points: 96

Jet tub

Just me and a bottle of J..........YOUR MOVE LACKEYS!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by loslobos

submitted February 21st 2014

834 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Jet tub
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comments (834)
Sweden won the hockey game 2-1 against Finland in the Olympics (fuck yeah!) Said I would post if they did. Here it is. Shout-out to Barret, Dug, Aka and Seagull especially who started this bathroom selfie shit...Did it for you guys
4 years ago
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!! YEE HAW!! YOU LOOK FUCKING AWESOME LL!
4 years ago
I knew there was a pretty face behind that mask..
4 years ago
You mean the one on the wall with his guts hanging out?
4 years ago
No Dumbass, but that anatomical model is an interesting touch to bathroom decor..
4 years ago
* JamesTKirk whooshes..... *
4 years ago
I also like the way you parted the bubbles in a 3/4 circle around your navel.. very thoughtful of you LL..
4 years ago
Jesus fucking christ you're creepy
4 years ago
Ok, so, are you in a drunken stupor or out of one? It's just hard to tell with you anymore..
4 years ago
You faggots could never tell
4 years ago
i guess you didn't die :/
4 years ago
Not being able to tell if your drunk or not because your drunk most of the time makes us fags.... Wow..
4 years ago
I hope you didn't lose any money over this Deja, .. Sounded like a sure bet to me..
4 years ago
Causation does not equal correlation you simpleton
4 years ago
Constapation..
4 years ago
Constananopilation..
4 years ago
Constapation: Is that like constant constipation?
4 years ago
My thoughts on Zeke.. http://i.imgur.com/9O8Vibs.jpg
4 years ago
That don't look healthy at all...
4 years ago
That's the poop of a man living on booze, baloney and smokes...
4 years ago
Where you been, zeke?
4 years ago
That Is one healthy half down the tube floater..
4 years ago
You must of eaten some lettuce by mistake...
4 years ago
It's.....grey...
4 years ago
That's liver disease.
4 years ago
DILLON

You sonovabitch
4 years ago
bad lighting, that fucker was burnt umber all day..
4 years ago
Zeek mentioning someone else has liver disease is rather amusing.
4 years ago
Ima try something..

http://muchosucko.com/1
4 years ago
are you trying to get to sub #1?

4 years ago
Yeah....
4 years ago
Right Kirk, how would I ever know the symptoms?
4 years ago
Movie ideas anyone?
4 years ago
inb4 faggy obscure c-flic, fynw
4 years ago
Nothing "faggy" or obscure?
Umm......spiderman?
4 years ago
You see Dallas buyers club?
4 years ago
Nothing faggy AND obscure. Or faggy, so spiderman is out.
4 years ago
I just watched predator and am thinking karate kid next
4 years ago
Dogtooth?
It's not faggy but pretty obscure
4 years ago
jesus
4 years ago
Alright, I'm out.
4 years ago
i was refering to karate kid
4 years ago
Don't knock the classics
4 years ago
So was I Sprinkles
4 years ago
That's why I was looking for a better idea!
4 years ago
This one's older, but a classic: Falling down
4 years ago
Repo Man
4 years ago
I like where you're heading sprinks
4 years ago
Go back a few more years yet: Night of the hunter
4 years ago
V.H.S was a decent movie too
4 years ago
Hobo with a shotgun
4 years ago
Colder...
4 years ago
Nvm, I'll figure it out
4 years ago
No you won't, you're still too young to even know your ass from your elbow.
4 years ago
O LOOK A SPEC OF DUST
4 years ago
* Sprinkles hitches up his belt *
4 years ago
Ima watch the 36th chamber of shaolin tyvm
4 years ago
Looks good.

* Sprinkles bows *


4 years ago
Watch City of God at some point if you haven't seen it.
4 years ago
I have
4 years ago
Then watch Ratcatcher
4 years ago
Watch they live with Rowdy Roddy Piper. Or night of the comet.
4 years ago
Very nice LL, you are a woman of your word.....much respect
4 years ago
why do you give a shit about sweden? or the winter olympics for that matter
4 years ago
1. I live there
2. I don't care about the Olympics, it was just a matter or beating Finland in hockey
4 years ago
*of
4 years ago
American living in Sweden or born there?
4 years ago
Born and raised 100%
4 years ago
I feel left out of the list of bathtub user pics up there.
4 years ago
well, you cheated..
4 years ago
Omg! Sorry smerf.........
4 years ago
Well, fuck you. Nobody wants to see me naked.
4 years ago
Hey now
4 years ago
Sorry, that FU was directed at steven.
4 years ago
I know.
Sorry tho, of course your included
4 years ago
*you're*
3 years ago
Well...zeke called it first in this sub...
3 years ago
Wtf... You bathe clothed
4 years ago
I soak in style
4 years ago
Love the ink! Pretty eyes too.
4 years ago
Thx Pink, very kind of you
4 years ago
i'd give her my heart
but she wanted my soul
don't think twice its' alright
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d8o8vNTNao
4 years ago
oh drunk zeke... will you ever learn?
4 years ago
Bathing fully clothed is style...
3 years ago
Isnt
3 years ago
smallest tub ever? :(

and it sucks for you when canada kicks sweden's ass tomorrow!
4 years ago
*Smallest bathroom
4 years ago
It's not small, she's just a gargantuan 7-foot Swede.
4 years ago
Er.. 2 meter
4 years ago
Don't pop the bubbly just yet, we're going to crush Canada's dream of winning the gold
4 years ago
Pretty sure you guys are a day or two behind. I won't spoil it
4 years ago
Lemme guess, USA already won
4 years ago
Nope
4 years ago
*Merka
4 years ago
WOOO
4 years ago
Sorry LL, our Canada wont be beat by your swedes.

Perhaps a friendly wager is in order
4 years ago
just as long as you don't end up in a tub, ok?
4 years ago
Would
4 years ago
Could...
3 years ago
Not...
3 years ago
Needs more nakedness
4 years ago
Nice plant ... What is that , ivy ?
4 years ago
fake ivy
3 years ago
i really like your right arm bands tattoo. it's really cool. :)
4 years ago
Thank you, me too. Drew the design myself
4 years ago
* DushanMandik lights candles and puts on Barry White *
4 years ago
* loslobos pushes Dush out of the room and locks the door *
4 years ago
I was on my way out any way. I despise lesbos. Cheerio mate!
4 years ago
That's a nice tub
4 years ago
What's nice is what's in it.
4 years ago
I know, Toolman. Just don't want her getting a big head about it.
4 years ago
Idk about nice
4 years ago
Mr. Hitler, when are you ever going to come to the realization that all women are beautiful in their own sense?
4 years ago
Awwwww.... Tool, you ol' softie
4 years ago
Gaaaaaaay!
4 years ago
I thought you got arrested.
4 years ago
I just got out yesterday. Violated probation 10 days in, served a month, new assault charge.
4 years ago
I knew something fucked happen. Last you wrote you had no jail time just fines and probation. Welcome home
4 years ago
Thank you.
4 years ago
hey irish is alive
4 years ago
darn
4 years ago
You don't mean that, Deja.
4 years ago
Where is my tshirt, btw?
4 years ago
Sup faggot, thought you went to jail. I was right
4 years ago
Sup, bitch? Lose the top for real. This is kinda bullshit. We already saw the titties. Then you cover them and take off the mask? WTF?
4 years ago
How am I supposed to beat off to this?
4 years ago
They must not have a lot of space to keep felons like you locked..I say a year in the hole 1niggrish1
4 years ago
I feel jipped as well rish.
4 years ago
Holy shit you got some long as fingers. Like monkey claw.
4 years ago
Or ET fingers.
4 years ago
kinda looks like the hands of, oh i dont know, a man?
4 years ago
The better to milk your prostate with.
3 years ago
I like
4 years ago
mucho
4 years ago
You like donkeys.
4 years ago
You like donkeys and horses
4 years ago
Whammy...
4 years ago
I thought you were trying to hide it with the mask but you're actually quite pretty.
4 years ago
^flaming homosexual
4 years ago
What gave it away, me finding a woman attractive?
4 years ago
I'm still not entirely convinced it's a woman, and neither should you be.
4 years ago
nb4 linkage of tampon string.

It's just snot enuff for meeee
4 years ago
Why the long face?
4 years ago
nice sideburns. Fuck you possum. *me logs out
4 years ago
wut?
4 years ago
I think he's saying she has better "sideburns" than you
yet females can't actually grow sideburns, so idk....
4 years ago
As much as I don't like the guy, I am glad he's still alive.
4 years ago
You don't like Zeke tinski ?
4 years ago
I was talking about brownrings. And I don't even really dislike him.
4 years ago
I find that hard to believe; that you were talking about him, not me. But hey, I'm glad we're all alive.
4 years ago
it's been pretty weird here the last few days
4 years ago
Ummm Yeah, I was really talking about Brownrings.
4 years ago
yeah zeke, you moocher, he was talking about me. Also possum, fuck you is a term of endearment where I come from, no offence
4 years ago
fuck off
4 years ago
And so it has come to this...
4 years ago
recent searches (aka pervspy)
101 Embarassing Sexual Accidents Part 3

Caught me off guard as most things in search are horribly misspelled.

* DushanMandik just says *
4 years ago
Quite the detail
4 years ago
why are you bathing in a sink?
4 years ago
More importantly, why is she wearing a swim suit?
4 years ago
how hard is it to take care of a plant?
4 years ago
nice plant,what is that an ivy?
4 years ago
if it was an ivy, it would be the picture by the comments
4 years ago
It's not a spider plant
4 years ago
would drink and climb in.
4 years ago
Not enough penii for you
4 years ago
vera from in living color lookin ass nigga
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9pdX_D8eHY
4 years ago
Hahaha!
4 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
4 years ago
God you're annoying
4 years ago
News to no one
4 years ago
That better be aimed towrds rish.
4 years ago
Who?
4 years ago
Don't play dumb.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/PMfIQnG.gif
4 years ago
what is that grey console thingy?
4 years ago
Kinda wondering that myself.
4 years ago
Probably for the settings! jet strength and what not. It;s a nice tub for sure. Check out the head and seat cushion.
4 years ago
It's for temperature, jet strenght, radio and even telephone but I'm not lazy to do the wiring. Pretty neato, but it's a bitch to clean
4 years ago
Can we skype LL? puuuuhhh leeeasssseee
4 years ago
better yet, tiny chat. GOGOGOGOGOGO
4 years ago
Jawz.... Get turned down at the bars?
4 years ago
O_o
Fuck no
4 years ago
Lobos... You mouth says "no" but your eyes... They say...















"hell no"
4 years ago
what do you mean by "fuck no"?
4 years ago
I dont understand ur swede lingo
4 years ago
tinychat.com/muchosucko GET IN THERE FAGGOTS.
4 years ago
@Smerf ,
not tongiht I got a few numbers,
4 years ago
No means no, no matter what language
4 years ago
Why u gotta act like that?
4 years ago
Some internet friend you are.
4 years ago
And on that note, I'm going to bed.
4 years ago
Would
4 years ago
Both of you in that tub would be nice..
4 years ago
*eyes tub again*
It could work.
4 years ago
* Akameldon helps Jezebeth with her clothes.. *
4 years ago
Coordinating them, maybe.
4 years ago
Faggot
4 years ago
Fuck off .. Convict, how was your special time getting assraped?
4 years ago
Not bad. I think I may have accidentally joined a gang though.
4 years ago
Every gang needs a bitch..
4 years ago
i accidentally joined the Mexican Mafia at Sandstone
4 years ago
what aka said
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
Oh, the irony...
2 years ago
oh shit...
2 years ago
nice tat's ..let's see some as now :D
4 years ago
you seem a bit masculine...you lesbian? :)
4 years ago
You seem a bit faggot. Are you faggot?
4 years ago
Loslezbos.....
4 years ago
nice..........
4 years ago
hallo
4 years ago
Hi gays
4 years ago
Nice bubbles , what is that radox ?
4 years ago
Lidl's best bubblebath....
4 years ago
Are you high?
4 years ago
Drunk maybe
4 years ago
would
4 years ago
I said that
4 years ago
Also I saw her first
4 years ago
fuck you I'm more capable of handling such a woman
4 years ago
You both would rather fondle toddlers.
4 years ago
you mind your beeswax
4 years ago
Why are the window blinds on the outside ?
4 years ago
They're between two panes. See the pulley system in the right?
4 years ago
he's used to wooden shutters and burlap curtains
4 years ago
Hey, wanna hang out sometime?
4 years ago
What I want to know is, if Sweden beats Canada, what can we expect?
4 years ago
If the Canucks win(or lose)..heather should emancipate her Cana-D's
4 years ago
winner subs boobs - simple
4 years ago
I was hoping for a bidet shot with no panties
4 years ago
Okay either I'm trippen or.

1) You are tall as fuck

2) Thats a baby jacuzzi tub.

3) Are you wearing a swimsuit?

Also, you look like Michael Cera http://imgur.com/uzPZHff
4 years ago
Would still sniff and lick panties/10
4 years ago
...........................................
4 years ago
btw - hi zeker
4 years ago
After a few days of zeke leaving, he comes back and harasses me. Good job dude.
4 years ago
You been off on a 4 day drunk zeke ?
4 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LOL Hi Zeke
4 years ago
Before this thread gets derailed.

Show feet LL <3
4 years ago
jeebus is this a Cheers reunion or something?
4 years ago
btw - hi poss
4 years ago
i'm prolly gonna fuck back off again when i sober up doe
4 years ago
What is the deal Zeke ?..... Dik and Freshie have shut the fuck up. What more could you ask for ?
4 years ago
I've dealt with dik and freshie my entire time on mucho. They don't phase me. It's other shit.
4 years ago
i'm quitting MS when i sober up too
4 years ago
I used to haggle with dik late nights in the irc days, and freshie was my first real nemesis back when I thought he was actually scrawny. They did not get to me.
4 years ago
^^Heard that old song and dance before.
4 years ago
It's more just the overall tone.
4 years ago
the question is - when am i going to sober up?
4 years ago
small battles possum
4 years ago
it was rhetorical, sir
4 years ago
Well email me from time to time if you leave Zeke
4 years ago
I'll stop in from time to time......reddit is boring as fuck.
4 years ago
Dealing with Dik and Freshie is nothin' now that I know they're nothin' but trolls.
4 years ago
i always thought better of dik tbh...dude can be funny as hell
4 years ago
They're worse than just trolls......they put stock in this shit.
4 years ago
Dik tries extremely hard......you get him engaged and he unravels.
4 years ago
i'm not gonna defend him to you zeke.
just saying he is lots more funny than, say, Tr...
4 years ago
he is, when he has time to think about what he's going to write
4 years ago
I enjoy watching him carry on when he isn't being..... well a dick
4 years ago
clowns are supposed to be funny
4 years ago
I don't think he's such a bad guy, or an unfunny guy, just when you break it down.....he's kind of a hypocrite and if you get to know him he's largely unfunny.
4 years ago
you mean tr of course
4 years ago
* possum ambles *
4 years ago
I mean, when I speak seriously I'm not that funny, but see him razzled back in irc days.......wow unfunny.
4 years ago
Hold, on, give me 20 minutes to come up with something amusing to write.......
4 years ago
* possum unseriousness like hell now and powerzooms oughta this threadbranch *
4 years ago
whoa!
4 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat in a chair
Humpty Dumpty had no hair
Humpty Dumpty liked this thing too much
Humpty Dumpty destructed and such
4 years ago
my penis is on the ground
4 years ago
I know, it doesn't deserve a spot on punky's wall.
4 years ago
ok, well possum penis does deserve a spot on punky's wall
4 years ago
there's nothing funny about hypocrisy
4 years ago
i'm drinking liquid water
4 years ago
Perhaps I'm just bitter
4 years ago
not surprising sir
4 years ago
I don't let things get to me.......well, some
4 years ago
and I'm guessing it's the same kinda deal how you think i'm drunk when i'm not, and think i'm fine when i am
it's the not knowing that gets to you

it's the people who don't care that i like
4 years ago
When I'm drunk I voice the things that matter to me that I wouldn't say sober.
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on royals *


LISTEN to it faggots
4 years ago
Hey TR
4 years ago
Hey JAWZ
4 years ago
Q: is this your actual hair-color, or approximately?
4 years ago
i mean you almost look gingerish...maybe it's just the lighting though
4 years ago
* possum pre-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee's *
4 years ago
It's my natural color. I'm blondish but with red tones, kinda golden color.
4 years ago
gingeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
4 years ago
Ginger women are gods gift. Ginger men are like ogre's roaming the earth.
4 years ago
* smerf mauls tinski with a wrench *
4 years ago
LosDumbAss, you're a carotinoid skinned biatch with black hair. Go fuck yourself! You're not really white!
3 years ago
Shut up you balding kid fucker.
3 years ago
Mangina detected! Hey, cuntface, dust off the shelves, quick!
3 years ago
die
3 years ago
Do you have a Tourette's syndrome?
3 years ago
kill yourself
3 years ago
You're such a loser. How fucking old R U?! Fucking manchild of a human being!
3 years ago
aids.

get it.
3 years ago
Best tranny I've seen all week.
4 years ago
* possum does not take the bait *
4 years ago
This site needs more wigs.
4 years ago
* xzekiel is starting to think that vc is an everest alt *
4 years ago
that would make me have tight underpants
4 years ago
* Vomitcircus pulls out his hair *
4 years ago
I always imagined you to be bald. That kinda bald where just the top is bald and the sides are still long. Kinda like IT.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
^^Askin for that ban.
4 years ago
Mind as well go out like jones.
4 years ago
But I want you to stay zeke.
4 years ago
Might as well* you goddamn illiterate piece of shit.
4 years ago
Adios zeeker
4 years ago
Also, can we get some new jokes?
4 years ago
NIGGA FUCK YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NIGGA U DONT KNOW ME.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
Nigga u a bitch ass nigga, I will fuck up your scrubs nigga!
4 years ago
re: new jokes - email to admin any jokes along these lines and they'll get added in
4 years ago
nice
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
lol,
xzekiel The Iron Liver
deja, i'ma kick you in the cunt
34 seconds agoreport spam | like | stfu

great way to stop the dead baby jokes
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
Seriously?

xzekiel The Iron Liver
I don't get how they are all against me
but whatever
14 seconds agoreport spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
don't push your luck too dushan
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
When Deja doesn't have her my little pony avy on. You know shits serious. Dont do it zeke!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
I think zeke is drunk. Please excuse him, someone will escort him out of the building in a few minutes.
4 years ago
Hey now, I'm really perplexed as to why zeke thinks he can piss off you guys and you all not turn his comments into jokes.

Kinda like calling a cop a pig...."I fought the law, and the law won" type of thing...
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
He mad
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
I will for one say, not that anybody cares, I would rather have zeek here than freshie or dik.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
Zeke please stop....now !!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
I'm feeling a new avy
4 years ago
Lorde is my favorite new female artist. I wanna be in her company in her finery.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
She looks like an old wicked witch
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
Ok.... this is too painful to watch. Email me sometime Zeke.
* DangerousDug fucks off *
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* MetalFace struts around in his new digs *
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
Whatever you say thatjawz88, listen to her lyrics and watch her vids, she's such a tomboy with an astute vocabulary, and she's cute to boot....that's the shit that turns my gears!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
And she's rags to riches....more like war bombed, shit infested nothingness to global stardom...and she hasn't gone all "HANNAHMONTANA!"
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
Lorde is commercial pablum
4 years ago
LoL, what did you say? I cunt hear you?
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
She's not trying to get at anything. That's what I want to take from it, so fuck you asshole.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Play nice zeke. Welcome to the new mucho.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
mucho closer to the old mucho, only with less banning
4 years ago
much*
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
The old mucho was more behind the scenes, so maybe you're right as I wouldn't know.

Just seems like a lot of censorship now and less freedom.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
Wait til you're announced, we've not yet lost all our graces...
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
No sir, YOU shut the fuck up
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
Well, yea, as I said, welcome to the new Mucho. Where censorship is cool and what you have to say gets under people's skin.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
nothing he's said has gotten under my skin. he's getting the same treatment as the other spammy annoying idiotic thread uselessness other people did. it's not about censorship or anything, it's about stop being annoying douchebags
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Evidently it was enough for you to come out from behind the curtain (Wizard of Oz reference) Somethings going on.

I'd rather read zeeks ramblings than fleshiedikbruiser's...just supersaiyan.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Goddammit zeke. Shut. The fuck. UP.
4 years ago
why should one person not get the same treatment as other people? what makes them special? i'm not a hypocrite like that
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
Because zeek isn't really an instigator like fleshiedikbruiser...he has his moments, but really he's just a drunk rambler. As for the other's, they start the shit, do you REALLY expect him to not defend himself?
4 years ago
i never looked at who instigated what... i looked at who was posting a whole lot of comments about bullshit stuff that just annoys people on the site.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
Just go lie down for a while.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
Well, it was never zeek that started that shit. It was fleshiedikbruiser. Yea I call them that as a whole because they really have ruined mucho. I see a thread with them in it, I don't even bother skimming it. It's that bad!
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
like i said, i don't give a fuck who started what. i see a thread with zeke in it and i don't even bother skimming it, it's that bad! music lyrics, drunken nonsense... i don't give a shit about it and it's annoying, so therefore he gets the same treatment as the other people that so many others found annoying. end of story.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
That's fine. I just wanted to put in my 2 cents. I'm not picking sides, that's pointless, I just want to vent my frustrations about fleshiedikbruiser ruining the comment section for me personally. Just a little feedback.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
has that not already been resolved? so why vent about frustrations that have no foundation anymore?
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Well, I will say this lastly, I was not around for their "banning" or comment deletions/replacements because I got so sick of it I didn't come back for an entire week. Guess I'm late to the party.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
zeek, listen to metal, just give it a rest, go listen to some music and be content with the fact that we'd rather have you here than other's. Just chillax bro.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
I mean listen to MetalFace. Just take a hiatus.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
Seriously, we all want you to stick around, but there's no version of this where you come out on top... Sleep it off bro.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
i'ma piss and get a drink
4 years ago
I'm gonna make a drink too.
4 years ago
I'd like a drink, thanks to nobody for offering!
4 years ago
i'm pretty pissed off at deja, but whatever
4 years ago
i'ma go make a drink
and hi jezebeth
4 years ago
I'll make you one Dushan
Hey zeke
4 years ago
hi jezeveth
how's you?
4 years ago
sorry.......b
4 years ago
everything i've said has been deleted so......
4 years ago
I'm doing well, life got a little crazy but it's calming down, you?
4 years ago
I don't know what to say. Deja will just delete me
4 years ago
I'm not too happy with the dealings here
4 years ago
Yeah I see that.
4 years ago
i mostly don't care
4 years ago
sorry
4 years ago
What kinda drink?
4 years ago
If you didn't care you woldn't comment, quit playing it off.
4 years ago
i'm still here
4 years ago
Looks like I missed a lot.. I figured I did anyway.
4 years ago
i'm mad buti'm still here
4 years ago
cuzi ain't gonna quit
4 years ago
and deja.......
4 years ago
delete what i say again
4 years ago
that kind of lux just aint for us
we crave a different kind of buzz
4 years ago
delete this shit
4 years ago
I call my boys in, their skin in craters like the moon.
The moon we love like a brother as he glows through the room.
4 years ago
i guess i blahhhhh
4 years ago
the funniest thing, is i could tallk to you.....about a bunch of shit
but well, whatever,
4 years ago
i'm just not caring anymore
4 years ago
deja you're a cunt
4 years ago
and it' all over no baby blue
4 years ago
i'm sick of dumb bitches cutting me off
4 years ago
* xzekiel screatchs self *
4 years ago
you wanna know what suckz?
4 years ago
mm, do me deja
4 years ago
whatever
4 years ago
i'ma sleep
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up
4 years ago
He really know's how to come back.
4 years ago
He knows better how to get down
4 years ago
I figured it'd all be turned into repetitive unfunny jokes anyway.........which is basically all that's left here
4 years ago
zeke, you know i love you brah,

BUT CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

also supersad that you're yet again back on the juice...
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasFq4GJYM
4 years ago
and we'll never be royal
4 years ago
let me live that fantasy
4 years ago
Songs played, you need to listen to 'Team'
4 years ago
that kinda lux just aint for us
4 years ago
this guy's just making fun of her
she was real
4 years ago
she said a lot
4 years ago
fuck this guy
4 years ago
this guy was actually right on
4 years ago
Nice flip flop nigger
4 years ago
We're all the same on the inside, racist scum.
4 years ago
i don't even know
4 years ago
i can't even know
4 years ago
i'm done
4 years ago
I'm not racist, you idiot, I just like to push buttons, and you're like a wacked out remote control, sensitive to my touch. faggot.
4 years ago
I have 2 side chicks that are black you dumbass "know it all"
4 years ago
And yea, you're all the same on the inside.

* DushanMandik hootnannies *
4 years ago
;)
4 years ago
ki don't much care
4 years ago
good
4 years ago
i'm more about this faggoty shit
4 years ago
hey deja delete what i say
4 years ago
You got your shit back
4 years ago
fuck you
4 years ago
i sit here
4 years ago
i sit here
4 years ago
i questinon why you thing you
4 years ago
leave me behind
4 years ago
Hey. Quit spamming up my sub you fucking bitches
4 years ago
sorry
4 years ago
I'd like to pound some sense into you. But you would probably like it too much
4 years ago
you don't eve know
4 years ago
in case you were wondering, that looks like 188 comments on this submission so far for you, zekebro
4 years ago
i'm fucking hungry
4 years ago
Bon appetite.
4 years ago
did you ever listen to me?
4 years ago
Me?
4 years ago
yeah
4 years ago
Not sure what you mean with your question
4 years ago
i think you know what i meand
4 years ago
If I ever listened to you? Yes I have.
Have you ever listened to what I've said and more importantly, did you understand it and accept it?
4 years ago
whatecer, i'ma leane
4 years ago
Good luck trying to kill yourself, you're certainly committed to it, I'll give you that
4 years ago
you think I don'r listen to you
alright, whatever
4 years ago
i'm not gonna kill myself you stupid bind
4 years ago
You're drinking yourself to death
4 years ago
i guess you didn't get my message
4 years ago
you didn't get ny message
4 years ago
Most people say "check your mail" instead of talking in riddles. .. I'll read it later
4 years ago
no, read it now
i'm not talking in riddles
4 years ago
I'll read it later. Enjoy your night, this is honestly too negative of a vibe for me
4 years ago
i'm sorry
4 years ago
hi zeke
4 years ago
hi seal
4 years ago
i need biize
4 years ago
leave loslobos alone please, she feels sexual harassed by you
4 years ago
i just knocked over all my books
4 years ago
and she can talk to me,
4 years ago
seriously. she told me while i had my cock in her asshole
4 years ago
i'm not gonna talk to you seal, sorry
4 years ago
sorry but i gotta go pick up my books
4 years ago
why? : (
im sorry to tell you that stuff, i just thought you should know
4 years ago
ok my books are picked up
4 years ago
sealbasher don't you hate it when you eat all the sauce off of the spaghetti?
and yes that's a euphemism.
4 years ago
i want to have sex in her vagina
4 years ago
with my big cock
4 years ago
submit a pic of your asshole please
4 years ago
You charmer sealbasher
4 years ago
she loves that. shes just not telling on mucho cause shes shy
4 years ago
i know this won't count for much
4 years ago
like 99% of your wordpukes
4 years ago
and youre not funny..EVER
4 years ago
and you are fat and EXTREMLY unattractive
4 years ago
And you're a stupid whore
4 years ago
Im black and mildly attractive.
4 years ago
one out of two aint bad
4 years ago
Last night I was with a feminist. What an asshole. And her tits weren't bad, either.
4 years ago
again, what the fuck happened here?

also, seag approves of this pic!
4 years ago
I know... we picked the wrong night to do anything else but surf mucho.
4 years ago
yeah, fucking real life always getting in the way...
4 years ago
I'd hit it.
4 years ago
I'd hit you with gloves on
4 years ago
Kinky, but ok.
4 years ago
Why gloves?
4 years ago
Enough of this flirting. Lets just have some cam sex.
4 years ago
Boxing gloves, you degenerates. I'll knock him the fuck out
4 years ago
I'd beat you up, inside and out.
4 years ago
Hair and eyebrows look like shit but upvote for effort.
4 years ago
See what I fucking miss when I don't mucho for a day or two?

Fuck me, right?
4 years ago
Indeed.
4 years ago
uhm, thanks, but no thanks....

do not dig freaky-handed fur-gingers..
4 years ago
Also... Jager? Fucking Jager?

* smerf shakes his head *
4 years ago
I'm not entirely certain, that this is how this type of gif works...?
4 years ago
point dush
4 years ago
I wanna smash ur guts in so bad
4 years ago
I bet you get all the ladies.
4 years ago
That would automatically be rape.
4 years ago
point rollo
4 years ago
Beause Im black? WOW way to stereo type.
4 years ago
I expect nothin less from you degenerates.
4 years ago
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
4 years ago
Rape.
4 years ago
WOW!! Thats racist!
4 years ago
I can say that because my girlfiend is black. That makes me not racist in any context.
4 years ago
worst race card move ever...
4 years ago
So is she the one raping you? Sounds hot.
4 years ago
Hi Steven!
4 years ago
sup jabber-jawlz?
4 years ago
She is female black. This is called ivory smuggling. Is okay.
4 years ago
Just kickin back and havin a few brews after a long days work bro.
4 years ago
yeah, can relate, i put something like 15 hours in my fucking project today after putting it off for like 2 months, now im chillin with some rum and coke
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/VcstHfW.jpg
4 years ago
Seagull: put some lime in that rum and coke.
4 years ago
Why not just use lime flavored coke?
4 years ago
limes all gone by now :(
4 years ago
only flavoured coke i like is vanilla, but that goes very well with some morgan
4 years ago
Or jameson. Try Jameson and gingerale
4 years ago
White rum, coke and lime is called a "cuba libre" It's quite delicious.

Also delicious: vodka and ginger ale.
4 years ago
meh, i dont really whiskey, but when i whiskey, i scotch straight.
4 years ago
Good man, steven. I like my scotch with a touch of scotch.

I'll drink pretty much any whiskey, except wild turkey.
4 years ago
I really don't think steven needs drinking advice from any of us...
4 years ago
oh fetal, alcohol was always something that was thrown in the mix, never my main vice.

but i CAN drink. german genes and shit....
4 years ago
^valid point
4 years ago
Fucking interposter
4 years ago
You're pretty hot
4 years ago
Solid 8/10. Would bathe with.
4 years ago
*shower in ogre sperm
4 years ago
Dush, I'd call you Donkey right now, except... People actually like Donkey.
4 years ago
bicho outright loves 'em
4 years ago
Bam.
4 years ago
I say ogre and you automatically think I'm calling you Shrek, that's some freudian shit right there.
4 years ago
Well, you brought that up right after I commented and given all the Shrek references, it's a pretty easy conclusion to reach
4 years ago
you're boobs are way bigger than hers.
4 years ago
lol 8/10?
id hate to see a 5 on smerfs scale
4 years ago
Desperation is a helluva drug.
4 years ago
LL for Ms. Mucho 2014.
4 years ago
imma tap that!
4 years ago
I'm gonna tap you




A nice bubble bath
4 years ago
Is your real name Jenni Asserholt?
3 years ago
You look like a faggot.
4 years ago
#MichealCeralookinassnigga
4 years ago
You still would
3 years ago
i would, i so would
3 years ago
Holy shit...are you fucking serious. Someone ate a 40mg Hydrocodone before they subbed this.
3 years ago
...couldn't wait to comment on this, could you?
3 years ago
But, he's so irresistible, Freshie.
3 years ago
*she's
3 years ago
wait...
3 years ago
Who took the photo ?
3 years ago
I did, took a vid and got some screenshots
3 years ago
if you were cool you'd upload the vid
3 years ago
Last
3 years ago
*saved
3 years ago
Upvoted
3 years ago
That retpile and his dv's
3 years ago
The homo
3 years ago
Oh look Harold, she's starting to get her boobies!
3 years ago
Now do it naked....
3 years ago
I'll fap
3 years ago
Cool plant
3 years ago
How come the tattoos have swapped arms ?
3 years ago
Are they even real......
3 years ago
Lol the one you linked was taken through a mirror..
3 years ago
Of course they're real
3 years ago
Oh ok
3 years ago
Was just testing
3 years ago
So selfie with tits is ok but not when someone else behind the camera
3 years ago
No one but me took these pics dude
3 years ago
because if anyone gets close they start melting like chernobyl.
3 years ago
You would be lucky if a girl from Chernobyl would date you, but you're too ugly even for mutants
3 years ago
is that so.
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
Ummm, it doesn't matter if it's in a mirror or not, those tatts are swapped. faker than toaster's weight on her driver's license.
3 years ago
So taking a mirror pic transposes the tatts from your right arm to your left?

Nice try manhands.
3 years ago
You're an idiot
3 years ago
They're fake.
3 years ago
They're real and they're spectacular
3 years ago
you mean 286 is not toasters real weight?
3 years ago
maybe in high school
3 years ago
Would you people stop picking on her ffs?
3 years ago
Shut up
3 years ago
I was talking about lobie, not toasty, dinkus...

3 years ago
Shut up homo
3 years ago
LL has little to no honour for you to protect
3 years ago
Leave the whiteknighting to zeke
3 years ago
Stick to what you do best sprinkles..... blowing guys in truck stops
3 years ago
I wouldn't dream of taking your mum's job away from her
3 years ago
Leave her alone. You have been warned.
3 years ago
Are you threatening me?
3 years ago
Yes, Bungholio...
3 years ago
Keep bugging her and see what happens
3 years ago
I'm sure little boys like you bug her more
3 years ago
Don't fucking speak for me, noob-cunt
3 years ago
nice one, metal... that 90's teri hatcher.... mmm-hmmm!
3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/3S9Tp6a.jpg
3 years ago
i love that tub.....
3 years ago
Nice anatomy thing. It's a bit naked though, you should have put a bikini on it.
3 years ago
Hansom woman
3 years ago
*Hansen
3 years ago
mmmmmmmmmm bop
3 years ago
Sig and Edgar.
3 years ago
You're gonna need a bigger tub.
3 years ago
Shark attack?
3 years ago
Maybe.
3 years ago
Good morning LL.. May I wash your back?..
3 years ago
* Sprinkles Bow-chicka-wow-wows *
3 years ago
jeeez, hab some pride, male muchoers.... pathetic internet "playas"....
3 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NrWuMwRKH2c
3 years ago
Ugly. Looks man.
3 years ago
Shut it faggot
3 years ago
Get your tits out already
3 years ago
This was a pleasant surprise.

3 years ago
^lurking noobwall hitting beaner
3 years ago
Poss, I don't get on here as much as I used to so I miss a lot of subs. So get off my back or wash your paws at least.
3 years ago
np - just dont expect non-abuse when you do get on here
3 years ago
I'm a glutton for punishment.
3 years ago
i still cant believe H6 will ban you for flaming...it's what MS was built on
3 years ago
It was what H6 was built on too. These sites aren't made for cozy, warm, friendly banter and puppy videos.
3 years ago
Both of you should fuck off.
3 years ago
Kirk, don't you have some boxers that need to be put on backwards so you can walk into hotel doorknobs with. Isn't that what Star Trek fags do?
3 years ago
I was helping with the rude behavior. No need to get all Trekkie with me, you pig fucker.
3 years ago
93 upvotes.....
3 years ago
Ever been mistaken for a man ?
3 years ago
Has she ever been mistaken for a woman?
3 years ago
So much hate for LL. You guys need laid.
3 years ago
You guy need hooked on phonics
3 years ago
or she could stop sucking so much
3 years ago
I have two girlfriends to choose from every night: Leftie & Rightie
3 years ago
you want some of that attention dug? You barrel headed backwater bitch
3 years ago
English has never been my strong suit
3 years ago
Neither is masculinity obviously
3 years ago
thanks MD but I get plenty the way it is.
3 years ago
YOUR MOVE LACKEY!
3 years ago
MD are you gonna make an attempt at drawing the TR/Dangerousdug death match ?
3 years ago
Pfft
3 years ago
^^so AW, such underpaants
3 years ago
tighty whiteys are the shit
3 years ago
mine used to be white
3 years ago
skid marks are one of the redneck badges of honor
3 years ago
no - what i mean is -i still wear jockeys, but now i buy them in hipster multi-color three packs


aquamarine is the new white
3 years ago
Buy em online, poss. You can get 7 pair for less than $20.
3 years ago
i still like to buy underpants at Walmart - i try to choose underaged foreign-born cashiers...i like how they look at the underpants, then look at me, then get a visual and try deperately to NOT look at me


life past 50 is fun in lots of ways i never suspected
3 years ago
Shit, our Wal-Mart doesn't even have cashiers after 5 p.m. It's all self-checkout.
3 years ago
*looting
3 years ago
Yeah, pretty much. There's always a Shuneekwuh or a Lafawnduh sitting there on her phone not paying attention to the stuff I didn't scan and just put into a bag.
3 years ago
Self checkout sucks .... much like Wal-Mart in general
3 years ago
It does, but the only place open after 8 p.m. here is either Wal-Mart or Wegman's.
3 years ago
An I'm sure as hell not going to Tops. Need antibiotics just to walk in there.
3 years ago
I shop at Wal-Mart about twice a year. How a store that big can have 2 cashiers and 4 stock boys on duty at one time is unacceptable.
3 years ago
I go shopping at 4 a.m. or else I go to a local place that's all organic meat and vegetables when they open at 8 a.m-better parking and no niggers. We have a Trader Joe's in Niagara Falls, but that's a bit of a hike.
3 years ago
"I go shopping at 4 a.m.".. Meaning, " I get the good shit out of the dumpsters before the niggers wake up".
3 years ago
We have trailers here, not dumpsters. When they're full they get driven to Massachusetts to be with the rest of the trash there.
3 years ago
Calm down Mako, don't get all bloody in the crotch now..
3 years ago
That hasn't happened since the last time I drank Jagermeister.
3 years ago
Passed out gang rape?..
3 years ago
No, I was in my car. Come to think of it, it was vomit, not blood. I walked to my car, decided to warm up the engine, and woke up six hours later with it still running. Good times.
3 years ago
When I was in my 20s I had a habit (or a curse) of puking in my friends cars, especially if they just bought them,.. Never meant to do it, just seemed to happen.
3 years ago
See, I always planned ahead an brought a bucket because I had a friend that would do the same thing. That morning, I just kept driving and puking. If you pull over to puke and a cop sees you, that's probable cause here.
3 years ago
I'm an atheist, but I thanked god for Delta Sonic that day.
3 years ago
My worst time was when A buddy of mine bought a red 69 Charger with a white interior, he had it about 10 hours and I painted the backseat with chinese food and Hofenrefers. He dragged me out of my house the next morning to the car wash and made me clean it up.. Nothing like sopping up your own puke when you have a hangover..
3 years ago
Some friends and I got pulled over by a state cop once. 3 of us in a pickup, me in the middle, absolutely blotto. My driver friend had just about convinced officer Friendly to let us go when my friend to my right blew chunks all over the windshield and me. If he hadn't felt so sorry for me we would probably have gotten pistol-whipped.
3 years ago
I'd say ya got lucky, Claude. No cop wants to arrest someone covered in vomit.
3 years ago
I think you're absolutely right.
3 years ago
lol


* possum remembers that time "we" stole a murkan flag from a rest-stop in southeastern sodak, then i had to ask jim to pull over every five minutes or so so i could quietly puke, then we ran a ared light in downtown Vermillion right in front of a cop, whilst iwas only wearing said flag, as a semi-diaper *
3 years ago
it smelt like duck-poop
3 years ago
What the hell were you drinking?
3 years ago
oh I know...Cold Duck.
3 years ago
Still got that flag?
3 years ago
1 yup still have the flag
2 sloe sevens, malt duck, and 3.2 beer
3 years ago
omg....sloe....must have looked like a fucking murder scene
3 years ago
Sloe gin fizzy, do it till you're dizzy.
3 years ago
I stole a flag from the Catholic church and used it as a bedspread for about 11 years..
3 years ago
You're going to Hell.
3 years ago
I remember (barely) watching a college roommate disable, dismantle, and relocate a fucking railroad sign back to his dorm room.
3 years ago
I wish I still had it,.. It only had 48 stars..
3 years ago
oh shit, an American flag? with 48?
3 years ago
all i really remember is the purple puke the next morning
3 years ago
Yeah, 48, Like I said I wish I still had it, It was really nice and warm to sleep under..
3 years ago
Wow, must've been made pre-1959.
3 years ago
Yes it was, Like a heavy canvas sewn together and hand embroidered not like the cheap ones you buy today, and it was pretty big, 5ft by 8ft.
3 years ago
Yeah, that's cause the ones you can buy today are made in China.
3 years ago
I used to have an original Japanese rising Sun battle flag Also (I collect Flags) but I sold it about 8 years ago for $1,200
3 years ago
twerve hunned dahrah, make you hahrah?
3 years ago
Got me drunk and Happy..
3 years ago
Oh, lound eye got dlunk! It's too bad the Marine Corps wouldn't take me. When I was a teen I wanted to travel the world, meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them.
3 years ago
So did I, but they wouldn't take me cause I quit high school, I missed out on alot of killing..
3 years ago
I failed the drug test and I have a heart defect.
3 years ago
Back in the late 80s they would only take you if you had a high school diploma or a GED so I fucked up by quitting school.. Our friend in the jet tub is a Veteran though..
3 years ago
Yeah, she's got the thousand yard stare.
3 years ago
Possum never asked me to pull over so he could puke.

Good evening.
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure that came from to much exposure to this site.. It eventually happens to all of us..
3 years ago
Hi, Kirk. I can picture possum just letting it go like a two inch hose on full. Now that I think of it, my stint in a mental hospital when I was a teenager was probably another reason the Marines didn't want me, yet every Marine I've ever met is crazier than a shithouse rat. And if too much exposure to Mucho causes a thousand yard stare, I probably have a twenty mile yard stare by now.
3 years ago
We all stare too far Mako,.. Always too far..
3 years ago
Good evening Capt'n ..
3 years ago
This man had been in a 72 hour long firefight.
http://i.imgur.com/ZYYujMl.jpg
3 years ago
I hope he killed every motherfucker he came in contact with..
3 years ago
The back story is in Italian, so I could only translate a little. He was an Italian soldier and was awake for three days straight during a pretty hellish battle in Bala Murghab (Afghanistan)
3 years ago
Make with the vagina
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
Dead sub?
2 years ago
Needs more tits
3 years ago
Loslobos, ta butelkę po jegamajsterze powinna SE w cipe wjebac. Byłoby muchooooo hab ;D
3 years ago
What brand of castor oil are you drinking here?
2 years ago
You claim to be an adult, and yet can't identify a bottle of Jagermeister.
2 years ago
Jager is for children
2 years ago
I don't drink alcohol.
2 years ago
You claim youre not a faggot, and yet you dont drink alcohol?
2 years ago
I only drink beer as far as alcohol goes, Puma. Has nothing to do with the fact that I know what Jager looks like.
2 years ago
Wtf, have you never been in a pub, Puma?
2 years ago
what the fucking fuck are we doing back here ?
2 years ago
I say the same thing when you start drooling that lardass VicSin post.
2 years ago
*drooling on
2 years ago
this shit will never rival the VicSin
2 years ago
You're right, LL will never be that fat.
2 years ago
unless you all like sucking lesbian gash
2 years ago
You like sucking tranny cock, so I guess it's all relative.
2 years ago
How the fuck are you all attracted to this? This thing is gross
2 years ago
Lol shut the fuck up
2 years ago
Cryass is hooked big time
2 years ago
Looks like a converted gents urinal stall
2 years ago
Lose the suit and stand up.
2 years ago
Show her how, junior.
2 years ago
Wait, your dick is already on this site one time too many....
2 years ago
fake
6 months ago
recover password
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