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Zeke Twerking

Too soon?

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by yak

submitted February 26th 2014

181 comments
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Zeke Twerking
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who?
4 years ago
I think Yak and Zeke are related.
4 years ago
They're the same guy
4 years ago
@LL That's what I thought.
4 years ago
Squidley, zeke, and dik are all yak alts. Except yak is a deja alt.

* MetalFace dodges exploding brain fragments *
4 years ago
She did a really great job on tiny chat then
4 years ago
Don't spoil this for me or I'll reveal your secret.
4 years ago
Like I have anything to hide! And they'll never believe you >_> <_<
4 years ago
sad
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
i feel bad for grimace
4 years ago
y
4 years ago
he's a bitcoin millionaire?
4 years ago
uh huh
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
Dumb animals with their coded talking
4 years ago
At least he's working..
4 years ago
I think he's bending over puking
4 years ago
Yeah, that would be more true to Zeke's form..
4 years ago
maybe he's advertising for a Liquor store.
4 years ago
* smerf gets jiggy wit it *
4 years ago
You have one of these in your home?
4 years ago
Fuck, I wish! I'd leave that thing running in the front lawn!
4 years ago
Ha
4 years ago
Is zeke gone?
4 years ago
Rage-quit
4 years ago
Again?
4 years ago
Whats he gonna do? Go play with his real friends?
4 years ago
He'll be back when he's sobered up
4 years ago
and then we'll drive him to drink again
4 years ago
Cause that's what real friends do
4 years ago
We do seem to be pretty good at it
4 years ago
zeke is banned, 1rish - along with punks and freshie

speaking of rage quit though:
did dik finally find the easy button to pigeon-chat?

havent seen him since deja dead-babied him
4 years ago
Irish got banned?
4 years ago
Dik hasn't even been in chat. He's just all kinds of scared now
4 years ago
* possum facepaws *
4 years ago
has anybody talked to dik recently?
4 years ago
Is Irish banned though? He was commenting earlier today
4 years ago
Yeah is he?


* tinski see's his mistake *
4 years ago
Yesterday he came in chat long enough to tell me I have a cavernous vagina that has seen more action than disneyland
4 years ago
* possum sighs *
4 years ago
i think a lot of folks are scared for no reason about being banned lately - i'm going to just treat it like this...i will comment w/o worry until i get dead-babied, then i will ask deja what prompted the DBJ, then i will RAGEQUIT LIKE THE PUSSY I REALLY AM
4 years ago
I'm never worried about being banned :/
4 years ago
that's cause you have a cavernous pagina
4 years ago
The vastness between the walls is breath taking and not just from the smell

* TheAllMightyToaster channels dik *
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
I'm not banned.
4 years ago
Thanks for your concern though.
4 years ago
Exactly what I thought
4 years ago
nobody's getting stealth banned i dont think - it's just the repeat dead-babied
4 years ago
Zeke, don't let them do this to you! You're better than that.
4 years ago
No, he really isn't.
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up, you faggot with numbers in your name.
4 years ago
oh slam
4 years ago
0wn3d
3 years ago
had to finally upvote this
3 years ago
not happy about it neither
3 years ago
You should explain each and every one of your votes, starting with the first.
3 years ago
Then, you should make a follow up comment about how you feel about it.
3 years ago
LoL
3 years ago
that sound kind of anal, so nah
3 years ago
torched.
3 years ago
TR Challenge:
post pic of you in batman costume actually diving into a dumpster and we'll talk
3 years ago
If I really wanted to talk to you, I'd just ride the rails and talk to you in person.

On a related note, can you believe someone threw away a vacuum today?
3 years ago
actually the dumpster thing would be funny (@ TR: real-person funny)

if you do it we will be BFFS forever
3 years ago
If that happens I will simultaneously gain and lose all respect for each of you.
3 years ago
j/k. I won't gain anything.
3 years ago
it would be funny though
3 years ago
funny-haha, or.....funny just.......sad?
3 years ago
How about if I take a photo of me, outside if your house, wearing a naked possum shirt? (Don't worry, the naughty bits are covered with an advertisement for muchosucko)
3 years ago
A very small sticker
3 years ago
Imagine if that were the pro shirt...
3 years ago
owh come on....

nananananananana trashman!
3 years ago
Wait, I read that wrong.
3 years ago
Still though.
3 years ago
*Asp-man
3 years ago
Naked possum should be the official SoDak state flag.
3 years ago
It would have been the flash, but there wasn't enough time...I was looking at a permanent ban, after all.
3 years ago
One of only 2 users in the whole history if the site (the other was zeke).
3 years ago
perpetual half-mast
3 years ago
meh - back to scanning VHS tapes
3 years ago
upload those fuckers.
3 years ago
i dunno
3 years ago
Tr, you do that and I'm in for $100.
3 years ago
Has to be verified as in person by candyass, of course.
3 years ago
like ima gonna be seen in public with willk
3 years ago
Even if I had a muchosucko hat for you, bb???
3 years ago
Does that hat read "muchosucko" on it, junior?

No?

Then I must not have meant that hat, kid....
3 years ago
lol

"can you believe someone threw away a vacuum?"


yes. and i can also believe that you would take it "home".
is there any power outlets under your stretch of the overpass?
3 years ago
If I really lived (which I don't) under an "overpass" then I would either be selling it whole or in parts (especially the copper). As it is, since I currently spend time somewhere with a broken vacuum, I shall keep it.
3 years ago
it's true, you really don't live, you exist. like a virus. or mold.
3 years ago
you're collecting broken vacuums now?
3 years ago
he's building a robot!
3 years ago
rise of the Tr_bot
3 years ago
he'll end up with a rowboat, instead
3 years ago
Since there was so much interest in the life and times of the profound prolixity, here is some elaboration:

I was vacuuming the floor, as I try to do at least weekly, when the roller bearing broke. Investigation revealed that a new roller would cost about twenty bucks. Before I bought one, I was hardly working at some temp job renovating a chandelier place (the MAT isn't free to take, after all) and they were throwing out a vacuum they fucked up with chain links and other metal debris. So, I put that in my car, along with a four by five heavy mirror they were also tossing. I took the cleaner apart and reassembled it and it works (more or less).

Finis
3 years ago
hahaha, temping?

guess retirement didnt quite work out.

you pathetic loser.
3 years ago
You could say his retirement sucks.
3 years ago
Did you miss the part where I mentioned that the miller analogy test isn't free to take, junior?

You did miss it?

Because you are an ignorant baffoon who is hard-pressed to keep up your sophomoric sophistries?

Or is there some other reason for your lack of logic??

Be sure to explain in great detail, sauregull.
3 years ago
You need to take on a job to pay for a test? What happens when you need to by milk?
3 years ago
I go to the store and buy it, kid.
3 years ago
Tr, don't be an ignorant baffoon...
3 years ago
Looks like the hater brigade et al don't understand quite how retirement planning works.

Big surprise.
3 years ago
Tr Retirement Planning:

*bing searches dumpster pickup schedules*
3 years ago
*barely used dildoes found at crime scenes
3 years ago
i think LL's dad cornered the market on those
3 years ago
It must really vex you chumps to have to slave away, day after day, knowing that someone you despise doesn't have to exert himself in the slightest for his daily bread....
3 years ago
Not really, no.
3 years ago
Nothing like knowing when someone is lying.

See, kitten, I know you're lying. It does vex you, quite sorely, it seems.
3 years ago
How do you know I'm lying?
3 years ago
Here, math genius. multiply these numbers:
3 years ago
42,480 * 162.17
3 years ago
the worst thing aboot being a felon rat was the polygraphs...

"so, possum - i see that the anal indicator suggests that you are uneasy with teh yo mama jokes..."
3 years ago
I know through the sub tech.

Now, go Google dem nummers.
3 years ago
meh

23
3 years ago
Why did you consent to a polygraph?
3 years ago
15 months vs 15 years?
3 years ago
I see. They're inadmissible in court in NY.
3 years ago
The neogenius needs no polygraph.
3 years ago
Embrace sciencism.
3 years ago
this was a fed thing
3 years ago
pfft. I've had so many polys I look forward to them now.
3 years ago
SUB B-52s you say?
3 years ago
surwynot
3 years ago
@ cat - after awhile, me too
3 years ago
You can beat them with the butthole, you know ;)
3 years ago
Supreme Court hasn't ruled on their admissibility in fed court, poss, so it's up to the individual judge. Plus it's illegal to force someone to take a polygraph, btw.
3 years ago
mine weren't crime-related, it was job so they can make up their own rules
3 years ago
It's still illegal to do that.
3 years ago
i'm here on MS now instead of still in da pokey whilst the SC mulls shit , shark
3 years ago
I'm more worried about Claude being forced to take a poly. The Employee Polygraph Protection Act protects us from that.
3 years ago
technically illegal never beats Feet On The Street
3 years ago
dont think the EPPA applies to cat
3 years ago
It certainly does not.
3 years ago
The government makes him take a poly but they don't worry about the fact that he frequently hangs out HERE. Great, my tax dollars at work.
3 years ago
i like that fact tbh
3 years ago
Well maybe the fact that I'm the lone MSer who hasn't posted pics of his genitals here keeps my mind at ease.
3 years ago
I haven't posted pics of my genitals here, dude.
3 years ago
And my company paid for the clearance, fyi.
3 years ago
the few, the underendowed
3 years ago
The many, the underendowed, the Chinese.
3 years ago
nobody wants to see a chubby man's dick
3 years ago
Unfortunately there's too many dicks already here.
3 years ago
I heard dick
3 years ago
If your retirement plan involves temping to pay for extra expenses it just plain sucks. Like you.
3 years ago
Also it's really funny you don't even know the proper name of the test you're taking
3 years ago
kinda late to the party aye?
3 years ago
I'd rather just not go
3 years ago
your parties suck. they involve paying attention and such.
3 years ago
I'm too old to party and I hate everyone
3 years ago
just watch netflix and eat your cake. no one needs you here.
3 years ago
Also, some googling reveals that the MAT fee is usually between 50 and 100 bucks. If you need a temp job to cover that then your life sucks
3 years ago
No one is too old to party!
3 years ago
Of course his life sucks.
3 years ago
he's a leech, it's all about sucking.
3 years ago
I've missed something, what is seagull talking about
3 years ago
tr
3 years ago
Owh man a bunch of whiny bitches with some useless opinions that are wrong anyway...yeah, I'll get right on with doing what I was going to do anyway.
3 years ago
Just to review, a book boy, a waitress, and a guy that claims to grow cannabis have some opinion on something.
3 years ago
yea sweat neck?
3 years ago
Are you cheering me on or something?
3 years ago
Yeaaaaaaaa!
3 years ago
You should cheer me on when I take the MAT.

I have to score a 500.
3 years ago
Does this test take like 5 years to take?
3 years ago
no, he just needs to tell everyone.. so it's five years in the making.
3 years ago
The only mat you're familiar with is the one you turn tricks on beside the dumpster in the alley behind Applebee's in exchange for busted appliances
3 years ago
Well, if it took 5 years, I was gonna pay for it to stfu him.
3 years ago
damn. thats rough.
3 years ago
Tr, why take the test since you have no desire to do anything with the results rather than boast about it.
3 years ago
The test takes sixty minutes.
3 years ago
As to why, unfortunately my sat scores are insufficient to join a certain society.
3 years ago
the homeless dont need sat scores.
3 years ago
I should have studied more for the SAT.
3 years ago
you should have been smarter
3 years ago
you know, like less dumb
3 years ago
Well, fellow homeless bro, the max score needed for any university was 1200, and we all know I scored more than that.
3 years ago
i dont think you did.
3 years ago
im yanking your chain. I have a shit academic record on paper myself.
3 years ago
You think many things that are contra factual, blenderman.
3 years ago
this is true. blender, slender,
3 years ago
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