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How To Survie A Jellyfish Attack

Step 1. Observe posted signs about Portuguese man of war of the box jellyfish. 2. If you see them in water, get away from them and do not go near them since they give you an extremely painful sting. 3. On land, do not touch them because they cant still give you a powerful sting. 4. If you get stung, do not pour vinegar or urinate on the sting. Instead, you should pour hot water or very cold water on the sting. 5. Carefully remove the tentacles with a towel or glove. 6. If the sting still happens to be very serious, seek medical attention.

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by thatdude420

submitted April 4th 2014

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How To Survie A Jellyfish Attack
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7. If stung, take a golden shower
4 years ago
"IT BURNS WORSE!!"
4 years ago
Better get that checked out man.
4 years ago
Pour Hydrogen Peroxide on them, it's like salt on a snail..
4 years ago
I know I ALWAYS bring hydrogen peroxide to the beach!
4 years ago
Doesn't everybody??
4 years ago
:P
4 years ago
Ok Heather, when I was a kid I lived in NC for a bit and we used to go to Myrtle beach in SC for weekends with my friend and his parents, she was a vet and so for some reason she always carried all kinds of ointments and such, we were on the beach on night and jellyfish were washing up on shore so we kicked them around for awhile then decided to pour some peroxide on them, that's when I found out what it does to them.
4 years ago
Yeah Heather, you don't need to bring hydrogen peroxide when you go to the beach. Just bring a nurse.
4 years ago
noted.
4 years ago
Actually not so much anymore but alot of women used to, if you soak your hair in it and lay in the sun it will lighten it..
4 years ago
Is that why all your hair fell out Aka.
4 years ago
No KURUPT, my hair fell out because I got married..
4 years ago
Did you collect your free slab, from the empties.
4 years ago
Yeah, I took 18 cases back so far, sucks I can only turn in 6 per day, and an assload more to go, my fault for letting them build up for a few months..
4 years ago
That's the catch with 6 cases a day rule. Your better off just dumping them.
4 years ago
No way, I am waayy to fucking cheap to do that, besides if I really wanted to turn them in all at once I could go up to the Fernal School and turn them in there..
4 years ago
Taking a page from tr's book are you Aka, stingy cunt.
4 years ago
What can I say other than it's the Scotch side of me coming out..
4 years ago
That's true most of the scots are tight cunts. Any chance of a loan of 50 till payday aka.
4 years ago
You have got to be kidding Me KURUPT.. Well, ok, 30% interest ok with you?
4 years ago
That's fine, i was expecting 50%, easy knowing your not a full Scot.
4 years ago
I forgot to mention your firstborn is part of the vig..
4 years ago
That guy deserves to be stung, stupid jesus fish on his arm..
4 years ago
This stunt kinda goes against the saying "what would Jesus do" unless he would go "Fuck it, yolo"
4 years ago
I think if I was the fairy tale character jesus I would say fuck it and do what I want too.. just say'n..
4 years ago
I'd tell my divine dad to not create jellyfish
4 years ago
Funny, I told Dad to make them bigger and more dangerous..
4 years ago
Even though I think he likes you better, bastard is always playing favorites..
4 years ago
I asked for bigger but all I got was dangerous... He works in myserious ways, that old fart
4 years ago
Yeah no shit, I do one thing wrong and he casts me out. I'm telling you the bastard never liked me to begin with..
4 years ago
I create one little plague for fun and he gets all bent out of shape at me..
4 years ago
4. If you get stung, do not pour vinegar or urinate on the sting. Instead, you should pour vodka on the sting.
4 years ago
Bullshit, Vodka is not a cure all like Bacon..
4 years ago
Enters the blood stream, MUST WORK.
4 years ago
who the fuck are you?

also. tits or gtfo!
4 years ago
Survie
4 years ago
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