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Kid Drinks a 2 Year Old Beer

Finds a beer thats been sitting in a rain gutter on a house for god knows how long.. drinks it and well you can guess the rest.

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by yak

submitted June 24th 2006

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I found a beer in my woods, while filming a movie. It was like in a thicet of bamboo. It looked like it was from the 70's. I snagged it because I figured someone on eBay will buy it. Once I get my debit card I'm gonna sell it.
11 years ago
That never happened peruso.
11 years ago
Great now your roof reeks of puke.
11 years ago
yeah, now he's part of the vintage BRUUUHHH!! club...
11 years ago
so, here's the deal...i have a really gay haircut.
11 years ago
what a douchebag. he's so alternative with his rad mohawk and abercrombie uniform. tool.
11 years ago
Milwaukee's Best Light? Drinking that swill would make you vomit no matter how old it is. These guys must be under aged since that and Natty Ice seem to only be consumed by minors.
11 years ago
Two words: Lightweight Pussy.

And last I checked alcohol doesn't go bad, after all, people drink 7 year old wiskey, and 70 year old wine.
11 years ago
yeah but you cant put down the fact that bitter ass cooked in the sun beer is going to taste like shit reguardless
9 years ago
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo fucken white boys man omfg.

guy 1: WHOA thats so knarley dude pound this 500 year old beer made by nazis dude its on top of your roof heh heh heh eeeyyyy dude

guy2: ok ok ok i can tell this is 500 yeas old cause this has the swatztika sighn on it dude whoa dude im totally gonna do it and if i cant choke me out with maurrys fucken que cards dude.

*drink drink drink*
guy 1: bllllluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! dfjsfsdk;fsfjksafk;lsfjksd;fksd;f;kdls

fucken idiots lmao
11 years ago
guy 1: im going to***
11 years ago
I did that too, but the beer was refrigerated for about five years in my friend's fridge. Worst day of my life.
11 years ago
What a fucking tool .....
11 years ago
trisket:

Mass produced CO2 injected beer (Like the Beast in the above) is not alcohol in that sense. 1.Alcohol levels below 7% don't provide any preserative quality. 2.Without any hop oils (Milwaukee's Best Light is practically void of hops) to stabilize any unbrewed sugars and/or yeast, the fermentation will continue unchecked. In general, shit beer like this will last 6 months at best, then starts to go bad. After two years, it probably might be best used as rust remover.


And with luck, in a few years you'll be old enough to buy some.
11 years ago
did you know that hop is family of our beloved cannabis
o yeah and for the dumbass upstairs, belgium beers can be kept several years depending on the alcohol grade, the yeasting keeps on going till all sugars are converted into CO2.
after 4 years you can throw the beer away.
i dono anything about canned beer though.
11 years ago
Actually I nearly did the same thing when I had no alternative but to remember just how bad beer in a can tasted like. And I mean no alternative.
11 years ago
Well if you ever drank cold cans out in the sun and failed to drink them all an put them back in the fridge i have noticed they taste differnt so imagine that by about six hundred times. yuk
11 years ago
lol kesteral super strength doesnt keep and thats 12 percent, tastes nasty ordinary but we used to hang out in the woods and whenever we couldnt finnish them all we stashed them up trees, i remember me mate crackin one open and having to sit on the toilet for half a day
11 years ago
he didn't puke because the beer was old.
he puked because he tried to shotgun a beer and his faggot stomach cant hold alcohol like he wishes it can.

11 years ago
"You're an idiot, also you haven't finished drinking your beer yet."

Nice friends there. Course after two years in the sun that had to be atleast a mild form a poison. Next time just save yourself the effort and drink some syrup of ipecac, you'll get the same results.
11 years ago
dude okay so where im from its "cool" to get a moped when you turn 15 cus you cant drive, but this kid told me how he had to go to the hospitol cus he drank a full bottle of ipecac to get in a moped gang, man im glad i never got one, granted i woudlnt have drank that shit and dry-heaved for 6 hours either.
9 years ago
I found a beer in a store once....
11 years ago
I found a beer in yo mommas gapping asshole once....
11 years ago
beer goes bad... if you leave a bottle with a little bit left on your counter for like a week or more, mold will grow in it... beats me if mold can grow in sealed cans, but either way, i bet that tasted like shit because its "Old Milwaukee".
11 years ago
Beer is for pussies.
11 years ago
beer is for all stupid fucks its all about shots
11 years ago
Macrobrewed beer is the pits anyway.
11 years ago
beer is a mans drink man, im not talking about larger but a nice pint of bitter would put some hair on your chest, mind you i love jack daniels, vodka, southern comfort, tequila, in fact i think i might be an alcoholic, wheres that AA leaflet that prick gave me
11 years ago
its true, beer is a mans drink.

rum/whiskey/tequila a close second.
11 years ago
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