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Possum Meets Danger

I caught a possum in my live trap but this one seems pretty nice.... so far anyhow

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by DangerousDug

submitted April 5th 2014

61 comments
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Just like Steve Irwin i have a feeling you are gonna die by one of those animals you fuck with.
3 years ago
Won't be a stingray because fuck sharks and fuck getting in the ocean where they live.
3 years ago
It's gonna be something you set free.
3 years ago
Just like teh real possum
3 years ago
An easy on the eyes big on the dong nancy boy?
3 years ago
Do another redneck rap
3 years ago
I never did a rap
3 years ago
Maybe you should have
3 years ago
I was pretty fucken high but I'm pretty sure you rapped
3 years ago
^ this is what i think you are talking about MF
3 years ago
Slam-poem, whatever...

On a related note, does the wife ever let you in the house? You're always outside.
3 years ago
Yeah.... brought the possum inside tonight.... she was so proud
3 years ago
I bet she puts him outside at daylight and he isnt allowed to come in till the porch light cones on
3 years ago
Like I listen to my wife
3 years ago
Im sure you do. Pussy whipped D:
3 years ago
She wishes
3 years ago
You probably have to ask for an allowance
3 years ago
If I get lucky and the possum bites me tomorrow at least I will get away from my oppressive wife during my hospital visit
3 years ago
Man, you're straight out of a sitcom
3 years ago
Al Bundy rules
3 years ago
I was thinking more like will and grace
3 years ago
Ill make sure she goes with you
3 years ago
What toaster meant to say was WHAMMY
3 years ago
Im gonna friend her riggt now on Facebook
3 years ago
Right*
3 years ago
Let me know how that works out Toaster
3 years ago
I hope that it has rabies and when it snaps and takes a piece out of you that you get it too. I also hope that when you drive off to the hospital by yourself that your wife has a impromptu gang bang with the local high school basketball team.
3 years ago
He had his chances .... I didn't wear gloves. As far as the wife is concerned with the basketball team.....1 can't hurt it and 2 can't get on it.
3 years ago
You try waaaaay to fucken hard Magawd. Seriously.
3 years ago
Pot meet kettle.
3 years ago
Did you rape it?
3 years ago
I am saving sex until after marriage
3 years ago
Possums scare the shit out of me with those devil eyes and rat tail. You are a real man dug.
3 years ago
i will bite your face off
3 years ago
possum+duglith=bff
3 years ago
i will bite your face off also
3 years ago
I would really love to have a beer with you.
3 years ago
Only problem is, duhg wouldn't be caught dead in your company, Jawz.
3 years ago
Maybe if he brought him a llama or ox or something
3 years ago
anything, as long as he can shoot at it.
3 years ago
Jawz better make sure he doesn't already have that skull or their friendship will be out the window
3 years ago
I'm taking notes as we speak. I've never tried moonshine, so i hope he can pop my cherry in that.
3 years ago
You should make sure to try the apple pie moonshine. Shit tastes just like pie and before you know it your legs don't work
3 years ago
You can buy grain alcohol at about any liquor store in the country.
3 years ago
Maybe it won't taste the same. He can't taste dugs love in that
3 years ago
P.S.- URKEL, you ain't shit.
3 years ago
Yeah you said that last time.
3 years ago
=] <3 Glad you remember boo. You make me feel so special.
3 years ago
you guys both live in Bakes, right?
3 years ago
Poss, you settin them up for a bromance?
3 years ago
well the TD/boner thing fizzled out so maybe
3 years ago
For the record I would have a beer with Jawz anytime
3 years ago
for the record i would have a beer with every MSer except Persona, assface, and Tr
3 years ago
Is that because you want to or is it because you really like beer .... hehe
3 years ago
* possum puts dug on the non-beer list *
3 years ago
Damn....
* DangerousDug drinks alone again *
3 years ago
I was kind of hoping this thing would tear your fuckin face off then sew it into some kind of mask and go shoot up your whole family then feed their carcases to whunu.
3 years ago
Why yes, nice catch there.

By the way, that is like an OG dimebag post. Yak might have even still had feelings then.
3 years ago
I still love that video
3 years ago
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