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Don't worry about Mucho's demise, Poss

It's not the end of the world.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 12th 2014

491 comments
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RE M had but one decent song..and barely just
3 years ago
and this isnt it
3 years ago
You like this one, don't you...
http://muchosucko.com/117810/Shiny-Tardy-People
3 years ago
thats the one!
3 years ago
i loved "saturn return"
3 years ago
fuck you billy they were good up until the Monster-era
3 years ago
dems fightin words possum
3 years ago
their best song was "cant get there from here".
I'd give "radio free europe" some play also.
3 years ago
True story:

On December 12th, 2012, a local radio station played this song for literally the whole day. People were legitimately pissed off.
3 years ago
do you mean X92.9?
3 years ago
calgarys alternative!
3 years ago
do you know Yak's mom ToiletDuck?
3 years ago
oops sorry for no comma...disclaimer: to the best of my knowledge, toiletduck is NOT, in fact, yak's mom
3 years ago
I do not, but I'm sure mama yak is a fine lady.
3 years ago
Good song

Better version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5oGnvfUEU
3 years ago
hi sprinks...
3 years ago
Hey Zeke...
3 years ago
shut up
3 years ago
i'm kidding.....
3 years ago
no but really
3 years ago
shut up
3 years ago
ima backhand the sass right out your mouth, boy
3 years ago
try it
3 years ago
Don't temp me, boy
3 years ago
I like you sprinkles. How bout you not be like the rest of these faggots?
3 years ago
it's easy to identify the people that are trying too hard to be liked
leave them alone, please.
3 years ago
It's a sickness with me... I have an uncontrollable urge to fuck with those types.
3 years ago
I see you sprinkles as a steady guy.
3 years ago
don't be an asshole.
3 years ago
the thing is i'm so wobbling...
3 years ago
What's the count so far?
3 years ago
it's like 80/20
3 years ago
i hate most everyone here and they're all stupid assholes to consider me a friend.
3 years ago
This entire site is 98.7% stupid asshole (me included)
3 years ago
you're both utterly stoopid doo-doo heads and i hate your guts...
3 years ago
kidding
3 years ago
or am i?
3 years ago
seagull, shut up
3 years ago
the majority of people here are fucking ridiculous
3 years ago
make me, you drunk shit
3 years ago
oh, the ironing
3 years ago
dude.......shut up
3 years ago
dont be a mean meanie-head....
3 years ago
also, no
3 years ago
the sad fact is i care about some people here
though i try not to, i still care about some
and i think most are fucking dorks.
3 years ago
you care about muchoers? whom? and why? so retarded that is...
3 years ago
Here's my story.

heather: I thought she was amazing. I was like heather you're the best possible person on the planet. And she giggled and was like alright......then yak stepped in and tried to fuck with me and he was like heather is in love with you and i noped right the fuck out of there.

snap: me and snap were friends, and i asked her to call me (whilst i was drunk.) She did and it was all well and good. Of course then I had her number in my phone. I got drunk (again) and tried to call her. No answer so I stared at the number and tried again. No answer so I stopped. She came into chat and was like "zeke did you just call me twice" and I was like, yeah.....i wasn't sure about the first time. She got pissed cuz she was putting her kids to bed and her husband got pissed cuz she gave out her number online.........hence the "hahaha click"

loslobos: i really cared about this girl but she caught me at a bad time in my life. I was always more into her than she was me and I was seriously depressed when I met her. Her lack of caring seriously compounded it. I can't blame her. I don't.

So those are my versions of the stories, the way shit went down with me and the females here. Obviously, I'm spited. I just want to offer up my quick synopsis of the stories, because really I don't care much more about others version of events.

hahaha
*click
3 years ago
sup zeke
3 years ago
what about me?
3 years ago
tr called me. I really wanted to hang up on him.
3 years ago
semi sup
3 years ago
what about squateface, even?

he cared enough to sup you...
3 years ago
is that all it was, zekebro?

what about sciencism?

what about mensa?

what about the off which may not be named??
3 years ago
it's like you're drunk all the time and don't even bother rereading your own comments or something....
3 years ago
I'm trying to be a shoulder to cry on
3 years ago
Like always I'm just here to help
3 years ago
I'm just giving my versions of events. Granted I don't like any of them but once did. I've been an asshole to them. I feel bad about it. I don't really give a fuck when I'm an asshole to you people, becaus I never liked you. These people I did so I feel shitty. I just want to come clean. If they have different views they're welcome to air them.
3 years ago
If it means anything, I think you aight zeke
3 years ago
don't act black homo
3 years ago
Act? Homo?
3 years ago
Thats how we speak in the great white north you racist
3 years ago
i'm kidding. squatface your silence speaks volumes to me. much respect.
3 years ago
* squatface brofists zeke *
3 years ago
you're one of the few i respect, squat.
and of course, concerning my diatribe they're welcome to retort.
this is the way i see it.
3 years ago
Maybe others have asked and you've answered, but where have you been?
3 years ago
I worry sometimes that my border isn't enough protection
3 years ago
i'm sorting my shit out. I know I need to.
3 years ago
Good for you if that's the case
3 years ago
I was way too invested in this site. I cared about people too much. I need to sort my head out.
3 years ago
I'ma watch tv.
3 years ago
2 sessions into it I started regretting my Mucho back piece but I grew a pair and dealt with it.
3 years ago
you got a mucho back piece?
i wouldn't get one but to be honest it's the best and the worst of people, so at least it means something.
3 years ago
all my tats are religious and i won't get anything not.
3 years ago
i had a whole lot more typed out but it got fucked

you can draw a parallel though between what people believe
3 years ago
you should get a sciencism tat
3 years ago
not gonna happen tr
3 years ago
I'm drawing a parallel through my fucking brain I'm so wasted on the chick beer I was forced to drink tonight.
3 years ago
you could get a dobbshead wearing a colander as a hat with the word "sciencism" under it, like "washington" on the dollar bll.
3 years ago
so far i have the kabbalah and hindu sanskrit, i plan on a heaven/hell personal tat and a cross on my back. Sciencism not so much.
3 years ago
the "kabbalah" huh?
3 years ago
I'm going to have a watery hangover with a menstrual cycle
3 years ago
now, do you even know what the sanskrit means?

you should know that i'm familiar with sanskrit....
3 years ago
yes tr...
3 years ago
it's literally translated to "god is within you"
3 years ago
so, you're meaning that you actually have the word "kaballah" tattooed on you in hebrew?
3 years ago
and yes i plan to get tatted up
3 years ago
nope, i have the kabbalah tatted on me
hindu sanskrit above it.
3 years ago
קַבָּלָה‎

is that your tat?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
Tattoos are so overdone.I'm into atari games now
3 years ago
you should put קַבָּלָה‎ right above your ass

3 years ago
tr you should just stop talking to me.
it's going nowhere for you.
3 years ago
even better, to show your ecumenicalism, you could make it:

קַבָּלָה‎حلوى قصب
3 years ago
There should be a squad signal like a red background or something to let other users know theres a squad member online and they're better off cooking an egg or something.
3 years ago
oh jesus.....that would be horrible
all the klingons bouncing on a thread.....
fucking christ that would be horrible
3 years ago
or knitting
3 years ago
i'm gonna finish my basement
and i've gone over some rules
they should be rules for life

1 no one cares who you want to fuck
2 no one cares if you want to talk shit about others
3 if you steal my shit you get jumped
3 years ago
i think those should be the commandments
3 years ago
and tits
3 years ago
as much as i'd like tits or gtfo i can't do it in good conscience.
3 years ago
I can.
3 years ago
really the faggots here demanding tits are fucking ridiculous
3 years ago
as much as I'd like to see every girl's tits why objectify them?
all we're doing is driving classy girls off and we're stuck with these floozies that'll flash anyone at a moment's notice.
3 years ago
I'm one of them I guess. new tits are like sugar on your cheerios
3 years ago
and personalities are for faggots
3 years ago
every guy wants to see all tits. I get that. But come on now, who are we really encouraging here?
3 years ago
Tits
3 years ago
Plain and simple
3 years ago
it's a simple rule with repurcussions.
idk how to spell that.
3 years ago
I owe my life to a pair of life supporting mammary glands
3 years ago
A pair on here?
3 years ago
My goal has always been to give back
3 years ago
i try not to think about my mothers tits.
3 years ago
My mothers tits saw many a sweater vest.
3 years ago
Sweater vests are koosh. Your mom has style.
3 years ago
Had. I cremated her with a brass knuckles broach I had made for her
3 years ago
sounds like a good woman.
3 years ago
I wanted to cremate my mom with her cat, but she said it was illegal. So I cremated them separately
3 years ago
so mix the ashes...
3 years ago
I was thinking that I have the urns right by each other...
3 years ago
though honestly if i was mixed with a cat i'd be rip-shit
3 years ago
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, she probably loved that cat more than me. We didn't exactly get along.
"Mommy issues"
3 years ago
sounds like a great cat...was it a particular breed?
3 years ago
I'd donate my ashes to science if they could then bring me back as a half squat half flying squirrel hybrid creature
3 years ago
dude, not to get all sappy here, but think about that rationally.
was she a rational person?
3 years ago
your mother loved you sinaitis
more than a cat.
3 years ago
some breeds of cat are pretty great
3 years ago
if i still rescued cats, i'd have one named sinaitis
3 years ago
and some breeds of human are completely untolerable
3 years ago
How would you pronounce that cat's name though trbro?
Also it was an American Shorthair and my mother was a little bit on the irrational side.
3 years ago
breeds of human, huh?
3 years ago
well, sinbro, i wouldn't have pronounced it at all...i would have just written it on one of the cards for one of the stray cats.
3 years ago
what i've felt and what i've known never shined through what I've shown.
3 years ago
i've always imagined it was sine-uh-itis

like a sine in trigonometry and itis like when you're sleepy after eating ribs (while black)
3 years ago
it could be "sin" like in the bible, though...
3 years ago
shut up tr
3 years ago
There is a mountain named Sinai, my name just has a tis on it.
3 years ago
its sin-nay-tis
3 years ago
for example, the word "final" has the same "ina" combo and the i is long like in "sine"
3 years ago
dude....your mother loved you. she just didn't know how to relate.
3 years ago
sin-nay-tis does sound pretty good, though...
3 years ago
tr, go away
3 years ago
Sounds like an infection of the face
3 years ago
exactly, even if its wrong, its still right
3 years ago
did you know there's a thing called the codex sinaiticus?
3 years ago
Zeke I'm not saying she didn't love me, I'm just saying she loved that cat more than me.
3 years ago
no, she related to the cat more than you.
3 years ago
cats can be pretty awesome
3 years ago
i fucking hate cats.
3 years ago
I once had a sweet cat
3 years ago
It's 4 am I'm getting off. Have fun.
3 years ago
Garfield was even funny before he sold out.
3 years ago
i know what it's like to feel completey unloved. i saw my mother on mother's day and she ran past me to hug my niece. she's the daughter she never had. i get what it's like when your own mother loves someone more than you.
3 years ago
she's just a ditz.
3 years ago
bill the cat was one of the best, if not the best, cartoon cats ever.
3 years ago
i rationalize it......i know the truth
3 years ago
shut up tr
3 years ago
fritz the cat was also pretty good.
3 years ago
My father used to dislocate my fingers so that he could use the hospital as a babysitter while he gambled the rent away across the street at the horse track
3 years ago
at least you could read garfield at the hospital....
3 years ago
i'd kick the living shit out of that guy squat.
3 years ago
how touching
3 years ago
Parasite is my favorite cartoon cat.
3 years ago
Ive never felt the need zeke. I could track him down but there's no sense in getting a pair of shoes dirty
3 years ago
segway
3 years ago
shut up dush.

repeatedly i put stalk into these women that never give a shit about me. I get that. And then I turn on them and get all butthurt because they never cared about me. They never did to begin with. It's a fucked situation. Bottom line is I hate cats.
3 years ago
you could knock him down then run him over multiple times....
3 years ago
I had a sweet cat once
3 years ago
Cats are faggots.
3 years ago
also, squat, i'll trek.
3 years ago
I plagiarized a poem about her once
3 years ago
i know you're trying to be funny toiletduck....but you're not
3 years ago
I once had a sweet cat named Furball...
She died!
She died!
Mom said she was sleeping...
She lied!
She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
3 years ago
when you have people spilling feelings and being honest.....it may not be the best time to joke about cat poems.
3 years ago
I know you're trying to be serious xzekiel The Iron Liver....but you're just being a bitch
3 years ago
poetry is serious business, junior
better you learn that not later, but sooner
3 years ago
neither of my parents gave a shit. they threw money at me. probably why i'm devoid. I know I shouldn't complain....
3 years ago
you might want to consider taking your problems elsewhere
3 years ago
nah i'm good here. you can deal with it.
3 years ago
but honestly you should stop fucking up threads with your nonsense.
3 years ago
I have no problem with it, you do.

xzekiel The Iron Liver
when you have people spilling feelings and being honest.....it may not be the best time to joke about cat poems.

3 years ago
this isn't the time nor the place for you to moan about your mommy issues, or to try and tell people their mother loved them.
3 years ago
There was an obvious thread here. Granted I'm drunk again and have the feels, but it's quite obvious you were trying to joke when people were being serious. I've stopped caring.....do what you want guy.
3 years ago
there are however other places elsewhere, where that sort of stuff is suited better
3 years ago
you were the only one taking/making anything serious
3 years ago
the feels, huh?
3 years ago
You sound like this girl I know, she would try to involve herself with her parents and they'd just hand her a credit card "Here, go shopping, I'm busy." She's fucked in the head, and now it all makes sense zeek.
3 years ago
I think that's one hell of a thing for you to say. I'm speaking here to people that I respect. You? I don't give a flying fuck about you.
3 years ago
She claims to see dead people. Much like zeek is a clairvoyant. I'm assuming it's all for attention.
3 years ago
I am.....but only whilst drunk.
3 years ago
my keyboard is sticky......and not in a good way
3 years ago
I like this ToiletDuck guy
3 years ago
but you're usually drunk so....
3 years ago
i only come here whilst drunk. and so i'm being honest.
3 years ago
LL, we were meant to be.
3 years ago
heads up dude, she's an entire cunt.
3 years ago
Zeke, with your drunken clairvoyance, would you agree??
3 years ago
I Fucking Love Cunt
3 years ago
Zeke, I'm asking as a guy thats never really sassed you.
Will I ever get over my fear of citrus?
3 years ago
i think she's an unbelievable person. she doesn't even understand how awesome she is. she's a cunt though.
3 years ago
Zeke, if you say you only come here whilst drunk you must have come to terms with that your affections for people are based on a drunken state, which means it's all pretty much unstable to begin with. The level you pour your heart out here just signifies the amount of immaturity your emotional life has, and the way you deal with those relationships are done in a very naive fashion. So when you say you don't care while spilling your guys out to everyone here for attention - the two don't make sense.
3 years ago
*guts
3 years ago
squat.....i was drunk and joking.....guess i thought it was funny at the time. idk why i say the shit i do........
3 years ago
uh-oh, shits getting serious again.

the feels
3 years ago
you know where they could really use your clairvoidance, zekebro?

over at wizardchan....
3 years ago
At the same time, calling me a cunt when you also said you are very aware that you behaved like an asshole, kinda sums this shit up pretty good
/end rant
3 years ago
I speak for all of Canada when I say we love you LL
3 years ago
i speak whilst drunk loslobos, that's all i do.
i don't feign anything other than that.
and i was serious about everything i thought about you.
i am no however afraid to speak my mind.
3 years ago
Dude I have plenty of things I could say to you that would change your perspective on your life and in general, cause I've been through shit and learned from it. However it would be like tossing cash down a drain, why invest in someone that doesn't wanna be saved or even want to hear what other say. You never take the time to fully grasp the good intentions that people may have, only see the part when they don't agree with you that makes them cunts
3 years ago
You're whole opinion of your surroundings and yourself is based on your drunken mind...
3 years ago
Aka. It's not fucking real
3 years ago
cash down a drain?

wouldn't that just cause it to back up and need to be plunged?
3 years ago
maybe it makes more sense in swedish....
3 years ago
They should bring back prohibition.
3 years ago
i have a lot to say about you as well, but i won't. I think you're an awesome person and i could nit-pick you, but i won't. There's a lot about your personality you could improve upon, but it's not for me to say.
3 years ago
How many muchoers are former junkies, druggies, alcoholics and so on.. How much would you take the time off to actually pay some attention on how they did to overcome it and perhaps even take after their will to overcome their addictions. For once. You have a massive knowledge bank here of people that been through various hard times, yet you chose to blindfold yourself and just complain about the shit that's going on with you. So selfish
3 years ago
with your IQ you've never heard the expression "throwing money down the drain"?
3 years ago
They don't teach that in mensa
3 years ago
If you really want a fight, I could do that. That's not what I want though. Trust me, I have plenty of ammo.
3 years ago
sure, i've heard "throwing money down the drain"

that's not quite the same as "tossing cash down the drain"
3 years ago
THATS A THREAT
3 years ago
LL I think you're an amazing person, but I could pick you apart. Leave it alone.
3 years ago
it could have been worded better I suppose
3 years ago
I fight with unlimited timbits
3 years ago
i'm actually imagining her using a broomstick to shove euros down her bathtub drain...

maybe there is a cow on the ice...
3 years ago
oh man, I can barely handle 40 timbits
3 years ago
I'm not saying I'm perfect, far from it. I work with myself on a daily basis, yet I don't come here to be a fucking Buddha and take on other peoples issues. It's my choice as a Internet user to ingore other peoples feelings or not. See here's where it's proven you don't know shit about me. Anyone that talked to me outside of mucho and gotten to know me haven't regretted a single minute. You dictated your friendship betwen us on your terms, pretty much "shut up or put up". If you're gonna piss and moan about how other people behave you better be fucking ready to set the example of the better person. Or just stfu
3 years ago
you have to admit, zekebro...she's caught you with your beard in the letterbox...
3 years ago
This isn't a right, dumbass, these are all good advices and a clear observation on how you behave. You should be more open to accepting when people actually means you good
3 years ago
*fight
3 years ago
to put it another way, zeke...there's a dog buried here.
3 years ago
seriously, its so hard trying to talk sense with a drunk.
3 years ago
I didn't regret knowing you. Yet now you have turned into what you claimed I am. I wouldn't ever hold shit against you. I don't judge you and never have. If you want to hold shit at my throat so be it.
3 years ago
if theres one thing I know, its that talking sense to a drunk does not work
3 years ago
Hi mucho. I'm an addict. I've been smoking pot and using various drugs for the major time during my twenties. I also drank to much, destroyed prosperity, feelings and other peoples faces. But the part I regret the most was being destructive to myself. How about you?
3 years ago
and they always repeat themselves!!@!1!!
3 years ago
I'm not holding whit, Zeke. You are denying you have a problem.
3 years ago
*shit
wtf I can't spell anymore
3 years ago
that's her......not me
3 years ago
oh shit, she's not walking like a cat around hot porridge today...
3 years ago
you're on the war path here......what do you want from me?
3 years ago
You're so far gone in your addiction you can't even see yourself clearly anymore, man.. Are you hearing this?
3 years ago
I'm not fighting, I'm trying to wake you up
3 years ago
i see shit perfectly clearly. I think you're the one who's deluded.
3 years ago
to be fair, you can't make a chicken from a feather.
3 years ago
tr, stop, the horse is dead
3 years ago
She's trying to help you, not point and laugh at you, zeek. She's speaking the truth and you can't handle the truth because it's what you fear the most.
3 years ago
Me putting in the effort of adding some wisdom in this thread isn't an act of aggression. It's actually me being a nice enough person to share this. Cause I know. And I got past it, sobered up and learned from it. Don't take good intentions as acts of war
3 years ago
* DushanMandik speaks as a recovering alcoholic *
3 years ago
they're much better in swedish, toiletduck
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
I know I have problems. I've admitted that. I know I fucked up and I wasn't in the right place when we talked. I'm not apologetic for a god damn thing. I'm not trying to defame you. I don't have a bad word to say against you, but you seem to. I'm just saying if you want to start this you're getting yourself in a world of shit.
3 years ago
Finns det hjärterum så finns det stjärterum

that one had me laughing quite audibly.
3 years ago
See Zeke, when you say stuff like "I know what I did to these people (Heather, ohsnap etc) you can't possibly be saying all of that and not expect a reply from anyone and especially a person who's name was mentioned.
3 years ago
who can talk louder?
3 years ago
How is pointing out you have aroblem and you need to get help for it asap anything of a bad word...
3 years ago
that might be true tr, but maybe lets bury the hatchet
3 years ago
Are we supposed to accept you killing yourself and is that more of an act of caring to you?...that's just fucked up
3 years ago
ll......i'm not and never was trying to say anything against you.
3 years ago
Because like any addict he wants to feel like he's in control of it, while he knows good and well he's not and he can't accept that. When you accept that, that's when you start to recover.
3 years ago
Zeke, stop it. Pay attention. I'm trying to give you some fucking advice here as an act of good will.
3 years ago
begrava stridsyxan it is, then
3 years ago
I know I've fucked up. That's it.
I know why i do shit. I'm not trying to take people down with me.

And dush, you can shut right the fuck up. Don't make me tell everyone how you whined on the phone like a little bitch.
3 years ago
Any addict refusing to see that they have a problem and doesn't want any help are and should be ignored in the end. There's no point in helping anyone that doesn't wanna be helped. Yet here's me giving you some pointers, Zeke. Are you listening?
3 years ago
alright, ll, shut the fuck up. this is your last chance.
3 years ago
Like I said Zeke, I know I have rough edges that needs to be smoothed out. But atleast I'm not using anymore.. That's 50% win for me and anyone around me
3 years ago
Alright man. I'm gone
3 years ago
adios, muchacha
3 years ago
me too, this thread sucks now
3 years ago
Go ahead and tell them, tell them how much of a crybaby faggot ass drunk I used to be. Fine with me. I hate that guy, the guy I used to be. But, you know what? I let that faggot go. I'm a new me.

* DushanMandik struts his shit. *


I don't give a flying shit what you think you have on me. As usual people try to be supportive of you and you lash out at them. Not a big surprise.
3 years ago
i've been staying away from this place cuz i know i need to work on my problems and the last thing i wanted to do was get drunk and talk shit about her. I was having a decent convo here and she went all hell bent. I will remain the better person and keep my mouth shut. Honestly, I did love her.
3 years ago
also, fuck you dush.
3 years ago
* ToiletDuck barfs while flying away *
3 years ago
mucho is my therapy, much like everyone else. sometimes you need a voice of reason. sometimes you need to see how much you love someone that will tear you apart. sometimes you just gotta let it go and move on. i'm so beyond all this stupid bullshit.
3 years ago
i'm growing up. i suggest you do the same.
3 years ago
also, lobos......don't speak to me ever again. You have forfeited that right.
3 years ago
next time i'll just drop all my knowledge about you.
no hard feelings.
3 years ago
to be quite honest loslobos, i fucking hate you. I'm trying to hold true to my word about not throwing you under the bus. Don't push it.
3 years ago
No problem. Keep doing what you do, you're on full ignore from now on
3 years ago
ugh, you shouldnt have replied, you ruined it!
3 years ago
Good morning LL.
3 years ago
Haha, oh well
Sup Aka
3 years ago
Not much LL just stoped in before I'm off to work.
3 years ago
Working Sundays, ey? Bummer
3 years ago
I always do, and yes it sucks working the weekends..
3 years ago
nothing like the after church crowd, hungry for pancakes....
3 years ago
And that's just what happens tr..
3 years ago
Gotta make that money somehow
Inb4 twss
Used to work a lot of weekends in the past, no fun but the pay makes it worth it
3 years ago
Speaking of shit to do, I better get cracking on my Sunday chores
* loslobos fucksoff *
3 years ago
Gotta go, have a good day all..
3 years ago
LL, will you be my internet girlfriend?

If yes, email loslobosfrommuchosuckiloveyou@gmail.com

If no, well fuck you then
3 years ago
to be honest i needed her. I needed somebody and she was there. I manipulated her. I used her. I fell in love with her. She never liked me the way I wanted her. It was convenient for me and I accepted all her short comings cuz I needed her there. I still love this girl, I never will stop loving her; though I'm pissed right off. I could throw her under the bus. I could completely fuck her world up. The fact is I love her and am thankful I got to know her, no matter how much of a bitch she wants to be. I am not perfect, I fucked shit up, it's all on me. I don't deny that. I honestly miss her. But fuck it, right? Move on.
3 years ago
"but fuck it"
3 years ago
also akameldon this is disgusting. Have some fucking pride man and stop being such a sniveling worm.
3 years ago
toilet duck, you have made a new enemy. congrats.
3 years ago
you're more like an enema
3 years ago
i don't care how you people see me. I used to.....and that's completely fucked up......to care what a bunch of fat assholes think of me.
3 years ago
so in short, you can all take your head out of your assholes. you're nothing special.
3 years ago
loslobos you can hate me all you want.
i'm not changing.
3 years ago
yes zeke, you are changing. you're ingesting large amounts of a very destructive neurotoxin on a daily basis. that will change you.
good thing is that you're too drunk to even realize that.

3 years ago
also: quoting 'nothing else matters' ? are you for real dumb guy?
what's next, 'cats in the cradle' ? 'no rain' ?

have some dignity, man...
3 years ago
"Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon"
3 years ago
"i'm blue da ba dee da ba die"
3 years ago
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIII-E-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuu-ou-ou-ou"
3 years ago
"No. Sleep. To Brooklyn." ?
3 years ago
informer, you know say daddy snow me, i'm gonna blame
a licky boom-boom down
3 years ago
"I wanna sex you up"
3 years ago
"i c u when u get there, c u when u get there, c u when you get there"
3 years ago
jesus christ... i wish i *had* died in emerg the other week so i didn't have to ever deal with this bullshit again
3 years ago
hi deja!
glad you didnt die!
(no suckup)
8)
3 years ago
Seems like a lot of details were left out in that brief synopsis
3 years ago
The moral of the story is (DON'T FALL IN LOVE ON MUCHO) drunk or not.
3 years ago
wait, tinks are you saying there's no future for dikgull??

but i loo-oove him!
3 years ago
so, whats your side of the story heath?
3 years ago
Your odds are better on christianmingle.com
3 years ago
All I can think about is how did jrob double stfu himself.
3 years ago
i just use several devices for that kinda stuff.....

... or a joypad with rapid-fire option
3 years ago
way to ruin the mystique,dick
3 years ago
jennifer lawrence ruined mystique way before me.
3 years ago
I would bang her, but I hate how people pretend she's really fucking hot. Her face is like a butterface or chubby cheeks or something, I would bag and tag her though.
3 years ago
im still not sure how cryax did the triple.....i know mexicans cant afford three devices
3 years ago
I double downvoted while my internet was a 1 bar. I think it's just cryax's shit internet.
3 years ago
i did a triple the other day using rapid-fire
3 years ago
oh and FUCK JENNIFER LAWRENCE!
3 years ago
I know you go and see the Hunger Games just to watch her "act".
3 years ago
hated the first movie, hated the first book, not gonna bother with anything else hunger-related tyvm.

also, lenny kravitz can choke on homeless dick
3 years ago
I wasn't sure if it was Lenny Kravitz or a gayer less attractive look alike of Lenny Kravitz.
3 years ago
Lenny is cockeyed so he just might do that kinda stuff.
3 years ago
FUCK LENNY!
3 years ago
AND FUCK YORICK/POSSUM AND ALL OTHER MULTIACCOUNTING FAGGOTS!
3 years ago
Redsun sucked balls daily
3 years ago
pretty much the same except nothing stopped after yak was 'fucking with him', and he just got more and more rude. Sorry for the late reply, I was napping :/
3 years ago
I had to come back to this from this morning because of this mindless comment.. also akameldon this is disgusting. Have some fucking pride man and stop being such a sniveling worm.. every time I say hello to LL, zekes drunken cunt starts to bleed.. Good afternoon LL..
3 years ago
Hiya Heather.
3 years ago
I want to have Jerkstore's baby.
3 years ago
Too much?
3 years ago
Could be worse..
3 years ago
ever notice how zeek adds coments like he is being interviewed by charlie rose..like he's writing his memoirs..what a gunt
3 years ago
Haha, I like those.
3 years ago
I would like to see Dr Phil kick Zeke's ass for being such a whiny little pantywaste..
3 years ago
jeez aka, say hi to girls much? have some fucking pride!



<3<3 thanks for that reply heath <3<3
3 years ago
<33333333333333333333333
3 years ago
hi aka
3 years ago
Yeah, no shit bird, whatever was I thinking..
3 years ago
hey akamelon..are you 60 yet?
3 years ago
prolly that, i dunno, say hi, be nice, get nakkies?
3 years ago
Hey Heather, how are you doing? we had a team in the rat race yesterday that was from up in your neck of the woods.
3 years ago
is how i got the camy nakkies
3 years ago
RIP camy
3 years ago
where?
3 years ago
They were from Quebec, by your neck of the woods I meant Canada, but they traveled all the way down just to compete although I don't know what number they came in at the finish line..
3 years ago
lol ah, gotcha. squatface's neck of the woods-ish
3 years ago
Ok, that's right, I'm surprised he hasn't moved yet, given what he was saying about how they (the French) are trying to oust all the english speaking people.
3 years ago
the shit les quebecois speak can hardly be considered as french though
3 years ago
most people speak both languages where he lives
3 years ago
What do they call french toast in France?..
3 years ago
And what do they call Canadian bacon in,.. Canada?
3 years ago
peameal or back bacon
3 years ago
Thank you Heather,.. I just had an idiotic question backfire on me..
3 years ago
lol welcome
3 years ago
This is dumb but I thought the term "Canadian Bacon" was just a marketing term in the US and actually did not have or is a reference to any real type of bacon from Canada..
* Akameldon feels pretty fucking stupid right now. *
3 years ago
well it is an American term... but from what I understand its what we call peameal or back bacon. regular bacon is just bacon.
3 years ago
Honestly, it just looks like and tastes like ham to me.
3 years ago
Doesn't really have a bacon flavor to me.
3 years ago
bacon is made from pork belly, peameal bacon is not, thats why they dont taste the same :P
3 years ago
Ok, makes even more sense now, Thank you Heather for being my Canadian to American idiotic question interpreter.
3 years ago
welcome!
3 years ago
Canadian bacon and pineapple on pizza is pretty damn good.
3 years ago
hawaiian pizza is ze best
3 years ago
a heather wecome dance would be awesome
3 years ago
wecomewecomewecomewecome
3 years ago
I guess Possum and Metalface are fans of sausage
3 years ago
Fruit doesn't belong on pizza
3 years ago
Fuck you. Live a little, try new things.
3 years ago
tried it, more than once---it fucking sucks
3 years ago
* tinski Jennfierlovehewitts out of this thread *
3 years ago
ive tried it,it sucked, the end
3 years ago
one of the few times i've ever lost my shit at restaurant was when i (really drunk and coked up and pissed off) got a "supreme" pizza delivered after the viking lost to the falcons in the NFC championship game back in 1999(?)...delivery guy leaves, i sit down, open up the pizza box start to inhale the pizza....took me a bite or two, for it to register that there was something VERY wrong: yup - hawaiian.... i drove back to the PizzaHut, went in and started throwing the pizza, piece by piece, on the floor...stomping on each piece and yelling "what the fuck is shit?!"...
3 years ago
and i turned out just fine, the end
3 years ago
Respect
3 years ago
If you didn't order it I can see being pissed. You could eat when coked up?
3 years ago
Even if the pizza is half pineapple it's still ruined
3 years ago
Define "fine", possubut
3 years ago
I love hawaiian pizza. THE END.
3 years ago
Who is stfuing me? Fuckin twats.
3 years ago
* possum sends jimbo some paxil *
3 years ago
Wow, Zeke. And people wonder why I haven't watched TV in years.
3 years ago
wow, dat glorious 240p
3 years ago
Just like old times ^~^
3 years ago
.
3 years ago
that was just a test nothing to see here
3 years ago
inb4 5 stfu's from the butthurt crew
3 years ago
just toying with your expectations here
3 years ago
thats some m. night shamalamadindong shit right there
3 years ago
i was a ghost this whole time!
3 years ago
Birthday party cheesecake jellybean boom,.. That is all..
3 years ago
playin candy crush again, aka?
3 years ago
That freaking game, all the girls at work are addicted to it.. so fucking stupid..
3 years ago
I actually don't play video games, my brother tried to get me into World of Tanks but I just can't dedicate myself to wasting that much of my time.
3 years ago
I'm more of a crossword puzzle person.
3 years ago
I was hooked on the video games for years but sold all of it about 6 years ago and never looked back I did just find my gameboy advanced tucked away in a drawer and will occasionally bring it to the shitter with me but, that's about it.
3 years ago
it seems unlikely that video games will ever have the popularity they did with space invaders and pacman.
3 years ago
Galaga was my game. I have pacman for the gameboy actually.
3 years ago
I had a Ms pacman tabletop arcade game and two poker machines in my restaurant that I took home when I sold the place, the poker machines I put in my garage and the moisture got to them but the ms pacman I sold at a tag sale for $50 when I was desperate for cash, prolly could have gotten a helluva lot more than that for it..
3 years ago
galaga is still all over the place...a galaga/ms.pacman combo (with easter egg original pacman)
3 years ago
you could have gotten over 1600 today for that ms. pacman table top.
3 years ago
The one game I used to like to play was Tempest.
3 years ago
I bet your right tr, it was in mint condition for it's age.
3 years ago
Tempest was a fun one.
3 years ago
I liked bubble bobble and dig dug as well.
3 years ago
I still wish I had the pinball machine I had but that went back to the distributor, the others he let me keep.
3 years ago
yes tr, the 80's were the golden age of video games, never again did the industry make as much money and never was a crippling crash further away than back then.... this is another topic you just have perfect knowledge of....

(or would it maybe have been more accurate to talk of "arcade" instead of "video" games?)

now go!
3 years ago
man aka, my own pinball machine is actually no. 2 on the list of nerdy shit i wanna own some day. preferably star trek tng or medieval madness...... but a really well-done refurbished madness costs more than a new car.
3 years ago
you just let me know the next time video games cause a coin shortage, sauregull, how about that?
3 years ago
Yes, they can be pricey, and finding someone to properly maintain and service them can be a bitch all in itself if you don't want to learn to do it yourself.
3 years ago
I thought this was pretty cool, and along the lines of what I was saying.. http://muchosucko.com/117999/Pinball-GIrl
3 years ago
space invaders came out in 1978, incidentally.
3 years ago
before your time, though, kid.
3 years ago
a) still talking arcade games, not the same thing

b) thats not proving anything, like at all. you're just recontextualizing anecdotal bullshit in a way that doesnt make sense.

you were talking popularity, just consider how many people are playing video (not arcade) games on how many different platforms, consider the money the industry made then and makes now (adjust for inflation if you want, not gonna change shit)... then go ahead and feel as stupid as you are.

words bro, they're hard for a reason!
3 years ago
now spew some more irrelevant factoids please, cant wait....
3 years ago
it seems unlikely that video games will ever have the popularity they did with space invaders and pacman.
3 years ago
you utter imbecile
3 years ago
At 0.44, the one pinball machine I think I dumped more money into than any and all games combined. It was 1981, I lived in NC and this game was at a small package store at the end of my street, I was in love with those nipples..
3 years ago
Can YOU spot the logical fallacies Steven_Seagull is using today?

here's a handy list to help you:

http://muchosucko.com/112843/Logic
3 years ago
and theeeereeee it is again....

THE CAPITULATION!

don't rage too hard now, buddy....
3 years ago
"recontextualizing" Bird, I am Impressed..
3 years ago
it's like you're totally disconnected from what's really happening here, kid.
3 years ago
right, aka? also "anecdotal".....

* Steven_Seagull pats himself on the wing-joint *
3 years ago
Yes Bird your right, and incidentally, everything on that list accounts for a typical conversation with Zeke..
3 years ago
yes, tr, *i* am the delusional one in this, once again.

either answer me on an objective level considering the popularity of "video games", or keep on going off the rails of the discussion and by that only worsen your defeat, your choice....
3 years ago
Actually looks like a blueprint for a Zeke conversation.
3 years ago
you still haven't even come close to making any cogent arguments refuting my original statement, kid.

let's look at it again, since you don't seem competent enough to even scroll back:

it seems unlikely that video games will ever have the popularity they did with space invaders and pacman.
3 years ago
okay, last one for the night, imagine me doing that thing with the envelope against the forehead thing:

"tr uses'shovel further- it's super effective'"

night aka, be good buddy
3 years ago
AAAAAAAND IT'S GOOOOOOD!!!
3 years ago
Later bird, have a good one.
3 years ago
now, junior, perhaps you're under the impression that you using some fallacious and specious reasoning means that i'm obligated to show you your errors (aside from that list, of course); that's yet another false thought rolling around in your noodle. it is hardly lonely, though....
3 years ago
seag shows tr where he is wrong, tr ignores it

tr just claims seag is wrong without providing proof.

now, here's the question: which one is the deluded troll, and which one is the intelligent normal person?

nighty nighty for reals now
3 years ago
come back any time you want to actually try to dispute the statement "it seems unlikely that video games will ever have the popularity they did with space invaders and pacman."

because, so far, you haven't...haven't even made any kind of effort....it's really quite sad.

a humorous take on how my comments must look to the unlearned, of course, but, my comments actually have facts behind them (even the opinions). you mistake thinking your opinions are facts, but you definitely illustrate the proverbial "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"

when search engines are illegal, remember that it was tomfoolery such as yours that made it so.
3 years ago
* Sinaitis scratches his butt and burps *

What's up guys?
3 years ago
just another day of logical fallacies brought to you from the nation that is 0 for 2 in world wars won.
3 years ago
Ouch tr, that was a stingy..
3 years ago
the best part up there is where he tried to put forth the proposition that pacman and space invaders aren't video games.
3 years ago
When they were popular they were arcade games. Since arcades haven't been doing so well with home consoles and handhelds in the past decade and all they have become video games on such consoles and handhelds.
Copypasta, et cetera.
3 years ago
tr is an excellent driver
3 years ago
Claude secretly loves the tr squad.
3 years ago
*openly *feels sorry for
3 years ago
so what did Rollo do to piss off yak?
3 years ago
Class A cunt? comes to mind
3 years ago
* Sinaitis scratches his belly button *

Probably something to do with Deja, but I'm just guessing
3 years ago
Maybe he was driving the truck that ran over his mom.
3 years ago
that would do it
3 years ago
...i just have noticed that neither TotallyNewGuy or NotRolloTomasi lasted too long
3 years ago
I miss yaksucksdick what ever happened to that legend of a man?
3 years ago
Yaks Mom got ran over by a truck?
3 years ago
he is a Jehovah's Witness?
3 years ago
jeebus tinski
3 years ago
What happened to Deja? I saw her post something about the emergency room
3 years ago
she was searching for dirty needles
3 years ago
Stick around. Every couple years deja has to drag yak into the ER and come up with another version of "oh, he just fell down the stairs"
3 years ago
Is it cause he is still trying to break dance?
3 years ago
that camy sub was accurate except it got yak and dej all switched around
3 years ago
ya....breakdance....i like the way you think, ironsaucer...I'll pass that along to deja
3 years ago
Haha, that was a great post.
3 years ago
I never did figure out what that red fillin was in the neck.
3 years ago
BBQ sauce
3 years ago
Maple syrup?
3 years ago
definitely not blood
3 years ago
sinaitis- now officially smarter than tr.
3 years ago
what a shame you have 0 credibility, junior...that's what constant fallacious reasoning does, i suppose....
3 years ago
i definitely do get a kick out steve-o commenting as if he is an authority on everything, yet never really provides any explanation or details, just degenerates into irrelevancy and such.
3 years ago
You're both self aggrandizing dickheads, it's too bad there's no Asshole Olympics. You could both represent your countries in competition for the Gold in Longwinded Bloviation on the Internet.
3 years ago
i think we already know who has the lock on verbosity.
3 years ago
I always find it funny you use "verbosity," because it's not a compliment.
3 years ago
Only complete faggots use that word.
3 years ago
if only we knew how that word was originally introduced here....
3 years ago
if we only knew how to get you a fuckin job.
3 years ago
I don't know where it came from. But saying someone is verbose is an insult.
3 years ago
Vomit, go vomit on tr.
3 years ago
then throw a circus.
3 years ago
With elephants and stuff.
3 years ago
I'm just going by what the dictionary says.
3 years ago
yeah, the romans sure had it right:

homo perversus suscitat lites et verbosus separat principe
3 years ago
hold on there...was that a job offer worked in up there?

i'm pretty sure that it would just take money, but it would be no small amount to make me interrupt my life of leisure and refinement....
3 years ago
*mooching and *no lifing
3 years ago
tr_willk
i definitely do get a kick out steve-o commenting as if he is an authority on everything, yet never really provides any explanation or details, just degenerates into irrelevancy and such.
12 hours ago

thats just.... wow! i think i know someone this applies to way more than me
3 years ago
the old "i know you are but what am i" stratagem...

of course, you can specify some examples of your claim, right?

you're not just talking out of your ass as usual, are you?
3 years ago
maybe jimmy wants me to work at some circus in which he has an interest...i could see that...i might even be somewhat reasonable in my salary and benefits requirements.
3 years ago
guess they wont bite tonite
3 years ago
try using different bait
3 years ago
recover password
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