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A GAME OF PWNS

The ultimate goal of any internet warrior is to sit on the legendary Nerd Throne, forged from the rage that smashed a hundred keyboards.

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by tr_willk

submitted March 10th 2014

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A GAME OF PWNS
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I just finished my very own game of pwns...

Hi lobies, I'm over here now...
4 years ago
Shame on you, smerf. I thought you of all people here was capable of using words to convey thoughts, and not need to resort to played out memes.

I am dissapoint.

4 years ago
Watching older mucho members white-knight each other is like watching a teamster's union go out of its way to protect the dumb and useless ones within the organization.

Both hilarious and sad at the same time.
4 years ago
You're not worth the words.
4 years ago
Sucks when someone points out your bullshit, doesn't it?




4 years ago
How is it exactly that you made it through medical school?
4 years ago
Must have been a lot of memorization and shit... even rainman could memorize facts.
4 years ago
Critical though is a whole different thing...
4 years ago
* smerf goes to work now *
4 years ago
Don't forget to count the toothpicks, smerfie...
4 years ago
medical school, huh?
4 years ago
you should know, sprinkles, he's not a physician
4 years ago
A veterinarian?

A nurse?
4 years ago
he's a massage therapist, basically
4 years ago
now, the allegation is that he is a "doctor" of "physical therapy"

but what that means, who knows?
4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jesus.
4 years ago
Well, thanks TR, that made my day.
4 years ago
Could use some dead baby jokes over here.

Just sayin
4 years ago
Shut your faggot mouth.
4 years ago
Well, knowing that smerf is a masseuse, it all makes sense now. I just couldn't figure out who a physician could be so, well, obtuse and ignorant.
4 years ago
*how a physician
4 years ago
i like to imagine that, the reason why he's so unlucky with the ladies is that his technique goes something like this:

-hey bb, i'm a doctor
-can you write prescriptions?
-um, no...
-wtf, did you get some doctorate through the mail or something?
-of course not...i went to school and everything...
-i'll bet you've got a lot of student loan debt..
-um, um...(walks away)
4 years ago
Hey smerf, I got something you can rub... there's a 10 dollar bonus if I'm happy at the end of it.

4 years ago
Lots of talk from a pedo retired backroom porn pusher and a uncle fucking invalid.
4 years ago
Shut your useless mouth you fucking retarded chimp.
4 years ago
You're nothing but a low-level troll with a huge yellow streak on its back.
4 years ago
^he said while looking in the mirror
4 years ago
^can't stay away...

* Sprinkles waves sexily at lobie... *
4 years ago
yo, sprinks, gotten your membership card for the squad yet?

i hear everybody who's fondling tr's balls get's the H.C. gold one...
4 years ago
Jealousy will get you nowhere, gully...
4 years ago
uhm, jealous of what exactly should i be?
4 years ago
Of the ball juggling, of course...
4 years ago
Wait a minute! smerf is a what? This is great.
4 years ago
Happy endings for all!
4 years ago
I knew he was a lying sack of shit.

4 years ago
He's been talking about med school for years. He's not even going to try to be a real doctor? What a loser.
4 years ago
apparently, "doctors" of physical therapy are quite controversial.

The DPT degree has been described as an example of "credential creep" or degree inflation in The Chronicle of Higher Education.

basically, he's a creep doctor.
4 years ago
I know a couple of chiropractors that claim to be doctors. They're jokes too.
4 years ago
Have I ever said I went to med school? Nnnnnope!
4 years ago
If you're going to quote wikipedia, tr...

" the previous master's and even baccalaureate curricula rival that of most other doctoral programs, and these curricula often require more than the typical 72 credits mandated for a doctoral degree"
4 years ago
Yeah, pretty sure you have.
4 years ago
Nope. In fact, I kept telling people I was not in med school, but eventually gave up on correcting them.
4 years ago
I know that feel bro. I'm pretty sure even my mom still doesn't understand what kind of guitar I play
4 years ago
As in style/brand or as in type of music?
4 years ago
I bet she knows the difference between a doctor and a therapist though.
4 years ago
Oh she knows what therapist is....
4 years ago
Most people still think I play "classic" guitar. Punky still has no idea.
4 years ago
So what kind of guitar do you play?
4 years ago
Classical Guitar to the lay person, but the bulk of the repertoire comes from late Romantic period and early 20th Century, with several Post-Modern pieces slowly finding their way into the canon.

As for the instrument, Antonio Torres crafted the instrument which is the closest relative to the contemporary classical guitar in the mid to late 19th century featuring innovations such as a centered bridge, fan bracing, and a top composed of radially cut planks from tone-woods such as spruce and cedar giving the instrument a sonority and warmth not yet heard before. Advances in plastics enabled the strings to made from nylon, whereas its predecessors' strings were made from stretched animal intestines.
4 years ago
Fair enough. The term "classical guitar" is much like your mother's ass: rather broad.
4 years ago
This concludes Smerf's mother joke of the night. Carry on.
4 years ago
ok thats cool and all, but guys..

where is that fucking plane?!
4 years ago
Composers of classical guitar music always found themselves in a niche, as it was widely considered by art music connoisseurs to be nothing more than a parlor instrument and not fit for the concert stage until Andres Segovia set out to change their minds. He commissioned the bulk of the repertoire in the 1920s and '30s and began performing on the concert stage, bringing a seriousness and presence not yet seen before on the instrument. It was not until after Segovia's legacy that Classical music "standards" found their way into solo guitar transcriptions, hence the reason you'll rarely find a classical guitarist playing the Mozart pieces and the like you all know and love.
4 years ago
I believe I've played Bach on the guitar before, but that would have been... 13 years ago?
4 years ago
Heather: on the wall in my garage
4 years ago
Interesting anecdote: The famous Nokia ringtone comes from a 19th century solo guitar piece by Francisco Tarrega.

Even more interesting anecdote: I was born not 1 week after Andres Segovia died.
4 years ago
M

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* MetalFace drops mic *
4 years ago
DrSmut, you can shut them all up in the following manner:

Compare w-2s

End of story.
4 years ago
unless your wall is some time travelling island, then you are wrong
4 years ago
Captain: that assumes I actually give a shit what those chuckleheads think
4 years ago
Heather, don't make me take my camera down to my garage.
4 years ago
Touché.
4 years ago
* MetalFace picks the mic back up *


Yes smerf, Bach has become very popular on the guitar because of Segovia, however not the pieces you'd likely be familiar with
4 years ago
wow cool deal
4 years ago
What' d i miss while at work?
4 years ago
MetalFace's truely awesome verbosity
4 years ago
Can't find all of that on a wiki page ↑↑↑↑
4 years ago
Fuck...

* smerf wanders into his office to see if he still has the sheet music hanging around *
4 years ago
If I'm not back in 20 minutes...

Send no search parties. Tell my family I died well.
4 years ago
Maybe MF should play his turn :( IM WAITING
4 years ago
Dammit woman, can't you see I was attempting to educate the masses??
4 years ago
whatcha gonna play?
4 years ago
scramble with friends
4 years ago
oh.
4 years ago
You sound disappointed.
4 years ago
I was confused
4 years ago
What did you think?
4 years ago
you were gonna play music
4 years ago
* smerf returns, battered and scarred, from his trek into his office. *


The clutter... the clutter....
4 years ago
The only Bach sheet music I could find without digging into the boxes was a bourree, and I'm pretty sure that's not what I had played.
4 years ago
Hah. Battered.
4 years ago
I see...
4 years ago
Are we getting more played by muchoer vidoes?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKSg8t4zyLg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Fw8gHu9.jpg
4 years ago
That isnt MF :-(
4 years ago
^first video on the google results if you search "bourree bach"
4 years ago
Whaddya know.... I searched bach bouree
4 years ago
That guy's not that great anyway...
4 years ago
Here's an MF vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwPN8P3TMo
4 years ago
Fake, no sign.
4 years ago
You know when you see an old comment of yours that you absolutely hate? That's what that whole video was like.... :(
4 years ago
Oh, I never hate my comments. They are all perfect.
4 years ago
let's see here...accused of quoting wikipedia?

it seems like the quote i used was sourced, as was mentioned in the quotation, to the chronicle of higher education.

now, let's see where "doctor" smerf got his quotes from...was it some nobodies trying to defend their creep degree? idiots offering an apology and trying to defend their decision in "journals" specifically sold to these alleged "doctors" of physical therapy?
4 years ago
as a related point, i wonder how jamestkirk feels knowing that, by his own measure, bill gates is "better" than him exponentially by a factor of 6. keep slaving away for the man, new guy.
4 years ago
wow, next time YOU try to pull some shit off of wikipedia to defend a position you know is untenable, you should perhaps research your source material, "doctor," since the one of your sources that actually exists does seem to be making a claim similar to the one you're refuting.
4 years ago
Validation of societal and professional needs would he a critical first step in making informed decisions and achieving consensus on the future direction of the profession and its educational underpinnings.
4 years ago
go piss up a rope batfag
4 years ago
Suggest you actually read the article, tr. He's comparing the DPT to PhDs, not to MDs.

Nice to see how easy it's been to wind you up, though
4 years ago
that mf vid utterly lacks someone in the audience yelling "FREEBIRD"
4 years ago
Great, now he's going to sub a video of him playing Freebird
4 years ago
Do eeeeeet
4 years ago
Oh so easy.
4 years ago
let's review. smerf sources an article he found on wikipedia that opines that he's almost or just as good as a phd.

who can't get a fuzzy science/religious degree?
4 years ago
you
4 years ago
as if you don't have one of the same degrees...unless you were lying about a claim you've previously made, which would not be surprising at all consider how often you're wrong.
4 years ago
what a low qwerty sub...
4 years ago
S'meh.
4 years ago
Does it have Internet?
4 years ago
I can't imagine this being very comfortable.
4 years ago
no ruler should ever sit upon the throne carelessly, just as they must not rule carelessly
4 years ago
We're talking about a chair made out of partially melted keyboards.......aren't we?
4 years ago
It's a throne.
4 years ago
Like in Game of Thrones?
4 years ago
Who ordered a wet blanket?
4 years ago
When you play the game of pwns, you either runoff, or get banned.
4 years ago
But if this is a throne, what's the difference between a throne and a chair?
4 years ago
Sovereignty
4 years ago
* Sprinkles nods in a regal fashion *


Indeed
4 years ago
Most nerds would rather just sit in a lazy boy.
4 years ago
Lastly, I think the buttons would provide some cushion
4 years ago
You know nothing Jon Sinow
4 years ago
If you like keyboards keys digging into your asshole and junk...
Well I didn't know such a fetish existed
4 years ago
I think it could give you a nice massage feeling
4 years ago
obviously Sinaitis is missing the point of the throne
4 years ago
And yet I thought I explained it so succinctly...
4 years ago
you did
4 years ago
Someone told me once to never play dumb on mucho because others wont get it, i guess i should've listened to them.
You guys...just wow.
4 years ago
don't tr-paddle, its even weaker
4 years ago
wtf is a tr-paddle. You think i was being serious?
Obviously people disappoint me on here.
4 years ago
You think they were being serious?
4 years ago
The fact SinusCavity is disappointed in anyone here is shocking in itself.
4 years ago
Looks really uncomfortable.
4 years ago
this guy missed the point too
4 years ago
Don't care.
4 years ago
* smerf watches a single tear roll down td420's cheek a la Iron Eyes Cody (aka The Crying Indian) *
4 years ago
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