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sit up on the slab

Rigor mortis in effect on a morgue subject.

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by severum

submitted April 15th 2014

74 comments
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sit up on the slab
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comments (74)
Doesn't look like a sit up
4 years ago
You need to be more open-minded, like the guy in the post.
4 years ago
How would you even know what sitting up and sit ups look like, fat boy?
4 years ago
This is a press up
4 years ago
I did one the other day
4 years ago
Is press up the Brit term for push-up?
4 years ago
If so, that is the weakest push-up I've ever seen and I'm not surprised yours would look like that.
4 years ago
Hey now... It takes a lot of effort to get something as big as that melon of his off the ground...
4 years ago
This is true. My condolences to your mom's vagina, Fries.
4 years ago
That's why his dad slaps him behind the head every time he sees him.
4 years ago
he does look kind of comfortable and relaxed..
4 years ago
This is how we watched tv in the 80's FUCK A COUCH!
4 years ago
FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGER!
4 years ago
Looks posed. Also, I don't think you understand rigor mortis
4 years ago
How was your visit to the fatherland?
4 years ago
I had a really great time and I wish I could have stayed longer. Greetings from Leeds, BTW.
4 years ago
Also, goodnight from Leeds
4 years ago
First time visiting? Scotland is on my travel wish list...
4 years ago
*hooking *trick turning
4 years ago
Nope, too hard of a concept to grasp...
Rigor mortis (Latin: rigor "stiffness", mortis "of death") is one of the recognizable signs of death, caused by chemical changes in the muscles after death, causing the limbs of the corpse to become stiff and difficult to move or manipulate. In humans, it commences after about three to four hours, reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours, and gradually dissipates from approximately 24 hours after death.
4 years ago
Leeds isn't in Scotland
4 years ago
Also Leeds is like 25 minutes drive from me
4 years ago
M62 and M18?
4 years ago
One then the other
4 years ago
Or just the A1
4 years ago
M62 - M18 is the long way
4 years ago
well, you're either very optimistic on the time-frame or just a really reckless driver
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
Leeds is not in Scotland, correct. I was in Edinburgh, then in Leeds. Now in Derby.
Rigors Affects all the muscles, not just the one in the back of the body. Unless he'd been positioned like that when it set in, then he would be like that in the picture. Furthermore, looking at his condition, he's been dead longer than 24 hours.

Fuuuuuurthermore, don't quote Wikipedia like it means you know what you're talking about. You don't.
4 years ago
Also furthermore: my new phone sucks for commenting
4 years ago
mucho is not mobile friendly...
4 years ago
Weirdest part is that different comments have different font sizes.
4 years ago
Weird. The one that works the best for me is the dolphin browser. The built-in samsung browser is buggy as shit.
4 years ago
Quoting Wikipedia is just easier than actually writing that whole paragraph. Just because you're a nurse doesn't mean... Ehhh forget it. Rock on with your ugly ginger self.
4 years ago
Pertaining to the mobile/mucho topic, I have no problems. My droid and iphone work fine muchoing.
4 years ago
One of the most annoying issues I have is that the "new comment" notification pops up, it interrupts the keyboard function when typing a comment... It's the same with any browser I use.
4 years ago
Have you tried turning it off then on again?
4 years ago
No, but I did jiggle the usb cord...
4 years ago
Maybe if you unplug and plug the usb cord back in.
4 years ago
* smerf rocks on with his ugly ginger self. *


Tomorrow,I shall be rocking on with my ginger cousin
4 years ago
Still in Scotland, smerf?
4 years ago
post some photos. Smerf.
4 years ago
Some photos would definitely be cool.
4 years ago
Poor sniper.
4 years ago
wait, is the shat really screaming "iiiiiiii...... sucked his cooooock" in your avy??
4 years ago
The mind sees what it wants to see...
4 years ago
Yes, why?
4 years ago
could also be "iiiii..... fucked that khaaaan" i suppose.
4 years ago
no, gotta be "sucked", doesnt look like a labiodental fricative.
4 years ago
fuck, i sound like tr.
4 years ago
Cut back on your Mensa pills.
4 years ago
you all right cap?

gonna hide some eggs for the kids this week-end?
4 years ago
bongwater@muchosucko.com doesn't do jack shit but send me to the main page
4 years ago
wassupwitdat?
4 years ago
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

bongwater@muchosucko.com

Technical details of permanent failure:
XXXX tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain muchosucko.com by mail.muchosucko.com. [198.27.97.183].

The error that the other server returned was:
550 5.1.1 <bongwater@muchosucko.com>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown in virtual mailbox table
4 years ago
and it was such a nice mail... :(
4 years ago
was it boobs?
4 years ago
Haha, my kids are teenaged. We haven't done egg hunts in years!

Bong, you don't have mucho mail setup, email admin to set it up.
4 years ago
admin@muchosucko.com?
4 years ago
Ya, that it.
4 years ago
ok, still just sends me back to the main page...
4 years ago
Not in the search window in an email.
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
computers are hard
4 years ago
you're never to old for an egg hunt--- :(


no homo
4 years ago
they are if you're stoned, bong
4 years ago
Bong! Come on man. Put the hookah down and open an email application. Shit.
4 years ago
Bird, does it count that both of my kids "found" the flu?
4 years ago
only if you hid it for 'em
4 years ago
also....

* Steven_Seagull crosses THE LINE *


mmmmmmh, jailbait!
4 years ago
such edgy, so controversy.
4 years ago
Calm down.
4 years ago
he has no idea what THE LINE even is
4 years ago
It looks like he is reading something. And he does not look happy at what he is seeing.
1 year ago
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