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Guitar Faces

Because y'all motherfuckers need culture

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by MetalFace

submitted February 23rd 2014

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*golf clap*
3 years ago
trm MF. I think I have a clip for you...
3 years ago
is it Carro?!?!! say it's Charro!
3 years ago
* Magawd big fingers little keys *
3 years ago
Uh...sorry, MG. no. -There are a lot more guitar clips on here than I thought though, I have to look for re-post first.
3 years ago
MF, you heard of Vahid Shahi
3 years ago
Not yet

* MetalFace does research *
3 years ago
Okay, I'll fire it up. I don't think it's here, but w/e
3 years ago

Most impressive

* tinski says in darth vader voice *
3 years ago
^breathing heavily.
3 years ago
now if only he was as good at showering
3 years ago
He's one of those stereotypical stinky europeans.
3 years ago
urgh, hate 'em!


hey, wait a minute........
3 years ago
We proved we bathe atleast once a year, what more do you want??
3 years ago
Your breasts pressed against me face.
3 years ago
Been drinking, doctor?
3 years ago
Stone cold sober. About to have some chili and beer, though
3 years ago
Bon appetite
3 years ago
he wants to fight breast cancer, duh
3 years ago
Sure. With his tongue
3 years ago
If I grow my mustache out, we could fight breast cancer and prostate cancer at the same time.
3 years ago
I hope that the "we" was directed at Seagull
3 years ago
Hmmm... Nope.
3 years ago
a younger healthier smerf that was
3 years ago
That was probably a little after when everything started getting fucked up by the tumor.
3 years ago
I think she probably doesn't know about the mustache, though
3 years ago
fuckin hair the color of a stop sign
3 years ago
Upvotes for green lights
3 years ago
He's practicing his facial expressions for all the blowjobs he'll be getting later.
3 years ago
These kinds of guitarists don't get laid.
3 years ago
Let the poor guy have one. There's at least one old lady cumming in her panties because of this.
3 years ago
:((((
3 years ago
You can do it, MF. I have faith in you. Now go out and get that granny gum job!
3 years ago
You guys are being far too......accurate
3 years ago
* smerf plays guitar too. *


If one of us can, we all can.
3 years ago
Fake, no way you can isolate a single string with those mitts.
3 years ago
Do I need to prove this?
3 years ago
Yes plz
3 years ago
fuck...
3 years ago
Play me an A-major chord and I'll be satisfied.
3 years ago
tinychat.com/muchosucko
3 years ago
Actually... Hold on a sec. Need to pee
3 years ago
b-l-l-aw-rrr-owwwwwww......

3 years ago
* smerf is back, with clean hands *
3 years ago
I have issues loading tinychat... ask Heather...
3 years ago
That's a funny pet name for Heather.
3 years ago
dammit mf, you and your constant apple- related bullshit
3 years ago
Okay... Apparently tinychat doesn't want to work with my webcam.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz plugs in smerf's webcam *
3 years ago
Try it now, smerf...
3 years ago
Sorry smerf, I'll just have to trust you....
3 years ago
Claude it's an integrated webcam.

I think I still have the plug in webcam from before I had this computer.
3 years ago
Fuck it. I'll just a damn video of it and take the downvotes.
3 years ago
HEY! You leave apple out of this. I have been to tiny several times, just lately it won't even load the main page....
3 years ago
Maybe just link a YT video instead of subbing
3 years ago
friggin brainwashed fanboys...
3 years ago
It has nothing to do with apple
3 years ago
smerf is ugly and has moobs.
3 years ago
^to all of that up there, all men who can play guitar get bumped up the sexy scale. Fact
3 years ago
well, at least he has balls enough to show his mug on here, mr. all talk.
3 years ago
fucking intertoast
3 years ago
:) SORRY I HAD THINGS TO BE DOING
3 years ago
Toaster, Not classical guitarists. Only the ones that have less skill and jump around and play power chords get the women.
3 years ago
tinski I am sure you are wrong about this. Being that I have been in possession of a vagina and a woman for most of my life I'm going with me being right on this.
3 years ago
All guitarists may be sexy, but there's just not a line of groupies after a classical guitar concert...
3 years ago
I'll let metal face explain it to you.
3 years ago
I'll give you that argument MF, but playing the guitar drastically increases the sexy
3 years ago
When was the last time you went and saw a classical guitarist?
3 years ago
Who, me or toaster?
3 years ago
I had a groupie once... too bad my gf had to be there and fucken ruin it...
3 years ago
So, got a nice video. No audio. WTF computer?

Give me a bit to troubleshoot this thing
3 years ago
I think these guys should get laid way more than they do. Playing this stuff is hard.
3 years ago
Well I'm dating someone who plays, so the last time he was home? He use to call me drunk and sing/play to me years ago when he was living on the other side of the country.
3 years ago
I was talking to toaster metalface
3 years ago
@smerf- never would've happened on a mac :P
3 years ago
He played you classical, toaster?
3 years ago
My very next question
3 years ago
He played me all kinds of things!
3 years ago
Throwing beer bottles at chicken wire is not "dating", toast...
3 years ago
Claude just called me out :( The truth is out now

* TheAllMightyToaster runs away in shame *
3 years ago
But did he play you classical, toaster. if someone serenaded you with classical you would remember. Not smells like teen spirit but a serious classical piece
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz throws bottle at runaway toast *
3 years ago
Nice runoff claude :(
3 years ago
I'm saying over the years he has played me many things, classical is just one yes. A few weeks ago I was getting serenaded with flogging molly on my banjo
3 years ago
tink, you mean like free bird?
3 years ago
You're not supposed to runoff the wimenz!!
3 years ago
One day my wake up call was Pursuit of Vikings. I'm not saying classical guitarists get all the girls but playing guitar of any form increases your sexy level
3 years ago
toast is tougher than that....
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz breaks Natty light on toast's head to demonstrate *
3 years ago
Did I see that you guys are trying to organize a tiny party? I should stop leaving to do real world things, dang
3 years ago
So toaster, You're telling me this guy is getting all kinds of pussy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH0jZGrLgdc
3 years ago
He's getting more than if he didn't play the guitar
3 years ago
There's not enough cialis in the world to get that guy laid
3 years ago
So is tinski just upset because he doesn't have guitar skills or something?
3 years ago
I wish knew how to use my guitar skills to get laid... Guess I'll have to rely on my good looks and charm...
3 years ago
Tinksi is breaking into the classical world. Dunno about his previous skills
3 years ago
Uh, you have a girlfriend. Just be like "woman, it is time for the sex. Now take off your clothes". Then BAM the sexy time
3 years ago
* smerf subs. *


Probably gonna regret this.
3 years ago
Lol, thanks toaster... Though not really the point I was trying to make..
3 years ago
It can't be any worse than your Karaoke
3 years ago
I've been waiting, jeez... Had The Wolverine all cued and paused so I could stay to watch
3 years ago
the wolverine as in jackman is logan part deux?

spoiler alert: it sucks balls!
3 years ago
The 2013 release, yes. Just want to watch it so I'm ready for the next one...
3 years ago
Fucking multitask and stay here for my entertainment purposes
3 years ago
No can dosville babydoll. I'm gonna get comfortable with a smoke and some nutty bars and watch
3 years ago
just skip to the post credit scene, its all you need to know for "days of future past"

well, i guess if you dont know the claremont miller run on wolverine yoj *might* be able to enjoy it, but its really no better than the first one.
3 years ago
Dammit smerf, what format did you sub it in, avi?
3 years ago
you're awful MF :(
3 years ago
I didn't care for first class that much
3 years ago
everything after X2 was shit really...
3 years ago
I liked origins :(
3 years ago
If you watched them for entertainment and didn't think very much they were all good. If you thought about things you'd end up nerd raging through them all and ruin everything
3 years ago
Luckily I'm not a comic fanboy so I was at least somewhat entertained. It's not like they're think pieces..
3 years ago
uhm, no. awful gambit, awful deadpool, wrongly recast sabretooth, continuity errors up the wazoo and a shitty story.

origins was awful
3 years ago
im teh king of teh nerd-rage
3 years ago
Sorry, got those two mixed up. Don't nerd rage on me!

* MetalFace cowers and covers face *
3 years ago
First Class was the one I liked
3 years ago
The one in the '60s
3 years ago
I remember going to see the D&D movie and this guy stood up and screamed in the theater "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE GAME!" and stormed out. Best movie experience ever
3 years ago
first class was okay-ish, better than X3 and origins, but so far X2 remains the high point
3 years ago
X1 still holds the worst movie quote of all time.
3 years ago
inb4 baby in the corner
3 years ago
and what is that?
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrLqCOPQng
3 years ago
tee-hee, the toad line....

and yet she was somehow deemed an oscar worthy actress by the academy..
3 years ago
Poor leo...
3 years ago
he'll get lifetime achievement 30 yrs from now
3 years ago
I think "are you eyeing my lemon drink?" from The Happening is worse :( but that movie was full of terrible lines
3 years ago
all shymamalalalamayaman movies are
3 years ago
True, but this one was the worst. I saw it in theater because ALL I wanted to see was the lawn mower scene. Got up to pee and missed the fucking thing. Was so mad
3 years ago
Well your highness, looks like you've managed to keep me around a little while longer...
3 years ago
I'm staying for tinski's vid and THAT'S IT
3 years ago
GOOD I'm so lonely, I have six more weeks for mucho to fill the empty hole in my soul
3 years ago
What's happening in six weeks?
3 years ago
i'm a lil proud i managed to spell m. night's last name correctly
3 years ago
The man beast returns duh. My dog hasn't even gotten out of bed. She dumped me for him and wants fuck all to do with me
3 years ago
Wasn't he just there? And bravo siegheil
3 years ago
Left Thursday night for Kentucky and I'm already bored :(
3 years ago
I'm in a similar situation...
3 years ago
Perhaps you should go fill her hole?
3 years ago
That's what mucho is for!
3 years ago
It's closer to get to CO than WA...
3 years ago
I haven't seen many boobies here lately... Jezabeth may have been the last...
3 years ago
I lost my breasts in a tragic hipster/hobo fight I walked into downtown
3 years ago
I totally believe that
3 years ago
You should know to stay out of those back alley coffee shops
3 years ago
The last coffee shop I was at downtown this dude was flipping the fuck out that we were talking. He was probably 15feet away and he "just wants to write his fucking book"
3 years ago
Hey dude, it's a coffee shop, NOT AN OFFICE.

Bet he didn't even order a drink.
3 years ago
He got a black coffee, because you know free refills. Fucking Evergreen students. They ruin all the things... and well you know all the meth doesn't help either
3 years ago
It doesn't count as writing unless people see you do it
3 years ago
Everyone that goes to Evergreen is a writer and a director and knows just every little band you've never heard of and wouldn't ever think of using a plastic bag or commercial shampoos
3 years ago
Fucking hipsters...
3 years ago
Sounds like a yuppier portland
3 years ago
They're all worse than fucking hipsters. They're hipsters on steriods
3 years ago
It's like portland but more meth
3 years ago
quite the honker on this guy.

MF: do you have those long gross fingernails as well?

Do you play other styles? Electric?
3 years ago
Yes, yes, and yes
3 years ago
Although I wouldn't call them gross :( I keeps em clean and somewhat short.
3 years ago
This is why I love Buckethead.
3 years ago
here is a sweet little diddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N80lAebLVrA
3 years ago
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