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A Brief History of Murka

Happy Black History Month

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by bongwater

submitted February 17th 2014

47 comments
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* bongwater scoffs *

white people...
4 years ago
They're always late
4 years ago
This story is exactly how I pictured it to be
4 years ago
Oh man this is hilarious.
4 years ago
isnt this the animated segment from bowling for columbine?

i hate michael moore
4 years ago
Yes, I believe it is from that movie.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
The moral of the story is ..... White people are evil and will always be, while Indians, Blacks and Minorities are good...... The End
4 years ago
at least your stupidity is superiour to anyone else's
4 years ago
Looks like you got a new groupie Stevie. Freshie is jumping on your bandwaggon for now..... at least until Dik can come out and play
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
4 years ago
Yes mini-me dik
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
4 years ago
Freshie you find someone who will hang with you and you chase after them to whatever post they are commenting on and agree with and do the same shit they do. Since dik isn't on now you have to substitute someone and Bird fit the bill. Carry on.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
Both you and dik just got "random joked" for exactly what I mentioned above.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
No you are the dik rider, Freshie
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
4 years ago
You pick the same dik to ride always..... so once again that verifies my claim
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
dammit, freshie get off my dick........
4 years ago
ouh, yeah, just like that bb, get it off good!!
4 years ago
Just look at how many were happy that Deja random joked you, tr and diks spammy asses. Enough said
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
i hate you all.

if it were for me, every single comment on the site would be a random joke.
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
I hate no one.... there is the big difference between me and you Stevie
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
douglas, irony.

it's called irony.

it's kinda like what your beard-wife does with your shirts, only nothing like that.

better get your climbing gear,you might fall into a sarchasm.
4 years ago
typical racist propaganda....
4 years ago
...in fairness this was most likely done by white people
4 years ago
hey, i didnt say what race :)
4 years ago
Hogmaster, you da man!
4 years ago
...did that shitbrainer insinuate that slavery was originated by white Americans?
4 years ago
your mom is my dirty fuck slave
4 years ago
Barrets my mom?
4 years ago
she wishes
4 years ago
Barrets not gonna like you referring to him as 'she'

no anal milking for you tonight jrobe :(
4 years ago
yeah
4 years ago
Total fucking bullshit..
4 years ago
* Akameldon wants micheal moore shot in the face.. *
4 years ago
Surprised no one stepped in with a bowling for columbine tag
4 years ago
That movie was the biggest bunch of bullshit since his movie "Blood in the face"
4 years ago
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