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Dumbass Stabbed Himself

in the hand trying to take out the seed in the Avocado with a knife.

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by thatdude420

submitted March 29th 2014

197 comments
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Dumbass Stabbed Himself
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The guacamole is going to be flavorful tonight!
3 years ago
so you think blood tastes good you idiot?
3 years ago
Fuck you whunu
3 years ago
good
3 years ago
Next time just use a spoon
3 years ago
That's what your mom said down at the illegal abortionclinic
3 years ago
Like abortions are illegal
3 years ago
In catholic Ireland they are..
3 years ago
Didnt he move? I thought him and "insert generic muchoer" were arguing about that a few days ago
3 years ago
From what I got while skimming through that was that he wants to move to Austraila. He's still in Ireland i think
3 years ago
Who knows
3 years ago
Who cares, right
3 years ago
Well if he had a parasite growing in him he might
3 years ago
*pit of an Avacado
3 years ago
How much fucking pressure was he using to go through the pit and his hand.
3 years ago
It's pitiful
3 years ago
what is?
3 years ago
Me? I don't much care....
3 years ago
oh sorry i'm in the wrong thread
3 years ago
protip: hold her down but don't put your weight on her
3 years ago
it's a balancing act
3 years ago
Looks like a chick's hand to me.
3 years ago
at least she was where she belonged.
3 years ago
Nice get back in the kitchen bitch comment tinski.
3 years ago
So....los how long were you in the hospital after this happened to you?
3 years ago
Could be a chick. Pretty sure that's boobage right next to her arm. Could be a really fat dude, though.
3 years ago
Thats a pretty shapely breast to be a manboob
3 years ago
Those are confirmed french tip nails. Woman.
3 years ago
This is better than 300's pit of death.
3 years ago
That is NOT how you should remove the pit from an avocado.
3 years ago
Is that your professional opinion, "Doctor" smerf?
3 years ago
Why are you putting "ticks" around doctor? Stop being an idiot. Smut never said he was an MD. Get over it.
3 years ago
STFU jirk

http://muchosucko.com/80442/Thinking-of-you

Anima
Patient? You're a doctor Smerf?
3 years ago
report spam | like | stfu
smerf
Yes.
2 years ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
erm, they are called quotation marks, not ticks. That is all.
3 years ago
Borings:

a. fuck off
b. in certain IT situations, they are ticks
c. fuck off
d. hi..
3 years ago
Oops, only faggots use the stfu button.
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
Pringles, a 'doctor' can mean many things. You don't have be an MD to be called a doctor.....
3 years ago
Jirk, a faggot can mean many things, but mostly it means someone like you.

Fuck. you.
3 years ago
easy on the ticks there, as this is an IT situation.
3 years ago
You two are like a couple of "douches".
3 years ago
And way too easily "riled" up.
3 years ago
nice ticks
3 years ago
Thanks.
3 years ago
Shit.

"Thanks".
3 years ago
Ticks are "important" to jirks....
3 years ago
Dicks are *important* to Springfaggot.
3 years ago
Kinda like how jirk's wife is "satisfied" in bed
3 years ago
Meh, get some new material. Yours "sucks".
3 years ago
JamesTKirk
Dicks are *important* to Springfaggot.

Whatever you say, jirks me boy.

* Sprinkles atomic facepalms *
3 years ago
I'm not sure what your point is there, but I have a flight to catch.

3 years ago
You have a dick to catch most likely
3 years ago
Now, p[lease, fuck off and die.
3 years ago
My work here is done.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles winks at jirk *


3 years ago
Also, fuck you too, "Doctor" smerf
3 years ago
i'm sorry sprinks, my girl says you're a bad influence....

i'm afraid we can't hang out anymore
3 years ago
Don't worry, she'll come around
3 years ago
If it's because of the herpes, don't worry. My "doctor" says it'll clear up soon enough
3 years ago
you gonna wait for me?

no bromo
3 years ago
yes.

Def no bromo.

3 years ago
Seems like someone is a little butthurt. That someone is sprinkles.

I've made a lot of guacamole in my life. I know how to remove the pit from the avocado, and this guy's technique sucks.
3 years ago
This happened 5 hours ago... my interest in you and your "credentials" have waned.

3 years ago
Meh, I was busy 5 hours ago. Sorry if I actually do stuff on the weekend while you sit around on the internet.
3 years ago
This sprinkles chick is a bigger try hard than that jawz noob.
3 years ago
I accept your apology, "doctor"
3 years ago
Urks, you can take a long, hard suck on my cock.
3 years ago
Oh, you took that as an apology? I guess tone doesn't go through well with typing.
3 years ago
I think any type of "sarcasm" or" irony" is hard for him to "understand"
3 years ago
This reminds me of my Beach Club sandwich from Jimmy John's earlier tonight with extra avocado. I thought it tasted a little bloodier than normal.
3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
3 years ago
shut the fuck up, bitch
3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
3 years ago
Reminds me of the time I sliced an inch long gash in my finger from the foil on a wine bottle .. Last night.
3 years ago
You gotta watch those screw tops.
3 years ago
If it were a screwtop I wouldn't be in this mess!
3 years ago
I told you to wear oven mittens when you drink...
3 years ago
LOL stupid cunt
3 years ago
I should always listen to you :(
3 years ago
Who is this guy?
3 years ago
He's the new/old guy
3 years ago
he's a bono
3 years ago
Just be yourself, bono... come back to us, whole.
3 years ago
No bono
3 years ago
obviously this is a tr alt
3 years ago
Hello sir.
3 years ago
I am obviously totally new here but I already have great reapect for you, Mr. TR.
3 years ago
hi
3 years ago
I thought I was a tr alt...


* Sprinkles is so confused right now *



I think I need a "doctor"
3 years ago
there has been speculation that everyone is tr, sprinkbro...let me get that comment.
3 years ago
3 years ago
TD needs to lay off the dope...
3 years ago
still no german lessons from brogull yet...i guess he's too busy proclaiming that sprinkles is a tr alt...he may have done that 10 times in a row or something...really committed to that idea.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles slowly walks away while whistling *
3 years ago
I have heard something even more rediculous about this site.
3 years ago
what could that be?
3 years ago
punky?
3 years ago
totallnewguy is a breath of fresh stinky air
3 years ago
I have heard that the sand nigger who runs the site practically begs people to give him $5/mo. If they say or do anything that he disagrees with, he removes their ability to post comments, thus prompting people to stop paying him the $5/mo. It sounds like a poor business model to me.
3 years ago
lol gethigh?
3 years ago
sounds like bono, but with better English, who could it be?
3 years ago
Or a juiced up squidley.
3 years ago
I have also heard that the user Heathbar is a whore with a vagina that smells like a porta potty filled with dead animals and gorgonzola.
3 years ago
not as funny as bono, obvs.
3 years ago
hahaahahahaha
3 years ago
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS KISSING AND TELLING?!
3 years ago
Jk she is a sweet young lady.
3 years ago
"the user"
3 years ago
U guys r dum
3 years ago
I also heard the user Heathbar pries open wine bottles with the toilet seat of the aforementioned porta-potty.
3 years ago
I'd pay to see that
3 years ago
:( I just changed my wound bandage
3 years ago
TotallyGayGuy is butthurt
3 years ago
It's gonna get infected if you don't stop hanging around PPs.
3 years ago
Butthurt = outdated term.
3 years ago
Heather
:( I just changed my wound bandage

Too easy. Must refrain.
3 years ago
Its ok, I'm gonna sanitize it with 16 year old lagavulin at work.
3 years ago
Is that some kind of an after-school work program?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles bites his lip *


I told myself there would be no more obvious v-jj jokes, and I meant it!
3 years ago
hahaha yes... some Scottish exchange program. i dont know his name so I just call him lagavulin.
3 years ago
....sound more Swedish...
3 years ago
I assure you its not lol
3 years ago
so, new guy, who are you?
3 years ago
i'm pretty sure i already told you he is a tr alt, heathbar.
3 years ago
obviously, you are a poor student.
3 years ago
you must not have had any teachers who cared....
3 years ago
I am just some totally new guy. My friend told me about this site.
3 years ago
somethings fucky
3 years ago
I'll just see if your ip matches another user :)
3 years ago
yeah, "you" do that, sweetmeat.
3 years ago
please stop talking to me thank you.
3 years ago
Ummm. What part of totally new do you not understand, sweetpuss?
3 years ago
you going to make some brain slushie if i don't, jessie?
3 years ago
YOU DUN GOOFED
3 years ago
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
3 years ago
so new and fresh.
3 years ago
Heather needs a good raping. The respect that we deserve will come afterward in time.
3 years ago
maybe someone out there enjoys your blathering, i do not. find them.
3 years ago
wow & I thought zeke made no sense.
3 years ago
here's a little tip on how to deal with people you don't like online, blondie.



are you ready? it is pretty complicated....



ok, if you don't want a particular person to "talk" to "you" online, then what you do is you turn of your computer and fuck off. see how easy that is?
3 years ago
You love it. That's why you are sitting at tour computer hanging on my every post.
3 years ago
otherwise, you can feel free to contact the cyberpolice.
3 years ago
please stop talking to me.
3 years ago
oh, wait...didn't you start off by saying you were going to backtrace someone?
3 years ago
remember, bb. step one, turn computer off.
3 years ago
omg....TNG is Jackiebaby, isn't it?
3 years ago
just stop.
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
Wow! Heathbar is as dense as cunts come. "Stop talking to me". LOL. Take tr's advice and turn off your computer. You are obviously enthralled with us and you can't help it.
3 years ago
okay....TNG...now slide the laptop back over to tr
3 years ago
Wow!
3 years ago
careful....I"m sure that card table is plenty greasy
3 years ago
Hmmm, totally new guy? Which other user is he? Even though his name is "totallynewguy", he must be someone who is already here. Derp.
3 years ago
so, when it turns out that you're wrong again, clod, a whole lot of nothing will happen? you'll just press on, right, ignoring your errors and continue to opine as if you have the force of previous correct opinions to back up your statements?
3 years ago
you....seem upset (lol)
3 years ago
just to be clear, broballz, you are definitely committing to http://muchosucko.com/user/TotallyNewGuy being me, right?

spell it out if you have the stones
3 years ago
I wait patiently for heathbar to complete her cyber investigation. I am dying to read the results of this masterful ip sleuthing.
3 years ago
i'll let you know when I know.
3 years ago
Soooo, you are going to let ME know who I am? Interesting.
3 years ago
Heather, will you ask yak about my inquiry too?
3 years ago
yep :)
3 years ago
No, she won't
3 years ago
don't lie heather!
3 years ago
i will so!
3 years ago
freshie?
3 years ago
TNG looks alot like Heather
3 years ago
dont be silly dung
3 years ago
imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
3 years ago
Billygayshere lol
3 years ago
Happy Mucho day, Heather!
3 years ago
Thanks!
3 years ago
It's my mucho day, not heathbar's.
3 years ago
not bono..bono was far more creative
3 years ago
Sorry, New Guy..it's just that you two look alot alike....
3 years ago
Ok
3 years ago
how shocking cloddy failed to commit....
3 years ago
im thinking its oster
3 years ago
I was gonna go with punky but no enough rape commas
3 years ago
Oster usually outs himself within the first hour.
3 years ago
you guys are just pretending you don't really know who it is alleged to be, right?
3 years ago
tr knows
3 years ago
* possum puts TNG on ignore list *
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster doesnt ignore because life *
3 years ago
* possum facepaws @ toast and grins and drinks *
3 years ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE *goes about picking his nose *
3 years ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE and learning the ropes or the magic oranje text *
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster goes pee *
3 years ago
lol @ billy

ONE OF US
3 years ago
toast - you seem to pee more than seems normal
3 years ago
I pee every few hours as any hydrated person should
3 years ago
* smerf hydrates *
3 years ago
Good job smerfy! If your urine has color you arent drinking enough
3 years ago
^incorrect. Color depends on many factors, of which hydration is a large part.

Also, pale yellow urine is okay.
3 years ago
Im assuming they dont have liver/kidney disease which would make it darker
3 years ago
Diet will also change the color a bit.
3 years ago
You cant argue that light/no color for your urine in general is best
3 years ago
Yeah, pretty much
3 years ago
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