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R.I.P. To All My Real Ass Trap Niggas

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by JAWZ88

submitted February 16th 2014

798 comments
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R.I.P. To All My Real Ass Trap Niggas
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Nice... Fried Chicken, but shouldn't that be colt 45 malt liquor
3 years ago
There are a ton more OG malt liquors than Colt. Check back with us when you get more time in the hood, mofo.
3 years ago
* DangerousDug and the hood don't mix *
3 years ago
Dug's current hood is more gangster than anything this critter ever knew.
3 years ago
Then don't stereotype brothers liquor selections.
3 years ago
Dug obviously doesn't know about Old English and King Cobras.
3 years ago
jawz drinks sharp's
3 years ago
Malt liquors didn't make my top 50 beer selections..... sorry
3 years ago
semen does though
3 years ago
semen beer ? must be a SF thing
3 years ago
no, just regular semen. you drink semen. literally.
3 years ago
Yup, drums of semen. You drink it with a swirley straw.
3 years ago
Does dik know you are out playing without him ? He is gonna be so mad
3 years ago
I'm just breaking your balls duhg. Of course you don't drink semen.
3 years ago
You lap it off of your wifes ass after a well-hung black gentleman pulls out.
3 years ago
And there is the punch line...... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
Team dik +1
3 years ago
That was a good laugh.
3 years ago
dik isn't here and i'm only on team freshie

so you meant to say +1 Team Freshie you homosexualboomhauerlookinasswigga
3 years ago
He learned from the best. Dik is the master of cool katness
3 years ago
You just wish you were as cool as dik.
3 years ago
the only thing i learned from dik and others on this site was to not take you idiots seriously anymore like i did when i first joined.
3 years ago
Freshie licks semen off diks back after stan finishes.
3 years ago
Cool story Freshie
3 years ago
shut up now DD
3 years ago
what tinksi said is how you should have responded in the first place, duhg.
3 years ago
Good idea Possum.... wife is drunk and waiting for me in bed anyhow.
* DangerousDug fistbumps possum and throws in that gay starburst explosion at the end. *
3 years ago
Ha @ tinski
3 years ago
*BBBT is almost finished and my wife is beckoning me to clean up
3 years ago
Get to fistin your wife dug! Then sub it?
3 years ago
He did mention he could fit his knee cap in her vagina.
3 years ago
He kinda looks like 50 cents.
3 years ago
Flo-Rida
3 years ago
I don't know they all look alike to me.
3 years ago
Yeah, I miss took you for Ice-T
3 years ago
Dat's a nice adidas jacket.
3 years ago
You can have it, I'll take the drink
3 years ago
FAKE NO WATERMELON
3 years ago
#SoDak
3 years ago
I've said this before on a post and got stfu'd. You get a like
3 years ago
i am me
3 years ago
Because possum can do that. He half black.
3 years ago
tbh i am the whitest guy you would ever meat
3 years ago
* possum gets nervous now that tha darks has backup and pre-scampers *
3 years ago
GET EM'!
3 years ago
Black people are scared of possums, dogs,and water etc....
3 years ago
If you believe that, you're more idiotic than whoever made that up.
3 years ago
Employment, ghosts, quiet at a movie theater
3 years ago
Show your face with sign or shut your mouth faggot.
3 years ago
Tough talk from the resident bitch ass nigga
3 years ago
YOU AINT SHIT STINK. FUCK YOU.
3 years ago
Monkey see...
3 years ago
HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH!
3 years ago
Fuck off bitch.
3 years ago
Dude, You turn whiter as you get madder.
3 years ago
Pink is like dug a racist trolling.
3 years ago
Don't insult me in that manner.
3 years ago
Only trolling I do is when I'm on the boat.
3 years ago
Post a pic with sign.
3 years ago
He's too scared.
3 years ago
Probably another fat white dude.
3 years ago
Aww, I was just grabbing the camera and then Jaws had to go say that
3 years ago
You are to correct as TD is to being black.
3 years ago
hahahahahahaha! Don't give me that shit!
3 years ago
Seriously....I'll take a pic of my clearly fat arm grabbing my camera to take a pic of my clearly white male face.
3 years ago
It's rumored that stink is a girl. Show tits.
3 years ago
I'll post it up onto my Blackpeoplemeet.com profile for you.
3 years ago
I prefer ebonypassion.com
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
tbh - i think psw is female, but also almost as old as mice elf and also pretty chunky
3 years ago
I don't care. I like her.
3 years ago
not that that is a bad thing
3 years ago
There goes poss's nudie pics....out the window
3 years ago
Are you a chick?
3 years ago
dammit
3 years ago
Hahahahahaha Black dude hears fat white chick and gets excited
3 years ago
Ha you got me.
3 years ago
Yeah, PSW is a woman. Thats what i've been hearing. But shes probably is as fat as toast.
3 years ago
meh - fat is highly underrated
3 years ago
Look at that, Jaws....one right, one wrong...


Better fucking score than your GED test.
3 years ago
* possum subs *
3 years ago
High School Graduate 4.0 with a bachelor degree in nursing. Come at me bro.
3 years ago
no sweater badge?
3 years ago
A BD and a paper hat can get you a job at Hardee's.


What-what?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
Can you milk me, Greg?
3 years ago
Hardees. Ewww you're on the east coast.
3 years ago
Ummm, Hardee's are mostly in the south.
3 years ago
Hardees is on the east coast too. Don't interject without full factual knowlege KIRK.
3 years ago
Did you just google that on the holodeck?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Hardees is Carls jr. Why they have two different names? No fucken idea.
3 years ago
In & out is good but get yourself a tommy's chili cheeseburger and you'll be hooked.
3 years ago
Carls and Hardee's merged a while back.
3 years ago
Theres a Tommy's about 3 blocks down from where I live at. Their breakfast is great too.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
I hate wiki-pwning' but even I had to look up to be certain: Hardee's Food Systems, Inc. is an American restaurant chain, which predominantly operates in the South and Midwest states.

It does mention they operate in 42 states....so meh
3 years ago
We have Five Guys, Sonic and Checkers.
3 years ago
Look up tommy's burgers famous for their chili cheese burgers.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Five guys is shit tier compared to In-and-out. Sonic's is fuken gross and never had Checkers.
3 years ago
Says the guy in the fag capitol. Yeah okay, don't be jelly bro.
3 years ago
If any of you ever come out to san diego in your life go to Ocean beach and go to a burger joint called Hodad's Best burgers in san diego.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
Dude, HoDads...best burgers.
3 years ago
Went there in 2004, magical eating
3 years ago
HoDads is awesome. Went there with my friends 2 summers ago. But honestly, it's child's play compared to Slaters 50/50
3 years ago
Philly isn't known for the burgers, so IDK.
3 years ago
Come down here boo boo <3
3 years ago
They have Hardee's in the midwest, too.
3 years ago
They also have me needing to read all the replies before making my own.
3 years ago
Five Guys: burger was decent, but way overpriced. Not impressed with their fries.

In-N-Out: burgers are tasty but pretty basic unless you order off the secret menu (Animal style bitches!). Fries are okay.

Fatburger: pretty damn good, but also kind of expensive. Fat fries are very good, thin fries are decent.

Carl's Jr: kinda meh.
Hardee's: last time I ate at Hardees, it was in 2007ish, in Iowa, in January and something like 10 below. Tasty burger.
3 years ago
* smerf Samuel L. Jackson's *


MMMMM, THIS IS A TASTY BURGER
3 years ago
BIG KAHUNA BURGER!!!!! MAY I HAVE A DRINK OF YOUR TASTEY BEVERAGE TO...*AHEM* QUINCH MY THIRST?
3 years ago
"Look at the big brain on Smerf!"
3 years ago
XXX Rootbeer: the burgers are pretty damn good, though they no longer sell my favorite one. Fries are meh, but the rootbeer floats are great.
3 years ago
wow its like 4 months of comments from the ol' pink taco..
come on wrinkles..lets see some beaver al-fucking-ready
3 years ago
St. Ides?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
Good, shut your fucken stupid ass up. Im the big boss over you faggot.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
You don't talk to your fucken boss like that. Know your place on this site you fucken dumbshit head noob.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
Don't make me call mr. dummond on you to run you off this site again.
3 years ago
Dik thought Chcolate grew from black people.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
No, it's only funny when you don't reply, wigger banner boy.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
Dik used fried chicken as currency in the black community.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
Unfunny people can't determine whats funny or not.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Boys.


Don't make me come back there.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
Yeah, you racist peice of shit. Smerf, tell this guy to fuck off into space already.
3 years ago
I WILL PULL THIS FUCKING CAR OVER AND BEAT BOTH YOUR ASSES ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Jawz begging a white guy to help him
lol
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Begging a white male? Why does it matter what color he is?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
You prove that the majority of women on this site are fucken morons.
3 years ago
Sub your bathtub pic already you fuken cock sheath.
3 years ago
1.Hold your own on Mucho
2. You depend on white ppl too much
3 years ago
Wait, hold on...



I'm pretty sure I'm blacker than Jawz.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
My brain is bigger than yours, J. It's fact
3 years ago
1. Hold my dick in your mouth.
2. Majority of whites make up mucho
3. You're fucking ignorant.
3 years ago
* smerf Carlton-dances for Jawz *





Awwww, I'm just kidding.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* smerf Carlton-dances in a kilt for dik *
3 years ago
LOL implying the size of brain plays a role in intelliegence. Man, are you playing stupid or are you just trying to troll?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
You and LL should join a short bus club.
3 years ago
Saying "Majority of whites make up Mucho" would imply that the entire planets population of Caucasians are on the site, you fucking tool.

Now shaddup and let the adults talk.
3 years ago
Forest whittiker
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
As far as lurkers, there are no statistics that can calculate that. As far as actual users, yes, thats correct. You on the other hand, are wrong.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
RIP to what? LOL, nothing was said that 'shut me down'.

Now please freshie, stop dick riding.
3 years ago
* smerf pulls over and takes off his belt. *


you gonna get it now.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
You knew exactly what I ment Wesley snipes.
3 years ago
I knew it was an error. Didn't give a fuck about correcting it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Ya, well...thats just your opinion man.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
Go back to work and stop talking to your boss that way.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
hahahahaha, recylcling my 5yo joke now eh? LOL "oh look, jaws made an error, im going to take that and run with it!"
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* smerf watches the nightly mucho tennis match *
3 years ago
McDonalds is closing soon dik, you should go back home. If you have one.
3 years ago
No loitering around the parking lot either.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
Watch their documentary on Chiraq.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Shane is awesome.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
11teen*
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
We will be playing the us on Friday in the semis if the favorites continue to win, most likely won't be a gold medal rematch
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
We play the Swiss or Latvia next, whoever wins.. Then to the semis vs. the us or if whoever they play wins
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
There are no chances
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Who does the us play next?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
no dik we get the bye then play the winner of swiss/latvia
3 years ago
and everyone can stop underestimating Kessel now
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
no the men
3 years ago
lol yeah kessel and bozak are roomies
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
honestly Kessel would have made team canada... JVR wouldnt have
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
just the truth... Martin st. Louis only got in after Stamkos pulled out... couture didn;t make the cut... claude giroux..
3 years ago
thought there's a couple I would have subbed out for sure
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Fucking. Stick-biscuit.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
I hate rednecks all up in my face but you dont hear me complaining
3 years ago
I'm redneckophobic, should NOT be lawfully allowed to marry or procreate
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
yeah I've given up
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
the fact that dug frequents a site like mucho is the biggest red flag of all.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
I think puppynuts needs to come out to dug. Put his hatred of homos into perspective.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
I'm not sure if he's gay, but he's pretty curious for sure. I dont give a fuck about homosexuality and I dont look at as much gay porn and he does
3 years ago
*as
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
lol exactly
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
yes they're SO funny. the irony is HILARIOUS
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
I'd likely just walk away from him, to keep myself from saying or doing something I'd regret
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
I call people faggots all the time. 99.9% of the time, it's while driving.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
You live in Oregon. I'm pretty sure Kaychuck is the only black person in the state
3 years ago
Plus... Oregon people drive fucking slow.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
The homeless in Portland mostly don't want help. It's a way of life down there.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Don't make me call Gandalf on you. You wouldn't like it if I called Gandalf on you.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
I had a teacher tell me the pitcher they used for orange juice when she was a kid was radioactive.

Then she brought it in with a geiger counter.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
It actually was radioactive. She was kind of a weird lady.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm just a freak, Freshie. No radiation required.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
Realistically... We could probably take over syria without losing a single soldier.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
You'd have to bury the bombs, I think.
3 years ago
You ever try digging deep in sand? Doesn't work.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
all this hot talk is making want to go catch another installment of house of cards
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
im exercising some serious self control in not watching the whole season in one or 2 go-arounds
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
hey jimmie...the atheist are in a way a religion also
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
why dont we all just watch Girls together
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
theres only one girl i want to watch..her cans that is
3 years ago
just one?
3 years ago
just one lucky number
3 years ago
* smerf leers at heather *
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
dont let him out of his pro-shop aka outhouse
3 years ago
ur a dick dik
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
You know you want to motorboat me.
3 years ago
im being a cool customer about it..im having to think about baseball
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
adios muchachos
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
Needs more Freshie heads too
http://i.imgur.com/mLpqMf7.jpg
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
Any insinuations that him and me had a "thing" will be ignored
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
get a god damned messaging program and stop cluttering up my site
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Shutup
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
i can go all night. keep trying me spammy bastards.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
yikes...deja stomped!
3 years ago
some of the jokes were pretty funny
3 years ago
notice mine were the funnier ones
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
Best thread I've read in a long time.
3 years ago
The jokes got a bit boring though
3 years ago
Hahaha.... those jokes you are telling Freshie and Dik are the funniest ones you have ever told.
3 years ago
I <3 ME SOME DEJA
3 years ago
yay
3 years ago
i'm kind of confused about the exact rules people now have to follow to dont getrandom-joke-punched..
3 years ago
lol daaaaaaaamn
3 years ago
steven_seagull - basically don't be tr or freshie or like them
3 years ago
yeah okay, but where's the threshold?

at which point does it stop being a normal conversation and starts being seen as spamming?
3 years ago
have a 'normal conversation' on some messaging program. that's what they're there for.
3 years ago
so, what're we supposed to do on mucho exactly?
3 years ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!! I love you so much deja! Im glad that you too as wel know when to tell freshie and dik to stfu and stop spamming threads.
3 years ago
don't be a boot-lick, jawz
3 years ago
its his natural disposition towards submission and enslavement
3 years ago
Its my post buddy, those faggots did it on purpose. Its a genuine thank you.
3 years ago
Man, they spamming has nothing to do wth this sub being yours, that's a stupid statement
3 years ago
If anyhting you should be thankful they did, since it caused a sensation
3 years ago
i don't understand how this is such a difficult concept for some people. do you need to have 3 comments in a row to show how much you're laughing at something? do you need to do play-by-play of some movie you watched here? if you're having a 'normal' every day conversation with 1 person on a public forum - no one else gives a shit so take it to a messaging program.

like, i don't understand how this is so difficult?!
3 years ago
It has everything to do with it. When dik is losing towards and argument he starts bringing up random subjects to talk about. Then being the fucken puppet that freshie is, chimes along.
3 years ago
Comments on subs should be directly related to the sub itself, and subsequent comments should be at least related to the topic of the sub, or at least within the same ballpark. Sound about right?
3 years ago
Yes! Thats how it always should be!
3 years ago
JAWZ, this sun wouldn't have five comments on it unless they decide to spam their night away on it, talking meaningless bs until it got abruptly ended.

And Sprinks.. Direct comments relating to the sub would be great but it's not bound to happen everytime. It's the bs spam that's been a bother lately. Weeks of the same fucking topics and comments that revolves around a few users and their drama
3 years ago
*sub
3 years ago
Live by what you said then Sprinkles. And Jaws agreeing to it - keep your comments related to the sub. Always
3 years ago
i'd rather see 5 comments on this (or almost any) sub than 600 that it doesn't warrant.

ugh, drama. i hate drama.
3 years ago
i'm not saying you have to be related to the sub 100%. more like 85% of the comments on it should be. olympics are on now, i get talk about that to a degree. if it's a movie trailer, i get talking about some other movies on it. but the bullshit that goes on with tr, freshie, dik.... i'm 100% sick of it.
3 years ago
Just saying; since the site chat closed this kinda stuff has escalated here. I never go into chat myself but it could solve a lot spam issues if it got reopened
3 years ago
Freshie and dik are fucken cancerous when it comes to talking about topics.
3 years ago
Hi Deja,

How's things with your lovely self?
3 years ago
The thing is, we're all guilty of spamming pointless comments to certain degree...

If we can all agree to try and keep comments somewhat witty and relevant, the experience here will be a lot more pleasurable.

Spam sucks. Period.
3 years ago
dont be a bootlicker kjirk
3 years ago
You're a hypocrite Sprinkles
3 years ago
Lecturing like you speak for all us
3 years ago
well, i hope when yak gets some other projects sorted out that he'll fix that (and add something a little extra i hope), though you don't have to use the web interface to access it.

server/domain: chatfags.com and use your mucho user/pass
i personally use pidgin, but i'm sure there's other programs that support xmpp
3 years ago
@lobos... there's that drama we were just talking about...
3 years ago
give it a rest already, lobos... we're trying to speak constructively right now.
3 years ago
LL they know where to go if they want to chat. But theyl stil choose to spam threads.
3 years ago
The best subs I've seen since I've joined were the bathtub/toilet/shower subs that seagull started the other day. Funny as fuck and good-natured all around.
3 years ago
that was a good night, lots of fun.
3 years ago
Those kinds of subs are what make coming here really worthwhile...
3 years ago
I enjoyed it as well. I also liked the metal mania thread they had going.
3 years ago
metal mania thread? have i missed that?
3 years ago
You had your shirt off blaring metallica so no, you didn't miss it
3 years ago
I always sleep when the best stuff is going on and wake up to Dikfresh spam
3 years ago
ouh, yeah, that thread. saturday night. i was sooo fucking drunk in the end...

that WAS fun, but iirc, dej threatened to tr someone there as well....
3 years ago
why doesn't everyone get pidgin and we will never need to converse here ever again
3 years ago
Because not everyone knows about pidgin and its not advertised to do so if you want to chat.
3 years ago
its been said on the site at least a dozen times
3 years ago
and im suggesting it now
3 years ago
PIDGIN

endorsed by heather
3 years ago
or something, i dont wanna be babyjoked
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
fuck yeah ..im taking watching the HOC one show at a time
3 years ago
as far as the spam discussion...since I joined this site 5 + years ago,dik has always needed 4-30 seperate comments to make a point..thats what he does..thats his special charm..he had 30,000+ comments before it was cool
3 years ago
and heather..that chat..whoa what a snooze fest..but i suppose its because there are not enough participants.I once went in there and a drunk zeek faggot was trying to kick me out instantly..pretty funny really.
3 years ago
5 years? you fucking noob!
3 years ago
im the new guy..ask turd_willk
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
sounds like your the butthurt one chum............................p
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
says the new STFU champ
3 years ago
its funny with my comment count vs yours that YOU are the one people are complaining about...........weird
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
and youre the fag who copypastes single words multiple times..on numerous occasions
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
talk about the height of spamosity
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
pipe down fatty
3 years ago
* tinski quits *
3 years ago
whats with your incessant need to STFU all these comments?
3 years ago
and youre dik fillin
3 years ago
I LIKE PRESSING BUTTONS OK!?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
is that your half assed attempt at trollin?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
i hope you get washed out when the next hurricane comes buzzing through that shithole you live in..gatorbaitor
3 years ago
youll be thirty soon enough fatboy
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
just kids
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
i hope the cartels take over that shitty state both of you live in and decaptiate the entire population
3 years ago
o rly?
3 years ago
if you say so buddy
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
YOU ALL A BUNCH OF WHINING VIGANAS!!
3 years ago
im out of here before this thread gets dejabombed
http://muchosucko.com/114631/
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
go play in the mud,scatman
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
harsh GAF..real harsh
3 years ago
*freshie keeps talking to make it look like he won the thread somehow*
3 years ago
srsly im leaving now
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
we are all losers here pal
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
im going to get some beer,fuck you guys
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
IM WINNING!
3 years ago
that comment was unexpected'nt
how about you maybe talk about something you know about instead of making up shit to try and get some sort of rise out of me dik jr.?
3 years ago
my heads a circle....that ones always a real knee slapper
3 years ago
im a lovable anti-social,gun wielding,quasi-angelino ordinary fellow
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
3 years ago
you fucks realize that this thread is going to be dead-baby-joked anytime now right?
3 years ago
where's deja whenyou need'er?
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
im going to go find a sub and talk 85% about it
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
too late..i already reported you
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
sorry, i had a nap. should be caught up now. people need to stop encouraging it
3 years ago
Hahahahaha proven fact that whatever comes out of freshies mouth is nothin but bull shit that needs to be turned into jokes.
3 years ago
They're both spammy fucks that have nothing interesting to talk about.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
3 years ago
Incoming dead baby joke. Not encouraging nothing fatty. Im stating facts.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
that word makes melaugh every single time, not even cuz of the racist shit, it's just so silly sounding. it's a clown-ass word, like "shenanigans" or "buffoonery"..... i wanna dance the boogie shwoogie!!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
3 years ago
you guys wanna have a laugh?

put a couple of dots .................... into google translate, set language to japanese, then hit the little speaker thingie so it will say it out loud.

no need to thank me.
3 years ago
lol! Good lord. I hope you get banned again you fat bastard.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
Not taking sides here, but goddamn it freshie... schwoogie?

And what was it you came up with to call zeke the other day, zeke the flubby dubberer?

Seriously? Is that the best you can do on your own? No wonder you ride dick like you do - you need all the help you can get.
3 years ago
dotdotudotudot
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
^^Look he's straying off topic again. Which is the main reason people are fed up with his spamming. Jrob and TR shut him down constatly. LOL the guy had to block TR yet claims he doesnt take this site serious. LOL!!!! You use to be funny man, until you starting holding diks cock in every post.
3 years ago
"the only team im on is the freshie team" LOL! #dikfresh
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
YEAH YEAH YEAH. Don't go explaining yourself now. A lil too late for that buck-o.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
that jap girl doing the translate sounds familiar...i think she is in one of the eel vids on here
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
Jawz doesnt know what funny is..he laughs at tr's lameness
3 years ago
billy i think its just cuz they all sound the same, really
3 years ago
I am not the justin beiber of mucho, thats stupid.
3 years ago
jesus fucking christ. everyone just stop.

apparently i don't even get to have a dinner time anymore.
3 years ago
hi folks - just got home - how's MS doing tonight so far?
3 years ago
hey there buddy
3 years ago
I have been watching TV for over an hour and only 36 new comments. The random dead baby jokes must be working
3 years ago
DAT NEW WALKING DEAD EPISODE DOE.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
3 years ago
I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET FGT
3 years ago
well i watched the first half,then the stream got shut down
3 years ago
sure is quiet in here
3 years ago
Sup bor?
3 years ago
Bor?
3 years ago
"we haz to destroy the village in order to save it"
3 years ago
Teh button slipped
3 years ago
I have a hard time thinking that Deja is going to be able to police all the comments like this without a "super-kill" button...but she is persistent, so I gotta give her that.
3 years ago
all these dead baby jokes keep making me lose my place when i refresh
3 years ago
What is provoking the deletes? I keep missing it and I'd kinda like to avoid it...
3 years ago
being a spammy fuck
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
So I shouldn't ask jrob if he likes his fleshlightâ„¢ to help with my *ahem* scientific research?
3 years ago
the dog joke is the best.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
its worth the money,just buy lots and lots of lube to go with it
3 years ago
i think normal convo is otay - it's just the repeat spammers that are being deadbabied
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
Get a shower cap and lots of lotion then watch jrob's sub of some sick fuck shitting into a condom and fucking it for guidance (do not shit into the shower cap) that's what the lotion is for.
3 years ago
Good to know. To all. I'm discovering I kind of have Death Grip Syndrome. Fapping was supposed to be my friend!
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
3 years ago
waut?
3 years ago
you can loosen and tighten the cap for extra suction too....
3 years ago
waut #2?
3 years ago
MetalFace
So I shouldn't ask jrob if he likes his fleshlightâ„¢ to help with my *ahem* scientific research?
2 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu | delete
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.

^^^ best
3 years ago
well, that's one down permanently. tr and dik seem to have learned. who's next?
3 years ago
i lost my cap though...
3 years ago
i put duct tape on it :(
3 years ago
* jrob2020 tiptoes out of this thread *
3 years ago
yay #23
3 years ago
* tinski goes to 7/11 for hot chocolate (and a shower cap) *
3 years ago
Can I get clipped, Deja?
3 years ago
i don't understand the question
3 years ago
i like the new old avy ma'am nosuckup
3 years ago
back to the old deja
3 years ago
NOW ima run
3 years ago
I was asking you to lash out at me next!
3 years ago
* possum subs more How To subs and edges slowly away from all of this *
3 years ago
THANK CHRIST! The Queen is back! -And you know I'm not kidding, Deja.
3 years ago
-And no duhg, I'm not talking about you.
3 years ago
simmer down
3 years ago
Fuck off.
3 years ago
No offense.
3 years ago
does anyone really know where or how this will end?
does anyone really care?
3 years ago
none taken
3 years ago
Now if we could only coax back Grimace all in Mucho will be restored.
3 years ago
Well....except for the 78 idiots that jumped on post-reboot...
3 years ago
there are at least, five, post reboot idiots that are WORTHY
3 years ago
Agreed. at least five. At most six.
3 years ago
comma
3 years ago
I cheerfully hand Jenbirdy her sheepskin.
3 years ago
4
3 years ago
Okay, you pick one, JT
3 years ago
my five, in no order:
- jrob
- jenbirdy
- dug (dont start #1)
- sinus
- AKA (dont start #2)
3 years ago
You've gone mental.
3 years ago
dug and aka make the list for grumpy old guy reasons alone
3 years ago
Sorry, squateface. =(
3 years ago
Fuck, man. BOX tops most of your list, poss
3 years ago
*Rking
3 years ago
Fine.
* ClaudeBallz hands punky his lambskin. *
3 years ago
cat?
3 years ago
Wait.....is freshie permanantly silenced?!?! LOL! HALLELUJAH!!!
3 years ago
steady,carlton
3 years ago
Deja changed her avy to the OG one...shits getting real. I better stfu.
3 years ago
me also
3 years ago
it's all good fun until the green goddess says BOO
3 years ago
That IS her war face....
3 years ago
Ooooohhhhh shit.
3 years ago
Incidentally: a friend of mine has deja's avatar as part of a poster on his wall.
3 years ago
jawz, how many people share the computer in your block?
3 years ago
Lets see..we got- LaTeiesha,LaKwanda,LeDarryl,Colgate,Shequintenile,Sheronda,
Chinookie,Denise,Dayneece,Diphtheria,Jacqueline,Xerra,Jj,KJ,KG
LaDanian "dolla roll' Williams,Chaparral and Steve..
so at least 18
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
3 years ago
fuck thats right..the twins
3 years ago
sounds like all the women you've fucked.
3 years ago
whatsamatter sambo..am i hittin a nerve wit cha?
3 years ago
LOL are you trying desperately to use those insults as your trump cards? You know more black hoes than me. So it must be some truth behind my statement.
3 years ago
Dope cask gear, yo.
3 years ago
so, what would you guys wanna have in your coffin?

i'm thinking nintendo ds, swiss army knife, sixpack of beer, a towel and some peanuts.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
3 years ago
That is gonna be one hell of a fire
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
dug made a funny
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
recover password
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