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Mario Kart - Minority report

Drive fast or the Cruise will get you! Lol

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by SuperD

submitted June 4th 2014

32 comments
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Mario Kart - Minority report
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He's never gonna catch them
3 years ago
Especially when he hits the banana peel, oyster; gold here!
3 years ago
oh man, spielberg's shitty sci-fi phase in the early 2000's

minority report
a.i.
war of the worlds

all utterly unwatchable
3 years ago
If only he was actually chasing these Mario & mushroom
3 years ago
HIS NAME IS TOAD!!!
3 years ago
Thanks 10/10
3 years ago
seagull...thats bullshit...AI was not so hot but those other 2 were not "unwatchable"
3 years ago
uhm, 2 words:

Tom Cruise
3 years ago
well yeah..thats the popular opinion of him..i happen to think he's a good actor..better than the scarf wearing fag johnny dipp
3 years ago
also, besides Hook, those 3 movies are the worst instances of Spielberg living out his fucking Peter Pan/ Oedipal/ fatherless childhood issues..... i mean, he does that in almost all of his movies, but those 3 are the worst offenders... right after Hook.
3 years ago
i think youre putting too much thought into it..some movies should just be enjoyed on a base level.
I listen to a film podcast and its the same shit there..perhaps its just their nature as they are/were film students..sorta like seeing how the shit is made.
I like to just sit back and let it ride
3 years ago
johnny depp used to be amazing until he started just being johnny depp in every single movie he did....

i'm pretty sure cruise could not have done what depp did in "fear and loathing"
3 years ago
im sure he couldnt..i could never see him playing anything but a straighter,alpha male character.
I could not see johnny depp in almost any of tom cruise's roles either
3 years ago
my brain works too fast and analyzes too much too quickly to just sit back and enjoy.... i dont wanna sound tr-ish here, it's just that i've ben exposed to way too much culture, stories, media to still be able to just take in without over-analyzing, categorizing and cross-referencing what i see....
3 years ago
well i do some of that also..but i guess unlike you and tr,i can just go all numbnuts and relax and enjoy.
But obviously if a movies a piece of shit,its not going to have any lasting impression on me.
3 years ago
some things in Ai didnt sit well with me..and did make an impression..a dark impression
3 years ago
oh my god, the possibilities:

days of thunder, top gun, rain man, cocktail, few good men, MI

featuring

johnny depp!!!

awesome... weird, but awesome!

kilmer/ depp fighter pilot bromance? BEST THING EVER!!
3 years ago
but i see most of the larger production/higher profile movies that come out and ive got to say...people (critics) dont always go them like they are..too much shit passes as awesome
3 years ago
i haven't seen a decent big budget/ blockbuster type movie since "inception". even the hyped ones like "Looper" or "Gravity" really blew...

well, there was "Avengers", i guess, but i mean something that requires a little thinking....
3 years ago
i didnt think inception was as good as the buzz..it was enjoyable..but not like the hype.
I just watched the lego movie..that was supposed to be amazing and all that bullshit..it wasnt.
Just ok.
3 years ago
i saw the new x-men and the new godzilla last week-end, they were both really terrible....

also, dammit! was looking forward to the lego movie!
3 years ago
*spoiler alert*
3 years ago
Tom cruise is a stupid faggot.
3 years ago
Minority report should have been a movie where they reported on minorities getting thrown into an oven... that I would have watched.
3 years ago
well youre in a fine mood as per usual
3 years ago
mariority rekart
3 years ago
Hey Seachicken, there is a red shell in the mail for ya. How's that for a dated reference?
3 years ago
it's not a race...

*sunglasses*

.... they're just cruisin'.....

YEEEAAAH!!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cugj6EBvkiA
3 years ago
That joke belongs in another castle.
3 years ago
just had to shell it out
3 years ago
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