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Life in the Big City

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 12th 2014

198 comments
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3 years ago
You a country boy, aincha..
3 years ago
I will forgive the over familiarity, but yes, yes I am. But I would have like it better if the dog had bitten that old woman.
3 years ago
reply fail,hey, its early hear man.
3 years ago
I engrish no good
3 years ago
Jesus.
3 years ago
Hi heather.....you don't need to respond.
I'm just sayin hi.
3 years ago
Hi zeke.....you don't need to respond.
I'm just sayin hi.
3 years ago
Hi all of you....you can respond.
I'm just sayin suck my dick.
3 years ago
hi
3 years ago
fuck off
3 years ago
okay
3 years ago
im a go to Maine and kick zeke's ass now
3 years ago
bout time,jeebus....
3 years ago
wanna come with?

its The Great MS KickZekesAssForHisOwnGood vacation package!
3 years ago
will there be poutine?
3 years ago
if squatface shows up, sure
3 years ago
one condition, Toolman has to be there also, if so, I'm in.
3 years ago
it'll be like that scene from Airplane....!
3 years ago
I have no idea aboot airplane, but zeke will shit his pants if you,me,toolman & squatface show up at his place.
3 years ago
Tool and Squate would be an excellent wrassing tag-team
3 years ago
also, jerkstore would have to drive us, that is a deal breaker.
3 years ago
Jerkstore doesn't drive
3 years ago
that is a road trip ruined, thanks MF. Get your damn brother some driving lessons. jesus.
3 years ago
oh,wait, he doesn't drive, or he can't drive?
3 years ago
He's a conscientious objector. And he doesn't own a car.
3 years ago
I am looking for a wheelman, not Mary Poppins. You are being the opposite of help.
3 years ago
I'd ask jerkstore's brother then
3 years ago
er, I thought you were his brother? if not, apologies. sorry mate, didn't mean to piss you off.
3 years ago
what a faggott
3 years ago
brownie be kinda dumb
3 years ago
oh my, did i miss poss? i wanted to discuss music wit him :(
3 years ago
What kinda Music Bird?
3 years ago
yeah seagull, what kind of music would you care to discuss? even with dumb people you don't even know?
3 years ago
i wanted to brag about getting some totes overpriced van morrison tickets and ask his opinion on him...
3 years ago
Van Morrison is amazing. Not sure about live and not sure about now that he is pretty damn old. it would still be a good show to go to and be able to say you saw him.
3 years ago
One of his best (my opinion) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QzDWIOUnM0
3 years ago
I saw some live footage of him a few years ago, gets winded pretty easily now..
3 years ago
also, comfortably numb, could have been written for van's voice, almost better than the original, almost. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n58jJh9BN_Y
3 years ago
One person that I am glad to say that I saw live was Stevie Ray Vaughn, saw him at a 7 hour outdoor blues concert at the Polish American beach club down in Gardner MA shortly before his plane went down.
3 years ago
fucking astral weeks has been on constant repeat for about a week at my place now, but my fave is "madame george"...

yeah, i have no doubt that he's an old man by now, but just to be able to say you saw him is kinda worth it i guess
3 years ago
Brownwings,that is a legit version. It;s the one in The Departed I believe.
3 years ago
yeah, it is, could have been written for van, really suits his voice.
3 years ago
also aka, I saw stevie ray in Australia many years ago, outstanding.
3 years ago
Oh no shit, the version in the departed is Van Morrison, I learned something new today.
3 years ago
Yes Brownwings, he put on a helluva show, I remember he opened with "Scuttlebutt'n" one of my favorites.
3 years ago
i'm just glad i got to see metallica pre-load and pre-robert "zoidberg" troujillo , sad i'm too young for the cliff burton days though
3 years ago
apart from that i never had a "last chance to see" experience
3 years ago
Holy shit, too young for the Cliff Burton days? have you hit puberty yet Bird?
3 years ago
i was 3 when he died
3 years ago
also metallica? is the best live band you have seen?
3 years ago
no, it was amazing, but not the best. i'm just glad that i got to see them before they totally turned to shit is what i'm saying....
3 years ago
Never saw Metallica live, I was more into Suicidal Tendencies at that point.
3 years ago
ok, thought you were a techno raver? I have seen the video.
3 years ago
best live gigs were, in no particular order, massive attack, air, foo fighters, depeche mode, the delta saints and some german shit none of you ever heard
3 years ago
trio?
3 years ago
they rocked
3 years ago
No Accept bird?
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0
3 years ago
no trio... i wanted to see Kraftwerk on their last tour... most ridic tick prices i ever saw, and sold out in minutes.

no, i was referring to some german hip hop stuff, absolute beginner and die fantastischen vier (the fantastic four)
3 years ago
saw kraftwerk many years ago, don't remember a fucking thing about that night.
3 years ago
No Scorpions? no Micheal Schenker group..?..
3 years ago
wow, accept sounds like all the other bad ac/dc powerchord crap
3 years ago
Aka, you cunt, i'm 31, get a clue
3 years ago
also, scorpions have always been a bad joke
3 years ago
Best live punk show i saw was NOFX. not even a top 10 band for me but they sounded just like if not better then the record. This was them at their best though.Right after white trash two heebs and a bean came out.
3 years ago
I am an old fart, probly have seen more live bands,except dik & possum. saw some of the greats though.
3 years ago
i imagine kraftwerk live is boring as hell really, just another one of those bragalicious live gigs...

speaking of which, herbie hancock is playing the jazz open 2 days after morrison... should i?
3 years ago
how old are you, brownie?
3 years ago
Accept sucked and I never really liked the Scorpions, just appreciated the guitar work. Your 31? christ you look older than I am
3 years ago
best punk rock band I ever saw, The Ramones, then, the damned, stiff little fingers, dead kennedys.
3 years ago
no, i dont aka
3 years ago
slf is a great band but I was too young to have gone and enjoyed a show. Big DK Fan, some great music
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Jxv9anc.jpg

point in case
3 years ago
wrong side of 40, right side of 50 seagull
3 years ago
fair enough
3 years ago
I guess you did miss out on some of the cooler shit Bird, Like Iron Maiden, I finally got to see them during their Aces High tour I think In 85 (not really sure) now that was a band that put on one hell of a live performance.
3 years ago
@tinski, saw all those guys, uk subs, exploited, anti nowhere leage,slits,public image. never saw the pistols though.
3 years ago
Just poking fun at you Bird, but you look like hell in the tub..
3 years ago
now this is the point where i mentioned that my uncle managed a european tour for the subs and BAM! mucho comes full circle... so i wont.

60 bucks for herbie hancock, yay or nay?
3 years ago
the things that tub pic did for me....
3 years ago
unrelated: i just found out that watering down hot sauce with water does not do shit... and now i gotta die
3 years ago
I have a bunch of 45 lps of pop bands from the 80's if anybody is interested.. or even knows what I am talking about..
3 years ago
Mix it with liquid antacid Bird.
3 years ago
aka, I saw maiden when the singer was Paul Di'Anno, before bruce Dickinson. Bruce was a waay better singer & made iron maiden.
3 years ago
oh my fucking god... im tearing up so hard right now... poopy time tomorrow is gonna kill me
3 years ago
someone just kill me now please
3 years ago
Holy Fuck Brownwings! early years, must have seen them in a club or smaller venue, I used to have an ep of Murders in the Rue Morgue and I think 22 acacia ave was on the flipside. I remember Paul Di'Anno had a one hit wonder called I don't wanna know when he breifly had the band Paul Di'Annos battlefield..
3 years ago
I'M STILL CRYING!!
3 years ago
ANTACID BIRD!
3 years ago
its like i ate a can of mace
3 years ago
you would think filling up a half-empty bottle of hot sauce with water would make it half as hot and usable in a reasonable way.......

it just got thinner and stayed just as hot, which i should have known before pouring it copiously all over my food......

* Steven_Seagull eats ALL the antacids now *
3 years ago
ok, so now it's five old farts on mucho, me,aka,dik,possum & toolman.
3 years ago
also kjirk
3 years ago
and i suspect claude to be in the same bracket... mays might be as well...
3 years ago
THEYRE NOT HELPING AKA........
3 years ago
Correction Brownwings, 5 Wise old farts with an unimaginable amount of useless knowledge..
3 years ago
Take a glass of warm water and stir in a tablespoon of baking soda and drink it down, it Will taste like shit but should neutralize most of the acid in you stomach,.. and you will be burping too..
3 years ago
use your delusion aka rose
3 years ago
meh, dont have baking soda, ill just beer on like a pro
3 years ago
Beer works too..
3 years ago
i need to father some kids right the fuck now so the mum can tell em i loved em when im dead..... in 5 hours.....

this is worse than the fucking blairs potato chips..
3 years ago
MY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
3 years ago
Never refer to me like that again Bird, that band sucked then, sucks now, and will suck forever..
3 years ago
what's wrong with you?
3 years ago
@gull not aka
3 years ago
He's got a tummy ache..
3 years ago
I poured a shitload of not-really watered-down pain is good on my bulgur salad, browns, and now i'm dying.... and not in some faggy zeke "im dying bb" way, this is really bad...
3 years ago
IM DYING BB
3 years ago
wtf is a bulgur salad?
3 years ago
Burghul[1] (also bulghur, burghul or bulgar) is a cereal food made from the groats of several different wheat species, most often from durum wheat. It is most common in European, Middle Eastern, and Indian cuisine.
3 years ago
You could try drinking your own urine, It might help.
3 years ago
its kinda like couscous, only better
3 years ago
nice try akxl
3 years ago
I hope your asshole falls out from this Bird..
3 years ago
* Akameldon feeds Akaseltzer to the Seagulls and watches them fall out of the sky.. *
3 years ago
hows it possible that i already feel the need to poop????

that shit seems to be burning right through me like lava....

please lord, i dont wanna die....
3 years ago
i cant die now, i never even seen disney world...
3 years ago
You can't die until you have seen DollyWorld..
3 years ago
yeah, and the fucking house on the rock...... please lord, have mercy....

imma go lie down now.
3 years ago
You seem like a pussy with the hot food,seagull. Maybe no hot sauce on your next over seas order.
3 years ago
Feel better Bird..
3 years ago
Hey Tinski just think about what he's going to go through next.. the "Anal Flamethrower"..
3 years ago
im pretty fucking boss when it comes to hot food. again, i watered down some 250.000 scoville stuff thinking i could use it like tabasco then... never have i been more wrong. the water just made it more runny, but not any less hot, but i poured that shit like it was ketchup....
3 years ago
* Akameldon envisions Bird's ass like a Roman Candle.. waiting to be lit.. *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles cues up Johnny Cash's Ring of fire for gully *
3 years ago
shut it tinkles, you ponce.
3 years ago
Dude, that shit is gonna be straight up butt lava
3 years ago
Hang on for a couple of minutes, borings...

ima need a cup of coffee before I'll even begin to entertain the notion of dealing with your lame, boring, cunt-face.
3 years ago
Your mother's face-pussy, well... that's another story.
3 years ago
I am pleasantly surprised to learn you are capable of modest humour.
3 years ago
dont see it
3 years ago
I'd be completely surprised if you weren't a complete douche irl...
3 years ago
Coffee? a cup of Coffee after 4pm? Gonna watch the wheel and turn in by 8 sprinkles you old fuck?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles whooshes *


3 years ago
I am an old fuck tho...
3 years ago
i miss the wheel. family feud. jeopardy. weakest link. price is right.
all the fun game shows have been cancelled over here yrs ago...
now we're stuck with just WWTBAM hosted by one of the biggest douches in german tv history...
3 years ago
Download that shit, bird...

3 years ago
not the same when its not in your own language, tried it...
3 years ago
I cant lie, Jeopardy is by far the best game show..
3 years ago
I'm hooked on @midnight atm...
3 years ago
Ass to mouth is personal Sprinkles, I don't wanna hear where your mouth has been.
3 years ago
i lo-o-o-oved german jeopardy
3 years ago
German, as in, a German host and filmed in German, not dubbed over in German?

That's fucked up and just wrong.
3 years ago
AKA, you fucking prude
3 years ago
There's a new show coming up that I think will make it big...

It's called "Will it fit up brownwing's ass?"

So far, the answer has been always been yes.
3 years ago
Calling me a "Prude" Wow, first time for everything..
3 years ago
yessir, german host, contestants, questions etc... we dont dub game shows.

we dub 'reality' shows like simple life, rock of love et al
3 years ago
I'm gonna have to download one to check it out...
3 years ago
he meant to say 'prune', aka
3 years ago
heh, i made a funny
3 years ago
Fuck you Bird..
3 years ago
And your "Reality shows"..
3 years ago
"German Reality Shows" the perfect combination of efficiency and moronic blandness..
3 years ago
well, your sad reality shows every time you look in a mirror
3 years ago
WORDPLAY-SNAPPLES!
3 years ago
now Japan, well, they know how to make a tv show interesting..
3 years ago
And I wave goodbye to you everytime I flush the toilet my friend..
* Akameldon flushes and says.. , Stupid Bird. *
3 years ago
stupid aka, confusing the birdz and the beez....




if you get that joke, you're true OG mucho
3 years ago
Did you really think I didn't get it?
3 years ago
did you? all of the beez were long before your time...
3 years ago
you such a beez, bird...
3 years ago
This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Trebek 4 life!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44D83pn5VN4

3 years ago
its called a 'mikebeez'.

and i just dropped a huge one.

newbs.







and holy shit, you managed to find an old eltsner vid? nice! before thst it was called riskant (risky) and was hosted by a cat named hans-jürgen bäumler (most german name ever).
3 years ago
van morrison is a faggot
3 years ago
i pressed play on that accept video and akamelon came out of the shadows
3 years ago
wtf poss???
3 years ago
but a cool faggot, like freddie mercury!
3 years ago
I think I got something in my eye...
3 years ago
Stupid allergies are acting up again...
3 years ago
It's just me, sorry.
3 years ago
Your aim is off again, toolman...
3 years ago
You left sprinkles hanging with a open mouth again..
3 years ago
she rolled around in the stool coming up from the floor?
3 years ago
It's English bird, you'll never quite understand all of it.
3 years ago
pretty sure i understand it better than about 95% of muchoers
3 years ago
explain what you think she meant and I'll tell you if you're correct.
3 years ago
or, how about you explain what you think i meant and i'll tell you if you got my joke
3 years ago
shit coming up from the crapper.
3 years ago
close enough.

and yes, i know that was not what she meant
3 years ago
that's what you get for building your houses outta plywood, dry wall and balled-up newspapers, you stupid american idiots.

hurricane, tornado whatevs rolling through a german city would wreck some windows and that would be it...
3 years ago
What about Russians and Brits rolling thru?
3 years ago
Also Fagmany doesn't have either of those meteorological events, so how exactly do you know?
3 years ago
The reichstag stills stands so I guess yeah
3 years ago
we get some weak-ass tornado look-a-likes every couple yrs...

i just know that after WWII there were pics of mountains of rubble and girders, whenever i see post-tornado footage from the US, all i see is toothpicks and newspapers
3 years ago
200+ MPH will tear up a lot of shit.
3 years ago
Lancaster Bombers, better than hurricane & tornado's. Don't mention the war.
3 years ago
Tough little dog
3 years ago
she looks like my mommy
3 years ago
all 4-legged mammals kinda look the same, huh?
3 years ago
That's not right, but I laughed anyway.
3 years ago
Your Mom was a schnauzer?
3 years ago
That's a good human being right there. Her entire world was in ruins and she only began to cry from joy when she found that her little dog was alright. Fuck You whunu
3 years ago
Cut the shit Toolman, It was faked..
3 years ago
is what i thought as well, aka
3 years ago
got to make ratings somehow.
3 years ago
Faked for Jesus.. Again..
3 years ago
Twss
3 years ago
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