points: 20

Born Lucky

1st dance may be awkward

featuredwtf

by brownwings

submitted April 24th 2014

55 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Born Lucky
tagged:
comments (55)
"I always said I would lose an arm and a leg for that girl"
3 years ago
If that's lucky.........................................
3 years ago
Lucky enough to get someone to wipe his ass for the rest of his life
3 years ago
what ass?
3 years ago
pretty sure he stops at the bellybutton
3 years ago
Well..changing his colostomy bag works too
3 years ago
Yeah, lucky enough to watch helplessly as his wife fucks other guys in front of him when she grows bored with him..
3 years ago
It's better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all....

* DushanMandik lowered expectations *
3 years ago
Yeah, the bitter aftertaste is wonderful too..
3 years ago
I never stop at the belly button
3 years ago
ha, it's the father from "The Oblongs"
3 years ago
will ferrel?
3 years ago
Yup.
3 years ago
All he needs is a snazzy pipe
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRYmKQeIiNs
3 years ago
more like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKVAs2J84w8
3 years ago
He did pretty well for himself, damn.
3 years ago
She doesn't look lucky
3 years ago
Low angle photographer to hide his "legs"
3 years ago
Is that the excuse you use
3 years ago
As a photographer or amputee?
3 years ago
Wtfs she gonna do with that on the honeymoon
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
tr's never been this funny and insightful ever before
3 years ago
this is probably one of the best 'scrolldown reveal' pictures ive seen in a LONG time
3 years ago
That blurred thing makes her look like she has a penis
3 years ago
She might as well, because I doubt she is gonna be getting one from him.
3 years ago
Fries wants to suck her dick.
3 years ago
You've got dibs tinski
3 years ago
i wonder if his penis is handicapped
3 years ago
Like yours?
3 years ago
my penis works like a champ...too bad im the only one that uses it though :(
3 years ago
BUT WE HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER!
3 years ago
Can't help think this is just a pity-marriage
3 years ago
Kinda like if sprinkles ever gets married
3 years ago
zing!
3 years ago
Doesn't feel very zingy unless he's here
3 years ago
It was mildly zesty... kinda like watered down lemonade.
3 years ago
Now had you made some kind of mum joke out of it, THEN you would have had something.
3 years ago
This probably is the first dance
3 years ago
And the last. Don't see them frequenting night clubs.
3 years ago
He's rich that's why.
3 years ago
how does he fuck?
3 years ago
he cant even move
3 years ago
i dont see how he penetrates her vagina without moving his lower body in direction of her slut hole
3 years ago
Maybe he just eats her pussy?
3 years ago
Chicks love that shit.
3 years ago
some past woman must've hurt seal so badly....

my bet's it was his mommy
3 years ago
girls love that, but they need a hard cock as well
3 years ago
and yes, some woman hurt me in the past, but i think thats kinda normal
3 years ago
How would any of you homos know at women want
3 years ago
yes, but deeming them all 'sluts' or 'whores' and referring to their genitals as 'slut holes' just shows how weak and powerless you really feel when it comes to women.. just saying
3 years ago
go appreciate some penii, foofs, this is real talk.
3 years ago
recover password
most discussed