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Murder at the grocery store

Guy gets shot in the face by an assassin.

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by ToiletDuck

submitted May 24th 2014

51 comments
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looks like the guy shot the poor bastards ear off with that first shot
3 years ago
What?
3 years ago
PEW PEW PEW!!!
3 years ago
i think the term is 'thug' rather than 'assassin'
3 years ago
you're probably right, I doubt the victim was someone important, and the motive not political nor religious.
3 years ago
Looks like some cartel drama.
3 years ago
those shopping carts don't look shopper friendly at all.
3 years ago
"Thou shalt not dwell in jealousy"..should've been the eleventh commandment.
3 years ago
hi punky.
3 years ago
Hey, buddy!!
3 years ago
how you been? im drinking right now just got a 12 pack of some lagunitas.
3 years ago
I-HATE-YOOOUUU. I'm at fuckin' work. Don't speak to me!!
3 years ago
hey one thing when you talk to me, speak normal(as normal as possible). only niggers work on saturday.
3 years ago
you should get drunk as fuck tonight and fuck around on mucho later. how i miss the spammy being shit faced on here.
3 years ago
Sounds good...see ya later!!
3 years ago
<--- worked on saturday

<--- is getting drunk(er) right now
3 years ago
you work at a book store. that's equivalent to starbucks.

#m-f
3 years ago
not at all
3 years ago
I work on Saturday :(
3 years ago
for everyone that works on weekends.

hahahahahaahhahaha.
3 years ago
truck drivers dont know week-ends... and neither do the rest-rooms they stop at
3 years ago
fucking inter-oster
3 years ago
are you a truckers restroom seagull?
3 years ago
you ruined mah joke already, dont rub it in now
3 years ago
me or the truckers?
3 years ago
smooth
3 years ago
more to add for the story.

The son of a Hollywood assistant director went on a shooting rampage last night near the UC Santa Barbara campus slaying 7 people and engaging in a shootout with police which left him dead, according to reports.

The shooter, being identified as 22-year-old Elliot Rodger, the son of Hunger Games second unit director Peter Rodger, reportedly drove a black BMW around the Isla Vista community near the campus where college parties frequently take place to choose his victims.

Breaking information reveals that police had prior information of Rodger’s intentions.
3 years ago
are you on the wrong sub???
3 years ago
holy fuck.

shit.
3 years ago
thats not even a reply fail, that's flat-out mucho fail, internet fail, life fail even!
3 years ago
i saw murder and thought, fuck it.
3 years ago
im gonna go read a book now.
3 years ago
aka-style creep-comma
3 years ago
hahahaha i didnt even notice.
3 years ago
is it called "not-failing for dummies" ?
3 years ago
yep. but the book seems to be glued shut.
3 years ago
thats what you get for stealing your books in the ikea show-room....

that, or books that are entirely in swedish.
3 years ago
drink up buddy.
3 years ago
wait, are there even fake books in american ikea show-rooms? i guess they would only frighten and confuse you people...
3 years ago
"what is this shit? where do i plug it in? where do i turn it on? can i put bigger rims on it?"
3 years ago
ive never been to an ikea.

i could not tell you.
3 years ago
ikea is fun.... especially on drugs.
3 years ago
wait, did you just joke about rims?

hahahahah you people.

were not savages over here. I havent heard anyone say "rims" since like '06
3 years ago
six flags is fun on drugs. just dont take the uppers.
3 years ago
rims are still comedy gold...

and theme park on drugs is too easy. taking drugs and make anything into a theme park, now thats real fun....

til you end up in rehab.

:(
3 years ago
well not all of us like to make like a theme park via narcotics.

we like to forget via narcotics.
3 years ago
then, one day, it all comes back....
3 years ago
it better not be the same day they stop selling alcohol.
3 years ago
Damnit, now I want to know thd real story :/
3 years ago
Looks like a quick in & out
3 years ago
twss
3 years ago
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