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Happy Birthday to me!

All muchoday congrats go here please......

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted May 30th 2014

237 comments
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Happy Birthday to me!
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I thought he pitched for the A's.
3 years ago
This sucks dik
3 years ago
Get it?
3 years ago
FUCK OFF!!!!!
3 years ago
Who are telling to fuck off?
3 years ago
huh?
3 years ago
Why don't you both fuck off
3 years ago
Yea...it's still Friday in the States. Jerk.
3 years ago
Are euros the only ones who can see his little muchoday present right now?
3 years ago
maybe if you werent pumped so full og jizz you could see it as well
3 years ago
*of
3 years ago
Happy M-Day
3 years ago
wait about 45 minutes and that comment might make sense
3 years ago
Not really if you think about it.
3 years ago
It makes sense now you dullard.
3 years ago
Hey my Mucho bday will be in 10 months and 1 day. Lets celebrate
3 years ago
Using your flawed logic wouldn't make sense for a couple of reasons:

1.) It's the 31st in Germany
2.) 45mins would be 9pm PST not EST so technically you should have said 3hr45mins.
3 years ago
You're annoyingly stupid.
3 years ago
The world runs on Eastern Standard Time.... get used to it
3 years ago
¯\_(◔̯◔)_/¯
3 years ago
Greenwich is in the Eastern time zone, huh...
3 years ago
i wish you lived off the grid like a real macho redneck would.
3 years ago
Yeah Claude get off the fucking grid you loser
3 years ago
you suck at deflection.

own your stupidity and move along like a man.
3 years ago
Right now you're on the same level as Fat Oster and Sprinkles.

Think about that, Duhg.
3 years ago
either that or post some peephole nudes of your daughter that i know you have.
3 years ago
One question does Gulls comments have a birthday cake by them on your computer ?......
3 years ago
Shit.

Good point, Duhg. The lack of a birthday present next to his comments means it's not the 31st in Germany.
3 years ago
birthday cake....what a fucking MuchoNoob.
3 years ago
Since when has Mucho been based in Germany ?
3 years ago
what do you call the cake ? Mucho VET
3 years ago
it doesn't matter where it's based, Pyle. What matters is it's the 31st in Germany.
3 years ago
LEARN TO READ THE COMMENTS YOU SQUARE-HEADED CUNT!

ffs!
3 years ago
Who cares... if Yak cared the cake would be on his comments now
3 years ago
Serious question:

Are you being dumb on purpose at this moment as an attempted troll
3 years ago
?*
3 years ago
if you say you aren't i'm fucking you up at MuchoCon.
3 years ago
I wish you would try to fuck me up regardless, Freshie
3 years ago
No .... I know it is the 31st in Germany, but I don't care either. This site runs on EST.
3 years ago
Open invitation if you're ever out west. I'll show you the sights and then break your back and make you ham-ble.
3 years ago
camel clutch you til you love me, faggot.
3 years ago
* DangerousDug nods head and smiles *
3 years ago
Your fat ass would be out of breath just thinking about fighting
3 years ago
Please, duhglass, come talk shop when you have some legit training. I'm so tired of you short-dick motherfuckers who think having 400 guns makes you badasses compared to people who have actual mma/boxing training.
3 years ago
Ha.... you left your training back at McDonalds
3 years ago
"I dun got me a AR-1587 wit fer scopes and three trigger pulls at half an ounce. Got one dem grenade launcher 'ttachments that goes on da barrel and can blow me up some fucking 'coons when they gittin my chickens"

shut the fuck up you shrivel dick, bitch.
3 years ago
I took jiu jitsu classes for 2 years but whatever
3 years ago
It's funny when guys like you show up in the gym and don't come back after the first day.
3 years ago
come roll with me and see what happens, pops.
3 years ago
*hulk hogan poses*
3 years ago
the gym ? You ain't seen the inside of a gym in years.... seriously
3 years ago
goddamned weekend warrior for two years thinks he's the shit. Nigga please.
3 years ago
was 2 hour class on Tuesdays and Thursdays for your information
3 years ago
someone link the neil tyson "we got a badass" picture.
3 years ago
Was that EST? cuz the whole world runs on it, you know.
3 years ago
4 hours a week.....ffs
3 years ago
Did everybody get a trophy?
3 years ago
Goddamn..i need some popcorn, this shit is golden.
3 years ago
Extra Special Time
3 years ago
duhg only managed to get an award for perfect attendance.
3 years ago
"When I wasn't busy fucking up expensive machines or poking animals with sticks...I'd stroll down to the local jiu-jitsu place and watch the men."
3 years ago
trollin for dicks he was.
3 years ago
Freshie... your MMA classes have clouded your brain into thinking you are a bad ass.
3 years ago
You're added to the Freshie vs _____ gauntlet match at MuchoCon, Duhg.
3 years ago
i don't think i'm a badass. I'm merely confident enough to know I'll be able to handle most anyone who hasn't already had years of training.
3 years ago
if i thought i was a badass i'd actually compete instead of sparring.
3 years ago
i just get tired of you gun-nuts who think having a handheld cannon makes you a man.
3 years ago
Freshie is about to do his finishing move the "big fatty belly flop" wait he is distracted by that girl holding a donut.
3 years ago
Dug quit after he found out what a rear naked choke really meant.
3 years ago
Has your MMA training taught you how to deflect bullets yet Freshie ?
3 years ago
For you i'll just slip you into a simple rear naked choke so i can whisper emasculating things into your ear before you blackout
3 years ago
I actually quit when I smacked heads with another man while doing throws. He got a nasty concussion and was in the hospital for a few days.
3 years ago
and i really haven't been "fat" as you like to call it in a couple of years. So keep going with that one. Only serves to make you look even more dumb.
3 years ago
Whoa badasa
3 years ago
so post a picture of you bad ass MMA master self then Freshie
3 years ago
Badass
3 years ago
lets see that washboard stomach
3 years ago
hahahaha nice try duhg.
3 years ago
Still fat... I get it
3 years ago
i would but with the career i'm in up here in oregon i should keep my internet footprint to a minimum.

plus it's more fun to get you riled up by not doing so.
3 years ago
It's cool .... Nice try Freshie
3 years ago
Maybe in a few more years of hardcore training
3 years ago
Duhg, people have seen me without a shirt (and more i think) on in tiny before...ask around, nigga.

and that was even before i lost the 48lbs i've lost in the last 2 years.
3 years ago
52 pounds more and you will just be slightly overweight
3 years ago
So you are down to what about 275 or so ?
3 years ago
and i'm pretty sure your 4 hours a week of tae-kwon-leap won't stop my .357 but w/e.
3 years ago
which i also brandished in tiny once when someone else was showing their handgun.
3 years ago
big man with a gun
3 years ago
so feel free to assume i'm lying about that one as well.
3 years ago
wow you have "a" gun... so can you hit a bull in the ass with it? when have you shot it last ?
3 years ago
Somehow I feel very safe to face you in a duel
3 years ago
i was 255-260 at my heaviest w/ muscle and now i'm hovering between 205-210 depending on how strict i keep to eating right.

always had a sweet tooth.
3 years ago
Better not miss.... because I won't
3 years ago
We all have guns, duhg. That is, until dumbasses like you who like to show them off online build the case to have them made illegal. Idiot.
3 years ago
had one of those "oh shit, almost 30 and it's only gonna get harder to keep off" moments.
3 years ago
Bullshit in your mucho pic you weigh 260 pounds in your face alone
3 years ago
haven't shot it in awhile. but that wasn't the point.
3 years ago
I have several more guns since my Mucho gun pic, but that should surprise no one
3 years ago
yeah. 260 in my face alone...which would mean i'd weigh like 600 total.

wore it pretty well for only being 6'2"
3 years ago
Do i need to write you in for the Dumb-Off that was just supposed to be Fat Oster vs Sprinkles?
3 years ago
If you are down to 205 from the size you was I would hope you could kick my ass with years of MMA training.... if you couldn't that would be pretty sad Freshie
3 years ago
205 on a good week*
3 years ago
Your Mucho pic does look like you are in the 300 plus range.... in my opinion
3 years ago
problem is i won't get the chance because you'll shoot me with some random firearm you own, right?
3 years ago
Duhg won't fight you at Muchocon, Fresh. He'll be in the Sissymark breakout presentation all day.
3 years ago
No.... I wouldn't shoot you Freshie
3 years ago
....applauding and taking notes
3 years ago
i get that, duhg. that's half the reason i really put effort into getting in shape because i hated how i looked weight-wise.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
Most people can't drop that kind of weight and keep it off.... congrats Freshie on that. Keep it up
3 years ago
i'd say thanks but i don't want you to take it as an invitation to feel me up.
3 years ago
Don't let the fag tag scare ya Freshie
3 years ago
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3 years ago
btw

#BestTeamInBaseball
3 years ago
what the shit is going on here
3 years ago
Well, we learned that everyone gets cake on their mucho birthday and the whole world is based on Eastern Time.
3 years ago
At least Claude listens
3 years ago
Give it a try sometime, duhg.
3 years ago
ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE B-DAY, YOU JERKS!

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART WITH YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING!

* Steven_Seagull storms off crying *
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks up for 1 second then returns to licking his own butt *
3 years ago
You're the one who fucked up, Bird.

THE WORLD RUNS ON EST. DEAL WITH IT.
3 years ago
You got a piece of cake next to your name....what more do you want...
3 years ago
well he wants guns of course!
3 years ago
All these years I was opening cakes and eating the present.

Talk about being more confused than Squidley.
3 years ago
oh that idiot in a truck
3 years ago
So what's that meathead doing...downloading the poster frame from a gif then re-loading it here, lol?
3 years ago
I thought Claude was Squidley at one point. Working the master troll of the century.
3 years ago
It's ok. Squidley thinks he's me at least once a day.
3 years ago
* JamesTKirk wanders by... *


You're all faggots.

3 years ago
youve got no evidence of that,priceline
3 years ago
What a nice cock fight
3 years ago
DangerousDug
Ha.... you left your training back at McDonalds
13 hours ago
report spam | unlike | 1 likes | stfu


Winner
3 years ago
What the shit?
3 years ago
FAKE, NO CAKE!!!
3 years ago
See ^^^^^ fuck you Freshie
3 years ago
I'd turn the fire hose on you right now without remorse if given the chance, Jawz.
3 years ago
Now it is Gull's Mucho day....
* DangerousDug lights up some fireworks *
3 years ago
...and fires up the ovens
3 years ago
HB SS
3 years ago
* possum cues up Stormtrooper In Stilettos in lieu of gift-giving *
3 years ago
Happy Mirthday, Gully!!

3 years ago
inb4 FUCK YOU, PUNKY!!
3 years ago
hey remember that time i translated a german sentence you wrote?

happy muchoday krautnigger
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDYyXR__gQY
3 years ago
Let's try this again without some ensuing shitstorm...Happy M-Day, Bird
3 years ago
Someone likes to blow their own trumpet.....
3 years ago
You would if you could...admit it.
3 years ago
someone else like to blow old pensioners
3 years ago
why you interposting....
3 years ago
haha sorry mas'ah!
3 years ago
* Barret celebrates by playing O,du schoner Westerwald at high volume in seagulls honor *
3 years ago
vocaroo it or stfu
3 years ago
If my MacBook Pro didn't have beer in it, I would do it.
3 years ago
you suck my balls as they fly into your gaping mouth.


*Punky enjoys it.
3 years ago
dont mind the robust aroma,plug your nose and dive deep/


If you don't respond i know you like it.
3 years ago
I expect presents on Sunday!
3 years ago
you'll get nothing AND LIKE IT
3 years ago
I'm going to the ball game... Then I'll enjoy nothing
3 years ago
well, enjoy it while it lasts then. :)
3 years ago
hmbd bird
3 years ago
herzlichen glückwünsch du kleiner lausebub
3 years ago
"he's licking cocks wishing you were smaller, bub"
3 years ago
close?
3 years ago
Sug min fantom kuk tyskjävel
3 years ago
would
3 years ago
* loslobos squats and farts *
3 years ago
Wtf is up with these Germans and self-congratulations? Wait for the mofo cake like a normal person
3 years ago
He's his own biggest fan
3 years ago
I just wanted all my congrats in one place, not scattered all over the site.


Also, foff, it's my special day, I can do what I want
3 years ago
Happy day, Seagull
3 years ago
well, fuck you too morph......


i dont mind the dv, but you couldve congratzed me at least....
3 years ago
You crying now ?
3 years ago
Hic-a-do-laa
3 years ago
Never heard of Babs since
3 years ago
HBD2ME
3 years ago
just blow out the candles and pass the damn cake around.
3 years ago
/freshie is hawngray fo kakes!
3 years ago
That sounded funnier in your head...didn't it?
3 years ago
Yes, and that's all that matters
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Us_kiRP6cqI#t=95
3 years ago
that was supposed to embed @ 1:34
3 years ago
nice embed fail you stupid faggot
3 years ago
*scurries off*
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
cakes and pies!
3 years ago
so heather - the big Three Zero?
3 years ago
sub em while you've got em
3 years ago
nope I'm still a 20 something
3 years ago
Sure looks like it was a boring birthday on Mucho for you Heather. Even though you were advertising it again and begging for attention. I was gonna make you a big happy birthday sign ( probably something written in flames) but you made a deal about me knowing when your birthday was so I hope you enjoyed your nothing from anyone on Mucho.
3 years ago
...hahaha wtf
3 years ago
Long story but last year Heather made a big deal about her birthday like she did above and I noted her birthday down and was going to make a sign ( which she said she wanted last year and didn't get ) and I said something about it and then all of a sudden I am a stalker. So I did nothing for her birthday and neither did anyone else which seem very fitting if you ask me.
3 years ago
yeah. she AW's too much. Im gonna punch her face the next time she says "hi guys" because it drips with canadian AW-ism.
3 years ago
LOL boring birthday on mucho.................. because THATS what matters. Who notices on mucho.... I was online for a total of maybe 30 minutes over the weekend. And I still got dug to rant about me. Priceless.
3 years ago
Damn Canadian AWs.
3 years ago
look! she did again! she brought up her birthday a day later!
3 years ago
Posts like 50 pictures of himself with various animals, guns and signs in the forest. Thinks others are attention whores...
3 years ago
Hi guyz
Don't forget my Mucho birthday on July 3rd ok! xoxo
* loslobos cheerleader splits and waves Pom Pom's *
3 years ago
*punches LL in the neck*
3 years ago
Aow wtf asshole! No cake for you!
3 years ago
we'll get planty to strip for you...

IN REAL LIFE!
3 years ago
Yay...
3 years ago
I doubt he has genitalia
3 years ago
i doubt he's alive :(
3 years ago
norse gods never really die, think hopkins in thor...
3 years ago
i don't watch superhero movies
3 years ago
not missing much
3 years ago
I wonder if dugs wife knows he keeps tabs on girls half his age online in order to make them gifts.
3 years ago
I am 44 so you are saying Heather is 22 ? she is actually 29. I didn't call her an attention whore. Just stated the facts that she announces when her birthday is and if you mention it you are a stalker.
* DangerousDug wonders if she will announce her birthday next year when she is officially old at 30 *
3 years ago
quit bringing it up, stalker!
3 years ago
If you write it down and save it, you are a stalker.
3 years ago
Aka's slightly less creepy.
3 years ago
Like I could remember it otherwise
3 years ago
My birthday is Oct 7th. Write it down. Make me something nice.
3 years ago
noted
3 years ago
I'll never be as old as you, or your wife.
3 years ago
oh shit
3 years ago
Mine is the same as dik's. Same year too, but I'm less gay.
3 years ago
That would still make you queer
3 years ago
Nope you will never be as old as me or my wife .... very good..... to all those that doubted you were just a dumb blonde who couldn't add. So, did you get an engagement ring from your boyfriend on your birthday..... didn't think so. Maybe next year if he doesn't leave you for a 20 something first.
3 years ago
Petulant much? geebus!
3 years ago
he's so angry.
3 years ago
Why would I want an engagement ring on my birthday? Thats so tacky... if I wanted to get married in the first place. So excuse me while I'm doing things people who aren't married with children do.
3 years ago
Though I guess being married with children doesn't keep Dug from doing all those fun things... like surfing mucho... and making videos for mucho... and ???
3 years ago
stalking, don't forget stalking.
3 years ago
and poking animals with sticks.
3 years ago
oh yes, those things too.

I guess the stalking would explain his deep interest in my marital status?
3 years ago
WHY AREN'T YOU BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT AT ALMOST 30?!
3 years ago
'WAIT... this is 1982 right?! ... guys?!'
3 years ago
If it means we can go back to the future then fuck yeah it is.

*continues waiting for hoverboard*
3 years ago
Number one in England? So like the king of shit mountain? Hey Oyster, top notch!
3 years ago
This must have been a release after it had reached the top of the charts.....
3 years ago
I remember this song being in the charts
3 years ago
It's all over for another year
3 years ago
Time to move on faggot
3 years ago
I'm not the one that keeps commenting on thi.......DAMMIT!!
3 years ago
Never quite understood what the pugilist has to do with the song
3 years ago
recover password
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