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TeaNigger Gets Violated On DayZ

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by jrob2020

submitted April 7th 2014

110 comments
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*English person
3 years ago
*faggot
3 years ago
Sounded Canadian...Canadian, English, close enough.
3 years ago
The kahn dood sounded like McLovin.
3 years ago
this game is a troll's paradise
3 years ago
you guys should get it and add me,i tottally would never bring you deep in the woods and violate you
3 years ago
i fucked with the early Arma 2 modded version of Dayz and it was cool,
but i don't think i wanna pay 30 bucks to get pissed off every time i play
3 years ago
I bought Arma 2 just so i could play Dayz, boy did i feel robbed.
A zombie game with buggy as hell zombies...

Now jrob wants me to buy this so i can feel robbed again, and its probably even more buggy.


I'm totally going to buy it though.
3 years ago
Its buggy as fuck, but they dont hide that fact. Its in alpha testing and they say its about a year away from beta testing. This game has huge potential and if and when it gets its proper release, it could be the next WoW.
3 years ago
The next WoW? There has never been anything close to WoW...that's a pretty bold statement.
3 years ago
Like those guys are capable of coding a non-buggy as hell game.

I just shit 30 bucks down the sewer buying this game btw :(
3 years ago
stop complaining that you wasted money on something you wanted.
3 years ago
ouch
3 years ago
jrob tricket me into it :(
3 years ago
that's not the only thing jrob tricked you into doing.
3 years ago
Im usually the one doing the tricking, im pretty butthurt about it...
3 years ago
you can only pepsi until they coke.
3 years ago
Yes doushe, if I had said that it WILL be the next WoW, that would have been a bold statement. I merely said it has huge potential and that it could be the next WoW, implying that one day millions might play it.
3 years ago
h1z1 is trying to steal their thunder by making theirs f2p
3 years ago
"The DayZ standalone has sold over 2 million copies not even six months after its in-development version went on sale late last year."

So its only in alpha, and probably 2 years away from actual release, and already has 2 million sold. I can easily see 10million once its finally released, bringing it near par with WoW when it was at its peak.
3 years ago
h1z1 is gonna suck because sony is making it.
3 years ago
Why can't we have more third person zombie shooters!? FUCK!!!
3 years ago
because most of them suck.
3 years ago
Admittedly The Last of Us had a horrible ending as I told you, BUT, the actual overall game play was on point. I want more games like that. Like Manhunt and GTA typed 3rd person.
3 years ago
lets see what the next gen systems bring us.
3 years ago
NO! I'm tired of this shit! Ok, alright! I admit it! When I was a kid I always said "I can't wait to see the next gen, I wish games were realer"

Yeah....FUCK THAT! SHITS TOO REAL! I bought Resident Evil Operation Racoon City a few days back and I can't fucking stand it...the damn gun shakes uncontrollably like a real gun making it near impossible to kill anybody accurately, and on top of that, repeated fire makes it even harder...

BOOOOOOOOOOO!
3 years ago
Don't buy shit games?

I made that mistake a few years back and ever since then I have been waiting and reading about games. I'm glad I never bought diablo 3 save story.

But as the years progress companies will make gems and I will be there playing them. It's kinda like how this industry works.
3 years ago
same not save*
3 years ago
"crawl...like the little..pig..YOU ARE!!" omg...i lost my shit when he said that.
3 years ago
no surprise there ya simpleton
3 years ago
I'm not sure I get the point of this faggotry?
3 years ago
i think this fag was waiting to hookup with mr moon for some brown showers and soda pop
3 years ago
Nuh, I don't really liek MMORPGs. Y play a gaem that you can't beat?
3 years ago
fuck off bitch
3 years ago
jrob is almost 150 hours in. That's impressive.
3 years ago
die
3 years ago
You use those vile words willy-nilly as if you're all a bunch of 4 year olds that don't understand the meaning of what they're saying.
3 years ago
When we say die we mean it
3 years ago
well, i want you to get the most terrible form of cancer, something like a brain tumour or a nice strain of pancreatic carcinoma and then i want you to suffer terribly from it before you die a long and painful and agonizing slow death..... all the while subbing pics of your cancer baldness and listing the more and more drastic procedures and treatments you undergo to prolong your wasted existence for a couple more weeks.

better?
3 years ago
Pasta detected. I do have a receding hairline but I do NOT have cancer.
3 years ago
pasta???? could you please stop talking like this was /b/ ?
3 years ago
die: to expire, to cease living, to slowly decompse and be shat upon by feral cats
3 years ago
did i get it right?
3 years ago
Don't forget the maggots
3 years ago
the maggots are in the cat poop...it's implied
3 years ago
I think we upset shitpile now
3 years ago
Good
3 years ago
"pasta detected" I think he means he has ass worms..
3 years ago
well, hes clicking that stfu like he has parkinsons
3 years ago
I hope his blood pressure is through the roof.. come on buddy, Stroke out..
3 years ago
I can do liek 5000 squats in a row. Dat ain't evuh gon' happen.
3 years ago
If by squats you mean children please suck on a shotgun..
3 years ago
He means squatting onto cocks.
3 years ago
Wut? R U so impressed by Z number, U old bolding homosexual.
3 years ago
Die
3 years ago
start talking like a normal person





then die
3 years ago
I think he may be partially retarded..
3 years ago
But he does have a grasp on the word homosexual.. go figure..
3 years ago
Hes been hanging out at 4chan most likely
3 years ago
is this guy really retpile aka pedopidarev?
3 years ago
Is that where he goes to troll for little boys?
3 years ago
...aka chatkiller
3 years ago
Yea it's him. I'm 100% on that. He even admitted it on a thread not long ago
3 years ago
But I've never had any CP. So you're wrong.
3 years ago
Also, Puma linked a face pic when he first joined, totally looks like reptilealts avy pic
3 years ago
Yes he did.
3 years ago
And he admits it.. again..
3 years ago
hah
3 years ago
So. Time to leave Dimi
3 years ago
Gotta get some chinese food, anybody want anything since Im going?
3 years ago
meldon, R U fucking retarded?
3 years ago
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..
3 years ago
some chow mein and a couple egg rolls for me aka
3 years ago
All of a sudden, NOW, everyone is concerned about pedos?


I hate you all.


Fuck you, pedopimarev

http://muchosucko.com/122230/For-future-use
3 years ago
feeling's quite mutual tinkles
3 years ago
ESPECIALLY you, pompous one..
3 years ago
wow, you dont even know how to use a gif even when it comes with instructions....

will you ever not be noob?
3 years ago
Fuck this thread, I'm out of here.

Seems ok to me.

will you ever be not douche-bag?
3 years ago
That was rhetorical.

Carry on with your selective pedo hatred.
3 years ago
the pedo thing is bad, but the fact that he killed main-site chat with it is unforgivable....and i HATE chat...
3 years ago
I'll accept that answer. Carrion.
3 years ago
yak is the one who killed chat so shut up, marsupial.
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
Sorry Bird, your going to have to settle with bone in pork ribs, beef teriyaki and spring rolls..
3 years ago
Then explain that to Yak, How "he" killed chat.. fucking scumbag.
3 years ago
Hey snakeshit, my chat doesn't work, wanna know why? cause you like to fuck children..
3 years ago
You make SHIT up, fucker! I don't even know what CP you're talking about! You're a frigging faggot, you know that?! LOS PUTA made all that shit up, because... SHE'S A WOMAN!! Get it?! And all women are fucking RETARDED!! Just as you are, faggot!
3 years ago
People were less in Amistad for fuck sake!
3 years ago
^whipped.
3 years ago
Fuck you with your 5000 squats
3 years ago
"Don't even know what cp you're talking about" ok now you know what cp is because before you claimed you didn't know what it was,now you want to know what cp is in question? keep digging the hole assworm..
3 years ago
"fuck this thread i'm outta here"

stays in thread

seems fine to him

nuff said
3 years ago
Don't phase me, bro

* Sprinkles loves the predictibilty that is gully *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles also loves his predictability *
3 years ago
start making sense
3 years ago
Heh...dat hindsight....
3 years ago

reptilealt
I can do liek 5000 squats in a row. Dat ain't evuh gon' happen.
6 months agoreport spam | like | stfu | 4 stfus

Akameldon
If by squats you mean children please suck on a shotgun..
6 months agoreport spam | like | stfu | 1 stfus

After reading that, and wanting to not have a true cp peddler in our midst, I'm gonna try and believe that his cp was just teen age cp....it's for the best, really.
3 years ago
nah, aka was just scared of competition
3 years ago
Thanks for ruining it for me. Again.
3 years ago
lol featured
3 years ago
* Barret flexes flabby arms *
3 years ago
any more of these vids? its fucking hilarious
3 years ago
search dayz on youtube,theres plenty
3 years ago
ha nice, I wana know what happens next in the Mr Moon saga. Will Brit boy confess undying love for mr moon
3 years ago
lol, wilkerson's comment made it most discussed...

sad site is sad
3 years ago
what a fairy. MR MOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOHOHOHOOOOON!!!!!!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGieMkhRWLE
3 years ago
Its so cute when a dom meets a sub for the first time.
3 years ago
ALFIE NO!!
3 years ago
recover password
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