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Parking Lot Terrorism

OMG THE TERRORISTS HAVE MOVED INTO AMERICAS PARKING LOTS!

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by yak

submitted June 26th 2006

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"Hitler had the right idea...He was just an underachiever." - Bill Hicks
11 years ago
Fast and the Furious: Bicycle Drift.
11 years ago
excellent post, mbi. thanks for the laugh. can't top bill hicks. heh.
11 years ago
BAHAHAHHA.... im gunna go try that right now.
11 years ago
damn... i'd try that if i hadn't sold my robe
11 years ago
Uh, yeah, chairman stole my comment. Oh, he'll rue all right...
11 years ago
I f-ing cried laughing.
11 years ago
dumb fucking nigger....
11 years ago
honestly how the fuck was he doing that? bald ass tires?
11 years ago
Lmao ive never seen anything like this in my entire life. Burn out with the a fucking bike?!?! WOW haha purely priceless, I would love to see someone do that upfront in perspon.

@kneeger stfu I would like to see you do something better and post it up on this site other wise just stfu you ignorant basterd.
11 years ago
....Is he wearing a bath robe?
11 years ago
Slightly impressed...BUT it would have been better with a camel.
11 years ago
first off, thats not a afghan. thats an AFRICAN
second, that looks way more like a road than a parking lot
third... thats fucking ill
11 years ago
First off, did you feel the need to let us know he was African or did your Invisible Comment Man (TM) make another invisible ignorant rant?

I can't think of another two things to say right now, just needed the first bit.
11 years ago
I didn't see any IEDs strapped to the bike.
11 years ago
I think he left the parking break on...
11 years ago
"thats fucking ill"

i'd call it ill simply because of the fact that this poor sap is too dirt poor and useless to society to be able to pull doughnuts in a car, resorting to the use of a stolen bicycle.
i'd call it ill because this type of violent criminal represents society's ails.
11 years ago
I agree w/ Jib. I don't think he was trying to do that. I think he was trying to get to the Quickie Mart, and something was wrong with his bike.
11 years ago
Mega-drift styleeeee
11 years ago
haha iloseatlife, you see a video of a guy doing NOTHING more than riding a bike in a parking lot. Without given any sort of info on him, hell there's no background other than a wall. And you come to the conclusion he's a "violent criminal"?
11 years ago
lol cool
11 years ago
Terrorism, huh? I was kind of expecting him to go suicide-bomber during that, but oh, well...
11 years ago
iloseatlife..... Would he be more usefull to society if he did his doughnuts in a car? Is that what your trying to say? Maybe you should research this theory, perhaps in Iraq.
11 years ago
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
"iloseatlife..... Would he be more usefull to society if he did his doughnuts in a car? Is that what your trying to say?"
relatively speaking, yes. yes he would. I'm referring to a car that he purchased legally. Not one that's stolen like this bike. Being a consumer is more useful than being a thief.
11 years ago
lmaoooooooooLMAOOOOOOOO thats a sickass foo!!! man that guys my hero
11 years ago
Yes, because you know for sure that he stole the bike. you're a fucking racist tool.
11 years ago
i can do dat
11 years ago
looks like he just put is weight on the front wheel. kinda like how BMX'ers tail whip on thier front wheel, but he just didn't get air. i dunno, but i'm gonna go and try that
11 years ago
fucking niggers will do anything for crack...even burn rubber on a bike.
11 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
add the word stolen before bike.
11 years ago
of course black people cant afforrrrrrd real kwaZZzzzsssakis to peel out...so this is prety much the next big thing to a good burnout.....(sigh) FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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k...gonna go get faded 2 ....damm wata trip lol
11 years ago
i guess no one noticed sand on the road?
11 years ago
its stolen too?
11 years ago
i was hoping he would chop off some pussy marines head
11 years ago
bicycle donuts FTMFW
11 years ago
the title is fucking hillarious
11 years ago
OMG THAT SAND NIGGER GOT SOME MOVES. LOL WELL WHEN U LIVE IN THE DESSERT AND FUCKING CAMMELS GETS OLD I GESS HE CANT HELP BUT BE GOOD AT IT.

liberatethis: FUCK U U DICK SUCKER I HOPE HE CHOPS YOUR HEAD OFF THEN BITCH THAT THE AMERICANS WHERE NOT THERE TO HELP. FAGGET
11 years ago
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