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HIGER BUS TILT TESTING

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by Barret

submitted June 13th 2014

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All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a Bus. Bus Tilt has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my Bus that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the tilt and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the Bus above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a Bus. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the Bus, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a Bus changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the superbus power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new Bus overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the Bus, the Bus is me.

Go and Bus this Video. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million Bus' in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a VIDEO. Do you understand? A VIDEO. This can happen. There are enough Bus' out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Busocalypse. This is your weapon against the Bus. Be prepared, for the bus' are coming to get us.
3 years ago
Ummm...fucking what??
3 years ago
YOU HEARD ME BOY!
3 years ago
* jrob2020 goes to bed and dreams of busses *
3 years ago
Fucking bus prophets...
3 years ago
Seriously though....

Who would win in a fight?

A bus or the pole?
3 years ago
Im gonna say the pole.
3 years ago
Oh...and happy muchoday sewer rat!
3 years ago
Im uploading the answer, and thanks trainfag
3 years ago
Fucking description box...
3 years ago
jrob is that neger i fux with.
3 years ago
NOW BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUS GOD, JRUB.
3 years ago
I think all answers to this sub should be in the form of a haiku..
3 years ago
i have a large cock / my penis does rock now bitch / kill your mother now
How was that?
3 years ago
meh - its no pervspy...
3 years ago
Eh, I tried.
3 years ago
I think this is great
Your taste in submissions rules.
I hope Punky dies.
3 years ago
The bus tilts,I watch my seatbelt fail, many people die..
3 years ago
My head scrapes apon the tar, My face comes away from me, Now I am better..
3 years ago
Haiku' s are stupid
3 years ago
For some unknown reason I'm better with limericks
3 years ago
Apparently haikus are hard..
3 years ago
arrange syllables
over the course of three lines.
oh look! a haiku.
3 years ago
i once went to nagasaki
most all about it was yucky
their haikus are dumb
sake is no rum
in short, japan is just sucky
3 years ago
racist
3 years ago
hey PussyStink kid
why dont you make 2 accounts
so we know who's who
3 years ago
Apon hehehehehehe
3 years ago
I've seen Chinese technology.. It's shit
3 years ago
Now lets try this "tilt test" at a speed and turning radius that would generate a "tilt" and then add people standing in the aisles and people with no seat belts in the bus shifting from one side to the other. I think the results would be that this bus is shit like just about everything that is manufactured in China.
3 years ago
i find that "made in china" is not always a bad thing.Its just like anywhere else..if they choose to make things shoddy,then thats what youre going to get..but they can also make good products if directed to.
3 years ago
Stop it
3 years ago
big bowl of poop
3 years ago
Nice butthurt, jrob
3 years ago
my butts just fine,thanks for your concern though
3 years ago
Wasn't asking for it's well bein you stupid mongrel
3 years ago
god youre boring
3 years ago
anybody thats not a boring cunt wanna chat?/
3 years ago
* jrob2020 eyeballs NateHatred *
3 years ago
he is a dedicated lurker.......
3 years ago
* Barret comforts jrob *

http://muchosucko.com/119058/
3 years ago
Not accurate. Variable factors involved in actual wreck. fuck you lying chink russian niggers.
3 years ago
that was amazing. very informative, let you see into a world we don't
normally get to fuck you!!
3 years ago
recover password
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