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Let's Clog

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted May 30th 2014

145 comments
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i'll clog her
3 years ago
how come your videos are compressed side to side?
3 years ago
I don't know...they get 're-rendered' after uploading.
3 years ago
phuckin indians
3 years ago
whatever -it's hot
3 years ago
haha@ppss being turned on by this vid.
3 years ago
*poss
3 years ago
If the quality was better and she lost that fucking Corey Feldman hat....this would be gold
3 years ago
Bowie is always an UV.
3 years ago
Bowie was in the clash?
3 years ago
yup..joe bowie..say what you will,but he played a mean sax
3 years ago
Bowie is a cunt. Talented sure, but still a massive cunt
3 years ago
not even that talented...
3 years ago
^pot calling the kettle black
3 years ago
go play your bongos
3 years ago
Mind your business, bird.
3 years ago
ouh, a stray noob
3 years ago
smell my balksack some more, lil bitch
3 years ago
yup, balksack
3 years ago
noob, noob, butt-hurt, butt-hurt, etc.

got anything new to add?
3 years ago
your negativity is ruining mucho.
3 years ago
well, facts are facts... soon as you change em i change my routine
3 years ago
be gone now
3 years ago
Can't we all just get along?

* Sprinkles picks up the olive branch of peace, then proceeds to beat gully about the head with it *
3 years ago
How you liking your LG?
3 years ago
its a decent phone for that sweet sweet price i got.... but the idea of being online 24|7 is still kinda unsettling, also theres just layers and layers of so-called 'improved usability features' that make it overly confusing and bloated, but all in all its nice to finally be a part of the ongoing digital revolution... i guess?
3 years ago
what did you upgrade from, basic flip?
3 years ago
even worse, a 10 yr old sony ericsson running on an expensive as balls pre-paid SIM
3 years ago
ouch. I had one of those when I worked overseas...

You've jumped light-years ahead with the LG - it's consistently rated in the top 5 best smartphones available today...

I got the samsung note 3 and I'm damn happy with it.
3 years ago
i considered the note, i like having more screen real estate, the transition from a 10 inch tablet to 5 inch phone is still pretty rough, on the other hand i wanted something that would still fit comfortably in a jeans pocket
3 years ago
and yes, those rating lists is what made me go with the g2, but now i'm kinda regretting i didnt wait for the g3, that thing is gonna be siiiick
3 years ago
It was either going to be the HTC one (M8), or the Note 3, but the stylus tipped the scales to the note 3 for me... it makes my work a lot easier.

I almost decided to wait for the Note 4, but fuck, I figured if I kept waiting for the next, better thing, I'd never buy one...
3 years ago
also, the LG wasn't available through my local carrier...
3 years ago
the m8 was way too expensive for me.... i could almost've gotten 2 g2's for that money
3 years ago
Weird... the m8 is one of the least expensive smartphone in Canada.
3 years ago
over here the g2 is about 300€, the m8 is around 540- 590€.

if you buy just the phone without contract, that is
3 years ago
Wow. Here the latest smartphones go for about $179 (M8) - $200 (Note3) CAD on a two year contract, and cost is between $699 (M8) - $799 (Note3) CAD if you buy them outright.
3 years ago
samsung can suck on my OLED
3 years ago
thats right..im butting into this talk
3 years ago
What you packin', billy?
3 years ago
holy shit, 699 cad is like 480€...... i'm feeling ripped off now.... does that include taxes?
3 years ago
fuck you piddles if you cant hack it..god damn canuck
3 years ago
No - taxes extra
3 years ago
....

You drunk again, billy?
3 years ago
oh okay, guess thats another like 80 bucks then? mine were vat included
3 years ago
i use a stupid iphone 5s...coming from a SGSIII...prior to that i had the iphone4s..and before that i had the droid x
3 years ago
next phone will be an android and i think im done with fapple
3 years ago
13% sales tax...

Acording to coinmill.com 699 canadian dollars equals 924.56 german marks.. is that right?
3 years ago
i'd rather overdose on herion than ever spend money on an apple product
3 years ago
certain things i admire about apple shit
3 years ago
Droid > apple, any day.
3 years ago
bag of heroin is way cheaper than a mac product..so at least you'd be saving money
3 years ago
apple is good at making things look slick... but without jobs they are done.
3 years ago
the german mark hasnt been a thing for 13 yrs now... halve that and you get the euro value, which is what we're on now
3 years ago
ah...
3 years ago
used to be 2 marks to a buck at some point
3 years ago
You could pick one up on the cheap from NCIX.com and have them ship it to you for less than what you'd pay locally...
3 years ago
when we reformed the set rate was 1,9536723 something something mark to 1 €
3 years ago
oh yeah steven..i had that LG G2 as well..and i loved it..except i found it wasnt loud enough and the buttons on the verizon version were bullshit
3 years ago
yeah, but then customs and german vat comes into play and ruins that deal... been there
3 years ago
True...
3 years ago
im eyeing whats out there..might get the M8..that is a nice unit
3 years ago
That's why I don't buy anything from the states anymore...
3 years ago
wait for the g3 billy
3 years ago
M8 is always rated in the top 3...
3 years ago
maybe you could get tinkles to keister it for you gully
3 years ago
roll-out should be in a couple weeks
3 years ago
It would be a bitch to clean the keys...
3 years ago
oh im eyeballing that G3 as well...more fuckin pixels than my computer monitor
3 years ago
and the buttons....
3 years ago
you had to take up a notch didntcha ?
3 years ago
thats so weird with the pixels.... as you know i have a wqhd screen... so basically that phone will have the same amount of pixels my screen has on 27 inch on only 5, i just cant wrap my head around that
3 years ago
Meh - don't talk about cramming things up asses and we'll all get along just fine...
3 years ago
if the M8 had a better camera..i think there wouldnt be any question...but those speakers are whats piquing my interest
3 years ago
Yep - speakers are top-notch on the M8... the camera is so-so
3 years ago
It's good, but nowhere near as good as the competition...
3 years ago
i have that same resolution on my home computer monitor..at 1 meter,you cant see pixel structure at all
3 years ago
iphone 5s is still top 3 for camera..maybe top 4..i forget the rest of the field...i guess the nokias and a sony or 2?
3 years ago
i love my wqhd screen so much, but i have no idea how they are able to cram 2440 x 1560 into 5 inches of screen estate
3 years ago
dont know what these companies cant put it all together in one package...dont they read whiny nerd blogs?
3 years ago
Nokia Lumia 1020 is top rated for the camera...
3 years ago
but the rest of it is mediocre
3 years ago
reviewers say that text looks all that much more crisp and nice..i can dig what theyre laying down
3 years ago
dont talk like black people!
3 years ago
yeah i dont know about that windows OS
3 years ago
I dunno, but I'll stick to android...
3 years ago
It's 70s black talk, so it's sorta ok...
3 years ago
...sorta
3 years ago
oh sorry mein Freund und fleißig distinguised geistigen
3 years ago
dont fuck me google translate
3 years ago
say what?
3 years ago
what you saying?..that didnt make any sense?
3 years ago
there is no word in german for distinguished?...cheap language
3 years ago
Wo die Hacken bei?
3 years ago
the last part was just a pile of adjectives....
3 years ago
sie schlafen noch ... sie bis 04.30 Uhr nicht wecken
3 years ago
did that sentence make any sense?
3 years ago
not really
3 years ago
type me out a sentence in kraut lingo sos i can translate it..if you dont mind
3 years ago
Dies ist ein Beispiel-Satz in grammatikalisch korrektem Deutsch:

BillyMaysHere lutscht gerne an Pferde-Penissen, er findet das erfrischend.




have fun!
3 years ago
not true at all man ♂ ♥
3 years ago
wow, just put that through the googly thing. understandable, but so off.... they should deffo put more work into making it context-sensitive about words
3 years ago
Something about billy prefers penis.
3 years ago
* horse penis
3 years ago
*ring ring*
- Hello?
- Ok, I'll tell them..
Hey guys, the 80's called and wanted the yuppie-style cellphone convo back
3 years ago
I can't wait for the G-6 so I can be fly.
3 years ago
what can i say..we had a nerdgasm
3 years ago
Hate to ruin it but she doesn't : get shot, explode, take a shit, fuck a midget, prolapse her anus, nor does she eat feces and/or urine and the stage doesn't start on fire, nor collapse. She also doesn't fall, or otherwise get hurt. Just dancing.
3 years ago
^spoiler alert.


thanks ballsack
3 years ago
Just looking out for those of us who come here for the aforementioned things and not clog dancing. Not much of a spoiler if you like clog dancing, because that's all you get.
3 years ago
What the fuck is not to like about clog dancing?
3 years ago
Clog dancing, jeep riding, cock sucking, it's all the same to you, right?
3 years ago
Your mother sat by and watched your uncle/father cornhole you.
3 years ago
She should have been locked up for that....
3 years ago
I almost feel bad for you.
3 years ago
No sympathy for the un changeable idiots
That's what natural selection is for
3 years ago
no.
3 years ago
Who even asked you ?
3 years ago
your mom
3 years ago
You dissing me
3 years ago
That routine got repeated at least twice
3 years ago
twss
3 years ago
More riverdance than clog dance
3 years ago
more mucho clog than dance
3 years ago
This is very Claude.
3 years ago
Tap dancing not clogs
3 years ago
this is footage taken at Ruby Ridge before the FBI agents showed up.
3 years ago
Fucking retarded dancing but I want to fuck her. Because or despite?
3 years ago
I'd fuck her too
3 years ago
Cool stage. What is that , 3/4 plywood ?
3 years ago
19.5 mm pal
3 years ago
Would
3 years ago
Anybody got a name ?
3 years ago
my name's steven
3 years ago
what's the difference between clogging and tap dancing?
3 years ago
shoes?
3 years ago
Clog dancing is just for the dutch
3 years ago
Jesus...............
3 years ago
meh vote.
3 years ago
So someone posted Jackiebaby's pic the other day and now Claude posted one of Osters home videos.....does anything go now?
3 years ago
It's all fun and games until someone gets butthurt or banned
3 years ago
or both!
3 years ago
ohw that outfit is beautiful just a couple of chains bit of blood and...ohw pointless i,m letting myself go again...............like it!
3 years ago
I'd tap that.
3 years ago
lol@that gully downvote
6 months ago
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