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Crazy Asian Kid

This kid is only 5 years old and he's already mastered DDR at this level...insane....christ he's barely able to talk fluently

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by Derk

submitted July 5th 2006

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on the first day of school he will be the best dancer! but sadly, will not know the abc's and will be shunned from society forever
11 years ago
Eh.. that's what, 5 feet, 6 feet at most? He aced it and everything, but I was expecting something more. Come back when one of those violin prodigy azns is doing Max 300 or something at age 5.

Though it might be impossible.. when you're only that tall, it becomes a lot harder to hit the steps.
11 years ago
talk fluently? He's speaking compete gibberish!
11 years ago
LMAO - who the fuck cares if someone has taught their kid to play a game ??

Tallent or skill - no - misdirected creativity or genius. No one is going to dig up a video game in 1000 years and say fuck those people were brilliant.
11 years ago
DDR is not an easy thing for most people. What that kid did there is nearly impossible for a lot of people. And no Justaddwata, the parents cant teach that, that kind of thing is learned through practice. Being that age, hes a very bright kid.
11 years ago
Cattle: Electric Fences. Dogs: Electric Leashes. Cats: Severed Electric Cables to the Teeth and Tongue. 5 Year Olds: 1969 Ford Motor Coils Delivering > 40kV to the Testicles.


You can train ANY animal to perform damn near ANY trick with the required voltage.
11 years ago
thats just the add pills' side effect.
11 years ago
that's how asians do everything. It's all very robotic and nonpersonal. Whenever I see an asian playing any type of musical instrument it's like listening to a robot. All the right notes at the right time, but not a single bit of feeling to the music.
Plus, I remember having a fuckton more patience with hard video games when I was younger. I try one of those fucking Apple II impossible games now and give up on the first level. I think I beat most of them when I was real young.
So, fuck this kid. He's not doing anything special.
11 years ago
Ok dumbfucks... Children just aren't as physically coordinated as adults because their brains aren't fully developed yet. A child showing that level of physical coordination, even if factoring for a lot practice, is really incredible. He is going to be a hell of an athlete his whole life. Since I doubt he's just going to stagnate in the living room, he'll probably get into other stuff and continue being on the far end of the curve in whatever he's doing.
11 years ago
i totally agree with balls . Or he`s either gonna give up, and start shitting in everyones face.
11 years ago
balls, you're an idiot. why dont you look something up before sounding like a retard with a semester of psychology. fucking moron.
11 years ago
i saw a 7 year old at an arcade here a long time ago do max 300 on expert, i could never even do that song
11 years ago
balls, dont you know why half the people on here dont give a shit about this obvious prodigy of a dancing king?

It's because most of the people on here havent seen their own dicks for years now. Their fucking fat hides everything man. If they tried to do DDR, they would have a heart attack, even on the most simple level of the game.

Which by the way, is the only level i can do. But I am getting better. Shit, i've only played it 10 times.
11 years ago
So it is true - half you guys really are fuckin geeks who have never been laid LMFAO !!!!!
11 years ago
Umm people, that kid was speaking Japanese.
I saw the same vid on another site, he spoke more, and he spoke fluently.
11 years ago
not only that he isn't a kid, he's a 80 year old karate master
11 years ago
lmfao if youre a sucko freak and have a girl ...all respect...but if your wacking off to sucko every night...no RESPECT!
11 years ago
ISERV^: It's easy to tell... If your spelling and grammar is equivalent to that of a third grader's, you're in the second category. If you post EVERY DAY on damn near EVERY POST, you're in the second category. If you post crap like: "this reminds me of an idea me and my friend plan on doing. we want to buy a wooden ship that looks some what viking ish, then dress up like vikings armed with bastard swords, and charge pedal ships or row boats at lake tahoe, or any lake for that mater, and comendeer their ships. we wont hurt them, well just fuck with them then give it back after weve had our fun.", you're in the second category...
11 years ago
And it's "you're", as in "you are" or "you were". Guess that puts you in the second category.
11 years ago
Twice.
11 years ago
Owned
11 years ago
Shep: I guess you have absolutely no life when you get your kicks from joking on peoples grammar all day.
10 years ago
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