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Dildo surprise

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Dildo suddenly appears out of assholet

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by Squidley

submitted March 6th 2014

58 comments
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Dildo surprise
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assholet?
4 years ago
Buttholet
4 years ago
Britlet.
4 years ago
bat'leth?
4 years ago
HEEEREEEE'S JOHNNY!
4 years ago
Steven. Come play with us. Come play with us, Steven
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull turns around big-wheel, pedals away as fast as he can *
4 years ago
i love that fucking single-take shot of the lil guy pedalling through those empty hotel floors..... kubrick was a master, mostly unmatched to this day.
4 years ago
He's very talented indeed. Shining is one of the few Stephen King book interpretations I'll gladly accept, most of them sucked when turned into film
4 years ago
And I read pretty much every book he wrote, maybe missed a few rare ones
4 years ago
4 years ago

4 years ago
i can't stand king's novels, they're lengthy same-same-y trite, some of his short stories are very good though.... incidentally, short stories were also the bases for the 2 best king movies: "shawshank" and "stand by me"
4 years ago
oh metal, you so whacky!
4 years ago
Not sure if making fun of me

or don't know how to spell wacky
4 years ago
can't it be both?
4 years ago
hey guyz!
4 years ago
btw spelling it like that is like totally acceptable... says the internet, and he's never wrong.
4 years ago
sup heathen?
4 years ago
just watching beowulf and wasting time, you?
4 years ago
Didn't have anything to say, just wanted to show off my kubrick avy in this thread.

Hi Heather!
4 years ago
Hi!
4 years ago
having a beer, nursing my world weariness and unfocussed hatred..... just a thursday night really.
4 years ago
well.... at least you dont have to work in 3 hours?

i've got nothin'...
4 years ago
I have to work 2 hours so...
4 years ago
yeah, so? i just finished a 10 hour shift paired with a nifty 50 minute commute.... biatchitches....

cry me a puddle.
4 years ago
ive actually got 3.5 hours to go
4 years ago
i worked 8,5 yesterday without a break and on 0 hours sleep!
4 years ago
oh yeah?

well, I WRESTLED A QUATCH YESTERDAY..... NAKED!!! ON A SURFBOARD!!!!!




IN OUTTER SPACE!!!!!
4 years ago
You guys are both badasses. No way I can compete.

* MetalFace out *
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Fuck...awesome mucho kill Heather!!
4 years ago
every comment is a muchokill these days
4 years ago
NICE MUCHO KILL NIGGER.
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
where is everybody????
4 years ago
Maybe actually having a life?
4 years ago
its been a ghost town lately
4 years ago
RL is so fucking overrated.... nice graphics but the gameplay is repetitive as hell
4 years ago
and fake muchoers dont have real lives
4 years ago
just like real muchoers dont have fake lives.....

uhm

nvm
4 years ago
<--- mensa member
4 years ago
<--menstral member
4 years ago
JAWZ is a minstrel member
4 years ago
So is that you admitting to being female,pink?
4 years ago
TITS OR GTFO!




is what he meant to say
4 years ago
You guys are so 2000 and late.
4 years ago
Lol @ Stevens JAWZ joke
4 years ago
i think it's time....
4 years ago
for xeke to be allowed back in...
4 years ago
* possum starts a poll *


like for zeke to get unbanned
stfu for punky to get unbanned
choose neither for yak to cede MS to possum for some moldy poutine
4 years ago
so far the polls say All Of MS Be Mine!
4 years ago
* possum looks at bitcoin futures and laffs *
4 years ago
i saw that. What was it something like 500 mil in bitcoins gone?
4 years ago
it's just so ludacris
4 years ago
Looks good
4 years ago
Definitely Muchoworthy
4 years ago
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