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For all my Teanigger Homeys - Fucking Electric Blue!!

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All of you island monkeys fapped to this!!!!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted February 22nd 2014

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My ears say: "downvote", but my dick says: "CHOKE ME!"
4 years ago
dat 80s hair, rite??
4 years ago
hells yes!
4 years ago
Dem titties, too.
4 years ago
oh yeah, those too...
4 years ago
* Sprinkles glances around nervously *

4 years ago
tbqh, i love that song
4 years ago
So, anyeone else notice that there's something about the tits in 80's porn that just screams "THIS WAS MADE IN THE 80'S"?
4 years ago
pre-silicone, and if they had work done it was shoddy and weird-looking.
4 years ago
Yeah, but even the tits that aren't fake still let you know it's from the 80's
4 years ago
Best tit period - ever.
4 years ago
a firm handful was just right...
4 years ago
I find any tit you can reasonably squeeze is just about right.
4 years ago
* smerf fucks off to the gym now *
4 years ago
* possum unleashes the hounds *
4 years ago
where's my bro?
4 years ago
some important issues being discussed..mucho at its best
4 years ago
most sensibly retagged, NICE!
4 years ago
*coughcough*retro*AHEM*
4 years ago
I hate to be an ebonics nazi but it's *homies
4 years ago
thats the british spelling, duh
4 years ago
That would be houmies
4 years ago
*houmeys
4 years ago
smerfie makes me feel like simon belmont
4 years ago
....swinging chains?
4 years ago
whipping bitches?
4 years ago
... earning hearts!
4 years ago
D'awww
4 years ago
No Link?
4 years ago
he only earns quarter hearts...

also he's an elf-eared faggot.
4 years ago
Fair enough. I have a sudden urge to play Symphony of the Night.
4 years ago
120+ hrs on my savegame... BEST GAME EVER!
4 years ago
no simon belmont though :(. just alucard and richter
4 years ago
And Maria.
4 years ago
playable?
4 years ago
do not remember
4 years ago
Oh, you meant playable.
4 years ago
yeah, you do face some other belmonts as mid-bosses in the colliseum stage, dunno if simon's among them...
4 years ago
Um, I don't recall off the top of my head.
4 years ago
me neither.

also too drunk to google.
4 years ago
total recall: yay or nay?
4 years ago
original, 5 times in a row, remake, never ever!
4 years ago
Good. Fetal don't do remakes
4 years ago
yeah the remake sucked balls. But the original is great.
4 years ago
Googled: not simon.
4 years ago
i have 2 of those knives
4 years ago
The Fort Knox of virginity protection.
4 years ago
Swiss army knives were cool back in the 1970's
4 years ago
they still are
4 years ago
The more I look at that pic, the more it looks like Oster...
4 years ago
I am a nerd. I was a boyscout. I do have a swiss army knife.

I think I have a boyscout uniform shirt somewhere, actually.
4 years ago
Island monkey???? WTF DUDE??????????????
4 years ago
its what continentals call britfags... NOTHING BUT A EUROPE THANG, BB
4 years ago
I love being in continent
4 years ago
I know, im just trollin.
4 years ago
PSSSSSSSSSSSSST! URKEL, FUCK YOU.
4 years ago
When you use more letter than needed I imagine hearing your comments in a sludgy retards voice. Like Sloth
4 years ago
I love the 80's
4 years ago
i posted it just for you
4 years ago
Sweet
4 years ago
look at the tags
4 years ago
I doubt those were real lesbians
4 years ago
Ahh the good old days of home video rentals
4 years ago
Did I see Traci Lords?
4 years ago
yupyup
4 years ago
thought so
4 years ago
Did anyone else have that weird wired remote with all the toggle switches where if you held the right two between their intended positions you could watch Playboy without subscribing?
4 years ago
No, but I remember the good old days of the skinemax free preview weekends.
4 years ago
Used to get a crappy signal on the free porn channel after midnite when I lived at home. Stayed up all night watching black and white gritty pornos.
4 years ago
Oh yea son, my dad had one, called it a descrambler box.
4 years ago
Starring Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell
4 years ago
This makes me wanna go out and rape somebody. Specifically the one at 1:40
4 years ago
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