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My Easter Joke

It's short, but it's sweet

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by toolman961

submitted April 18th 2014

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I'm already living in hell so what the fuck!
4 years ago
uh oh in advance
4 years ago
There's a ghost in the machine
4 years ago
i smell a treehouse
4 years ago
Hi

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4 years ago
shut up and let me Pro you!
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opT_JGssUVk
4 years ago
I should have said, can you put me up till Sunday.
4 years ago
he wasn't up until sunday...he wasn't even up until the night.
4 years ago
technically, jesus was a suicide.
4 years ago
technically, there wasnt a jesus... or a god... or an easter bunny... or any of those imaginary idols people go on and on about for the holidays....
4 years ago
let's not get carried away
4 years ago
if the reader feels the gospels are accurate and true accounts, then jesus was a suicide.
4 years ago
what, he was walking across the field and seen a cross and nailed himself too it?
4 years ago
John 19:30 - When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.

right there...he chose to die at that moment, therefore, suicide.

furthermore, in the following 2 verses we see that the other 2 victims were still alive (and that's without the ability to heal themselves, which jesus should have been able to do indefinitely).
4 years ago
Was jesus using the vinegar to color easter eggs?
4 years ago
possibly it was used to conceal the myrrh he used to fake his own death, but that's just conjecture.
4 years ago
..and by a miracle, that joke is actually older than Jesus himself.
4 years ago
shh, it's toolman
4 years ago
It's Easter God Damnit!
4 years ago
Too soon
4 years ago
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