points: 8

wtf

Selfie, Train, stupid human tricks

featuredfail

by jackiebaby_11

submitted April 16th 2014

130 comments
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comments (130)
Nice tags, cunt.
4 years ago
Hep the cunt out, will ya?
4 years ago
I heard she likes to mouth fucked and also gangbanged
4 years ago
so, look who's back...
4 years ago
Headphones/2 feet from train/ wish he would have been decapitated.
4 years ago
looks like shia lequeef
4 years ago
Damn, so close.




We were just a few inches away from having one less hipster fuck taking up space.
4 years ago
oh shut up
4 years ago
Shut your cocksucker, you useless sack of shit.
4 years ago
Also, fuck hipsters.
4 years ago
nice youtube link faggot
4 years ago
I only get on just to annoy the Fuck out of all the useless people who are taking up space on this website.
4 years ago
"all the useless people who are taking up space on this website"

Oh, the irony.


Now fuck off.
4 years ago
And this is coming from a person with the screen name Sprinkles. I highly suggest that you choose a better name.
4 years ago
I highly suggest you throw yourself off the tallest building you can find.
4 years ago
She will just slip on neck grease and fall down a flight of stairs.
4 years ago
Dude, you're way too new to know about jackie baby from personal experience.

* MetalFace points his finger *


PREJUDICE!!
4 years ago
i wonder if its really her or just tr in disguise
4 years ago
lose/lose
4 years ago
^
4 years ago
fuck tr..fuck the cum squad
4 years ago
Sorry phone stfu
Inb4 stfu
4 years ago
Fake..
4 years ago
You say fake about mostly everything. Explain why this is fake. Calling you out right here, right now
4 years ago
Cuas it is..
4 years ago
Fake..
4 years ago
Fair enough
4 years ago
Too bad that 1.21 gigabytes of the cheesiest pizza wasn't fake, amirite?
5 months ago
sporty would have used a shovel
4 years ago
He would have swerved the train to hit him.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
so, i guess that bromance is over?

good.

* Steven_Seagull waits for the butthurt e-mail *
4 years ago
you know sprinks, the fact that you feel the need to stfu a "haha" outta sheer insecurity and severe sorebutt just shows how little you still get this place...
4 years ago
He's got a touch of thatdufuss14
4 years ago
I stfu-ed your "haha" comment because you were trying to get kirk's cock into your mouth. No one likes a suck-up.
4 years ago
Steven_Seagull
tinks, do we have qualms?
1 day ago
report spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
tinski
Not at all.
1 day ago

1 day ago
report spam | like | stfu | 1 stfus
Steven_Seagull
you sure? cuz it felt like you were on my case pretty heavily over the last couple days...
1 day ago
report spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus


Jesus. Talk about a butt-hurt, ballsack licking comment.


You're a fucking transparent clown, Gully
4 years ago
Seriously?

Steven_Seagull
you sure? cuz it felt like you were on my case pretty heavily over the last couple days...
1 day ago


Faggot
4 years ago
Rub tinski's balls a little more, and maybe he won't be such a meanie
4 years ago
* Sprinkles drops mike and does the peppermint twist *
4 years ago
comment some more about me.....

you utterly laughable clueless insecure sack of shit?

arent you like 42 or something? why are you still in puberty?
4 years ago
* Sprinkles looks at his masterpiece, puts down his brush, and smiles *
4 years ago
yeah, awes, next claim this a meltdown.....










its like mucho is your third language you never bothered with, yet use without shame when drunk..... you are drunk right now, right?
4 years ago
You must have me confused with someone who gives a fuck about what you or anyone like you has to say.
4 years ago
wow, recycling my own stuff against me? i dont even
4 years ago
I CANT EVEN
4 years ago
I was hoping for Lufthansa 370. LU370
4 years ago
Rip Sprinkles/Seagull bromance
4 years ago
lmao @ tr bringing jackies account back

you sad, pathetic, fuck of a man
4 years ago
sad, pathetic RETIREE, Fresh.
4 years ago
true. he's living the dream. one dumpster at a time.
4 years ago
he fucked up by typing coherently instead of how jackie normally typed which was akin to a child with down's syndrome after having huffed paint for an afternoon.
4 years ago
Oh, he fucked up long before that, but I digress
4 years ago
he should become a motivational speaker and do speaking tours about how "you too can retire early!"
4 years ago
'live in poverty'
'the end'
4 years ago
Step 1: Get fired
Step 2: Find illegal alien with low self esteem
Step 3: Mooch off of said alien
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Retired!
4 years ago
it would be seriously funny if every trace of willk got drone-striked
4 years ago
...and then yak unbammed him, but left him no NO FUCKING MS HISTORY WHATSOEVER
4 years ago
So much wasted posterity
4 years ago
It can be done. It would take a script a shitload of time to do it though. A more "strategic" carpet bomb would have more effect.
4 years ago
You don't need to do doo-doo. Just reset his born-on date to 2009, accounting for the two years he was MIA. The rest will sort itself out
4 years ago
Not the creation, the running of it, just to be clear.
4 years ago
whatever...doo eet?
4 years ago
yak's done it before
4 years ago
He did? Who knew....
4 years ago
wouldn't shit like the waybackmachine still keep an archive?
4 years ago
Nah, I think I'd get backlash.
4 years ago
yep, some forgettable member... erased their entire mucho existence.
4 years ago
Yak doesn't need a script. Just a SQL statement.
4 years ago
That was whunu btw.
4 years ago
who knew that i would have to say Duuh! to both heather and jim in the same thread?
4 years ago
*ahem*
4 years ago
*a...hem*
4 years ago
* possum snorfles *
4 years ago
poor tofattofly
4 years ago
Eat shit rodent. I hope you have to manual sort this week.
4 years ago
guess what?
4 years ago
I hope you a 20 minute layover at O'hare. No particular reason.
4 years ago
no really - guess!
4 years ago
A moose bit your sister?
4 years ago
CHICKEN BUTT!
4 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
4 years ago
and also yak is currently working on the FTP thing
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
If he just limits uploads to 2 a day per user, the site will improve 45%
4 years ago
sez mr 500 in 24 hours
4 years ago
There is no such thing as a 20 minute layover at Ohare. That is code for "missed flight"
4 years ago
Let it go, man...
4 years ago
i even stood up for you, cat
4 years ago
I had a folder collected during the ice age. I subbed all at once. Net loss hundreds of points. -What do you want?
4 years ago
More rage and regret.
4 years ago
Talk to the rat. I have neither.
4 years ago
Happy belated Kirk!
4 years ago
He refuses to accept things he cannot change.
4 years ago
Hello Hater. Thanks!
4 years ago
anybody mind if i put my shirt and pants back on?
4 years ago
Not at all
4 years ago
yes I mind poss, you're gonna make everyone uncomfortable.
4 years ago
Btw, just to reiterate. Dik is older than me.
4 years ago
* possum feels a draft *
4 years ago
* Sinaitis logs out for a couple of days *
4 years ago
GOOD
4 years ago
ohw boy ohw boy!
4 years ago
* possum subs *
4 years ago
* possum sends out the dugsignal also *
4 years ago
dont
4 years ago
if tr is reading this thread,theres a good chance he's beating his dork
4 years ago
Meh, whatever.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/GLO7koI.jpg
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
oldest account you say..... ?


WOP WOOP!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
the fuck you even talking about, idiot?
4 years ago
friggin newbs
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
Pretty sure oldest account means dick in here.

*Name mentioned SWOONS
4 years ago
older as yours too then... what is the fucking point?



play him again, kjirk.
4 years ago
oogs, what about that avy of yours?
4 years ago
Im having trouble... it wont upload one.
how super newbish is that!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
there seems to be server issues oogs...

oh, and not more noobish than a double-post, just saying...
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Ahh I see, the world will have to wait so.
4 years ago
server issues and websites go hand in hand, like racists distain for chocolate milk
4 years ago
But I like chocolate milk.
4 years ago
I bet tr_murphy tells fat fuckin Sally down at the grease bucket about his almost 8 years on MS...she probably rubs boogers in his fried chicken
4 years ago
recover password