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What Really Happened to flight 370

It's all starting to make sense now.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted April 9th 2014

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stop calling me shirley
4 years ago
Did you a 12 yr old duhggie was in that movie? There you have it.
4 years ago
It's get better you know...one more
4 years ago
It would have to get better than this. 12 yr old dug ?
4 years ago
you picked a bad time to quit sniffing glue.
4 years ago
Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.
4 years ago
I can't wait 'til this comes out.
4 years ago
Your parents say the same about you.
4 years ago
Thanks.
4 years ago
TRIPLE-LIKE WITH ONE OF 'EM BEING TOTALLY NINJA, WHO'S WIZARD NOW, BITCHES?
4 years ago
JEW MAGIC
4 years ago
konami code!
4 years ago
once you figure out how to get that NES controller connected to the pc, mucho gets so much easier...
4 years ago
I use my guitar hero controller
4 years ago
because it has a working y button?
4 years ago
i was sure irwin allen was behind the airport movies..guess not
4 years ago
Excitement !
4 years ago
"Better than Airport 75" but not as good as The Towering Inferno..
4 years ago
"towering inferno" is what i call my cock......


"airport 75" is what we all call fries' mum.
4 years ago
My ex named mine "blind Bobby" he grows up, then throws up..
4 years ago
gross :(
4 years ago
Do you call it that because of the burning during urination, seag?
4 years ago
How dare you Bird, My cock is nothing short of magnificent..
4 years ago
ZING!!
4 years ago
i totally saw that one coming....
4 years ago
I had an ex who nick-named it tuna
4 years ago
You need to wash more then..
4 years ago
Was it a nickname or a hint?
4 years ago
Because it was big and powerful and swam in a sea of vagina....I'm guessing.... She also called my nuts Ze Limes
4 years ago
cuz your buddy cesar was all over them.....

HISTORY CHANNEL SNAPPLES!
4 years ago
"A sea of Vagina"
4 years ago
I don't get it
4 years ago
inb4 vagina
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar
4 years ago
OHHHH, Caesar. Not cesar the punk ass dog whisperer.
4 years ago
Ok, are you talking one big vagina that makes up a sea with it's own secretions Or a sea made up of billions upon billions upon billions of individual normal sized vaginas?
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor
4 years ago
No shit dipshit, now answer my question.
4 years ago
.........
4 years ago
a pussea
4 years ago
who gives a fuck about this fucking plane?
4 years ago
it crashed into the sea and everybody died.

end of story
4 years ago
we should've known beforehand.....


... i would've bought you a ticket.
4 years ago
i might had saved the plain.
i have a pilot licence
4 years ago
There is more than a few of you here that I think missed your flight..
4 years ago
i flight a lufthansa planine once
4 years ago
wow, your english got so much worse....
4 years ago
Yeah it did, but he's a "pilot"
4 years ago
or, to put it in terms you might understand:

wow, yours englisch have gotten so many more badder
4 years ago
*english
4 years ago
well, at least you found one...
4 years ago
it was still just a stupid plane full of slit eyes
4 years ago
it was still just a stupid plane full of slit eyes
4 years ago
why is it all over the media?
4 years ago
double-post 12 secs apart..... are you a wizard?
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
and that plane is all over the news because you dont just lose something as big as a plane. there's air traffic control and radar and radio contact and black boxes and flight plans and blablabla, the fact that all of that stuff seemingly failed is baffling in a way... and kinda frightening in another. sure, planes crash sometimes, but they dont vanish.
4 years ago
again....it was full of slit eyes...there was nothing important inside the plane
4 years ago
if it would have been a german plane....ok....ther might have been cool aryan technology in there, but in this case....nope
4 years ago
destroyed your argument
4 years ago
if by destroyed you mean ignored, then yes, you're a moron.
4 years ago
Wow, the Huns are restless today..
4 years ago
That's because all of the I.R.A commanders are in england.
4 years ago
What the fuck are they doing in England?
4 years ago
tranny porn
4 years ago
and getting HRC london shirts as souvenirs
4 years ago
Someone is still in charge? I thought you guys just,.. well.. idk..
4 years ago
The Queen has the Irish president on the first visit to the u.k and ex I.R.A chiefs Fucking hell Aka,
4 years ago
hehehe, easy to get you riled up..
4 years ago
Why the ex I.R.A chiefs?
4 years ago
The new ones too busy?
4 years ago
WTF?
4 years ago
get your shit together..
4 years ago
Martin McGuinness was an ex I.R.A commander, but is now a politician for Sinn Fein, and was invited by the queen. She must finally be realizing the error of her ways
4 years ago
he also played OG obi-wan in 1977
4 years ago
brews beer
4 years ago
and publishes a book about weird world records each year
4 years ago
they call him "the irish da vinci"
4 years ago
man, i'm extra-dumb tonight
4 years ago
not at all
4 years ago
In what fucking way will talking to the "Queen" have any bearing politically on anything? Just tell them to get the fuck out and be done with it..
4 years ago
They tried that before, but it didn't work?
4 years ago
I have to wonder why, after so many years of helping other country's escape tyranny, from occupying nations, all over the globe, and other nations effort worldwide for that matter, that the country of Ireland got left with it's ass out hanging in the breeze..
4 years ago
You need to pick the Armalite back up..
4 years ago
not sure if poss just complimented or insulted me
4 years ago
Insult. It's always insult
4 years ago
Go with the latter Bird, just to be sure.
4 years ago
but...but, he's supposed to be the nice guy around here?

* Steven_Seagull loses poss-faith *
4 years ago
Possums are known to bite from time ro time...
4 years ago
They play dead much more than they bite..
4 years ago
See..
4 years ago
Boy, thats a steep drop off from Jack Lemmon to Brenda Vacarro.
4 years ago
Like the Continental shelf to the Mariana trench
4 years ago
Then she became the voice of Johnny Bravo's mother.
4 years ago
It would be nice for the missing jet to be found like this.
4 years ago
It would be nice if you died in your sleep tonight you senile cunt.
4 years ago
it would be nice if you were actually funny, like most fat people.
4 years ago
even sprinkles is kinda funny, when you look at him. its like if the ninja turtles gained 60 lbs.
4 years ago
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
4 years ago
at least I can see my penis when I look down.
4 years ago
My hands have no problem finding it...
4 years ago
9 minutes to think of that.

that's not what I said. You're so fat you make whunu look good.
4 years ago
I don't sit here like a chump, refreshing the page every 3 seconds, turd-puler...
4 years ago
I do, I bored as fuck and im trying to pull any fun communicating with you as i can.

it's fucking pathetic.
4 years ago
Move along then, you greasy looking fruit.

* Sprinkles feels the need to wash his hands after interacting with oster *
4 years ago
You look like you're never, ever clean - ever...
4 years ago
like a greasy-spoon kitchen window, a constant film of grime all over.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles gets back to anything else. *
4 years ago
four comments. thanks for the short story.

anything else tubbers.
4 years ago
* possum has a sad for oster *
4 years ago
dont has a sad. cheer up buttercup.

*Oster give possum chocolates.
4 years ago
* possum plays Yes remastered albums from 1969 til 1981 *
4 years ago
that sure as fuck better be a thread-kill
4 years ago
ps - my favs are probably The Yes Album, Relayer, and Going For The One
4 years ago
hey dude.

go to bed. assface is not here. chill.
4 years ago
if you wanna play dj all night I know a site called youtube that love them.
4 years ago
so - thread still lives?
4 years ago
how uninteresting
4 years ago
i have always lieked oyster, up until times like these
4 years ago
poyster
4 years ago
hi yak - so when will chat be back up again?

signed,
just curious
4 years ago
honestly ive never really liked possum he just seems like that last dude at the liquor store trying to get a fix. sorry man i just cant deal with the ms users that have only ms to live for.
4 years ago
go play your music and look at your pictures from the past.

maybe one day i will be in your shoes but for now I enjoy life.
4 years ago
* possum nukes 5 Guys and grins *
4 years ago
i've been waiting on weird music videos why are you not delivering.
4 years ago
fuck off kid
4 years ago
oh its like that now aye.
4 years ago
oster, as un-entertaining as humanly possible, at least TR and Punky can be infuriating sometimes.
4 years ago
oster occasionally rises to "mildly annoying" bit thats about it
4 years ago
barret just doesnt like me.

do i care what he has to say. no.
4 years ago
im going to go out on a limb and say no one here likes you jame

i dont know if its the googly mascara tranny look or the fact that your a flat faggot with literally nothing to add
4 years ago
*you're
4 years ago
could you add some back grease?

it's been slightly slow.
4 years ago
are you still mad about the face pic comment?

youre just one click away.
4 years ago
hurry up and get with the insulting yak and deja so we can be done with your energy (and cock) sucking ways
4 years ago
▬◘◘☻♠○
4 years ago
did your draw that yourself?
4 years ago
...........youre running me off.......
4 years ago
dont go.
4 years ago
dont go where osterman?
4 years ago
These fuckers wont let me back...legendary
4 years ago
forgets his password... thinks hes banned...
legendary
4 years ago
weallknew...? next puma alt?
4 years ago
really seagull?
whunu you momo ;/
4 years ago
fuck you whunu
4 years ago
HI seafairy, welcome to mucho.
4 years ago
So, they found it
4 years ago
Vanishing Act ?
4 years ago
You really wanna know what happened t flight 370?... Ok..
4 years ago
This makes sense to me..


Israel's view of the missing MH370

This is quite a story! Sent to us by a well connected to government person.



The story goes like this:



The Americans are withdrawing from Afghanistan; one of their command and
control systems (used for controlling pilotless drones) was hijacked by the
Taliban when an American transport convoy was moving down from one of the
hill-top bases. The Taliban ambushed the convoy and killed 2 American Seal
personnel, seized the equipment/weapons, including the command and control
system which weighed about 20 tons and packed into 6 crates. This happened
about a month ago in Feb 2014.



What the Taliban wants is money. They want to sell the system to the
Russians or the Chinese. The Russians are too busy in Ukraine. The Chinese
are hungry for the system's technology. Just imagine if the Chinese master
the technology behind the command and control system, all the American
drones will become useless. So the Chinese sent 8 top defense scientists to
check the system and agreed to pay millions for it.

Sometime in early Mar 2014 the 8 scientists and the 6 crates made their way
to Malaysia thinking that it was the best covert way to avoid detection. The
cargo was then kept in the Embassy under diplomatic protection. Meanwhile
the



Americans have engaged the assistance of Israeli intelligence and together
they are determined to intercept and recapture the cargo.



The Chinese calculated that it would be safer to transport it via civilian
aircraft so as to avoid suspicion. After all the direct flight from KL to
Beijing takes only 4 and half hours and the Americans will not hijack or
harm a civilian airliner. So MH370 is the perfect carrier.



There were 5 American and Israeli agents onboard who were familiar with
Boeing aircraft operation. The 2 "Iranians" with stolen passports could be
among them.



When MH370 was about to leave Malaysian air space and report in to
Vietnamese air control an American AWAC jammed their signal, disabled the
pilot control system and switched over to remote control mode. That was when
the plane lost altitude momentarily.



How the AWAC can do it ? Remember 911 incident ? After the 911 incident all
Boeing aircraft (and possibly all Airbus) are installed with a remote
control system to counter terrorist hijacking. Since then all Boeing
aircraft can be remote controlled by a ground control tower. The same remote
control system used to control the pilotless spy aircraft and drones.



The 5 American/Israeli agents soon took over the plane, switched off the
transponder and other communication systems, changed course and flew
westwards. They dared not fly east to Philippines or Guam because the whole
South China Sea air space was covered by Chinese surveillance radar and
satellites.

The Malaysian, Thai and Indian military radar actually detected the
unidentified aircraft but none reacted professionally.



The plane flew over North Sumatra, Anambas, South India and landed at the
Maldives (some villagers saw the aircraft landing), refueled and continued
its flight to Diego Garcia, the American Air Base in the middle of Indian
Ocean. The cargo and the black box were removed. The passengers were
silenced by natural means, lack of oxygen. MH370 with dead passengers took
off again using remote control and crashed into South Indian Ocean to make
it look that the plane eventually ran out of fuel and crashed.



The Americans have put up a good show. First diverting all the attention and
search effort to the South China Sea while the plane made its way to the
Indian Ocean. Then they came out with some conflicting statements and
evidence to confuse everyone.



The amount of effort put up by China, in terms of the number of search
aircraft, ships and satellites, searching first the South China Sea, then
the Malacca Straits and the Indian Ocean is unprecedented. This shows that
China is very concerned, not so much because of the many Chinese civilian
passengers, but mainly for the high value cargo and the 8 defense
scientists.
4 years ago
Lol didn't have readed ;3
4 years ago
what a load of bullshit
4 years ago
Good old jackanory
4 years ago
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