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Yummy bagels

April fools! They are bear claws.

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by TotallyNewGuy

submitted April 1st 2014

280 comments
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Yummy bagels
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fuck off
3 years ago
How much is that TNG in the window ?
http://i.imgur.com/GlfWFJt.jpg
3 years ago
That's some mighty fine csi work. Looks just like me.
3 years ago
I would imagine so
3 years ago
I hope nobody I know irl sees this. Omgosh
3 years ago
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BEAR CLAW?

last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at angel beach high.
3 years ago
Can you zoom in and enhance?
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJiXAlYBIE
3 years ago
i luv archer
3 years ago
im going to upvote.
3 years ago
Wow, April fools!
3 years ago
It's crap like this that confuses the hell out of new people as to what they're supposed to post.
3 years ago
fuck them. no one should post anything unless they've seen at least 10,000 other submissions.
3 years ago
or upvoted at least 45,000 subs
3 years ago
what's the point in voting on something you haven't seen?
3 years ago
moreover, what's the point in not voting on something you have seen?

you might not remember you've seen it and waste time looking at it again...
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Stop acting all gay and shit...
3 years ago
Oh no wait...
3 years ago
i didn't know lol was gay slang now....
3 years ago
LOL is gay now. fuck shit damn it. I been using lol this whole time and did not even know.
3 years ago
I will never l o l again.
3 years ago
sporty knows all these things before everyone else being a member of the gay community
3 years ago
Respect my wisdom!!!!
3 years ago
who do I need to pull out of the closet THIS time?!
3 years ago
Those bear claws look delicious. Now i want a bear claw.
3 years ago
They should be called toe-nuts.
3 years ago
I want a bear claw to swipe across your throat.
3 years ago
You too, rolo.
3 years ago
Same bear. One swipe.
3 years ago
^ this is the same guy who cried when bono was picking on him.
3 years ago
Show where that happened
3 years ago
Now that bono is not on this site he thinks he is a tough guy.
3 years ago
You bitch.
3 years ago
show where that happened
3 years ago
Why are you not a MOD anymore?
3 years ago
He treated you like the bitch you are. And you did nothing but run away.
3 years ago
sorry crud. played out. try again
3 years ago
show where that happened.
3 years ago
Grown man letting some kid treat you like a bitch. You should just kill yourself.
3 years ago
show where that happened.
3 years ago
that is a bit harsh. Maybe just slap the shit out of yourself instead.
3 years ago
or maybe agree to meet up then punk out....
3 years ago
show where that happened. you sound like one of those child therapist and you are asking me where bono touched you on the doll.
3 years ago
So do it, half-wit.
3 years ago
And that's being generous.
3 years ago
HA he is using the bono thing on me. But i never ran i showed up to the mall he didn't i can fight my own battles i don't run like you.
3 years ago
Half-witted, stoned and working at Wendy's is no way to go through life, son.
3 years ago
now i work at Wendy's i guess i got fried from burger king.
3 years ago
then prove that you showed up.
3 years ago
You was afraid of some internet troll and you treated you like his own bitch. What did you do about it. Nothing just ran from the site until he was ban.
3 years ago
ya...you got "fried". *facepalms
3 years ago
Like the bitch you are.
3 years ago
this fight i like
3 years ago
next people are gonna say i work at KFC.
3 years ago
Here's some advice. Instead of spending 20 hours a day scraping up drek from reddit, try getting a GED
3 years ago
Claude grown man pretending to be a cat. Well you are a pussy so it makes since.
3 years ago
You'd think all that grease splattering on you would have made your skin tougher.
3 years ago
Nothing you will say or do will ever make me think different of you after seeing bono treat you like a bitch.
3 years ago
dug lite :(
3 years ago
I'm glade you like the pussy comment. Bout time you agree with something i say.
3 years ago
And not having the approval of a fast-food half-wit is a real disappointment to me.
3 years ago
Another night off from the bar again Heather.... have they hired some younger chicks to take your place ?
3 years ago
The bitch in you is strong. To bad this tough guy act didn't come out when that dude was trolling the fuck out of you.
3 years ago
Zeke doesn't like me either, crud. Or Duhg...rollo....-See a trend here, crud?
3 years ago
lol right on time.
3 years ago
I guess they also see the bitch in you.
3 years ago
Another night making more money than duhg does.
3 years ago
Yeah see the trend Claude.... lots of people know you're an asshole
3 years ago
name them duhg
3 years ago
do it. I want to take a group picture
3 years ago
hah..
3 years ago
She can make pretty good money when she can still turn some tricks after work, drunk desperate guys will pay for a piece of bar maid ass.
3 years ago
well no Dug, I have already been to work and now I'm home.
3 years ago
LOL oh fuck thats good.
3 years ago
Sent you home early.... got it
3 years ago
nope... I dont think you've 'got' much of anything
3 years ago
Suck it up, duhg. This "bar maid" makes bank. More bank than you, colonel. tsk.
3 years ago
Yeah ok... I don't have a beer, what about you go get me one Heather
3 years ago
you wouldn't be in that position, duhg. THey wouldn't let you in where she works. Trust me
3 years ago
As long as she wiggles that tight little ass as she brings those cold beers
3 years ago
Careful standing outside though, they might make you park cars
3 years ago
we are in need of a new valet attendant... I'll see what I can do, but no promises.
3 years ago
Thanks Heather but you don't have to fuck the boss again to get someone else a job. I will survive
3 years ago
I am the boss.
3 years ago
Go fuck yourself
3 years ago
I think she just might....just for the sheer laugh factor watching you try to work an electric window
3 years ago
eeeeeeeee
3 years ago
BROTHERS, WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING THE ROMANS!
3 years ago
Duhg's a shriner....close enough?
3 years ago
Heather could just spread STD's ..... war will be over soon after she comes out of the Trojan Horse
3 years ago
Ya....that Roman Trojan Horse was quite the story...
3 years ago
Why do I try....
3 years ago
bahahaha
3 years ago
*duhg suspects chicanery and runs to wikipedia
3 years ago
he hasn't bothered with facts yet, why would he start now?
3 years ago
Here's some facts:
tr_willk
DangerousDug
I was going to find a road kill to get my next skull from but because of that smart ass comment Heather my next skull will come from something I trap and kill myself. I wouldn't want to be lazy, right ? I will video the killing since it is happening because of you running your mouth and post it here on Mucho
3 years ago
And your point is ? Was it a roadkill ?
3 years ago
"trap and kill myself"

>didn't kill the first one
> didn't trap the second one

That's a double-welch
3 years ago
No welching here.... When I trap something that deserves to be shot it will happen.
3 years ago
Please don't trap and kill yourself. :(
3 years ago
So this is about trapping AND shooting....
3 years ago
I do what I want when I want Claude....
3 years ago
including making promised you don't keep. Hardly a man of high character,
3 years ago
When is TD gonna learn how to spell 'glad' correctly?
3 years ago
*s
3 years ago
He thinks the e is silent. And the alphabet only has 11 letters.
3 years ago
Urkle meet at the mall 11:00 a.m
3 years ago
LOL jesus murphy.
3 years ago
Sorry I'll be at work.
3 years ago
pussy
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
Meet him at work, urks..at the Galleria...right next to Panda Express
3 years ago
if claude lived in Bakersfield he wouldn't show just run and hide. like the bitch he is. now go back to talking shit to dug you pussy.
3 years ago
why the fuck would anyone want to meet you at the mall?!

John Hughes called..
3 years ago
You're sort of right. I would never live in Bakersfield
3 years ago
I want to go to Universal Orlando. Wanna go, Heather?
3 years ago
I gotta ride the Harry Potter simulator
3 years ago
ok but i'm not going to fight you
3 years ago
She has a bar to run so she can't.... she is the boss you know
3 years ago
I dont work in a 'bar'
3 years ago
Sad now claude needs help from a girl to fight his own battles.
3 years ago
brothel .... whatever you call it
3 years ago
good one.
3 years ago
Seems to me the boss would be the one to be able to do what she wants
3 years ago
*duhg doesn't understand the workplace
3 years ago
Heather is too important to the brothel to leave.... what about all those horny customers
3 years ago
no one needs to worry about thatpoo'd and meeting up with him..he's 130 lbs of dope smoking retardation..heather could kick his lazy ass
3 years ago
I'd love to try..
3 years ago
You a bitch too billygayshere.
3 years ago
waaaa..................................................^ he bootyhurt
3 years ago
nice fail faggot
3 years ago
fuck you shiftless niggertoe
3 years ago
you lame nignoggin cunt
3 years ago
Never seen a down,dope-smokin' street thug with the sensitivity of an autistic burn victim.
3 years ago
spoken like a true faggot with cock in his mouth.
3 years ago
well he's typing, so.
3 years ago
i couldnt have said it better..oh wait..im just some guy playing a television huckster
3 years ago
Now i got itty bitty titty talking shit.
3 years ago
jeez, you're fairly disliked.
3 years ago
One at a time people.
3 years ago
Don't call us people, that's racist
3 years ago
And please no help from others i got this. I don't need others to fight my own battles like some.
3 years ago
you be the judge heather..why wouldnt people just love this genius?
3 years ago
Like anyone would help you.
3 years ago
Ok then animals or scum is that better itty bitty titty.
3 years ago
i have a few theories.
3 years ago
I got work
* loslobos fuckoffs *
3 years ago
Make sure to bring your knee pads. It is gonna be a long night on the streets.
3 years ago
definitely dug lite.
3 years ago
*dug white
3 years ago
show your titties or shut up.
3 years ago
Cute how you relate everything to beer Heather....
3 years ago
I dont see a relation to beer anywhere dug. And don't worry, you're bono ultralite, no one can take that from you!
3 years ago
only sissies and pre-ops drink lite beer. What's your brand,Boomhauer?
3 years ago
I drink about whatever I ain't picky.
3 years ago
dug/TD vs the snugglebunny twins...wow
3 years ago
hahaha.... snugglebunny twins :)
3 years ago
Go scan a box.
3 years ago
at least I'm on the winning side.
3 years ago
They should become one person, and be named thatDangerousDugdude420
3 years ago
like dug would be caught dead in the same room as TD
3 years ago
Then we would be responsible for 75 percent of the new subs on Mucho
3 years ago
too many syllables. Do you really expect crud to spit that out?
3 years ago
I know he spits out a lot of stuff but still...
3 years ago
Long as TD isn't banging my daughter we could hang
3 years ago
and 75 percent of the reposts
3 years ago
* possum goes and plays that goat game *
3 years ago
Hey... did you buy it then possum ?
3 years ago
TD would be the only one hanging in dug's neck of the woods.
3 years ago
@ vomit i am already connect to squids. thatsquid420 sorry duggie.
3 years ago
You could come too Urkey.... but you might not get to leave
3 years ago
dreamteam.
3 years ago
TD would have duhg cuckolded in the corner of the trailer bedroom snapping pics of td getting a gummy from the wife.
3 years ago
Dug don't like dem nee-ga-roes associating with with daughter.
3 years ago
Why's that dug?
3 years ago
with with? Thank you, good night
3 years ago
it's hotel california thing, MF
3 years ago
Alright. going to bed. Heather, please fight my fights for me
3 years ago
Because all your tough guy bullshit wouldn't fly at my place is why
3 years ago
dug, td and squids in the Ohio backwoods.. who wouldn't enjoy that?!
3 years ago
Show your titties whore. Or make me a sandwich.
3 years ago
I would be happy if she would just do her job and fetch me a cold beer
3 years ago
Heather's not your mom, crud
3 years ago
Dug, I'd knock you out, then bang your wife in front of you.
3 years ago
* thatdude420 places an order *

I want ham and cheese with lettuce and tomato.
3 years ago
dug's wife is hot
3 years ago
ummm I think you fools have forgotten how the internet works. I'm not near you. Otherwise I might get you a water or something, cause I'm a nice person.
3 years ago
Next thing that you write better be dinner is ready.
3 years ago
Ya, if you're into gums
3 years ago
Dream big Urkey
3 years ago
Water.... WTF
3 years ago
It would end up in your lap, but don't say I never got you anything.
3 years ago
How about your wife Claude..... take a pic of your right hand and lets see her
3 years ago
dug's wife/heather challenge: whoever subs tits first gets to name Fuzzy's next hairball
3 years ago
You would end up in my lap too baby
3 years ago
in case you were wondering, thatdude420, your order would run you $10.50.
3 years ago
hahahahaha a square like you? Oh I'm sure.
3 years ago
just when the thread was getting good...
3 years ago
I am not like the drug dealers you are used to, but you will learn to like it
3 years ago
ThRead_killer
3 years ago
me?
3 years ago
I was talking to Princess Heather.... not you Possum
3 years ago
drugdealers.... you're no good at insults, Dug. How's your wife feel about all this Dug? All that lap sitting and missionary must get her hot.
3 years ago
flat tops and pagers, the stuff of dreams.
3 years ago
Gets her gums all wet.
3 years ago
You know it babe
3 years ago
if anything, dug should take his wife on a trip north of the border...he could put all these theories into actuality as early as tomorrow....
3 years ago
If it didn't work out with Heather I suppose I could bang her mom.... they are both swinging single Canadians
3 years ago
@dug - are those her OG teeth in the pics?
3 years ago
Heather could have a baby brother.... little duggie
3 years ago
lmao og teeth
3 years ago
Dug, you're so smart. really, almost genius
3 years ago
about time you caught on Heather
3 years ago
you should join mensa
3 years ago
Probably one of the few that could make it here TR
3 years ago
so why aren't you flailing on your wife while she starfishes, Dug? Clearly not getting it enough if you need to fantasize about me.
3 years ago
if this thread were a blazing inferno..tr would be foscheck
3 years ago
^ agree
3 years ago
^agree again
3 years ago
hey thatpoo'd..do you even know what foscheck is?
3 years ago
check this fos
3 years ago
not even as funny as a dalmation run over by the fire department when little timmy was watching
3 years ago
You could always go to another thread, shrek.
3 years ago
oh what am i saying..you cant even spell
3 years ago
* smerf takers his Fiona and leaves. *
3 years ago
dont let donkey kick your ass on the way out
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Nxj1vkr.png
3 years ago
Leave Shrek ALONE!
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LHafyTg.png
3 years ago
Fucking sideways picture
3 years ago
Not it isn't.
3 years ago
nice reflection, hot stuff.
3 years ago
No sign, not me.
3 years ago
only phone pictures turn sideways, Channing Tatum.
3 years ago
Not my problem this website is so poorly designed.
3 years ago
* possum lols@TotallyBannedGuy *
3 years ago
What I don't get is it being rollo. I thought rollo was already an alt
3 years ago
nah - rollo is just a guy so bored that he decided to troll Tr by "joining the squad"
3 years ago
any port in a storm
3 years ago
rollo is a ten year member so i doubt its an alt...
3 years ago
Well, that's 0-for-2.
3 years ago
That guy dead to me.
3 years ago
*is
3 years ago
They must have thought you were some kind of foreigner or something, taking a picture of a completely meaningless pastry behind the glass like the idea of food is a completely exotic concept wherever you were from.
3 years ago
I enjoy you and I hope you're not the alt of some asshole
3 years ago
You'd be surprised how much you can learn about this website by lurking for a bit and just watching.
3 years ago
I am my own alt
3 years ago
so why did you lurk and not join right away?
3 years ago
Victory loves preparation.
3 years ago
Woof! Woof!.. that's my doggie impersonation..
3 years ago
Woof! Woof! Woof!.. that's my other doggie impersonation..
3 years ago
Somebody needs to teach you new tricks.
3 years ago
well... welcome. forgive us if we are weary of new members. Lots of assholes running around, you see.
3 years ago
will you be posting a pic with sign woof? just wondering.
3 years ago
Somebody needs to recognize great lines from classic movies..
3 years ago
Stop calling me an asshole Heather..
3 years ago
i dont care if woof is new or an alt - i just like MS members who dont act like complete idiots asll the fucking time
3 years ago
asll?
3 years ago
yeah...asll the fucking time...
3 years ago
meh - yasll get the gist of my drift
3 years ago
here's my wecome wecome dance:

http://muchosucko.com/71425/Captain-Kirk-on-LSD
3 years ago
whoops
3 years ago
Well, we can't all be sl66.
3 years ago
i blame Windows 8)
3 years ago
Did you finally work out that 3.1 upgrade?
3 years ago
i turned out just fine!
3 years ago
A few of us here would question that theory, young marsupial.
3 years ago
* possum shrugs and tries to figgure out music vid subbing in Windows 8 *
3 years ago
Nice double altaccount upvote, Rollo
3 years ago
another case solved by inspector no tits
3 years ago
Mmmm Swedish meatballs
3 years ago
I get it. She has no tits. Hence the name, "inspector no tits". Skim milk at best.
3 years ago
recover password
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