points: -5

Canadian Customs

Been over a year now. Word to the wise shipping alcohol is a bad idea ** don't do it **

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by DangerousDug

submitted March 1st 2014

107 comments
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Canadian Customs
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comments (107)
* MetalFace calls dug *
3 years ago
Good luck with that number
3 years ago
Also, what are you mailing to yak?
3 years ago
I tried a year ago to send Yak some shine, that is what these two waybills are ..... epic fail.
3 years ago
Oh, I thought deja was preggo for a second
3 years ago
ANSWER THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster calls jrob *
3 years ago
my phone's broken :(
3 years ago
It's okay I wasn't calling any way
3 years ago
you could get naked and do jumping jacks on skype for me if ya want
3 years ago
I only get nekkid for one person these days <3
3 years ago
Must be his beeper number
3 years ago
Maaaaan I miss my beeper
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster looks up dug on Facebook *
3 years ago
* DangerousDug waves at Toaster and accepts friend request *
3 years ago
I didn't actually look for you :(
3 years ago
Though through mysterious ways I've ended up withany a muchoer on there
3 years ago
that's not dugs name..
3 years ago
How can you be so sure?!

Dundundunnmnnmnn
3 years ago
because ive crept his facebook and his family members already
* jrob2020 winks creepily *
3 years ago
* DangerousDug gasps *
3 years ago
Facebook stalking. My favorite
3 years ago
your daughter is a hot little piece of ass that i would plow mercilessly






no offense
3 years ago
ok im going to bed now ,i only got three hours sleep last night and im starting to get weird
3 years ago
hehe.... none taken... nite jrob
3 years ago
good thing all that information is redacted.
3 years ago
had to protect the innocent.... well uhhhhh.... ok the guilty
3 years ago
515 levels in candy crush?

you better not be cheating!
3 years ago
Haven't played in awhile.... got bored with it
3 years ago
that happened with me and another game. i was informed how to interrupt the script to adjust the information and give myself unlimited "gold" and it just killed the thrill.
3 years ago
What game?
3 years ago
Somebody give me a reason to not delete this sub.

Dug, don't post personal info here, even if it is your own.

I'm protecting you from your own colossal stupidity.
3 years ago
All info is fake. What was real is blotted out
3 years ago
better delete comment 2303604 while you're at it, jimbro.
3 years ago
I'm too busy to bother to look for that. Give me the proper fucknerd link, fuckface
3 years ago
And deleting a comment is not deleting a sub, cunt.
3 years ago
*the same as

Fuck
3 years ago
i question if it could be found with just the comment number, but here's more

117458/#comment 2303604
3 years ago
Listen numbnuts, I don't have the time to look for things that probably have zero point to them. Fuck off and go back to dead baby jokes.
3 years ago
we'll have to leave it to future readers to determine if there was, in fact, a point.
3 years ago
There wasn't, and you are dumb.
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
Nope
3 years ago
See below
3 years ago
Fries, the proper response is "fynw"
3 years ago
Not quite ,metal
3 years ago
Fuck this shit
3 years ago
Hi xzekiel2
3 years ago
Hi Heather987
3 years ago
Wha
3 years ago
2 hour muchokill.... Daaaaang
3 years ago
way to ruin it
3 years ago
The odds of surviving a muchokill is approximately 3,720 to 1!
3 years ago
It's because I left
3 years ago
Never again
3 years ago
I can never leave again? How will I work and be social?
3 years ago
I would never use hyperbole, not in a million years!
3 years ago
Wat
3 years ago
I was just exaggerating... Nini
3 years ago
Sleep is for the weak!
3 years ago
I went to bed at 8:30pm yesterday (Saturday), woke up 10:30 Sunday morning. Didn't have a drop to drink.
I love sleeping. Sleeping, food and showers are the shit
3 years ago
You must be a riot at parties.
3 years ago
a pussy riot
3 years ago
Who wouldn't invite a chick that falls asleep almost instantly
3 years ago
That would probably be the ruffies kicking in.
3 years ago
* loslobos checks *

Sadly, still a virgin
3 years ago
Have you always been a chick? No offense, but you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open-minded.
3 years ago
I feel safe with you. I'm going to let you in on a secret. Shhh, don't tell ok.
I'm one of yak's alt accounts
3 years ago
only 14 hours of sleep?...lightweight
3 years ago
Clint ?
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
Oh dug you moon shining noob
Here's what you do:
Take one of those cardboard bottle boxes that used to contain some very exclusive brand of whiskey, preferably 12-24 years old. Use the same bottle, fill it with shine (add coloring to match). Seal it with a sticker or something, you can print a fake sealer and put it on around the cap. Add a paper of validity in the package to "prove it's age". Get a nice box, add a stamp on it saying it's from some fancy whiskey loving club. Send it by Ups exclusive. No one fucks with whiskey lovers
3 years ago
Well after learning what I know now, the major problem with it is that you can't send a flammable liquid that gets on a plane. Most whiskey is 80 proof or so which won't burn. Plus is you ship a flammable substance it has to go by truck and has to be labeled as such which creates a whole new batch of problems.
3 years ago
Oh so it's that's the problem... It's ridiculous ppl can't send booze anymore without all this hassle. You're simply going to have to visit Canada for a few days then. Bring the alpaca for Squat
3 years ago
So for example if someone bought a pricy bottle on eBay f.e, they would have to ship it by truck or boat?
3 years ago
dug does what littleboobs says...packs a bottle then BLAMMO...brings down a boeing 767
3 years ago
LL.... that is why almost all whiskey is in the 80 proof range. At that alcohol content it is not flammable so it is not considered a hazardous material and can be shipped without a lot of restrictions and MSDS paperwork.
3 years ago
Called in sick - fuck work
3 years ago
Whore
3 years ago
*rebel
3 years ago
this simply will not do.

how are you going to get your dream beach-house complete with meat grinder to dispose of unwanted people for the purposes of feeding the poor if you don't save your pennies from working?
3 years ago
That's what scratch tickets are for..
And what would you know about working, you bum
3 years ago
the fact that i'm retired presupposes that i've worked in the past.
3 years ago
Sucking dick for cash don't count, js
3 years ago
i'm sure you're typing from experience in that regard.
3 years ago
it's not even like prostitution is illegal everywhere in this great country, so someone who sucked dick for cash could actually retire from doing so.
3 years ago
Depended on their skill of finding a gf/bf to mooch off on
I'd said you'd done pretty well for yourself
Now wipe your chin up high
3 years ago
it's like you're mistaking idiom for idiot
3 years ago
LosAngeles isn't even from this country and knows you are a pile of hot trash. Ouch.
3 years ago
"To me Muchoworthy means it should be Gross, nasty, entertaining, different, amazing, etc. Not boring and common"

Colonel Duhg Muchitch
2.13.14
3 years ago
Clearly doesn't fit that category.
3 years ago
self-incrimination stupidity doesnt count?
3 years ago
Hmmm, I need to check the manual.
3 years ago
fits the different category but who cares what you think anyhow Claude ?
3 years ago
more than zero.
3 years ago
fun fact: the post office is considering legalizing booze-shipping cause it's so desperate for revenue
3 years ago
I just don't see how the ATF is gonna let that happen without a federal tax stamp on the containers.
3 years ago
why you gotta be so negative?
3 years ago
Why you always tryin to trip a nigga up? You know.
3 years ago
don't talk black to people, it's impolite.
3 years ago
Glad to see you came out of you diabetic coma.
3 years ago
how was the poop?
3 years ago
like i said, the post blair's deathrain chips poop was one of the worst experiences in my entire life.
3 years ago
Are there pictures of said poop?
3 years ago
tried it.

the camera imploded.
3 years ago
Hot
3 years ago
well, it's no orange.

but at least it's signed.
3 years ago
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