points: 13

YOU GUYS........

...CHECK OUT THIS WEIRD NEW MICRO-BREW I FOUND!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted April 10th 2014

138 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
YOU GUYS........
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comments (138)
and how did it taste?
4 years ago
Like punky-dick I assume
4 years ago
9 inches with sign or gtfo, faggot!

4 years ago
He's on metric, silly. That's 9 cm
4 years ago
Well, that makes sense... him being german and all
4 years ago
Fact: Hitler was hung like a squirrel...
4 years ago
9 cm of pure joy
4 years ago
He only had one testicle
4 years ago
spink, maybe you should lose the dace-off before i destroy you in the dick-off??

jussayian
4 years ago
dace-off?

well, there ya go....
4 years ago
* Sprinkles hands gully a white helmet *
4 years ago
pic, bitch......

no need to speak to me til you competed...
4 years ago
* Sprinkles is content in knowing that he, not gully, is the fairest of them all *
4 years ago
^has neither the looks nor the balls to get in on this
4 years ago
* Sprinkles hangs head in shame *


No face-off tonight..
4 years ago
* MetalFace throws his hat it the ring *


http://i.imgur.com/9tnLf1y.jpg
4 years ago
TEH HANDSOMERST
4 years ago
THEY LOOK RIGHT INTO MY SOUL!!
4 years ago
"Ima rape you" eyes
4 years ago
I should probably make that my online dating profile pic
4 years ago
you online-date? weak!

i just online-score.....
4 years ago
/rank
4 years ago
in fact, i recently scored the online-jackpot!!!
4 years ago
WoW characters don't count...
4 years ago
didnt we already establish that you're in absolutely no posish to talk shit about me, coward?
4 years ago
I'm afraid you'll harm yourself once you lay eyes on the handsomestestess muchoer around...
4 years ago
We all fall short to handsomeness that is jreese anyway
4 years ago
i did.

i survived.

i dont see what your ugly canuck mug has to do with that
4 years ago
Ugly *newfie mug
4 years ago
hold on there....just hold right the fuck on....i'm pretty sure that it was conclusively proven by a crack team of experts that sprinkles is a tr_alt.
4 years ago
I dunno sprinkles makes me laugh
4 years ago
i think they're both totes pathetes
4 years ago
That hurts, gully... your opinion is something I hold dear to my heart you know...

* Sprinkles walks away, sad Charlie Brown style *
4 years ago
if that were even remotely true you'd face off with me.....

respect is earned, not begged for.

thats why lucy and patty own all those other whiny peanut bitchies.
4 years ago
both?

are you "back-pedalling" or, as you've referred to it before, "tr-pedalling"?
4 years ago
which is it, brogull?
4 years ago
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
4 years ago
he can't even answer...how pathetic...what a "coward"

remember when you called someone else a coward in this very thread?
4 years ago
BAAAIT BAAAAAAAIT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT !!!!!!!
4 years ago
don't worry, kid, we can come back to this any time...after all, that's hardly the only time you've ever been or ever will be wrong.

good to know you're too much of a pussy to admit it, though.
4 years ago
see what i did there?

see how i just called you a pussy and you're just going to take it?
4 years ago
baitbaitbaitbaitbait- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!

baitplzplzplzplzplzplzpzlpzlpzlplz- PLEEEAAASE?
4 years ago
OOOOOOOOO, kick his ass gull
4 years ago
* MetalFace hype-guys seagull *
4 years ago
that's right, you just take it, bb...take it and like it (or don't) because it won't go away.
4 years ago
maybe he'll have some witty repartee this time...but probably not.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles stands just outside the circle chanting "nerd fight! nerd fight! nerd fight!" *


4 years ago
i call this one "the starving troll".....

one of my less inspired works really, but it pays the bills.

* Steven_Seagull readjusts black turtleneck and has another glass of Cabernet Sauvignon *
4 years ago
Your beret is askew, sir
4 years ago
good idea, kid...just pretend you aren't totally busted...it's fortunate for you that most users of this site are too incompetent to even know how badly you're beaten.
4 years ago
it's supposed to sit like that.

it's called non-conformity, look it up, you consumer sheep person.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles picks his nose *


wut?
4 years ago
if a tree falls in the woods and no one replies to tr, how much is one kilo of frogspawn on the shibuya farmers market?
4 years ago
A: antidisestablishmentarianism
4 years ago
*fart noise* would have been an acceptable answer as well
4 years ago
what a fresh new concept...surely this is the first time it has been tried....
4 years ago
floccinaucinihilipilification is also much more versatile than antidisestablishmentarianism
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull fart-noises *
4 years ago
it's almost like you could replace everyone of your comments with fart noises, brogull.
4 years ago
Steven_Seagull
* Steven_Seagull fart-noises *
5 minutes ago
4 years ago
that's surely better than your usual complaints.
4 years ago
It's no Orange....
4 years ago
get over orange already, he's gone.
4 years ago
Oranje is the only user to make britland look good. 'sides makodragon of course.....
4 years ago
fugs is better than all of em
4 years ago
and cheeky was better than fugs
4 years ago
i miss cheeks
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
I doubt Oranje was authentic.... Fugs saw himself as some Lancashire come southern American rebel... That only leaves me and cheekycov as the best English contingency
4 years ago
are you forgetting EXCON?
4 years ago
what's a gev?
4 years ago
ask yer mum, she knows my gev intimately
4 years ago
I don't have a mum.
4 years ago
Self whammy ?
4 years ago
No, I have a mother, or mom...

I don't speak crumpetfuck
4 years ago
I was about to feel sorry for you until you said 'mom'
4 years ago
No.
4 years ago
And spanish? Tiiiiight
4 years ago
Im not trying to be funny but you remind me a little of TR in this picture.
4 years ago
* loslobos pukes *
4 years ago
hah
4 years ago
The Sprinkles pic just seemed like obvious tr bait.
4 years ago
what isn't tr bait?
4 years ago
barret sucks small chiwowa dicks
4 years ago
LAME
4 years ago
Quiet you
4 years ago
L
4 years ago
A
4 years ago
S
4 years ago
T
4 years ago
!
4 years ago
Spells Last
4 years ago
fynw
4 years ago
Last !!
4 years ago
fynw
4 years ago
Now what ?
4 years ago
now, you're not anymore
4 years ago
Yea yea now make with the cock pic
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YISx1TG.jpg
4 years ago
Prick
4 years ago
No I'm kidding....
4 years ago
You're great really
4 years ago
is an well-established fact by now
4 years ago
rocking major german style
getting ups on every file
i submit to this godforsaken place
i admit, i fucked your momma's face
dropping lines cruelHM could not come up wit',
try and battle me? you must be a half-wit,
bringing back the battle to the mucho floor,
show all you lurk-ass bitches the way to the door.......

and so on...
4 years ago
For reals
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull throws up made-up gang-signs *
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjPIKJEXLQ
4 years ago
Smerf comin thru with da bagpipes,
while I'm just hangin like stalactites
dropping rhymes like da crack pipe
seagull up wit fetal in dis bitch
it's no wonder dat u lack hype
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f8VwdL5sk0
4 years ago
Gonna be in Scotland late on Saturday night. Woooha!
4 years ago
i'll hit your mums house on friday afternoon..
4 years ago
Fair enough. She's out of town.
4 years ago
uhm yeah...

to meet me.

sandals is for lovers....
4 years ago
Except she's on a cruise.
4 years ago
...with my dad.
4 years ago
I'm going to Mexico next week is that close to Scotland?
4 years ago
You're pretty funny-looking, steven
4 years ago
you should show him how it's done, pal.
4 years ago
i look amazing
4 years ago
You're ok by european standards I guess
4 years ago
some work-out and i coulda been a model.
4 years ago
You could be a catalog model bird, you know, the guy's posing with new shoes or enjoying their new barbeque grill.. that kind of shit..
* Akameldon entices the bird to come to America on the premise of being a Wal-Mart model.. *
4 years ago
I demand a fashion-off between yorick and steven.
It seems like the appropriate way to settle this.
4 years ago
You would be in all the newspaper fliers.. just think..
4 years ago
Set the tone Sinatis and let the catwalk faggotry begin..
4 years ago
you mean a walk-off?

totes down, blue steel, magnum, le tigre, you name it, i got it.... and my strut is legend.
4 years ago
can we get Bowie to officiate as judge?
4 years ago
Oh Gawd, The Gayness of it all..
* Akameldon wretches.. *
4 years ago
And on a sub similar note,.. I'm glad one of the Bee Gees died..
4 years ago
I mean if you wanna go full Zoolander I guess yak could arrange something.
4 years ago
I'll organize it
4 years ago
RIP Yorick
3 years ago
I bet he had a cool hat.
3 years ago
Would
3 years ago
many muchoers would
3 years ago
* DushanMandik saves *
3 years ago
Still would.
3 years ago
sober.
3 years ago
recover password