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subway bee

this is why i'm scared of bees

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by DejaVu

submitted May 27th 2014

213 comments
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I tried to get this
3 years ago
*do
3 years ago
I could never move like this
3 years ago
I think bird meant you tried to fuck this queen
3 years ago
that one kid is thinking to himself...
"so this is what dad meant by the birds and the bees"?
3 years ago
I don't know what to do about voting on this. It's pretty fucking gay...but yet , t's kinda funny too.
3 years ago
*i
3 years ago
UV for the description.
3 years ago
shut the fuck up
3 years ago
I sooo wanna punch you in your face, you faggot bitch.
3 years ago
by that me means suck your diick.
3 years ago
oster...meet me, so I can fight you. I'll get one of my friends to video the drama(your ass-beatin') and I'll be an even bigger rock-star here.
3 years ago
you want my address?
3 years ago
why not.
3 years ago
*become
3 years ago
what you meant to say(type) was "NO THANKS, PUNKY".
3 years ago
well what is it.
3 years ago
you tell me. I thought you were the dox king?
3 years ago
another thing you are wrong about.
3 years ago
I'm usually wrong all the time...but yet...things work out right.
3 years ago
considering youre an orphan, things didnt work out right

hide behind the "drugs" you do to make yourself feel more important than you already aren't.
3 years ago
It's kinda funny how I've made it this far in life, and I own a 2014 Acura NSX. IT BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND.
3 years ago
it's your pimps, yet you claim to own it when you have to clean it.


you're a bitch. always will be. I mean you will never feel the greatest feeling in life. Love. What a sad pathetic trash bag of a man.
3 years ago
As for being an adopted orphan...I can fuck all of my sexy cousins, and you can't.
3 years ago
fuck that made me lol.
3 years ago
you probably would have fucked them regardless.
3 years ago
*fuck yours
3 years ago
so make with the address fgt.
3 years ago
2112 Elbow RD.
Mufreesboro TN 37129.
3 years ago
my phone number is...

423-476-1111
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster spams punkys inbox *
3 years ago
if you really knew how to dox, you would understand the above number.
3 years ago
*2112 Elbow RD.
Murfreesboro TN. 37129
3 years ago
if i cared about you i might invest time
3 years ago
because I will use one of the most powerful weapons the gods gave us as humans. I will use my elbow to end your life, you miserable faggot.
3 years ago
you care enough to go back and forth with him for a half hour,Jame
3 years ago
do it pumpky
3 years ago
you sound so tough on the internet. your elbows are flaccid like your pathetic life.
3 years ago
doxing requires me to think. this doesnt.
3 years ago
btw whos name ias jame? are you trying to spell jamie?
3 years ago
hahaha!!! Are your elbows "pumped"? Elbows don't need to big, you idiot. You just need to know how to use them, you retard. See, this already tells me I would stomp your faggot ass.
3 years ago
post your addy. pussy.
3 years ago
or are you scared.
3 years ago
one or the other.
3 years ago
oh yeah...and by the god fn fucking way...I'm a big ol corn bread feed, drum bashin' mother fucker, you bowl full of pixie dust.
3 years ago
GOD IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
you look like a frail elderly lady. Eyes sunk into your think skull. a dirty wannabe hippie.
3 years ago
my beard alone will kick your ass.
3 years ago
I don't wanna be a hippie. Am I a hippie? As for "frail" please arm wrestle me, you tranny.
3 years ago
first its a fight now an arm wrestle. you east coast drunks are something else.
3 years ago
MY BEARD WILL CHOKE YOU OUT, SON.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser sends oster down south *


http://muchosucko.com/111065/Please-flush-when-youre-finished
3 years ago
you cant even grow facial hair. youre so inbreed it only grows in patches.
3 years ago
ok, now you're struggling and everybody's watching us. Fuck off, you fucking idiot.
3 years ago
keep replying.

that's proving it so well.
3 years ago
quick post another shop support your butthurt for me.
3 years ago
you asked for it.
3 years ago
have you made any shops of me oster?























NOPE.
3 years ago
because you can't?









YEP.
3 years ago
youre right never touch ps in my life. no need to.

im not a faggy photographer.
3 years ago
wow. you're on you "A" game tonight, buddy.
3 years ago
like how emo can you get, "i take pictures to show beauty"

hahahahahaahha
3 years ago
"guess where i took this picture, guess!"
3 years ago
i dont look at your lame pictures.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
you should have dropped a dookie on that osturd pic
3 years ago
should have. butt didnt.
3 years ago
well it passed out. you're welcome.
3 years ago
hi, will you be my friend tonight?
3 years ago
I would if I was staying. I have to be up in 5 hours.

have a good night poss.
3 years ago
* possum sighs and subs music vids *
3 years ago
Y'all need to shut the fuck up
3 years ago
50 minutes later, seal with the kill.....
3 years ago
5 hours later, Punky with the REAL KILL...

Meet me at The Mall, at "Green Hills"...you loser. Oh wait... they might not let you in the facility. If they don't let you in, meet me in the parking lot, I don't know what to tell you.

A list of things that might get you through the double-doors:

1 take a bath.
2 show up in a nice car(anything won't do)
3 brush your teeth
4 don't show up in one of your skirts.
5 don't hit on the younger crowd, whilst combing through the parking lot
6 be a genuine person when entering the mall(something you obviously will fail at)
7 bring your "MasterCard"
8 lick my ass
9 duck you
10 DIE!
3 years ago
*FUCK YOU
3 years ago
^^im impressed you got all that in one comment
3 years ago
duck you too, man.
3 years ago
8)
3 years ago
nice ass bro
3 years ago
no homo
3 years ago
^total homo
3 years ago
jknob..its 2014 for fucking shits sake..its ok to come out
3 years ago
if i liked dude s id have no problem admitting it...its usually the homophobes like you that are the closeted ones...JUST SAYIN
3 years ago
if i would bang a hot tranny how gay am i?
3 years ago
7%?
3 years ago
fucking someone who has a dick up the ass?

about 100%
3 years ago
97%
3 years ago
im no homophobe..i just dont believe people should celebrate some fag sucking on some other guys puccy
3 years ago
here he comes with his faggoty STFU's
youre a shitstain wigger with that niggardly behavior
3 years ago
lol umad bro?
3 years ago
nope. I'm happy as a jrob, in a male strip bar.
3 years ago
You weren't asked
3 years ago
neither were you.
3 years ago
Hey...time to take the straw out of your nose.
3 years ago
Hey, Vom. How ya been, buddy. Are you insinuating that I'm not sharing with you. Do you want a line?
3 years ago
*?
3 years ago
There's so much coke that you could run the slalom.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hands Vom his "Sonic-Blast", and a new straw. *
3 years ago
nice thatturd360 response sisterfister
3 years ago
you miss thatdude, admit it
3 years ago
you dont have any black people to get out your daily racism on
3 years ago
ive got you toby
3 years ago
oh and Jizz88,one of the other worthless spear chuckers
3 years ago
Funny how you'd never say this shit in person. LOL, you get hard off of this shit, dont you billybob. Look, just suck my dick and I'll call it even.
3 years ago
who's the spook acting like a badass..what you think we're gonna meet up and youre going to open a can of whoopass?
3 years ago
There's a mall still open somewhere.
3 years ago
Look at you, already thinking like a fucken stupid unintelligent idiot that you are. Who said anything about me personally meeting up with you and whooping on you? Are you that scared? You tried hard racist.
3 years ago
You're not exactly contributing to breaking down the stereotypes by playing out the victim card once to many
3 years ago
Uppity negro's don't appear to understand sarcasm.
3 years ago
these shines act like i have some sorta power over them
3 years ago
Habits are hard to break
3 years ago
@fresh, you're an idiot.

@lobos, Read the threads before you interject with some stupid ass worthless opinion. He pointed me out first, I did not initiate ANYTHING. Nor did I play any card.
3 years ago
"He started it, waaaah!"
My statement stand
3 years ago
You used to have a cool approach to namecalling and such, I take it people finally got under your skin
http://muchosucko.com/112112/Just-a-little-thought
3 years ago
break out the steamroller..there's some tar that aint been compacted
3 years ago
Jizz88..you should travel with a set of orange cones
3 years ago
he seriously wrote nigger on his own sign. NOW THATS SAD!
3 years ago
This is why I'm afraid of bees.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58
3 years ago
hurm, not working for germany... but i'm guessing "no rain"?
3 years ago
that song is retardawesome

and as 90s as MMMBob
3 years ago
we should make this a gamethread where you have to guess 90s music vids from a random freezeframe... i would rule!
3 years ago
maybe? maybe not?
3 years ago
Didn't even copy to see...that it's Blind Melon.
3 years ago
maybe I should. 8(
3 years ago
look at these two love birds talkin' about tunes and shit.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/mg2UlgB.jpg
3 years ago
^limk that death metal band you like so much, oyster.
3 years ago
progressive metal*


it's better than black metal.
3 years ago
fuck off kid
3 years ago
still mad i called you seal.

i would be too.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/KPiiMdx.jpg
3 years ago
thats an easy one
3 years ago
like punkys mom
3 years ago
someone should do mine first....

screenshot, not mom
3 years ago
mars attacks, look at the bitch with the hair.
3 years ago
awww..jrob is still in love with me mums.
3 years ago
im stunped on yours....unless its the b-52's
3 years ago
stumped alsom
3 years ago
...i suck
3 years ago
is yours blackhole sun?
3 years ago
Is it a Madonna video?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
I said a Madonna video, because that dude in the image looks like Warren Beatty. 8P
3 years ago
Gully's image, jrob.
3 years ago
stop talking to me faggot
3 years ago
Your image looks like a screen grab from Malcolm in the Middle...you dick.
3 years ago
Jrob is such a grump lately
3 years ago
Malcolm never played football...so meh
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/IZVDG52.jpg

heres another frame from my vid, you guys have 7 hours to solve it, imma fuck to bed now... GAME ON!
3 years ago
off*
3 years ago
btw, jorbles was popular by nada surf... thats what you get for not grabbing the frame yourself

<--- FUCKING CHEATER

night faggots
3 years ago
i even tried cheating with a reverse image search :(
3 years ago
bastard!
3 years ago
Hey, Gully...is it The Sash?
3 years ago
fuuuuck it.
3 years ago
You stupid fucks.

Gulls is Spice Girls wannabe
3 years ago
dush is correct


ZIG A ZIG HA
3 years ago
I'll just leave this here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk
3 years ago
I feel like this is staged..but eh..oh well. Super nice ass. NO HOMO.
3 years ago
that's the NYC subway, so i can assure you that it is not staged
3 years ago
Lots of good ghetto shit happens on the Metro.
3 years ago
Why do you think my last upload was removed?
3 years ago
What was it, dipshit?
3 years ago
College student who committed suicide over porno.
3 years ago
That is still there? I just skip-watched it.
3 years ago
Fernando you idiot, that wasn't her
3 years ago
Was hoping it turned into a subway knockout vid.
3 years ago
that's what good drunks will get you
3 years ago
bunch of suckups
3 years ago
hey, on the rare occasion of a "Good" deja sub i think a little praise is in order...
3 years ago
i only upvote yak subs
3 years ago
kiss-ass
3 years ago
You mean you suck yak off after every sub? You fucken follower.
3 years ago
stick to crime niggers
3 years ago
Buttmad Billy.
3 years ago
1-note BILLY
3 years ago
hahahah..it always ends up with one of you half-wits calling me butthurt...its like you all memorized the same play..calling me a one note?
3 years ago
jawz is just mad because i called him out on his 4chan bullshit
3 years ago
well other than being a racist and a moron you don't give us much to work with... not that i give a shit either way..
3 years ago
You're a try hard racist billy, thats all you'll ever be. A small mindedd individual that contributes nothing on here but ass kissing and cock sucking. Niggers must've seriously bullied the fuck out of you back in buena park for you to be acting such like a little tough bitch. LOL! Plot twist, your grandma was a nigger. You one note.
3 years ago
Speaking of trying too hard.
3 years ago
@yak

Not true brah. Top LEL though.
3 years ago
Hey Urkel, stop being the the nut clinging gf in the background trying to voice an opinion that had nothin to do with you.
3 years ago
Like you did a few threads up?
3 years ago
@yak fuck you. I really did UV for the description.
3 years ago
Totes safe for work. Showed this to my co-workers and didn't even get fired
3 years ago
i like bees
3 years ago
*homos on subways
3 years ago
*being an unimaginative idiot
3 years ago
mikebeez is a piece of shit
3 years ago
literally
3 years ago
mikebeez is a piece of mikebeez
3 years ago
* possum sucks up and upvotes all at the same damn time *




fyi , it took me me almost five minutes to type the above comment
3 years ago
which would you prefer to see: my face or my ass?
3 years ago
um also... hi folks, i'm pretty hsammered
3 years ago
a special shout out to GAF
3 years ago
* possum blubbers and pivots *
3 years ago
Christ.....
3 years ago
possum went full punky for a second there
3 years ago
8(
3 years ago
9r
3 years ago
Adleast he's not a wasp
3 years ago
I wouldn't say no to some WASP on the subway
3 years ago
Web Analytics Solution Profiler ?
3 years ago
We Are Satans People
3 years ago
Damn that was my 2nd guess
3 years ago
White anglo-saxon protestants
3 years ago
looks like I'm going against the popular vote.
3 years ago
Yep. Looks like you and retpile are kindred spirits.
3 years ago
The dude goes by Qween Amor. Don't ask how I know
2 years ago
How do you know..
2 years ago
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