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Eye worm

Awesome music

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by loslobos

submitted March 28th 2014

319 comments
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You know, every med video should have this kind of music. Really livens up the mood.
4 years ago
After so long feeling it wiggle in your eye, it must be a great feeling to have the dr let it continue to after extraction....
4 years ago
Didn't look to pleasant when the doctor left it sitting on the eyeball afterwards, that's the moment I'd panic
4 years ago
I'd have punched Punjab in the proboscis for prolonging the parasites private party inside of my peeper.
4 years ago
* xzekiel bites lip *
4 years ago
dude.......psw.....you're good peeps but you're not getting an answer.
4 years ago
where's heather?
4 years ago
it's as useless as trying to talk to morph
4 years ago
she's aflight.

i'ma vomit
4 years ago
thing is i get her
it's eerie
4 years ago
How do you go about getting an eye worm?
4 years ago
Dirty fingers, or water. Or via food
4 years ago
Some meat parasites travel from stomach to all sorts of places in the body
4 years ago
Parasites found in soil or dirt can too
4 years ago
You gotta be a dirty motherfucker to have this happen.
4 years ago
You'd be surprised how many parasites ppl carry in less fortune countries, where they're lacking clean water or proper toilets for example
4 years ago
I was gonna say, has to be be more common in those less fortunate third world countries.
4 years ago
just go for a swim in a public pool.
4 years ago
That's why they add chlorine
4 years ago
not every pool in the world has Sweden pool clean standards. Fuck you.
4 years ago
I didn't know that Sweden was the country with the pool standards upon which all other country's pools were judged.
4 years ago
Now you do and your life is better for you
4 years ago
Sweden is way ahead of everybody with their pool maintenance
4 years ago
Chlorine, what is that even
4 years ago
It's what the KKK use to wash their kids with
4 years ago
I was fine until she had it out and started 'playing' with it (at least that's what it looked like).

* iamgodandyoudie shivers *
4 years ago
Stop fucking with it and pull it out of there! get it off the persons eye wtf!!!!
4 years ago
hi morph!
4 years ago
hey! i thought you were banned?
4 years ago
Sprinkles stop it.
4 years ago
Don't be lame.
4 years ago
You can have a chat with me whenever.
4 years ago
Hey dug
4 years ago
i'm bored...
i read a bunch of shit about
yeah....
anyway hi
4 years ago
i'm schlammered.....
4 years ago
too many people here think they're too good for others
funny thing is i see through it
anyway, hi dug
4 years ago
slap your wife's ass for me.
4 years ago
shut up and go to bed
4 years ago
ohw hi!
4 years ago
my nuts are smelly
4 years ago
so close to the 15 comment ultimate combo...way to fuck it up, pal.
4 years ago
admit that the water around your head has grown steven
and accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
i'd like to watch you wade out....
4 years ago
i'm not taking the best approach here
4 years ago
steve, you don't like me anyway, right?
so we can agree.....
starving yourself is kinda fun sometimes
4 years ago
yet not the way to go out
4 years ago
don't forget that you are white
4 years ago
zeke, i do like you.....

thats why watching you flailing about like a drunken clown, pissing your life away and psychobsessing over girls on here is making me angry as fuck......

you're wasting.
4 years ago
i don't psychobsess over anyone. I like who I like. That is that. I think I used the wrong analogy.
4 years ago
no, you like ideas you have of people, not the people themselves...
4 years ago
And yes I'm wasted....but I still see things clear......whether I can relate them or not, that remains to be seen
4 years ago
no dude......i see people for what they are. that's why i don't like most. you're meh.
4 years ago
sorry dude but you're not important to me.......
4 years ago
your face is meh, you drunk-ass psychotic assclown



<3<3<3
4 years ago
oh, noes, im not important to zeke?



* Steven_Seagull goes on living *
4 years ago
Go to bed Z
4 years ago
Zeke, I got drunk last night, you were on here, went to sleep woke up had breakfast & you are still on here. way to go.
4 years ago
dude, i like you

i hate people who are way more important.

I'm not important, but i see who is.
it's the bane of my existence
4 years ago
You're not important.

Sorry dude.

You're a good guy though.
4 years ago
who IS important?
4 years ago
keep that shit outta your arm
cuz i see it coming
4 years ago
there are people here who need to understand their potential
i'm nothing
4 years ago
* Barret bearhugs the drunken spambot *
4 years ago
if zeke is on a bender, I am going to get some beers in. Its Sambuca sunday motherfuckers
4 years ago
I hate the fact but I'm being serious. Seagull's gonna relapse. Prove me wrong faggot.
4 years ago
people!

understand your potential!

zeke wants it that way!


sadsadsad
4 years ago
hi barret
4 years ago
drunk of his meds unemployed psychozeke

calls out

me


sadsadsad
4 years ago
seagull.....you don't have to believe me
just......don't
you can talk to me buddy
4 years ago
i've never been on meds. I didn't take them.
4 years ago
As much as I love you seagull......I see too clearly
4 years ago
You wanna know the truth seagull? I drink as a form of escapism. Cuz I'm sick of shit. And I see things clearly. You're not a bad dude. Stay away from the needle (you're not going to anyway)
4 years ago
i will break you in the end.......

and it'll be meaningless collateral damage.





go on now buddy...
4 years ago
how are you going to break me?

i honestly wish i could be
4 years ago
if you prove me wrong I would love it
4 years ago
milkshake.

you wont have one.

i get all the treats.
4 years ago
i see through shit. i'm serious. keep the needle out of your arm guy.
4 years ago
no one ever believes me and so i drink like a fucking fish.....and i have nothing to say ultimately.
4 years ago
you're going to relapse soon steven......don't
barret will be dead soon too.
brownwings unfortuanetly will live a long life
only the good die young.
4 years ago
the funniest part is people think i'm kidding
4 years ago
tr......shut up
4 years ago
i'm not even joking
4 years ago
i'm nothing and i know that
4 years ago
i see shit happening.....i see shit that's about to happen

i'm 100% serious.

brownwings is gonna live a long life unfortunatley
4 years ago
i drink too much to drown it.
4 years ago
and yeah, steve you're gonna relapse.

don't
4 years ago
i'm not important

and no one I see is either

it's all just mundane bullshit

so i drink and don't give a shit
4 years ago
now i know this sounds insane......
it kinda is
but i'm serious
there's no stopping it
4 years ago
i wish someone was important.......but you're not
4 years ago
not on the whole
4 years ago
i'm gonna be childless
4 years ago
i see that
4 years ago
and steve you're gonna relapse and it will be the death of you
4 years ago
i'm not joking
4 years ago
i need to make lemonade for mixer.
4 years ago
your head should explode from all the wrong it's filled with
4 years ago
i know no one believes me and that's fine.

nothing i say is important anyway.
4 years ago
i have yet to find an important life

so i live for myself alone
4 years ago
zeke, you could start a fight in an empty house
4 years ago
yeah i'm drunk, but i'm being honest.
unfortunately this douchebag is gonna live a long time
whilst the people i give a fuck about are gonna drop left and right.

I'm serious, and I'm right.
4 years ago
steve, i see it going two ways
the latter is optimal
4 years ago
you're drunk and kinda retarded
4 years ago
i'm really drunk and very retarded
but i'm not wrong.
4 years ago
see what going which way?

also: no.
4 years ago
it's like.......if i say it it'll be the wrong thing to say
and just cursing you

but yeah you're going to use......if you live through it you'll be happy for once and live on the ocean

i know how fucking stupid that sounds.....i just see it
4 years ago
no one believes me and no one cares....it's not even important. I see nothing important. It's like......I'm a clairvoyant with absolutely nothing to say. I live through it. Fuck it.
4 years ago
you're funny....

thinking you know all the answers without even knowing the question....

mucho needs a 'paypal zeke a beer' button....

we would kill you with kindness
4 years ago
i'm not joking
4 years ago
i wish i were
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/uExoENu.jpg
4 years ago
i am. I see shit.
4 years ago
only the good die young
4 years ago
and i see nothing of interest.......like tr naked
4 years ago
the sad fact is that no one has an effect on shit
4 years ago
the interesting part is that things have started changing
4 years ago
i don't care if you believe me or not
seagull.......just believe me
4 years ago
uhm






no
4 years ago
ok well put down the needle in your moment cuz there's life ahead of you

it's like this is condescending but i don't mena to be
4 years ago
if you want to think i'm crazy go for it

but i'm not lying
4 years ago
i never used intravenous.

i never will.

at the moment i'm high on life in a way you cannot even dream of.
4 years ago
steven.......i see this as a serious dilemma in your life. Just know there's a beautiful life on the other side. And I know you think i'm crazy but i see it.
4 years ago
i think you will consider it.....at a low point
4 years ago
youre so funny.....

if only you knew how
4 years ago
i'm not joking.....
i don't know you and i don't know your past
i don't claim to know anything about you

i see what i see
you can think i'm crazy
you can not believe me
i don't much care
4 years ago
i'm the resident drunk..........

there's reasons why
4 years ago
tbh steve, i either see you dying with a needle in your arm with a gasp on you face of you standing by an ocean. that's what i see.
fuck me, right?
4 years ago
i don't care what you believe. I don't care if you believe me or not.
4 years ago
i hope shit works out for you......i'm gonna get drunk
4 years ago
if you believe i'm crazy so be it......but i'm entirely serious
4 years ago
i mostly ignore shit and get drunk. I've told mucho as a whole already that i see shit.....then i played it off as a joke.

Shit happens.
4 years ago
i don't care if you believe me or not.
4 years ago
there are reasons why i drink.
4 years ago
main reason is you're weak
4 years ago
i am weak.

i don't deny it.
4 years ago
i'm not an especially important clairvoyant
i don't have any answers
i don't know you
believe what you want
4 years ago
I could tell you some shit, but you wouldn't believe me.
4 years ago
I'm no magician.
4 years ago
you actually will be faced with a decision.
4 years ago
and it will be a needle.......
4 years ago
and if you're not about that then good.
4 years ago
i think you're gonna die though
4 years ago
*me cracks a beer
4 years ago
Zeke: go to bed.
4 years ago
brownwings will live long........unfortunately
4 years ago
yeah, you said that, four times.
4 years ago
fuck off smerf
4 years ago
it's true though guy
4 years ago
i see nothing for smerf.......daywalker
4 years ago
(i honestly see nothing)
4 years ago
I know no one believes me........whatever
4 years ago
We need to get this guy a TV spot like Sylvia Browne!
4 years ago
i'm not that entertaining.
4 years ago
i see nothing for you either dush
4 years ago
like.......i just don't see anything when i focus on you

could mean you're a daywalker
4 years ago
actually I'm not going to say shit cuz it's too goddamned sad
4 years ago
Zeek getting piss drunk and falling everywhere on stage telling the audience that they are in imminent danger of things that have absolutely nothing to do with their lives.

'You sir, you down in the front row. I can tell you that if you don't get your son off of crack cocaine he will murder you and your wife for drug money in the middle of a binge.'

'....but Mister Zeek...I'm gay and this is my boyfriend Chip, we...can't have any children...' poor homo starts violently sobbing.

*camera cuts to a coors light commercial as zeke falls backwards into the prop wall knocking over all the artificial plants and smashing through the fake window*
4 years ago
Think what you want dush.
4 years ago
I think you'd look rather dashing in a Turban.
4 years ago
nah dude. i don't subscribe to any religion

you're gay btw.....
4 years ago
i'm gonna go back to Ice Cold Gold now.
4 years ago
the thing is at first i was all drunk and emotional and concerned........i'm not anymore.
4 years ago
You're actually not gay, but you'll find comfort in a same sex relationship.
4 years ago
Zeke is the Mr Lahey of mucho. He should defo have his own TV show.
4 years ago
and brownwings outlives us all......
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
the biggest dipshit......
4 years ago
tbh most people here are fucked
4 years ago
and yes i'm serious when i focus on someone
i mostly don't give a shit though
4 years ago
I can see myself with two dogs and a wife.......no children though :(
4 years ago
and yes i'm fucking serious
4 years ago
How are you going to get a wife when you're a recluse that won't stay sober long enough to go out and meet someone without getting piss drunk and reading her palm?
4 years ago
Brownwings is basically Jerry from Parks and Rec
4 years ago
Oh the gay guy is accusing me now......
4 years ago
I can't explain it dush.

It's just how I see it.
4 years ago
tbh I'm lmao

but tis true
4 years ago
It's true that no one wants me.
I need to mature.
4 years ago
Hence the no children part....
4 years ago
and i don't just see myself conviniently
4 years ago
Ooh do me next!
4 years ago
i have nothing to say about you cs
you've found your love and will grow old and die.
you'll also look really bad when you're old
4 years ago
don't worry though, he'll love your pants off
4 years ago
i don't see kids......
4 years ago
MODS MODS MODS MODS
4 years ago
perhaps one well-behaved small boy
4 years ago
but not likely
4 years ago
thank you for not liking what everyone else liked btw cuntscab
I don't mean to be mean
4 years ago
Haha thanks
4 years ago
i'm serious :(
4 years ago
It seems I am invisible on Zekes... whatever-dar.
4 years ago
you're a daywalker
4 years ago
He can't sense your ginger "soul" is all.
4 years ago
cuntscab someone's infertile but you'll make it happen
4 years ago
sheer will
4 years ago
one small well behaved boy
4 years ago
i'm kidding.......this is more like wishful thinking
4 years ago
i have no idea cs
4 years ago
i'm pretty certain about the rest though


and someone's infertile.....
4 years ago
you already know that though.
4 years ago
it's raining and i'm distracted

tbh i laugh and make shit up, but part of it is true.....dush IS gay
4 years ago
That someone's infertile? Must have been that seedy abortion i had last year
4 years ago
and seagull.......i was entirely serious
4 years ago
i told you i was weak
4 years ago
nah cs.....you're gonna have problems getting preggers again
4 years ago
i wish you many children
4 years ago
Ugh don't say that!
4 years ago
you'll have one small well-behaved boy
4 years ago
he'll be tiny
4 years ago
and dush IS gay......
4 years ago
cs you'll have a child that's basically the little guy from the middle
4 years ago
i'm joking now.......
4 years ago
but yeah someone's infertile
4 years ago
cuz the abortion you had was not from your husband
4 years ago
i'm so entirely right aren't i?
4 years ago
I'm starting to believe you just want me to be gay to fulfill your 'visions'...
4 years ago
I had to do the math, but I'm sorry to say, you're inaccurate on that front. I was about 2 months preggers at my wedding, had only been banging him for 4mo before that, I wont rule out an alien baby though.
4 years ago
why did you abort it then?
4 years ago
i'm not seeing "visions"
dush i know you're gay
i did see visions of seagull
the rest was just me taking the piss out of you all
and yes i see shit....
4 years ago
Wasnt ready to have it
4 years ago
responsible decision. thank you on behalf of all mankind.
4 years ago
you're gonna have problems though
4 years ago
i'm so completely drunk
but you'll have problems carrying a child a
4 years ago
it's not you, it's your husband's low count
4 years ago
is zeke turning into miss cleo?
4 years ago
* xzekiel nopes right the fuck outta here *
4 years ago
i just vomitted like a high school bitch
4 years ago
also.....cuntscab i don't believe it was your husband's
4 years ago
dush IS gay though...
4 years ago
hey a......just between you and me........he can't
4 years ago
well.....it's hard
4 years ago
twss
4 years ago
lets look at this rationally.....cuntscab is an attractive lady
and what was i saying again?
4 years ago
nothing.

you havent been saying anything in days.
4 years ago
you're welcome to think what you want
but the shit i originally said was cuz i meant it

and i did see a lot more
y ou can not believe me......you don't anyway
that'll be fine
i don't much care
i don't wanna drag anyone into this
doesn't matter
fuck off
4 years ago
It was definitely Mr. Scabs baby, unless I was impregnated by god or something. In which case, I basically killed Jesus. How cool would that be?!
4 years ago
why didn't you have it?
4 years ago
i'm sorry, that was a loaded question and unfair of me to ask.
4 years ago
cuntscab
Wasnt ready to have it
30 minutes ago
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4 years ago
where would i be without you jrob?
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTGyWT0Cg
4 years ago
* jrob2020 holds zeke and sways gently *
4 years ago
i hate to say it but......

i'm not convinced
4 years ago
lean on me is kinda hot
4 years ago
the movie.....
4 years ago
definitely a classic
4 years ago
i need a gun
4 years ago
you know the reality is i love most of you here
but yeah.....i see shit
4 years ago
It's like a really poor B quality rendition of The 6th Sense...
4 years ago
no one believes me and that's fine
4 years ago
Dush.....you are indeed gay
4 years ago
and i don't buy that it was actually his baby
but whatever, it's not my business
4 years ago
Don't gay people despise vaginas?

I happen to greatly like vaginas...
4 years ago
my nuts stink to high hell
4 years ago
dush you're gay
4 years ago
dush it's ok buddy. want what you want. own that shit.
4 years ago
my balls stink
4 years ago
Wow, i had my doubts, but zeke really IS psychic.
4 years ago
I'm not even gonna start.....
4 years ago
so much controversy
4 years ago
I'm wicked fucking smaht
4 years ago
also jrob.....sorry but have some tests done
4 years ago
i'm a dipshit
4 years ago
Judging by the stfu, he already did.
4 years ago
full blown jrobaids :(
4 years ago
i meant.......nvm
4 years ago
Cooncoryza
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
i know that no one loves me. I don't deny that and don't deny that my liver is failing and i can't find love. Welcome to my life.
4 years ago
hahaha......wow
4 years ago
i'm kinda convinced though of other things......
4 years ago
my nuts smell like mold
4 years ago
i'm gonna vomit
4 years ago
sweet jesus.
4 years ago
tbh i'd just laugh my balls off at any bitch that tried to be like "the baby's yours"

I honestly don't get how and guy could fall for that
4 years ago
heather you want to get pregnant to hook the guy
am i right or am i right?
4 years ago
The baby was his!
4 years ago
I don't believe you
4 years ago
ive been with my boyfriend for 7 years, I dont really think I have to hook anyone. And no I dont want a baby.
4 years ago
she was with her then boyfriend and then married him, it was his baby because she wasn't cheating on him, now get over it zeke
4 years ago
it just doesn't add up to me
4 years ago
i won't even get into the politics
4 years ago
because you dont know anything about her life or relationship. move on.
4 years ago
how dare you judge her heather
4 years ago
yeah ok zeke.
4 years ago
* xzekiel sqeezes heather *
4 years ago
Zeke is the Brick Tamlin of the psychic world.
4 years ago
hey dush.......you're gay buddy
4 years ago
i don't judge anyone for their decisions though it's hard for me not to be bias. I understand it has nothing to do with me though I still can't stop my opinion getting in the way.
4 years ago
i'm gonna go sleep
4 years ago
nini buddy
4 years ago
first good idea you had in 2 days, bro
4 years ago
you really need to learn how to stop drinking and go to sleep at a semi decent hour like a normal human
4 years ago
I'm beginning to think that he's some sort of drunken cyborg sent from the future to guide us all
4 years ago
Robots do run off of alcohol
4 years ago
Zeke is confirmed to be a robot from the future who's come here to guide us away from drinking and with an overload in the emotional memory bank
4 years ago
I use to very much enjoy drinking with zeke
4 years ago
Zeke? Zeke? Zeeeeeeke?
4 years ago
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse

I think he passed out
4 years ago
He never sleeps long
4 years ago
I was hoping he came back and was like fuck you!!! 30 days sober bitches. Oh well.
4 years ago
I wanna know what's in store for me. Will I ever get asked to the prom?
4 years ago
I doubt Zeke has spent 30minutes sober
4 years ago
Pretty sure you're right, Toaster.
4 years ago
zeke - when will Sharri fall off the wagon and fuck me again?
4 years ago
Probably more like calling Sharri for the thousandth time and she doesn't answer... I gotta piss
4 years ago
i never call sharri - she just kind of shows up when she shows up
4 years ago
* loslobos clicks play to drown out the spam *
4 years ago
^cat lady

i know you hate cats, but eventually....
4 years ago
i had shit all typed out....
4 years ago
thing is lobos, people love you
4 years ago
you should learn to like cats though, cuz no one will be good enough for you
4 years ago
i miss not-zeke
4 years ago
shut up faggot
4 years ago
maybe lead by example?
4 years ago
believe me or don't

doesn't matter
4 years ago
its choosing the lesser of two evils.......we complain that no one's online and its crickets in here,then we complain about drunkspamzeke....at least theres a little activity...the mornings have been a ghost town lately
4 years ago
BUT STILL::::
4 years ago
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