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he rides the lightning

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by bangURmother

submitted February 24th 2014

136 comments
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He's doing the electric jiggaboo
3 years ago
must be some cool dance around there,everyone is looking :P :))
3 years ago
So you're a racist as well lobos?
3 years ago
Eventually you're going to feel comfortable enough to sling the word "nigger" around I bet...
3 years ago
Shut up nigger
3 years ago
atta girl... be proud and be yourself - a racist, bull-dyke.
3 years ago
Ok, fat lonely guy I will
3 years ago
good "girl"

3 years ago
what do you call a black guy with an MBA, a wife, 2 kids, a paid-off house and a dog?

a nigger
3 years ago
I did nazi that coming from you, of all people!
3 years ago
Have some respect, his grandparents did int he camps
3 years ago
*died
3 years ago
did it make you führious?
3 years ago
I'm gonna report your hate to yak and you can deal with himmler
3 years ago
Do it, Braun-noser
3 years ago
I'll take an Axmann to your face
3 years ago
thats göhring to be a rather fruitless conversation
3 years ago
Well, y'all can goebbels my nuts
3 years ago
your nuts are braun cuz you never learned how to wipe properly...
3 years ago
Naugahyde.
3 years ago
Be my jigga boo LL
3 years ago
Son, I don't think she likes you.
3 years ago
You shut your fucking mouth dude.
3 years ago
She's not interested in the dark meat, Mr. Jawz. Not even dancing the Carlton will change that.

I'm not sure yet if she's actually racist.
3 years ago
Upvote for the video, downvote for the fucktard tag fail
3 years ago
Can't do both, fucktard fail
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/niUf1cC.jpg
3 years ago
You know you waaaant it....
3 years ago
I don't ever want to get on top of the electricity
3 years ago
Too hot to trot!
3 years ago
Watts got him all fired up?
3 years ago
President of polefags I ternational
3 years ago
Are you trying to conduct some kind of pun thread here?
3 years ago
nice thread kill, pus pocket
3 years ago
Stalker
3 years ago
And that's not a pun, you're out
3 years ago
Seems to me you're stalking me... meh.

Now, please stop...
3 years ago
That's not a pun either. Go bug someone else thread
3 years ago
You asked for my attention - again...
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull sets up lawn chair, unpacks snacky treats again, leans back *
3 years ago
Also: Fuck you, bangURmother.
3 years ago
no thanks...I don't date man's :P
3 years ago
you should date a grammar book, moron.
3 years ago
i don't want to scrotum licker
3 years ago
ignorance is bliss
3 years ago
yes,you2 guys should date
3 years ago
is your father also your uncle?
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
^4 bum
3 years ago
i feel so affected by you're comments :P
so,how is the date going?not too good ei,still thinking about me I see ;)
3 years ago
I AM NOT A COMMENT!
3 years ago
lern 2 english

yuor werds will maek mour sans
3 years ago
(retards only understand retard... this is ethnological approach at work)
3 years ago
cute
3 years ago
kiss my ass :D but,if I think better,you should not because you might fall in love with it.
3 years ago
yeah, you better think better

uhm

i mean

fukc, you're asshoel of a motherwhoer right, uphere ulgy cunt, father lover....
3 years ago
(damn, speaking retard is hard)
3 years ago
well,aren't you somewhat frustrated ... don't hate you're self too much,you're mother does that for you.
3 years ago
am i self or am i mother now? my is moar comfused then fustraterd.....

(i'm getting the hang of it now)
3 years ago
the poor baby what?is you're dickie too tiny and you need to feel better by kissing my ass....oooosoo sweet,little baby boo ;;)
3 years ago
okay, listen up shitbag, get off that bakelite monochrome 286, unplug that 56k dial-up modem, go outside drink some of that famous russian 'i dont need eyesight wodka' with your retarded unemployed tracksuit wearing friends, then go bite the pillow while your disillusioned broken-ass alcoholic father reams your ass for the rest of the night... don't even pretend you can roll with people from a first-world country. get some education, a hair-cut and a job, stop embarrassing yourself and your shithole country in front of a whole lot of strangers who are smarter, fitter, funnier, wittier and better-looking than you, you fucking chernobyl-wrecked late-term abortion.
3 years ago
and that was a PWN....

run along now, we can't give you the attention you always craved from your dog-whore mother.
3 years ago
wow,so I need to understand that some russian dude stole you're girlfriend...oooo,what a booboo must have been for you :))
you seem very found of you,do you love yourself every night?or this is just a mask for being complexed about you?
3 years ago
Who doesn't love themselves at night?
3 years ago
I'm not found of seagull at all.
3 years ago
well,I guess everyone does but...but not everyone make's a statue of him jacking of in front of the mirror =))))
3 years ago
what did bums dad say after he was done raping his mum for the first time?

Bang! U R mother!
3 years ago
found you, tinks!
3 years ago
The only way I can get off is to have a statue of myself jacking off in front of a mirror. Is that not normal?
3 years ago
tag! you're it!

* Steven_Seagull runs off giggling *
3 years ago
well,I can bag U and R mother at the same time :))
3 years ago
so you bag for a living?
3 years ago
Were's jrob when you need him????
3 years ago
at wal-martski?
3 years ago
the only bag he holds is his jenkum huffbag
3 years ago
I only bag chicks that give me food and water since i'am so damn poor man...
3 years ago
or his daddie's ball-sack
3 years ago
* Sprinkles blows the gay conch *


jrob!!! new newb in need of service!
3 years ago
who is conch?
3 years ago
fuck =))))
3 years ago
I bag stuff all the time. So goes the life of a cashier
3 years ago
aren't there, like, baggers? who just, like, bag?
3 years ago
yes-yes...it's cool bagging :))))
3 years ago
it's the conch of gayness that summons jrob to wail on the newbs
3 years ago
WHOOSH
3 years ago
this whole thread heath. it's like having a conversation on an airport tarmac....
3 years ago
in fact, it's nothing but singular entities entertaining themselves with their comments, no exchange whatsoever..... but i am funniest.
3 years ago
I love bananas.
3 years ago
so,you should just take you're flight
3 years ago
I AM NOT FLIGHT!
3 years ago
"sometimes a banana is just a symbol for the father's penis"

siegmund freud
3 years ago
why not?
3 years ago
yes,I guess sea-girl it's right on this one :))
3 years ago
back to nini :(
3 years ago
get the vagina-pump off my towel-rack, or else the bicycle will get all late.

fish-pudding.
3 years ago
and if you dream you're eating banans whule you are in the water...you should not bang ur father =))
3 years ago
my hovercraft is full of eels
3 years ago
is that you call you're asshole?you're "hovercraft"...?...that's new :===))))
3 years ago
IT'S YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
ok you grammar nazi"your"asshole :P
3 years ago
I AM NOT HOVERCRAFT!
3 years ago
well,you should be...i told you,don't be so hard on YOURself :)
3 years ago
are you saying.... i should be hovercraft?
3 years ago
if that is what you want to be...you should be whatever you want :)
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is hovercraft now *
3 years ago
h.p.hovercraft
3 years ago
j. edgar hovercraft
3 years ago
:)))
3 years ago
now that i'm hovercraft, coukd someone please de-eel me?
3 years ago
sorry m8,I don't know how to do that...
3 years ago
and i'am going to sleep now,it's 00:23 here in"russia" :))
3 years ago
Going to bed at midnight? Definitely not mucho material
3 years ago
THAT was what tipped you off?
3 years ago
Just adding to the list
3 years ago
Try and keep up ffs!!!
3 years ago
You're all noob sluts.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles blushes *


Awwwww, shucks
3 years ago
The "russia" makes me think it's punkyalt....
3 years ago
nono, he's from some eastern european shithole country... romania i think.
3 years ago
yeyes,and your mother fucked aliens yes,I know,she worked on a international space highway hookers agency when she had you...and now you are too good ...what a homo sea-girl
3 years ago
...You can't at least be an entertaining idiot, can you?
3 years ago
I laughed at sea-girl...gotta count for something.
3 years ago
i wonder what it smelled like???
3 years ago
Burnt ass and hip
3 years ago
don't forget dick too...the dick...
3 years ago
Well, there goes the electricity for the village for the next month.
3 years ago
Another - for the lying Gypsy Queen..
3 years ago
well yes,i am part gypsy you slave :)))
3 years ago
Part gypsy, all retard.
3 years ago
Jam your monster hands up his ass smerf!
3 years ago
maybe but,not slaves like you...you hamsters westerners
3 years ago
Jawz: no. I don't want to get retard on my hands.
3 years ago
yes and I am a gypsy-comunist,from the estern europe so,i am the worst for you girls :))
3 years ago
You're a retard-retard from eastern Retardland is what you are.
3 years ago
Hold on, let me get my tricorder out...

Yes, that is indeed a burn.
3 years ago
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