points: -50

Eye for an Eye

Last night I was awakened by my chickens raising hell. Caught the fox in the act and introduced him to my AR-15 that I have pimped out with a green laser and super powerful light for just such occurrences.

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by DangerousDug

submitted March 3rd 2014

125 comments
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Eye for an Eye
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Damn, he didn't stand a chance huh
3 years ago
Once I kicked the light on he should have GTFO but he was too busy trying to drag the chicken away. He was in big trouble regardless I have 21 shots ready to go with a light that makes it look like daytime out to over 100 yards with a laser that shows where the bullet is gonna go. Plus I don't appreciated critters killing my chickens.
3 years ago
^overcompensating for something, duggie?
3 years ago
Not at all Sprinkles.
3 years ago
mmmhmmm
3 years ago
DD is a chicken fucker, fox killed his gf.
3 years ago
That is a rooster but ok
3 years ago
mmmhmmm...

some here (not me) have said you prefer the Cocks over the chickens
3 years ago
just sayin'
3 years ago
Full Persona, Dug. Full Persona
3 years ago
Most of those have been dead babied or banned
3 years ago
Dug, you prefer the cocks over the hens
3 years ago
Smerf, you must be one of the some Sprinkles speaks of ^^^^^
3 years ago
If a fox was trying to eat my cock, I would not let you shoot it.
3 years ago
I wouldn't try to stop it if it was bichofelix
3 years ago
So what are you doing with the body? Feed other animals or do you toss it. Would be a shame to waste that fur
3 years ago
Was gonna skin it but as you can see the hollow points I use did some serious damage so I doubt the fur will be any good.
3 years ago
I see.
Give him a proper burial then, maybe a song and some flowers
3 years ago
Will probably save the tail
3 years ago
What about the skull? Skulls are always cool to collect
3 years ago
Ok.... I will save it too. Once I get it de-fleshed I will take a pic of it for you LL
3 years ago
Oh nice, I wanna see!
3 years ago
hey dug, the bitch is right, stupid people will pay upwards of 100 dollars for a properly prepped skull.
3 years ago
I got a bobcat skull in a bucket in my garage, but it still had the hair and flesh on it when I sat it up on a shelf about 4 years ago. I would imagine opening that bucket would be a bad experience.
3 years ago
its easy to do up a skull, just use that computer and interweb for not looking at porn for a few minutes and you should be able to pull up some skull mounting tips.
3 years ago
Was gonna do the bobcat skull but kinda forgot about it and I am not sure how it would turn out now. The fox skull I am gonna get done. I beheaded the corpse tonight.
3 years ago
A friend of mine lives in east Montana. Last time she came back out this way, I had her bring me back a bison skull to give to my brother
3 years ago
I found a bird skull (probably from a chick the neighbors lost) in a big tuft of grass over the summer. Coolest find ever when mowing the lawn
3 years ago
I have a squirrel skull pinned to the wall above one of my desks at work, also have a bunch of rattlesnake rattles hanging around... I should probably get some feathers and make a headdress or something.
3 years ago
Wtf do you need a headdress for
3 years ago
Because headdress?
3 years ago
That's a big chicken
3 years ago

DangerousDug
That is a rooster but ok
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3 years ago
RIP mr. Cock
3 years ago
^is what the doctor said, just before your gender reassignment.
3 years ago
@DD That's fucked up, I know you were into cock fighting and this fellow here was one of your best fighters..RIP
3 years ago
You have a beautiful cock, Dug (no homo)
3 years ago
Very homo
3 years ago
That's why you have a fox proof coop man. Can't blame the fox for wanting a chicken dinner
3 years ago
I let my chickens free range
3 years ago
During the day but you're and idiot if you don't coop at night
3 years ago
They go in there coop and they have a high roost. My roosters have been fighting and probably the one that got killed was not up on the roost. I shut the door most of the time last night I didn't with the bad weather and the rest is history.
3 years ago
So you're saying you're trying to feed your flock to wild animals. Got it
3 years ago
Gives me something to shoot at
3 years ago
its your fault its dead, should have shot yourself in the foot for being careless
3 years ago
No it was the fox's fault.
3 years ago
How else is the colonel going to prop up his manhood if he doesn't blast an innocent animal with a semi-automatic weapon?
3 years ago
That is like blaming the car for drunk driving.
3 years ago
My manhood was never in question
3 years ago
How about your intelligence....
3 years ago
That is always in question, but I am used to it
3 years ago
The fox doesn't have the ability to evaluate its actions, you do. You could have prevented these deaths from occurring, but chose not to. Therefore your fault.
3 years ago
definitely your fault
3 years ago
Ok, it is my fault. Reactive instead of proactive.
3 years ago
build a moveable pen if you want free range hippy chickens
3 years ago
I will just stick with my reactive ways. I close the chickens up most of the time last night was nasty with freezing rain and snow.
3 years ago
>Too lazy to shut door
>Plenty of energy to pose carcasses and draw initials in snow
3 years ago
Makes good practice for burglars however.
3 years ago
Is it illegal to kill foxes in your area?
3 years ago
No, but even if it was protected you have the right to protect your livestock
3 years ago
^ probably said that about injuns too
3 years ago
I have free range birds. They also have a steel building that they go into at night. Foxes can't open doors bro
3 years ago
Yeah but squatches can
3 years ago
I'm half squatch though, family doesn't fuck with family
3 years ago
dont listen to these cry asses dug, shooting animals is a laugh riot. especially at night, when the neighbors are sleeping!
3 years ago
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!?!!??!?!
3 years ago
BLERGBLERGAHHHOHSHITPAINAGONY....POOT.
3 years ago
It killed DD's fave cock
3 years ago
Yup, you sure did killed it, by blowing it too many times...Like a fox
3 years ago
Should have done the dd ms in blood , rookie.
3 years ago
fuckin newb, dug
3 years ago
Thought about doing the MS in intestines but it was 2:30 in the morning
3 years ago
And it was too cold to close up the coop like a proper owner
3 years ago
yeah, You blew that little fuckers guts out though!! Someone sent me this vid. the first couple are funny after that it just gets old. go to 1:15 for the action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL23PeCIYYo
3 years ago
Its the circle of redneck life.
3 years ago
compulsively posts homoerotic videos and photos, and enjoys killing animals... I wonder what a psychologist would say?
3 years ago
* possum asks Dr Dahmer *
3 years ago
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(09:59:22 PM) dik: blank slate....no chalk
(09:59:39 PM) dik: forrest burp
(10:59:08 PM) Freshie: dug should hang out in chat
3 years ago
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3 years ago
* possum respectfully declines the offer *
3 years ago
dangerousdug confirmed for rking alt
3 years ago
rhat would actually make sense, AND also be funny...so nope
3 years ago
r?
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
I really want to sub my photo with my dead dog, which lies in the bath fora week, but I can not, yak what happens? What the fuck!
3 years ago
Fuck is the problem here. Just click submit, dickhead
3 years ago
Cool ;) I'm really trying, but nothing....
3 years ago
Do not go to sleep loslobos today.... Jest wait for the photo hahaha :p
3 years ago
just* 🚻
3 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen...."No_Nick"
3 years ago
Fuck you punky... I just wanted to say that los have small boobs. But sie could to by my slut;D
3 years ago
fuck off, Puma.
3 years ago
*Puta
3 years ago
I was just trying to help. If anyhting I'm the victim here
3 years ago
You don't strike me as the type of person that could be a victim LosLobos, but rather one that instills fear and sleepless nights in those who have crossed you.
3 years ago
Mega whoosh

3 years ago
/me fears the Lone Wolf.
3 years ago
No Nick isnt puma

No Nick, i believe, seriously cannot speak a word of english

he tries very hard to use Google Translate to understand and be understood - but he is not very good at that either

i really have no idea if he cool or worthless - the language barrier is just too high

so....





fuck off nonick!


lrn mor anglish!
3 years ago
engrish?
3 years ago
Look at all these people down voting ? Could they all be puma?
3 years ago
hmmm.....
3 years ago
They could be puma, but they could be you, cryass. Mexicans do shit like this all the time.
3 years ago
I don't have enough time to make all these accounts . I barely have Enough time to be here for more than 30 minutes a day .
3 years ago
^Cryass confirmed as spammy alt Mexican account maker.
3 years ago
Okay then....you're at 22 now...I'll let you know.
3 years ago
I feel unproductive being here pick up what I'm throwing down ?
3 years ago
And confirmed yet again with his poor English.
3 years ago
If you don't make a living on a computer you probably are. If you do...well, you multitask.
3 years ago
Hey mako what do you think about uber ?
3 years ago
I don't, now go make us some tacos.
3 years ago
Sure thing How do you like them done ? Chicken or carne ?
3 years ago
Carne with a side of reply fail LMAO
3 years ago
stupid mexican
3 years ago
Oh man, I laughed so hard at that one I almost snarfed my coffee.
3 years ago
Thanks Cryax, that was fun.
3 years ago
Shutup i don't give a fuck about i reply fail
3 years ago
Clearly! hahaha
3 years ago
Wow..... Never noticed but this was a legit -52 score. Thought it was a Kirk micro-dump. Looks like alot of trees have been hugged by the members of Mucho, who would have thought. Same people upvote aborted babies in a trashcan.
1 year ago
dug - most were alts
1 year ago
Yeah just seen that.... only like 6 real members. My bad.
1 year ago
this hits -50 but we can post spoons and cardboard boxes for +12

okay
4 weeks ago
Shut up, pointsNigger. 95% of those downvotes are puma alts. That really means this is like +20.
4 weeks ago
shame we don't have anyone who could bump it
4 weeks ago
* possum glares at nixon *
4 weeks ago
recover password
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