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Adolf Leipzig

Allegedly, Adolph Hitler escaped to South America and lived to be 95. Supposedly, this is a photo of him with his Black Brazilian Babe, Cutinga.

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by tr_willk

submitted April 2nd 2014

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Adolf Leipzig
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Hitler wouldn't wear a watch like that.
4 years ago
He wouldn't hang with a woman either
4 years ago
Eva Braun?
4 years ago
You realize the irony in your question? Braun? Brown? Oh yes, so funny.
4 years ago
go.
4 years ago
Kill, that's not irony. That's the exact opposite of irony. It's a coincidence.
4 years ago
Real
4 years ago
Dig his ass up and run some DNA tests
4 years ago
fuck off
4 years ago
Yeah, seems possible



Not!
4 years ago
Possible that these are all faggots---^


Very much so
4 years ago
I'd recognize that fuzzy blotch of a face anywhere
4 years ago
:3
4 years ago
He's just escorting her to the gas chamber.
4 years ago
Austrians and Germans can be such gentlemen
4 years ago
m'lady...
4 years ago
Is Biggie and Tupac with him? I bet Elvis And Marilyn Monroe are also in South America chillin having us all believe they are dead. Fucking assholes.
4 years ago
yep, nothing muchoworthy about pictures of hitler...nothing at all...good job, guize
4 years ago
It's grainy as fuck and inscrutable. Maybe a red circle could have saved this......maybe
4 years ago
so, just to be clear, everyone already knew about this, right?

this wasn't news to anyone, right?
4 years ago
Yes, we've heard the conspiracy theory
4 years ago
and also watched the simpsons in the early 90's
4 years ago
so, these theories and simpsons episodes mentioned this name specifically, did they?

and had this very picture, is that right?

or was it just some kind of vague mutterings, with no further details?
4 years ago
Just take the down vote and stop being so butt hurt about it
4 years ago
it's just good to know that hitler isn't muchoworthy and anyone who put up any pictures of him previously or subsequently was and is completely wrong.
4 years ago
Want me to get you some balmex for that burn you're feeling?
4 years ago
Except emo-hitler
4 years ago
and oh no you di'int hitler
4 years ago
and hipster hitler
4 years ago
So I guess just this hitler isn't ms
4 years ago
maybe cuz it isnt hitler at all?
4 years ago
<-- kind of an expert
4 years ago
looks like we'll have to wait for the dna testing
4 years ago
they'll confirm that hitler was in Mensa, right?
4 years ago
at this point, they'd never confirm anything
4 years ago
they would just be suggestive
4 years ago
incidentally, the only way that hitler could have possibly been in mensa would be if he secretly survived the war.
4 years ago
your face is suggestive
4 years ago
are you trying to turn me on?
4 years ago
Is it working?
4 years ago
Is Balmex like Bag Balm for fancy new hipster hipster ranchers?
4 years ago
Tr lives in some spaced out parallel universe where he is the center everything revolves around
4 years ago
I've seen enough Hollywood movies to know that if you don't see a body...anything is possible.
4 years ago
Everything can be fixed by waking up from a dream
4 years ago
He looks like a Cardassian from Deep Space Nine.
4 years ago
not really, but more likely than hitler
4 years ago
You must not know what a Cardassian looks like then.
4 years ago
I doubt jrob does! and yes, yes I do I've seen all of the star treks
4 years ago
if you did you would see the resemblance,poser
4 years ago
Claims star wars movies are boring

sat through all of ds9
4 years ago
ds9 was the worst but I had to revisit it! Since I use to listen to it going to sleep when I was a kid
4 years ago
This shitty picture is too grainy to have any fucking resemblance jrob you newb
4 years ago
sigh..whatever you say buddy
4 years ago
maybe you should clean your goddamn computer screen
4 years ago
I'm not the one with alien spooge on my screen
4 years ago
i never spooged on my tv....yet
4 years ago
poser
4 years ago
fix yo aim, jrob.
4 years ago
i use the jizz on the stomach and wipe with a napkin method
4 years ago
men are so gross :(
4 years ago
no stray jizzz,sorry
4 years ago
what the fuck do you think i should do?!
4 years ago
run to the toilet when im about to blast off?
4 years ago
fap only in the shower?
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Having to deal with a period a few days a month is so much better than having my own juices splooge out on me everyday
4 years ago
* jrob2020 thows jizzrags at toasters face *
4 years ago
I would kick you in the dick
4 years ago
jrob can snap blankets in HALF
4 years ago
don't get me started on bridesmaids
4 years ago
I'd just like to be able to watch the Daily Show without him entering me.
4 years ago
I really miss him entering :(
4 years ago
Your name is Stove? what are you an appliance
4 years ago
You could just fap into a sock....
4 years ago
or a tissue or a towel ... you don't have to squirt it on yourself
4 years ago
Im with jrob... he's int he moment, he's not gonna go reaching for a towel or a sock, thats dumb.
4 years ago
in the heat of the moment i dont want to be worried about aiming on a fucking napkin,i want to enjoy my ejaculation fullly without distractions
4 years ago
mah nigga
4 years ago
gross
4 years ago
Your bf never pulls out?
4 years ago
Nope
4 years ago
and wearing cumsocks isnt gross?
4 years ago
I don't wear cumsocks!
4 years ago
liar!
4 years ago
how would I even have cum socks!
4 years ago
dush does...
4 years ago
its ok jrob, semen isn't gross.. just don't get it in my hair.
4 years ago
i bet he cant even fold them anymore
4 years ago
like cardboard
4 years ago
It's not that fucking difficult. Just prepare a fapkin and cup it loosely around the tip and shoot stress free. Then just flush the mess. I'd end up splashing my face occasionally if I aimed for my stomach :/
4 years ago
sperm grosses me out to no end
4 years ago
i usualy aim for the titties but shit happens
4 years ago
I aim for the eyes and then kidney punch the whore.
4 years ago
yeah its happened a few times mf,but its worth the risk....and i hear its good for the skin anyway
4 years ago
I would probably punch them in the balls if they ever spooged on my body
4 years ago
It ALWAYS ends up in my bellybutton... like HONESTLY OF ALL PLACES... the worst.
4 years ago
yeah its hard as fuck to get out
4 years ago
I know every girl feels the same about the hair thingy but it secretly turns me on when I do get it in their hair

* MetalFace hides face in shame *
4 years ago
Why not just have them cum in you, go potty after and be done with it!
4 years ago
lol ok well I'd rather it on my body than in my uterus tyvm.
4 years ago
BABIES MAYBE? jeez, thats the point of pulling out!
4 years ago
that's what I take birth control for
4 years ago
I think toaster wants babies
4 years ago
Maybe no
4 years ago
pulling out isn't considered an effective form of birth control any way
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster wants LOTS of babies but has two more pay grades before she gets them *
4 years ago
condoms are only slightly more effective than pulling out
4 years ago
plus having semen rotting in your vagina isn't cool.
4 years ago
Pulling out seems like it would make jrob enjoy his ejaculation less than it would to catch it in a fapkin
4 years ago
well you dont have to pull out when you're jerking off....
4 years ago
Toaster, You are never ready financially for a kid. Everyone of them is different and no matter what you want to spoil the hell out of em so you end u spending more than you can afford anyway. Don;t wait on a certain dollar amount. I;m not saying be completely broke and have kids but, I am sure with what you make if you take a few things out that you do for yourself you will have the money. I'm still not financially ready and mine is 4 in july
4 years ago
lol he'll make the pay grade in like a year, I'm not sweating it
4 years ago
God toaster is the most useless trekkie ever.
Also, i loved all the semen talk in this thread.
4 years ago
Barret loves semen, better not let fries see that
4 years ago
Heather are you saying that he should enjoy his ejaculation less while having sex than masturbating?
4 years ago
well the ideal scenerio is pulling out and jizzing in their mouth
4 years ago
no,Im saying those two things wouldnt happen at the same time... pulling out and fapping.
4 years ago
either he faps into a napkin or he pulls out... not both.
4 years ago
I have fapped so much in my lifetime that it's hard for me to cum when I have sex.

* DushanMandik cries salty tears :'( *
4 years ago
Also, I agree with Heathen, how can you be disgusted by cum, yet allow it inside of you...that's more disgusting than getting on you and then easily wiping it off...
4 years ago
Unless you're douching after every time, it stays inside you and decomposes :(
4 years ago
and she calls me gross
4 years ago
Agreed robj, but none of that porno shit with the tongue out for the camera. I'm talking full on, lips sealed, in the mouth jizzing
4 years ago
yeah,no mess at all
4 years ago
thats true love
4 years ago
romance
4 years ago
ive done the all over the face thing its neveer as cool as it looks on the porno :(
4 years ago
Spit or swallow it's mess free. Plus you can expectorate so it doesn't rot inside you.
4 years ago
how do people even spit, I never understood that
4 years ago
Waste of good protein is what that is
4 years ago
just think of all the starving kids in africa
4 years ago
I didn't say why :/
4 years ago
Probably really healthy too. It's practically stem cells
4 years ago
You're supposed to snowball it...duh.
4 years ago
I dont understand spitting either, get that taste all up in your mouth
4 years ago
well doesnt it like... shoot to the back of your throat?
4 years ago
kinda like when I try and smoke a cigar and inhale it anyway
4 years ago
Depends on how far you have their weiner :/ jam it back when they cum and you cant really rasre it
4 years ago
This sounds just like the Vivid channel on XM.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
maybe thats my calling
4 years ago
My lifes ambition is to be a paid tester for edensfantasy.com
4 years ago
Sounds like it you are the "boss" of your brothel now.... good thing too in a little over a year you will be 30. Not only are you an old maid but soon you will be well..... just old
4 years ago
oh Dug just give it up.
4 years ago
I don't think being old stops you from interacting with jizz...
4 years ago
You just admitted to having cum on you, in you, and all over you. Plus swallowing jizz seems to be your calling
4 years ago
well, no, I didn't admit to that... and if you think you're going to attempt to insult me for enjoying having sex then you're really more of a square than I originally thought. Your poor wife.
4 years ago
You and your mother don't seem to be the marrying type so blowing loads on you two is perfectly normal.... carry on
4 years ago
that missionary starfishing must be exhilarating.
4 years ago
No doubt you enjoy sex in your line of work Heather
4 years ago
lol my mom isn't married? thats news to me.
4 years ago
you're so bad at this Dug.
4 years ago
You are good at it Heather.... that is what your customers say anyhow
4 years ago
Maybe you should focus less on attempting to insult women on mucho. Take that energy, get in your best dad jeans, and take your poor wife to a nice dinner at Olive Garden.
4 years ago
They do actually, thank you.
4 years ago
You know how a real man knows when a woman is having an orgasm ? ...... Real men don't care
4 years ago
Ahhhhh... fuck her she can stay home and cook me something
4 years ago
I hear those bread sticks are aphrodisiacs. Maybe she'll even let you keep the lights on.
4 years ago
No blow jobs though. Those are for harlots and jezebels.
4 years ago
And unwed whores
4 years ago
You are homosexual though so I mean, its no surprise your sexlife is lacking. She must suspect it by now.
4 years ago
must be rough.
4 years ago
Well i wanted to get a job at the local titty bar and i really enjoy blow jobs. So if heather has room for one more id love to join her brothel
4 years ago
Does it really taste all that bad?
4 years ago
There you go Heather.... another employee
4 years ago
I'd be a lot richer, thats for sure.
4 years ago
Answer the question Duhg.
4 years ago
MF ask dug.
4 years ago
Guitar solo Urkey
4 years ago
Wouldn't know.... Heather is the semen expert
4 years ago
Id make sooooo much more money. You know how many blow jobs i could get in in a day? A lot
4 years ago
She has handled more cocks than Tyson
4 years ago
Well a least we know now why Dug kills animals. Closeted AND he doesn't get blowjobs. If thats marriage, count me out.
4 years ago
You have already been counted out Heather
4 years ago
That is why you are almost 30 and single
4 years ago
I mean, the taste of girl stuff isn't bad. You can actually acquire a taste for it, like a fine cognac.
4 years ago
I'm not single and haven't been in 7 years... keep reaching
4 years ago
So your boyfriend is fucking a married woman.... you are a class act Heather
4 years ago
Mf it really depends on what they eat. Someone with a healthy diet it doesnt have much taste
4 years ago
* MetalFace swirls the glass *


Mmmm, '85, good vintage
4 years ago
you're an idiot Dug.
4 years ago
you're a tramp Heather
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster was botn in 85 *
4 years ago
I'll bet someone eating mre's 3 meals a day would taste......salty
4 years ago
hahaha YEP. huge tramp says the father.
4 years ago
I wouldnt know mf
4 years ago
Why don't you go give your wife some attention? Instead of following me around from thread to thread.
4 years ago
Poor manbeast ;(
4 years ago
He doesnt eat mres. ..
4 years ago
Sounds like a great idea for once Heather
4 years ago
wait wait wait

does dug think "not single" = married?

what year is he living in?
4 years ago
If I had a woman living with me I'd be getting some right now, but I'd be back in 2 minutes to continue trolling
4 years ago
yes Gottlos... yes he does.
4 years ago
I think, judging by his wardrobe, among other things, he MIGHT be stuck in 1991... maybe even '88
4 years ago
Dug, did you wait until you married your wife to have sex? Apparently I am doing this shit all wrong.
4 years ago
I think it's a tax thing, unless you file jointly heather
4 years ago
Hell no.... but I didn't live with her before we got married either
4 years ago
88-91 good years Reagan and Bush forever !!
4 years ago
Well commonlaw is basically married in the eyes of the govt. anyway... and for someone who rants about the government meddling in his life, he sure cares about what they think of relationship statuses.
4 years ago
You mean "shack-ups" Heather
4 years ago
Did you just get some, dug?
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
I have been with my lady 14 years, have a 4 year old and still haven't had to get married. I WON THE LOTTERY
4 years ago
if dug was really a homosexual, he'd get plenty of blowjobs
4 years ago
just because he's gay doesn't mean any men are attracted to him.
4 years ago
Are you offering?
4 years ago
I just don't see the point tinski.... you can do what you want but what the big deal with getting married to the woman you live with and the mother of your child ?
4 years ago
I met a gay guy who claimed one of his boy-toys didn't do butt stuff so he'd just get like 8-hour blowjobs from him instead. I was kinda jelly, not gonna lie
4 years ago
let's just take a look at the offerings for casual gay sex in dug's vicinity and see how likely it is...
4 years ago
because not everyone feels the need to get married, Dug. 2014 called.
4 years ago
Most marriages don;t last right now our relationship is amazing. I love her more than anything in this world. Common law she gets half of my shit anyway so, in reality we are married.Just don't have the paper work. IF IT AIN'T BROKE
4 years ago
shack-ups sound like something non-church-goers do… yuck
4 years ago
Not talking to you Heather I can understand why your boyfriend of 7 years won't marry you.
4 years ago
I think you'd be pickled at that point
4 years ago
LOL well Dug, I wasn;t talking to you either when you decide to ruin the fun thread with your inane bullshit. Can take it but you can dish it, huh?
4 years ago
Give it to me Heather
4 years ago
there's quite a popular public park in his area where the police clear out the queers at 1 am...so, all he has to do is show up at 11:30 and he'd be balls deep by 11:45....
4 years ago
Getting married shouldn't change anything with your relationship tinski
4 years ago
Oh look, a speck of dust
4 years ago
Sorry, I don't do prude dads with gun fetishes.
4 years ago
*gum
4 years ago
Hmmmm.... got 20 bucks for you right here, doll
4 years ago
want me to look up the gay cruising spots for you in your area next, urkelpal?

no need to be jelly....
4 years ago
gum, too.
4 years ago
then why get married, dug?
4 years ago
because it's what the good lord intended!
4 years ago
Just the right thing to do for your 4 year old, but it is common to have unwed parents these days so do what you want.
4 years ago
^even parodying him can't out-dumb the real thing
4 years ago
1 - lurking is fun
2 - you guys are funy
4 years ago
I appreciate you opinion and if it;s good for you then more power to you , dug. But, It doesn't mean i agree with it and follow suit to what "most" people think is the right thing. Plus, I like it when I call him little bastard and it has meaning.
4 years ago
Whatever works for you tinski. I color outside the lines myself on most stuff too
4 years ago
lmao
4 years ago
Didn't dug say just a few days ago something along the lines of once you get them a ring it all changes? that I was some how going to magically change in all my beliefs when I get married?
4 years ago
In other news my favorite doe screamed tonight when she got bred :( now I feel like a jerk face!
4 years ago
Bitches be triflin'
4 years ago
That only applied to your Toaster
4 years ago
*you
4 years ago
I'm positive you said women in general Dug. So if all the great stuff I do will stop as soon as I'm married why would I ever want to get married?
4 years ago
ALL OF DUGS LOGIC IS BROKEN
4 years ago
this is not new news, Toasty
4 years ago
I just thought it needed to be said again, also I can't wait to get married
4 years ago
marriage just makes things more complicated when one of you dies
4 years ago
I looked back... I was just making a funny and you took it serious is all
4 years ago
xzekiel The Iron Liver
I am really so sick of you people not understanding irony.

lobos.......i don't like you but you be you. end of story.
4 days ago
report spam | like | stfu | 1 stfus
TheAllMightyToaster
Dug I'm pretty sure most chubby chicks are bitches too, maybe you guys need to just stop being around bitch women. Maybe show them how they should behave
4 days ago
report spam | like | stfu
DangerousDug
woman + wedding ring = bitch.... it is just simple math
4 years ago
Dug you're never joking when you think you are, tomorrow you'll say you were "joking" about all of this
4 years ago
wow - TrDug
4 years ago
Just had to see what I said that Toaster was talking about
4 years ago
woman + wedding ring = bitch but
woman - wedding ring = bitch
wedding rings cancel
woman = bitch..... equation solved
4 years ago
he is one of the very few that would qualify for mensa, so, good eye, possbro
4 years ago
If dug can join mensa I'm pretty sure my dog could too
4 years ago
Don't be hate'n Toaster
4 years ago
you pretty much have to join now, dug...if you really can, that is.
4 years ago
http://www.us.mensa.org/join/
4 years ago
I can dig toaster for having some practical skills, being brutally honest, and having a sense of humor.

All other Huttese and Human chicks take notice.
4 years ago
Haha what the hell did you guys do to Dug? He's gone full faggot. Fucking whore Heather, getting semen from her 7 year boyfriend on her...
4 years ago
Heather likes the jizz all over her..... just not in her because that way it has to rot out of her.
4 years ago
And that's wrong because...?
4 years ago
it leaves less jizz for him
4 years ago
Way to ruin a good thread doogie
4 years ago
toaster logic*
4 years ago
Her vagina must reek of dead animals topped with 5 day old indian food with all that decomposed cum in her.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 pukes *
4 years ago
plus the excess sweat from being a fatty
4 years ago
I'm glad tinski can describe the way decomposed cum smells like to the rest of that don't know.
4 years ago
he is a jizz expert
4 years ago
Settle down girls.
4 years ago
we're not judging...whatever you do in your spare time is none of my business
4 years ago
Definitely Ferengi or Cardassian.
4 years ago
I'd go with Ferengi before Cardassian
4 years ago
yeah because ferengi have small ears......fucking poser
4 years ago
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19100000/The-Nagus-ferengi-19168246-691-530.jpg could be that guy
4 years ago
It's ross perot
4 years ago
This dude has giant ears. I can't tell who's being sarcastic....
4 years ago
He has the skin and ears of a Ferengi (compared to a regular humanoid), and the majestic pose and neck of a Cardassian.
4 years ago
hard to believe there aren't hundreds of photoshops of hitler as a ferengi
4 years ago
now that would be worth an upvote
4 years ago
there ferengi karl marx

http://i.imgur.com/avfNO33.jpg
4 years ago
also ferengi mitt romney

http://i.imgur.com/bjsuqrX.jpg
4 years ago
the internet has failed
4 years ago
recover password
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