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I don't know about you, but this made my sick

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by caleg

submitted June 22nd 2006

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1 in 3 americans have a parasite of some sort :(
that fact and watching this actually gave me the heebee jeebees.. that says a lot...
how they just fucking wriggle through the flesh of the stomach and stuff fucking creeps me out! :P
11 years ago
that's a fucking cow you morons....get a life
11 years ago
omfg.... so many worms
11 years ago
"I got worms... that's what we're gonna call it. I Got Worms"
11 years ago
pull em out your ass, its easy bait for fishing
11 years ago
wtf is that?
11 years ago
One of the parasites your talking about Yak is Toxoplasmosis, its from cats eating infected rats an mice an its thought to be responsable for making people risk takers an giving people delayed reactions, its probly responsable for the way society is in some small way.(nation of risk takers ). It lives in the brain and cant be removed. Its one of the reasons i think cats are dirty disease fuckers. I couldnt be bothered explaining it fully but im sure some wont believe me so feel free to look it up.

(it lives in a third of most of western countries populations maybe more)
11 years ago
Yea is some sort of Animal Gut..Kneeger is right..
11 years ago
yeah ive heard about that cat parasite thing, apparenlty it turns men in lathargic scruffs and has the opposit effect on wemon, no really saw it on the news or somthin when they had nothing better to report, or i could have dreamed it again damm reality aint what it used to be
11 years ago
oh and that vid was fucking lush, defo not human because our bile is brown not green hense why your shit is that colour, trust me im in the middle of my biology A levels, scary thought that :|, i'd say it was a cow, how many stomachs do they have again four or five?
11 years ago
and parasites arent anything to worry about, theres some statistic where if you take the number of cells in our body only five percent are our own, the rest is bacteria and parasites, honistly bacterial cells are roughly a thousand time smaller than our own so their numbers make up a huge percentage, most are used to maintain our natural flora and you would die pretty quickly without the little buggers
11 years ago
our bile is green.. and that is a human :P

unless my puke has lied to me

cows have 4 "stomachs"

the reason your poop is brown is because thats what color things turn when they get broken down... try it out, get pretty much any acid and throw a bunch of different food into it.. itll turn into a muddy shit color

11 years ago
bile, bitter alkaline fluid of a yellow, brown, or green color, secreted, in man, by the liver. Bile, or gall, is composed of water, bile acids and their salts, bile pigments, cholesterol, fatty acids, and inorganic salts. In man it is stored in the gall bladder and, in response to the action of the hormone cholecystokinen (whose secretion by the intestine is stimulated by the presence of food), is secreted via the cystic and common ducts into the duodenum. The bile salts aid in digestion by emulsifying fats, enabling the absorption of fats and of the fat-soluble vitamins (A, D, E, and K) through the intestinal wall. Since unabsorbed fats tend to coat other foods and prevent the action of digestive enzymes, adequate fat absorption mediated by bile salts is necessary for the complete digestion of food and the prevention of decomposition of partially digested foods by intestinal bacteria. The alkaline bile acts to neutralize the stomach acid in the small intestine, providing a more optimum environment for the pancreatic enzymes. The bile is a route of excretion for many drugs and metabolites; cholesterol is excreted almost entirely in the bile, as are breakdown products of heme, such as bilirubin, which color the bile and are known as the bile pigments. If the flow of bile is impeded by inflammation, gall stones, or other abnormality, digestive disturbances and frequently jaundice result.
11 years ago
...brain...hurts...
11 years ago
eurk, after watching that i'm never eating pot noodle again.
11 years ago
Take it from the medical student,
Human bile is green, feces is brown because of bilirubin, and these parasites are pinworms- the same kind that crawls out of your anus at night to lays eggs, which makes you itch like crazy.
11 years ago
lol i could have said that but isnt the main source of bile a product break down of red blood cells, and ive seen footage of the duodenum and it being secreted from the gall bladder and yet that looked brown to me
11 years ago
but you probably seen it up close and personal, so i dunno
11 years ago
hey i just picked up my text book and it makes no distinction between bile and bilrubin and said its pigment of yellow brown colour no mention of green so im just going off what ive been taught i know they restrict the detail for instance at lower levels when learning about the biochemistry of resperation at GCSE but i see no need in lowering the detail at A level and on this particular subject
11 years ago
plus i have this exact exam to start about an hour so i should know my stuff, but hey im on muchosucko so shows much attention i pay to revision
11 years ago
Bilirubin is a breakdown product from heme, which is liberated from destroyed RBCs. If bilirubin backs up in the blood your skin will become jaundiced (yellow). Bile is a salt and it contains bilirubin and cholesterol, among other things, which help emulsify fats for digestion.
11 years ago
fuck you jiminy cricket you fucking suck ass you fucking ass licking piece of shit who the fuck cares about fucking bile and the colour of shit, you suck ass and you diserve to die you fucking tard, cut your fucking balls so that you cannot polute the fucking expantion of humanity you hobo piss drinkin excuse of a homosapian
11 years ago
wait thats a little harsh isnt it
11 years ago
no i hope you die and im the one responsible for your painful fucking death, where you beg for the end befor it comes
11 years ago
i know somone who can sought that out for you if you want his number
11 years ago
yeah i wouldnt mind actually anything to get rid of you, you liberal fuck cheese,
11 years ago
you gotta be a real dolt if you think that is a human stomache or mabye you just never paid attention in biology
11 years ago
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