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The Government Is My REAL Baby Daddy.

Thank you for putting her 'on' government!

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by JAWZ88

submitted March 31st 2014

135 comments
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would it be more or less humorous if it was an older, wrinkled and bald white guy in a gray suit saying the same thing regarding bank of america, general motors, citigroup, goldman sachs, morgan stanley, or any of the other billion dollar bail out babies?
4 years ago
leave humor to the people who know humor..you stick to digging for reposts and selling plastic cocks
4 years ago
Congrats, gurl. You just qualified as another black female stereotype that your forefathers fought to change in the eyes of the white majority society. Good job on takin the struggle and shitting allover it
4 years ago
please..nothings changed
4 years ago
Yeah it has, apparently now we owe them everything..
4 years ago
SHE'S SO BOSS!!
4 years ago
where's MY like, JAWZZZZ?
4 years ago
fair enough
4 years ago
Thatdude420 is such a bitch
4 years ago
Get some new material FOR FUCK SAKE
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
But I enjoy pwning his sorry ass
4 years ago
Butt own him when he's on atleast
4 years ago
you couldn't pwn *insert noun*
4 years ago
Also: TD is a bitch, that is true
4 years ago
hahahaha, yeah, you go butt-own td now, foofs....
4 years ago
Los needs to "butt own" passive aggressively like all women do.
4 years ago
Fries, come back here
4 years ago
Who the fuck asked you?
4 years ago
Was there a problem with something that was said?
4 years ago
Now what ?
4 years ago
now, we're all sorry and are extranice to you
4 years ago
Haha no way bird.
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull hugs the foofs, steals his wallet *
4 years ago
that's "Mr. Seagull" to you, noob
4 years ago
"Meister Bird" is also acceptable
4 years ago
nein
4 years ago
Why did she think blonde was a good idea?
4 years ago
cuz it worked for beyonce?
4 years ago
Beyonce is light skinned though.
4 years ago
Will the government be my daddy?
4 years ago
It's your boyfriends daddy.
4 years ago
You can be my daddy
4 years ago
ugh... and I bet she's from south Florida.
4 years ago
Now she can afford excessive jewelry and get her did since she was able to shirk her parenting duties.
4 years ago
The govt pays them so they don't riot and disrupt the working pleebs who keep everything running. Its the same principle as paying off the warlords in Afghanistan.
4 years ago
Obama voters
4 years ago
Barrack the vote
4 years ago
Hussein we can't affect change?
4 years ago
*effect

Whatever, I made my point
4 years ago
Typical Magawd DV. Seriously dude, get off my dick. SERIOUSLY.
4 years ago
omg
4 years ago
"he" is like a commenting retpile
4 years ago
Pretty much. All he does is dv my stuff. Even if its great content.
4 years ago
I dont care if you dv if you don't like it. But don't dv cause you don't like the user, that stupid bias shit.
4 years ago
......

More wasted humor.... I feel like only NewGuy gets me...
4 years ago
How is that worse than tr upvoting every piece of drek on this site?
4 years ago
nigger, i've voted down more than you've voted total
4 years ago
....and?
4 years ago
"every"
4 years ago
Have you voted up more than Mawgawd has voted down?
4 years ago
even asking that shows that you have no comprehension about the voting.
4 years ago
No....what we're talking about is teh 'good will' factor in voting. The baseline is a decent post, not offensive, but not parcularly worthy, might get an upvote vut probably just deserves s neutral

Who knows what MGs motive are. All I know is Jaws (wohom I have prolbem with) is griping about magawd's seeming 'unfair' votes. Well, that's the good will factor in plan then, innit?

The same applies when someone upvotes what are self-evidently not mucho worthy, yet tr considtentluy upvotes them to prove some point other than they are worthy.
4 years ago
You have no room to talk about votes Claude, you are the most bias asshole on Mucho as far a voting is concerned
4 years ago
Why do you have a problem with me, Claude?
4 years ago
That's not ANYWHERE being true,
4 years ago
Show me where I have a problem with you, Jawz....I never have
4 years ago
(wohom I have prolbem with)- I seriously thought I had dyslexia reading that.
4 years ago
I can't explains MG's motives....I'm just commenting on how ironic that tr criticizes them then turns around and does the exact same thing....and as he said...a LOT more
4 years ago
Oh it is not true is it ? Point out someone who is more biased than you in down voting subs based primarily on who posts them.... reptile excluded
4 years ago
Like for tr sounding like a human being for a brief moment.

http://i.imgur.com/sEEkPrr.gif
4 years ago
just go stroll my posts
4 years ago
so much to address on this thread, it's hard to know where to begin.
4 years ago
let's begin with the simplest issue to resolve: "Who knows what MGs motive are"

there probably isn't a comment in "his" most recent comments that explains this point (in my favor, i'd add)...no, no, that would be too easy, surely cloddy did the most cursory research before he started running his catnip hole...

http://muchosucko.com/121742/Thats-one-way-to-get-rid-of-fungus#comment2473746
4 years ago
I stopped reading at "let's begin" and will say, why don't you "stop".
4 years ago
now, consider what it means for something to even be muchoworthy...sure, we could all exercise our opinions, or we could just consider the ACTUAL explanations given by the creator of this very site, to wit: most things are muchoworthy and everything that was submitted got posted.
4 years ago
Stopping would be best.
4 years ago
let's begin with the simplest issue to resolve: Tr does, in fact, have assburgers, fact
4 years ago
game set match...

* possum prancefaps *
4 years ago
before i get back to telling you how it is on things of actual importance, you should know that your go-to syndrome is in the process of being debunked, possbro...what will you do when it is no longer a "thing"?
4 years ago
since it is germane to the subject at hand, let us explore why it appears (from the commentary) that the site is so "bad" now when, really, it is exactly the same as it was at its muchoception. think back to what the site was originally like, if you even ever saw the site back then, or just look at this handy screenshot from the archives: http://web.archive.org/web/20020601115350/http://www.muchosucko.com/

notice how the main difference between then and now is the color and the fact that the site was updated once a week.
4 years ago
before i get back to telling you how it is on things of actual importance, you should know that your mental defect is funy unless you try to tell a joke
4 years ago
please, do point out any time that you've told me how it is on matters of any importance. i'll give you some time to consider your response, before i get back to explaining why the user's complain that this site sucks now and how they're wrong.
4 years ago
I believe he just did.
4 years ago
But, then again, I didn't read past "any time".
4 years ago
obviously.
4 years ago
i'll give you some time to consider how unfunny you are, before i get back to explaining what a joke is
4 years ago
* possum caresses gently-used dust speck and wonders where the bitches at? *
4 years ago
with the change in the release of material from weekly to daily, a new day dawned in the history of muchosuckity. it allowed for users to feel like they were a part of a little friend club sort of thing, every night at midnight eastern standard time. the same people, day after day, making much the same comments, day after day. setting aside possible differences for the please of pwning the newbie that dared to show his face or not show her tits in their fun friend time.

with the advent of the instant posting, it seemed that all was lost for the friend club, but this is mostly due to a lack of critical reasoning skills. the complainers and naysayers failed to consider that there was still nothing stopping them from all logging in at the same, specified time. they preferred to complain about the changes instead and reminisce for the good old days which, as we just discovered, were exactly the same as today instead of actually just meeting at a set time for their precious friend club to pat each other on the back over how hilarious they find each other while actual, professional comedians sift through their usually boring comments for the extremely occasional gem, which they quickly appropriate and use to slightly enrich their already wealthy selves.
4 years ago
Who you calling a comedian?
4 years ago
let's start with dan tosh
4 years ago
Is that possum's real name?
4 years ago
definitely
4 years ago
What is the mathematical formula used to determine the area inside of a pentadodecahedron?
4 years ago
If you heard that and wrote it correctly, it's a trick question because a pentadodecahedron would be a 17-faced solid and its inside measurement would be a volume, not an area.
4 years ago
too bad i missed weird al when he was here...but those are the choices you make when you're retired....
4 years ago
Correct! And nice copypasta, by the way.
4 years ago
thanks. it's not like i didn't know that a polyhedron was a solid, but it is good to check...just to be safe.
4 years ago
Of course, we all do that. Just to be safe.
4 years ago
you'd think that was the case...what a world it would be if people actually took the trouble to verify the "facts" they believe that are the basis for their ridiculous opinions.
4 years ago
The myth is real - let's eat.
4 years ago
all that fancy worddin ya does tr..still no sign of humor..i defy you to backtrace the ms site and dig up one single funny you've had a hand in
turd_isthewurd
4 years ago
Surfin turd.
4 years ago
Being laughed don't make you funny
4 years ago
*at
4 years ago
because that was what happened in either of those links, right, bb?
4 years ago
Anyone who actually feels the need to provide that someone "finds you funny" is per automatic dull as fuck.
* loslobos laughs at tr *
4 years ago
because i felt the need, huh?

is that what you see happening here?
4 years ago
If someone says jump you say how high. You're a puppet in this context
4 years ago
surely you can come up with examples that give some credence to your claim.
4 years ago
^ that comment will suffice just fine
4 years ago
so, that's the usual failure on your part. nice work. be sure to continue making claims that you fail to prove in any way...don't worry, you'll get plenty of people that are willing to pretend you didn't fail again and who will look the other way, what with you being a grill and all.
4 years ago
You can call me George Foreman
4 years ago
tell you what, sweetnose, how about if i make the same kind of statement and just keep pointing at the inevitable responses as if that proves something and we'll see how believable that is for now and in the future...anyone who feels the need to complain about someone not being funny is simply conceding that they, the complainer, are woefully overwhelmed in any sort of logical discussion and they're basically just throwing a tantrum like a 2 year old as they cry and cry about the perceived lack of humor. See how that's going to work? When "you" complain about me not being funny, we'll know that it is actually to due the rage of logic failing and engaging in a visceral response due to the facts have failed "you".
4 years ago
The more you try to act other then a humorless nerd, the more you fail. Nice rage tl;dr.
4 years ago
^ that comment will suffice just fine
4 years ago
Speaking of 2-year old tantrums, you kinda cornered yourself right away
4 years ago
Keep up the g
4 years ago
*good work
4 years ago
that's the spirit, elskling.
4 years ago
nice not reading, by the way.
4 years ago
you make this too easy, bb...like a 16 year old at a house party trying that jaeger for the first time or whatever shit you use over there for the purposes of seduction.
4 years ago
Sorry, still not funny
4 years ago
hi everyone
4 years ago
Sup, gramps?
4 years ago
mind if i sub something goat-related?
4 years ago
Goat fuck yourself
4 years ago
* possum subs a 222meg goat vid now and cringegrins *
4 years ago
Did you finally get that Windows ME upgrade done?
4 years ago
* possum ubuntus *
4 years ago
Shakalakalakalaka in you?
4 years ago
ps at Urkle - i'm still only 50 for over 2 hours yet you fuck
4 years ago
Happy Birthday ..... even though it is 2 hours early Possum
4 years ago
Better hurry up and get that High Risk reunion going.
4 years ago
fuck off cunts
4 years ago
I love Risk.
4 years ago
+y sex with transvestite hookers
4 years ago
i see no problem with kirk loving risky sex with trannies.
4 years ago
could someone please adopt Risk 2 and make it work again?...

* possum closes eyes and blows *
4 years ago
Happy birthday, possum-who-might-be-my-father
4 years ago
I can't vote on this, it pisses me off too much..
4 years ago
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