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bill nye the awesome guy

i never knew bill nye was this smart and cool

cool

by dik

submitted February 15th 2014

318 comments
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bill nye is the fucking man and i think i have this episode waiting on my dvr.

guess i can delete it knowing nye isn't on the panel.
4 years ago
i thought he was more a kids guy.....i might post the debate theyre talking about....that rotton heather told me years ago how cool he was..she was right
4 years ago
yeah, he's cool as hell.
4 years ago
he makes it simple for people like zeke and tr and dug
4 years ago
i envy people like him and their ability to debate a religious people and not lose all self-control and choke the living shit out of them.
4 years ago
-a
4 years ago
theres another really cool dude on the panel...his documentary is up for an oscar
4 years ago
both name and title escape me because of brain damage!
4 years ago
ernie kovacs?
4 years ago
are you sure it's not because of homosexuality and it's growing acceptance?
4 years ago
google says he debated a guy named Ken Ham
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI

that's the debate
4 years ago
are you thinking of Jeremy Scahill and his documentary Dirty Wars, dik?
4 years ago
ya i remember the guy from mahers movie with the creationist museum
4 years ago
yes thats him!
4 years ago
ya if you have the whole show waych it its good
4 years ago
wxcept miam bealik was wearing an absurd amout of makeup
4 years ago
ok. i usually just look at the guest list and if nobody jumps out i delete.
4 years ago
"as ive always said i prefer your lips red..not what the good lord made ..bur what he intended"....roger waters
4 years ago
she looks ridiculous
4 years ago
i watch it every week religulously
4 years ago
last episode i watched was the one with good old willie
4 years ago
and i wanted to set bill mahers hair on fire for continuously interrupting him

"willie, what do you think about _________?"
"well, bill, i think that-"
"That's great, yanno what we need to do is..."
4 years ago
i saw that i dont recall him interupting willie
4 years ago
nill loves willie...everyone loves willie......even republicans love willie..willie is the bridge from asshole to cool
4 years ago
willie tried to add a few things and bill talked over him to keep the show moving. i think they got behind once the panel started really conversing.
4 years ago
i might have been as high as willie when i watched but i never noticed,,im sure he never did it on poirpose
4 years ago
we had a guy, ended up being mayor, in my hometown who modified all of his cars to run off of veggie oil because willie was one of his heros.
4 years ago
heroes*
4 years ago
i don't think bill does it on purpose but he does do it. i think it's simply because he'll sometimes have to move on to something he wanted to discuss and they're running out of time because they spent 20 mins on one subject.
4 years ago
ya fuck if you can ...do it..not everyone can afford that kinf of thing...but ya him and neil yound are driving arounf in caddilacs using french fry oil
4 years ago
but maher is forever cool with me because of Religulous among other things.
4 years ago
that beating neil gave the dude recently was hilarious
4 years ago
did you see the vid i posted a while back with bill personally tossing assholes out of the theatre?
4 years ago
was it his show where it was some far right people yelling from the back and he left his chair like GET THEM THE FUCK OUT
4 years ago
yep
4 years ago
awesome
4 years ago
or shit, wasn't it some like "9/11 was an inside job!" type idiots? i dont remember their cause but i was watching the episode when it aired.
4 years ago
i thought for a second he was gonna go punch one because of how quickly he got up.

that was "imma beat someones ass" speed
4 years ago
cant you just find it and link it so i dont have to??
4 years ago
OR DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
get jawz in here
4 years ago
he'll do it with tap shoes on
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV9ZByg2M8
4 years ago
so awesome
4 years ago
yeah i'd fire the punk ass security team
4 years ago
"audience comes from the latin - to listen." hahaha i fucking loved it
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
who?
4 years ago
your mum
4 years ago
Nice tags dik, it is good example for all the new people here on Mucho on how to tag a submission.
4 years ago
*wooshes*
4 years ago
do you want me to run you down ? expose your sexuality bigotry and foolishness??? more? ....why do you noobs complain?......you bring it all on yourselves
4 years ago
tagging is for noobs
4 years ago
and homos
4 years ago
i will again if you like...ill make you squirm like your daddies buttplug if thats what you want
4 years ago
What does your tags being horrible have to do with anything other than you ?
4 years ago
the rules dug
4 years ago
my daddies buttplug ?
4 years ago
they dont apply
4 years ago
you'd never get it
4 years ago
rules don't apply to dik.... got it
4 years ago
new mucho will never understand dik.
4 years ago
i think it's a blessing and a curse for them.
4 years ago
1 the only reason i tag anything is i was politely asked to...2..im the fucking big dog here cocksucker and if you want verbal trouble keep going...but dont cry like a bitch when you get it
4 years ago
#2 was written by stan...i think.
4 years ago
Oh.... sorry mr."big dog" .... wouldn't want you to run me off. Fucking loser.... don't you have something better to do, like pick up the scraps of your so called life ?
4 years ago
cause you do...cry and complain .........like zeke and jrob....go ahead just dont bitch about it
4 years ago
Bitching is you and Freshies specialty, not zekes, or jrobs or mine
4 years ago
You 2 clog up thread with your useless drivel about shit no one cares about. Hell, most of the time you talk to yourself. You can have 10 comments to yourself in a row and think you are cool.. Newsflash .... You ain't
4 years ago
hahahaha ........do i really need to point out the obvious?
4 years ago
No we all know you are a loser, dik. We don't need reminded
4 years ago
why the fuck did i get brought into this?!

now i'm the victim!
4 years ago
im busy looking up aziz ansari stand up and i get a random shot like a kid near a drive by.
4 years ago
you are following me elton john...make your own thread you stupid fucking whiney complaining baby.....think for yourself you utterly spineless pussy...you stupid redneck racist homophobe sexist disgusting child
4 years ago
Ruh-ro.... dik-ey poo mad
4 years ago
Go cry on Yak's shoulder dik..... you will feel better
4 years ago
i invented "youre mad"
4 years ago
dug, protip:

don't copy the argumentative style of the site fags. i.e. "u mad" "he mad" when nobody is mad.
4 years ago
why are you in a thread complaining about the thread?
4 years ago
you invented fisting your asshole too dik, don't forget that
4 years ago
Whatever you said freshie made no sense to me, but thanks for the help
4 years ago
Dug, are you a creationist or evolutionist?
4 years ago
Not gonna get in this discussion tonight Freshie, 12:30 here and I am heading to bed. You know the answer to the question anyhow, so why do you ask ?
4 years ago
lol didnt read

yes dug

the rules

they dont matter

to us

keep on tagging your gay porn
4 years ago
there is no discussion when creationism is fucking bullshit

that's the point.
4 years ago
hes a creationist republican he said so before
4 years ago
Oh.... did I here you say you are going to burn in hell.... enjoy freshie.
4 years ago
You better pray..... uhhhh ....*hope you are right
4 years ago
actually, i asked so i knew whether or not to pay attention to what dug says because it's impossible to respect someone who thinks the earth was made by casper the angry ghost.
4 years ago
jim jefferies summed it up best

"why would the devil punish you for sinning?....you're one of his boys! as far as i'm concerned god and devil are having an argument and god wrote a bunch of mean shit and the devil isn't even going to acknowledge it"
4 years ago
Well if you are right freshie you have one life to live. I wish you the best one you can have my friend.
4 years ago
we all have one life to live and then we're dirt.
4 years ago
I#M AN ATHEIST JEW CELEBRATING KWANZAA
4 years ago
no hell for me
4 years ago
im so sick of the hypocritical noob complaining about threads that theyre contributing to....you never hear me complaining....make your own conversation or do you have to follow the smart people around and ruin theirs then cry......get a spine you noobs
4 years ago
dik, who are you talking to?
4 years ago
ive never heard the crying whining hypocritical bullshit like this on mucho before...are you going to let me dictate your experience???? grow a pair
4 years ago
im the one with real issues the flint in my zippos dead
4 years ago
ive been talking on mucho for hours straight..nobody that was talking to me is crying or complaining...if you dont like the conversation make your own you pussies
4 years ago
you have to talk about what they want to talk about, dik.
4 years ago
im nearly about to report it to admin
4 years ago
please do
4 years ago
why are you following me?
4 years ago
freshie?
4 years ago
still dont get who you talking to dik
4 years ago
"dik gets too much attention i think ill go tell him that"
4 years ago
freshie?
4 years ago
possum, unless it's an apology to me...fuck off.
4 years ago
ill never understand why anyone lets people they hate bither them at all......
4 years ago
you are the cancer that is killing reddit. sir
4 years ago
NOW I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOOT!
4 years ago
fuck reddit.
4 years ago
i have said too much already
4 years ago
heyoooooo!
4 years ago
possum....you have yet to explain how.
4 years ago
"im so sick of people arguing with dik...im going to give him a piece of my mind!"..wtf
4 years ago
meh - too chubby
4 years ago
obviously possum just wants to be a complainer as well.

surprisen't (did i do it right?!)
4 years ago
*note to self* must investigate this Freshie-Possum tiff in depth tomorrow
4 years ago
i heard the american speed skating team started blaming their suits for losing
4 years ago
we annoy the living shit out of each other, dug.
4 years ago
it's all in the details dug
4 years ago
and i dont think either of us do it intentionally to the other but it just happens to be the way it is.
4 years ago
then the black skater (blater) changed his and still lost
4 years ago
weird how that works
4 years ago
i saw something about that but didn't read the article, dik.
4 years ago
ya i never got the full story
4 years ago
those russians almost beat you today
4 years ago
they should have but like i mentioned earlier, quick is a dirty player.
4 years ago
Well if that is the case I completely understand........ understand possums pov
4 years ago
he's done that bullshit against the sharks before
4 years ago
its going to ne awkward for me with james vanreimsdyke and kessel playing against us
4 years ago
dug...more redneck science, less comments.
4 years ago
Freshie less comments more work on your 1 life outside of Mucho
4 years ago
hahaha it was weird for me in 2010 with canada having 4 sharks on the team. i was literally yelling YEAH!-NO! every time one of them did something good for you guys.
4 years ago
"only an asshole would be in this thread"
4 years ago
i slightly feel bad that people are that stupid
4 years ago
dug, why are you being so combative? dik and i were the only active people on the sub until you showed up acting like a butthead.
4 years ago
True.... I am leaving now.... enjoy your chat
4 years ago
ya it was bizarre to me watching 2 leafs not on the leafs
4 years ago
and life is still grand
4 years ago
that was a great game though..in a way its an advantage for the russians and US having a hard game under their belt
4 years ago
hey what's the deal with olympic hockey and the shootout? are you allowed to just keep sending one guy out instead of having to run through your roster?
4 years ago
im not up on international rules and the like
4 years ago
i think so ya
4 years ago
it was closer than i expected. i honestly thought one team would win by 2 or 3...not 1 after a shootout
4 years ago
the rink is 15 ft wider.
4 years ago
i passed out after the first period and woke up to read the summary and thought they ran through the rosters like 20 times since it said tj oshie scored like 6 shootout goals hahaha
4 years ago
i was shocked ovechkin never even got a shot
4 years ago
they need to use that rink for nhl play

it's awesome seeing the guys have more room
4 years ago
After the 3, anything goes
4 years ago
i was asleep for the first period....stupid early games
4 years ago
we play the finns at 9 am your time
4 years ago
And the net doesn't need to be knocked off... I saw the replay.. Sorry to say, so garbage.
4 years ago
never underestimate the finns
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
it's weird. i'm legitimately mad we won that way because of how much i hate quick and anyone associated with LA or Anahiem
4 years ago
its ihaf rules ..or whatever
4 years ago
louongo looks like a crazy methed up owl...he can see everything..possibly the future
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs
4 years ago
He knocked it off himself... I don't even understand that logic. Why wouldn't all goalies knock the net 1 inch off the anchor when the puck is in their zone??
4 years ago
i loved how quick voynov was to throw quick under the bus hahaha i wonder if it'll be awkward back in the states when the olympics are over.
4 years ago
He does it all the time in the NHL. You knock it off then if a goal is scored you can say "hey look, it was off it's moorings!" like he did and it wont count.
4 years ago
its on nbc right now that moment
4 years ago
it's basically an official error for not noticing it after the goalie or a player is bumping around into the net.
4 years ago
the only drawback is if the official catches it then play stops and it could fuck up your team if they were clearing the puck or about to be on a breakaway
4 years ago
voynov said he does it all the time and everyone knows it so he wasn't surprised.
4 years ago
oh its the overtime on now...i havent seen any replay of him knocking the net off
4 years ago
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/refs-wave-tyutin-goal-russia?ocid=yahoo
4 years ago
see if that works.
4 years ago
it looks like quick went to make a save and smashed into the side then helped it dislodge.
4 years ago
they show the view from the net cam near the end of the video
4 years ago
It was almost immediately before though
4 years ago
yeah. you can't really just knock the net over without doing so while trying to make a save.
4 years ago
* possum cues up canadaTV and is confused *
4 years ago
wont play here
4 years ago
wait - you guys watch murkan channels?
4 years ago
priceless
4 years ago
noone on the canadian tv team even suggested it while i was watching...i dont know
4 years ago
I don't watch nbc, no.

Dik that's because it happened fast, no one is analyzing video.. And it didn't look like the puck was close to him, to me.
4 years ago
if he did well he did...i kinda doubt he did because i havent heard one single peep and ive been lympicing all day for a week
4 years ago
http://vplayer.nbcolympics.com/p/BxmELC/nbcolympics/select/bh1W_CHxdK0P?autoplay=true&ssid=2014_olympics_vod

does that work?
4 years ago
heather if it was a rweal big issue or even an issue i think someone on canadian tv would have at least mentioned it ..i havent heard anything at all
4 years ago
http://www.sbnation.com/2014/2/15/5414140/usa-russia-disallowed-goal-slava-voynov-winter-olympic-hockey-2014
4 years ago
that has a gif of it and voynovs remarks
4 years ago
They didn't show that camera angle on live tv
4 years ago
they did on the nbc coverage when they were wondering why it was under review
4 years ago
none of your links work here
4 years ago
they thought it got waved off for a high stick tip from datsyuk
4 years ago
heather find a video or ill kick you in the genitals
4 years ago
the links must be homosexual

or i am
4 years ago
*is really confused now*
4 years ago
see the look on putins face when they disallowed the goal?
4 years ago
can we like no talk about moffuking hockey anymore?
4 years ago
"breeng me goal judge"
4 years ago
no. i saw how they didn't put the score on the dome though. they had an article up about how they light up the roof of the dome to show people outside the score of the game......after the shootout it was just random designs hahaha
4 years ago
you cam talk about whatever you want!!!!!!!! (kicks the dog)
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
4 years ago
seagull submit your dancing video.....do it for me
4 years ago
was putin's face anything different than his normal lack of expression?
4 years ago
oh no he looked mad
4 years ago
you just saw it yesterday dik
4 years ago
dont get greedy
4 years ago
17 years in goolag will teach you goal judging
4 years ago
I think it was a shitty end to what would have been a good and fair game, and having doubts about anything Olympic is a shame. The end I'm done.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
um - still wondering why the canadians dont just watch the olympics on canadian TV - whats up with that?
4 years ago
firing squad using hockey players shooting pucks at the guy
4 years ago
they do, poss.
4 years ago
weird sauce
4 years ago
we do ? wtf possum...get a hold of yourself
4 years ago
We do.
4 years ago
they have 10000000x better coverage than 97% of americans do!
4 years ago
canadians are going to get like 1500 hours of coverage while americans will get like 700
4 years ago
probably aboot the same
4 years ago
its on 24 hours a day here
...thats why im surprised i havent heard anything about that goal...only thing i heard is if it was in the nhl it would have been a goal
4 years ago
No dik nbc is crap.. Has been an issue since Vancouver. They don't show the events live if it's outside primetime
4 years ago
Er, overnight I should say
4 years ago
ok
4 years ago
and they edit out stuff they don't think people will be interested in.
4 years ago
didnt know
4 years ago
i wish i had any reason to yell HARD HARD HARD!
4 years ago
Freshie is right, all "state run media" ABC, CBS, NBC, ect.. edits and omits what hey are told to..
4 years ago
BUILDING 7!
BUILDING 7!
BUILDING 7!
4 years ago
hahahaha exactly
4 years ago
ice jews!
4 years ago
Aka...have you ever been kicked out of a RTWBM taping?
4 years ago
space monkeys!
4 years ago
at your age aka youre just stupid for believing internet shit meatheads like zeke believe
4 years ago
I hate asking.. RTWBM?
4 years ago
its a secret code
4 years ago
RealTimeWithBillMaher

fuckin nerrrrrrrrrrrrd
4 years ago
"guys i have a great idea...lets make up the biggest secret in history and tell GEORGE W BUSH!" do you even hear yourselves?
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
OR ARE YOU DUMMIES SAYING HE WAS THE MASTERMIND???? hahahahaha
4 years ago
they'd have to kill everyone involved to keep it secret nowadays.

.......maybe that's why cheney shot his lawyer in the face while "hunting"
4 years ago
you have secret op seal teams going public and becoming movie stars......you think a 9/11 inside job conspiracy would stay under wraps?
4 years ago
the complete utter impossibility of keeping a secret that big is nearly as stupid as thinking that the entire thing is a reasonable idea
4 years ago
or thinking zeke could get sober for more than a week

HEYOOOOOOOOO
4 years ago
i think its because theres a portion of humans will believe anything they read or watch...fuck man ive told people stuff just to test it out...
4 years ago
i could mention a few but i dont want to ruin it
4 years ago
hahaha....*gets self conscious suddenly*
4 years ago
zeke thought space aliens run by jews were....fuck i forget now but he actually believed it
4 years ago
im tickling my nuts
4 years ago
erotic
4 years ago
zeke thinks the ice jews run the federal reserve
4 years ago
you know it dikker..hey i can help you out with that flint issue
4 years ago
in fact since i quit smoking..ill sell you my stash of zippos
4 years ago
i canr say exactly..id like to but its still to fun for me its nothing to do with you freshie
4 years ago
put it this way...most of the shit the noobs say about me me and that rotten yak made up as a joke just to see if itd catch on
4 years ago
that's exactly what bush would say, dik.

*starts making BUILDING 7! spray paint stencils*
4 years ago
the only things i know about dik is he's possibly scandanavian, has an evil dog and zeke tried to kill him.
4 years ago
oh, and he has awesome adidas shoes.
4 years ago
my zippos flint ran out
4 years ago
well now whos fault is that?
4 years ago
Building 7 was built in the 80s, which equates to shitty. Dik could have blown it over with one of his old man farts.
4 years ago
get down to the flint store and stock up
4 years ago
the internet is like freedom of speech abused,,problem is theres just so mant stupid people that will believe anything so its easy to convince them.....i dont have a solution other than common sense
4 years ago
i love the whole feeling of lighting a zippo..the smell everything
4 years ago
the sound..
4 years ago
anyone thats ever had a zippo knows what i mean
4 years ago
its incredibly satisfyimg
4 years ago
i don't even smoke but i used to have a zippo.
4 years ago
not smoking is stupid
4 years ago
ive never even tried to quit smoking
4 years ago
now that i normally smoke outside i could probably do it i really enjoy smoking though
4 years ago
If you quit smoking like 500 Indians would lose their jobs.
4 years ago
hahaha no shit.....cigaretts are going up 4 dollars a carton here which will make a carton nearly 90 dollars..i pay 13
4 years ago
im basically saving money smoking
4 years ago
You are supporting a 9 year old Indian boys drinking habit.
4 years ago
(gas huffing)
4 years ago
everyone buys smokes from the reserve here
4 years ago
well most
4 years ago
its only a 45 minute drive
4 years ago
less
4 years ago
How are you taking delivery of your slavery cigs?
4 years ago
i have 2 cigarette guys...deliver right to my door...just give them a little gas money
4 years ago
after the indian bar closed i never bother going
4 years ago
RIP tomohawk inn
4 years ago
hows things with you kirk havent spoke in a while
4 years ago
Doing alright, dik. Been busy.
4 years ago
i remember the days when i fill a zippo up and flip it around..flick it then WHAMO!!!..whole hand goes up!
4 years ago
snowboard cross is pretty cool
4 years ago
if your hold hand went on fire with a zippo it was likely zeke trying to kill you
4 years ago
see my comment about getting a messaging program you can all use to jerk eachother off in. i *will* tr another person.
4 years ago
yay
4 years ago
What does "tr another person" mean?
4 years ago
I'm not sure but I bet it's kinda like a Gallagher show.
4 years ago
I am sure she means having all his comments blocked and replaced with Mucho's random jokes. Like TR is right now
4 years ago
Hell hath no fury like a Deja scorn.
4 years ago
nice commas, dik...
4 years ago
the commas got burned down in the fire zeke started to try to kill me
4 years ago
Haha fire
4 years ago
Dik has a comma disability. It's from age.
4 years ago
says the shitty tv show pensioner
4 years ago
ya fuck you old man....kirk doesnt understand the youth
4 years ago
kirk still gets up to change his tv channels
4 years ago
Dik's farts are sold by Exxon as excess flue gas.
4 years ago
i never fart
4 years ago
By the way, for Christmas this year I'm getting you the ghetto version of LifeAlert. It's called YakAlert. They guarantee death.
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Hahahaha dik being the "big dog" around here. GIVE ME A FUCKEN BREAK!
4 years ago
Reply FAIL
4 years ago
Not even close. I just refuse to post on that stupid fuckheads thread.

bath tub pic, nao.
4 years ago
You fail at replying and you fail at pwning. You even fail at ordering people around. Fuck off
4 years ago
Oh, and hi there LL <3
4 years ago
Creep
4 years ago
LOL I fail at ordering people around? Look up backleash and lurk moar.
4 years ago
You love it. Now send me your soiled panties so I can tongue it.
4 years ago
Who do you think you are - Danny Glover?
4 years ago
Sure why not. Leathal weapon was a great movie.
4 years ago
Stop being so mean to me.
4 years ago
Post some nudes and I'll stop
4 years ago
You just want some fap material. If you want to skype just say so.
4 years ago
Well, that was anti climatic.
4 years ago
recover password
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