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Vagina Zipper

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It would suck to get your penis caught up in that zipper.

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by thatdude420

submitted March 28th 2014

25 comments
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Vagina Zipper
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Increases the chances of having your dick caught in a zipper by 100%.
3 years ago
I wouldn't get my dick anywhere near that hardware store..
3 years ago
I'm not ashamed to admit I would definitely fuck this chick. Besides, it looks like it could also function as a change purse or an ideal way to smuggle drugs.
3 years ago
but the chaffing :(
3 years ago
she ruined a perfectly good fuckhole
3 years ago
hope she likes anal
3 years ago
/end dikspam
3 years ago
Yes she did jrob, yes she did..
3 years ago
You prudes. Where's your sense of adventure? Slather a little lube on there and go to town.
3 years ago
Or, just fuck a screen door..
3 years ago
*bag of nails
3 years ago
Thanks guys, I'll add those two to the list.
3 years ago
that zipper is clearly removable, so nothing is really ruined.
3 years ago
This is the most erotic thing I have ever seen.
3 years ago
You need to get out more
3 years ago
I can imagine her trying to sell this to the piercings guy in the store. Must have been a magical conversation.
3 years ago
Shut up Meg
3 years ago
THERE ARE SUPERIOR FOOD ADDITIVES!
3 years ago
Hmmm... Would, but only for the ability to tell the story later
3 years ago
You couldn't fuck anyone without paying first
3 years ago
That's odd, because I fucked your mother last night without paying.
3 years ago
Impossible, for two reasons:

1) No chick would fuck you sober, or for free

2)Your dick must be dusty because she was cremated 2 years ago.
3 years ago
Thatdude420 would have to get a penis first for it to get stuck in said zipper....
3 years ago
I bet her mom is proud
3 years ago
I've missed you TD
3 years ago
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