vets from noobs (hate the term vet btw)
You just don't fucking understand when to move on
I pity you
3 years ago
gtg, work.

Yes, we all can figure out that you meant your break was over, and not that you were leaving for work.

* Sprinkles rolls his eyes *


Playground politics, the best you clowns have... whattaya gonna do?
3 years ago
Crashes through the door uninvited, makes an ass of himself, embarrasses himself, leaves with less dignity and respect then he previously had
3 years ago
I wasn't talking to you was I? Why the fuck would you need an explaination. If you don't get it, don't stick your face in and fail
3 years ago
* Sprinkles moves on to something, anything else *


You guys are boring the fuck outta me and everyone else with your repetitive shtick
3 years ago
he's so butthurt he's now trying to not look like a complete retard in regards to thinking he caught you lying about work..........holy shit.
3 years ago
It's like he's falling down a long set of stairs and still tries to walk up
3 years ago
https://soundcloud.com/ahmedromel/ahmed-romel-orchestrance-083-25-6-2014
3 years ago
let it gooooooooooo let it goooooooooo w/e the rest of the lyrics are
3 years ago
* Sprinkles waves bye-bye to his good buddies *
3 years ago
HAHAHA!
3 years ago
#Runoff
3 years ago
You're not bored, you're boring. Good riddance
3 years ago
And that's a run off!
3 years ago
loslobos
You're not bored, you're boring. Good riddance

Is about the equivalent to: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Hahahahahaha!

*click
3 years ago
it's only funny when we do it.
3 years ago
how many god damned times do i need to explain that to these idiots
3 years ago
Thought he was going?
3 years ago
It's not funny when they do it.
3 years ago
Explain what?! Tell once is fucking enough, anything else is just a waste
3 years ago
his mom needs the computer. he's a 40-something year old mouth breather who lives off unemployment in his moms basement.....hahahaha jesus
3 years ago
I bet he gets winded and needs to take a breather halfway up the staircase when he decides to venture out of the basement for food.
3 years ago
He's such a loser!
3 years ago
"Coming m..muh.....coming mom!
3 years ago
*uncle
3 years ago
Sorry, too far
3 years ago
"Hey, wanna come back to my moms house and watch the first season of Dexter? I got the basement to myself so we won't be disturbed."
3 years ago
^hahahaha

Projecting
3 years ago
Too easy
3 years ago
He's back! Oh shit!
3 years ago
I'm gonna leave this thread now for a bit, I'm not going to work or going back to work just so that everyone here understands what I'm about to do. Ok? Everyone cool with that?
3 years ago
Hey GUIZE!
3 years ago
He fucking hit me with "i know you are but what am i?"!!! I'm fucked!
3 years ago
He's like a beaten dog still wanting attention.
3 years ago
pavlovs retard
3 years ago
This little weasel doesn't need anymore attention for awhile me thinks
3 years ago
* Sprinkles scaramoushes to another sub *


Can't catch me, dullards!
3 years ago
Are you or are you not going to work. I'm confused and Sprinkles is gonna quiz us later.
3 years ago
hahahahahha!

Potato.
3 years ago
If ya'll NOT LOSERS, as ya gays say, then Y R U on muchosucko?!
3 years ago
Not to work. I'm not going to work, ok
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
Shut up
3 years ago
*Click

hahaha
3 years ago
*potato head

hahahahahaha!
3 years ago
nice to see we're so boring that you couldn't stay away longer than 30 seconds
3 years ago
Wheeee, it's fun stooping to freshie's level, it feels just like 8th grade!
3 years ago
Hahahahaha!
3 years ago
Whaaaaaaaat a dick rider.
3 years ago
*click

*po-tay-to
3 years ago
Wheeeee
3 years ago
Come one, freshie! Recess is starting in 10 minutes!
3 years ago
hahahahahaha!

3 years ago
Wheeeeee
3 years ago
#Meltdown
3 years ago
Hahahahaha!

*potato head
3 years ago
You were caught dick riding and have since been in a several hour Meltdown. Nobody likes you and you're arguably dumber than Dush.

/discussion
3 years ago
/discussion = admission of defeat

hahahahaha!


*Potato
3 years ago
The only way to deal with you and the tits you hang out with is to stoop to your level...

Fighting retard with retard, you know?
3 years ago
Wheeeee
3 years ago
/e waits for another freshie nugget of wisdumb
3 years ago
Pro-tip. Come back when you're not stoned, might improve your chances of failing less
3 years ago
How about some sexy pro-tips, lobes?
3 years ago
Come on over to that other sub and you can school me...
3 years ago
This is incredibly sad
3 years ago
Oh HAI, gully!
3 years ago
* Sprinkles winks at the bird *
3 years ago
@Sprinks
So you own a submarine? Where tha hell do you work?
3 years ago
It's a fine mess we've all created, isn't it?
3 years ago
inb4

no, it's just you
3 years ago
I'm a millionaire, Punky...

* Sprinkles looks at freshie *


See? I can make shit up too...
3 years ago
Talk about dick riding, fatsuit, you mentioned my name 6x in your angry meltdown tirade. geeze. Your obsession is getting creepy.
3 years ago
oh hey its orange is the new black!
I read where you are going to be 90 days sober and youre going to celebrate by getting drunk?..such a sage..honestly convict,good to see you get your positively worthless life back on track.Lets hope you dont do something stupid and kick a man to death when he's lying on the ground.
3 years ago
or something like that..because i know thats what toughies like you like to do..#1rish1starhiphop
3 years ago
This is fun to watch two of the resident dummies go at each other so H.A.M.

I wonder which one will try to get me to back them up against the other next. Hahahaha. Fucking plebes.
3 years ago
Jesus.

Do you EVER leave mucho? You're on here as much as zeke ever was...

Yet, he managed to walk away to get his life together.... I guess that makes zeke the better man.

Ouch.
3 years ago
Oh shit one's back and after me again! hahahaha
3 years ago
It's the one whose meltdown i caused and others added fuel to. Who knows who he'll lash out at or what he'll do next!
3 years ago
Hahahahaha... zeke's better than you - how does that feel?
3 years ago
Ow, your poor, pathetic ego.

Hahahahaha@
3 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0&feature=kp
3 years ago
Round 2 of your seemingly day-long Meltdown? These noobs are shit today if they'll Meltdown for hours/days on end.
3 years ago
lol

zeke getting his life together

lol

best way to prove how much of a fucking noob you really are if you really think that's something that will ever happen

3 years ago
No shit, right? I mean his profile says like almost a year but his actions say he's only been around a week or two.

Nice WC "Tie" btw.
3 years ago
holy shit.. I just realized something...were all losers. 8(
3 years ago
*we're
3 years ago
hahahaha, punks... you realized that NOW???
3 years ago
MUCHOSUCKO

MUCH SUCKING

IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE

=

THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THIS ALL SUCK::: A LOT
3 years ago
punky just realized no one likes his routine? huh?
3 years ago
you dense negro
3 years ago
a like and a stfu for the same comment, that's my punky! :) *rolls eyes immediately after*
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic negros *
3 years ago
"wait son, so principal wickers suspended you for covering the entire homecoming crowd in cheez-whiz and then said it was still the best event greensborough high ever had? THAT'S MY PUNKY!!"

*freeze frame of dad awkwardly high fiving son, fade to credit*
3 years ago
man, i loved "saved by the bell-end" as a kid
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
Saved by the Bell, and the Andy Griffith show...those were the good ol' days.
3 years ago
I actually used to watch "Alice" believe it or not.
3 years ago
Nice Sprinkles Run-off btw
3 years ago
Mr. Belding needs to see you.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
3 years ago
the amphetamines episodes!

she was so excited!!!
3 years ago
episode*
3 years ago
Who would of thought the Jessie the feminist would be showing her gash years later.
3 years ago
caffeine pills... not even once



or you end up in "showgirls"
3 years ago
Showgirls...fawwwwwwk. I can't ever decide if it's worse or better than Striptease. At least Striptease had Burt Reynolds for some "funny" I guess.
3 years ago
Yes but not as much full frontal.
3 years ago
showgirls hade better nudity...

... but striptease had ving "the man" rhames hiding a cockroach in a yoghurt to sue the dairy company....

not a real contest
3 years ago
There's no denying...THE ZACK ATTACK.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=27EVNiKDR4k&feature=kp
3 years ago
song made me stop that shit at 00:15
3 years ago
Where's Lisa Turtle, racist cunts.
3 years ago
btw, is the screech sex tape on mucho?
3 years ago
Well done on making it through to the knock out stages freshie, no one gave America a chance.
3 years ago
pshaw, it was a fix....

more importantly, what did you guys jerk your prepubescent wieners to, "blossom" or "clarissa explains it all" ?
3 years ago
First i jerked my fully mature cock all over your mothers face, then i thought that Argentina might win it?
3 years ago
I would occasionally rub one out while watching Mod.
3 years ago
mod?
3 years ago
Match of the day i presume?
3 years ago
"men on dicks" would be my guess
3 years ago
"mules on drugs" ?
3 years ago
"meerkats over dallas" ?
3 years ago
"mightily obese danes" ?
3 years ago
Anyway gull, how do you think Germany will do? I think a bet on Chile to beat Brazil on Saturday is a cracking bet at 9/2. They seem to be a one man team at the moment relying on Neymar, but the defense is a shambles.
3 years ago
Mackerel on detox
3 years ago
if shit goes according to plan, we'll first ahve to face france, which is doable, then get bumfucked royally by brazil the match after...

i really don't see germany making it to the semis
3 years ago
don't just hit buttons like a maze rat, punky, tell us wtf mod is!!!

jeez...
3 years ago
I did a €50 accumulator earlier, Germany, Portugal, Belgium and Russia all to win. Fucking Algerians cost me €825. Cunts.
3 years ago
no.

they cost you whatever your bet was.

only morons regard no-longer-possible winnings as lost capital.

finance studies 101
3 years ago
also common sense 101
3 years ago
I forgot how much of a German cunt you were.
3 years ago
^failed common sense 101
3 years ago
also german cunt is best cunt
3 years ago
So instead of having a conversation about the outcome of the world cup, it turns into you trying being an absolute knobhead.
3 years ago
I ALMOST..got some pussy while I was in Berlin.


ALMOST...
3 years ago
Whats mod punky, don't keep me hanging?
3 years ago
dude, theres no convo potential, brazil will make it once more. the end.
3 years ago
I meant "Maude" 8(. Sorry.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NY8R-LmIw
3 years ago
berliniennes are stuck-up bitches punky. if you had scored that gal would still be calling you to this day, asking you to finally make a real commitment... believe, you're better off this way
3 years ago
I'm on my gay-ass iPhone damnit!!
3 years ago
i fucking hate berlin sooo much
3 years ago
@well now I know...thanks, bird.
3 years ago
Your delusional pal, another arm chair pundit. The Brazil back line is awful, Luiz is a liability who is going to see a red card against Chile who are faster going forward than any team they played in the group stages. Fred is useless and Hulk and Rameries are overrated. Thiago Silva is the only reliable one, and he has been only o.k so far.
3 years ago
she had short hair, and short haired women make me weak in the knees. She was a hot looking slut.
3 years ago
I've gotta clock in..see you fucks later.
3 years ago
A short haired German slut, are you sure it wasn't gull in a dress?
3 years ago
Thread was entertaining until you guys starting talking about socczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
hahaha plebe alert!
3 years ago
and to kurupt:

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
3 years ago
I thought Americans would be buzzing about making the knock out stages, ungrateful is an understatement.
3 years ago
That's because it's not a popular enough sport here per capita. The plebes all flock to Handegg because they can gamble on it and play Fantasy Handegg.
3 years ago
God forbid the dummies enjoy a sport that takes skill and is not just a glorified version of Smear The Queer with padding.
3 years ago
You can gamble on all world cup games, iv'e been betting on most of the matches. It's been a wide open world cup. Costa Rica were 50/1 to top the group.
3 years ago
Yeah. But the biggest reason for Handegg's popularity explosion is the advent of Fantasy Sports to go with the gambling. The mouth-breathers want to think it's because it's fun to watch but it's not.

Hockey > Baseball > Football > Golf > MXC > American Ninja Warrior > Watching paint dry > Taxes > Death > Handegg > Basketball
3 years ago
Soccer seems to be a young peoples sport in America. The statistic on the average age of Americans going to baseball games is 65, and the average age of people going to soccer matches is 35
3 years ago
i'd rather watch two chess grandmasters go at it than handegg or basketball. even tennis is more interesting.
3 years ago
The fuck is handegg?
3 years ago
Well, that's because it's more popular now than it's ever been. Old people don't like to learn new things generally speaking so they're less inclined to become Handegg fans but the kids who play it or the young adults who did will watch and be fans.
3 years ago
It's what dumbass American sports fans call "football"
3 years ago
Soccer is the shit. The only problem i have is players going down too easy and rolling around in fake agony, that does bring down the game.But you do see players getting bitten which evens it out.
3 years ago
That's the only thing I don't like. Like the USA / Portugal match. "I was only doing what everyone else typically does to slow play" doesn't work for me when the fuck who laid down for an hour ended up getting an extra minute tacked on to extra time.

And OBVIOUSLY we would have won without that extra minute added.
3 years ago
Yeah i agree, i watched that match. Ronaldo cross in, in the 95th min and the header ended being the equalizer. I thought America deserved the match.Jones goal was a cracker.
3 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/83617/Soccer-vs-Football

for any faggots who still doubt their idiocy with calling Handegg "football"
3 years ago
Yeah. That cross was a thing of textbook beauty but I fucking raged immediately screaming about the one guy playing up the injury for so long to lead to that result.
3 years ago
That is one thing you have to get used to. Time wasting is usually left up to the ref at the end of the match, but usually they blow it up without taking it into account.
3 years ago
I'm learning as much. Definitely might go all-in with football though after this. It's exciting when you have a team to root for as a new fan.
3 years ago
You have officially become more annoying than TR. Congratufuckinglations!
3 years ago
Being one of the dumbest people on Mucho you're not able to make that declaration.

Good try though.
3 years ago
Nothing is better than having your country doing well in the world cup.I miss the days Ireland were still a dominant force in the world cup, 1990 still sticks in the memory even though i was only a kid.
3 years ago
I bet the Irish get up to some good hooligan shenanigans.
3 years ago
You just spout that over and over and over expecting to get a rise out of me. It might work if I indeed questioned my intelligence. Sadly for you, I don't. Now run along and watch the twinks kick a ball around and cry about shin booboos, beefcake.
3 years ago
Not really, when we went to the Euro 2012 in Poland/Ukraine, the police force was massive expecting loads of hassle. It turned out to be the opposite, Irish fans dancing with polish cops, having a good time. Were not English, they go and bust up the place and have a reputation of being hooligans.
3 years ago
Football isn't on right now you boob.

and regarding you not questioning your intelligence...http://tinyurl.com/TheProblemWithDush

pwnd again.
3 years ago
"I'm not clicking that, LOL"

you already did the first time I posted it. You're too dumb and compulsive not to and everyone knows it.
3 years ago
John Cleese is really on the ball tonight.
3 years ago
@Kurupt

Damn. I'd love to see some Irish hooliganism with great insults and shit talk hurled about
3 years ago
FreshieWelcherWillk

#keyboardwarriorstrong
3 years ago
We could start some hooligan shit now and know dush's fuckin teeth in.
3 years ago
^knock
3 years ago
Hahaha he'd just rage cry in tinychat about how mean we were.
3 years ago
* DushanMandik scoffs *


Bring it leprechaun
3 years ago
Typical dummy. Thinks because he's a fatass with rage issues he could take an Irishman. hahaha fuck.
3 years ago
I'd kick that pea sized brain out of your hillbilly skull.
3 years ago
yea yea yea

3 years ago
i'd break a chair leg off and sodomize him with it for a good sexual assualt ptsd memory to last him a lifetime.
3 years ago
look at him be big and bad on the internet.

we've had enough meltdowns today, don't need you overloading the servers with your tears
3 years ago
A good conversation about soccer always leads to violence.
3 years ago
Describing how i'd sexually assault you isn't the definition of being "big and bad" you rube. If anything it's a fail for putting intent in writing if/when you're ever actually sodomized by a chair leg.

Now they'll come asking me questions! Doh!
3 years ago
They'll never find your body. Don't worry.
3 years ago
European Hooliganism is something I'd like to participate in at least once. Sort of like the running of the bulls. It's dumb no matter how you look at it but seems like an insane form of fun.
3 years ago
U.S.A face Belgium on the 1/7 that should be a cracking game, i think Belgium will be too good for u though.
3 years ago
pshh U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
3 years ago
Gonna score some goals, drink all their beer and rape/pillage their women and villages.
3 years ago
If Belgium put out a full squad, Lukaku, Hazard, De Bruyn you will be up against it. Unless Klinnsman plays a good defense 5-4-1 formation and hope Clint Dempsy can find the net?
3 years ago
pshh. need to do a 3-1-3-3 and then bring the x to the o's and such.
3 years ago
You will be light years behind European hooligans, they have been doing it for years. Just bring a knife a bag of empty bottles and a change of underwear.
3 years ago
Being a new fan rules!
3 years ago
hahaha i'll bring a knife, a bag of used dildos and a samurai helmet.
3 years ago
i'll collect the used dildos from Dush's padded cell from his butthurt rage fits.
3 years ago
Do you bet online freshie?
3 years ago
nah. gambling is the one thing i'm prone to addiction with. i bet like im nigger rich in person so online would just put me into debt.
3 years ago
Yeah i'm the same, the only thing with Ireland is there is a bookie office on every corner, so i'm fucked either way.
3 years ago
I'm the classic "Oh what's $5 on the horses" -4hrs later- "Ok so I need this this and this and this to come in or i'm out 5 grand....fuck!"
3 years ago
It's illegal to gamble your food stamps, and even dumber to gamble your unemployment checks.
3 years ago
And heaven forbid you tapped into your mom's retirement savings, beefnugget.
3 years ago
...i...i don't even know how to respond to that idiocy.
3 years ago
and...that's a runoff
3 years ago
In fact I think that's now a good excuse go to the store. Hair's done drying (#Fabulous) so it's time for dinner.
3 years ago
I'm out of here too, take it easy.
3 years ago
Later, fags.
3 years ago
Anyways Gully, to get back to the point I was trying to make earlier (was on mobile, and wasn't going to get into a heated debate on that tiny keyboard), zeke may never get his act together, but at the very, very least, he's not on mucho 24/7 like our pal freshie is... in that sense, zeke is def the better man of the two.
3 years ago
I eagerly await your opinion on the matter.
3 years ago
this shit is annoying.
3 years ago
No one asked you to read it, dipshit. stfu and move on.
3 years ago
i didnt read it, i just think this sparkles, dush and freshie gangbang is annoying as fuck. grow up kid.
3 years ago
Yeah... I'll take your advice on growing up into consideration.
3 years ago
you cant grow any wider.
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
you can't get any less funny.
3 years ago
I could be you.


so yes, I could get "less funny"
3 years ago
DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
Smoke breaks over. 8P
3 years ago
Your logic is flawed, 'cos I'm funny as fuck.
3 years ago
inb4

funny looking
funny smelling
3 years ago
Not clicking that...

3 years ago
it explains your "intellijuice"
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/gUhWOaU.gif
3 years ago
This thread stopped being good after I left it
3 years ago
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