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Woman Owned by Another Surfer

ouch

by DangerousDug

submitted February 14th 2014

47 comments
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comments (47)
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inb4 mega dump
4 years ago
seriously
4 years ago
Maybe. None of the tags are the same, but it was most discussed for like the last week.
4 years ago
Oh yeah just a few days old
4 years ago
* DangerousDug logs off in shame *
4 years ago

loslobos
Vids>gifs
Fucking followers
now
4 years ago
1st is 1st
fucking idiot
4 years ago
* loslobos releases the hounds on possum *
4 years ago
* possum scampers up uranus *
4 years ago
* Steven_Seagull idly seagulls *
4 years ago
* bongwater farts in this subs general direction *
4 years ago
paddle out
4 years ago
But mine has that catchy tune and is slow motion
4 years ago
This fits you better Dug.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
4 years ago
* Akameldon porkdances.. *
4 years ago
Note quite, Aka...this is what you're looking for:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VmzX35pvM
4 years ago
Vids>gifs
Fucking followers
4 years ago
Thinks people are followers.

Wants people to follow her in upvoting.
4 years ago
Thinks I want people to upvote

Do what you want
4 years ago
I'm raising the fact that vids>gifs>pics has always been the protocol. Seems you guys are downvoting based on user here. Strike "seems", there is downvoting based on user on this sub.
4 years ago
just pretend i submitted it, bb...then you can downvote.
4 years ago
Don't adress me, low life
4 years ago
that's cute how you think you can use the imperative...i'm not a drunken 16 year old girl, though....
4 years ago
maybe you meant, Barret, though...you could probably get him liquored up and take advantage of him....
4 years ago
I only upvote videos over gifs if it was posted first, or brings something extra to the table. Stretching it to a 15 second video with cute music doesn't count.
4 years ago
just to make one thing clear, if anybody here's gets to liquor up and defile barret, it's me......




heeeeeeeeey, sweet cheeks, i have baileys and pepsi, wanna come over? we can play some NES too, if you want....
4 years ago
Hahaha almost had me with the baileys. If you had said SNES i would have been sold.
4 years ago
i was gonna follow with the mario bros buttsex craigslist ad for lols, but you were too fast, didnt find it in time...

you know the one?
4 years ago
Originally Posted: 2008-07-02 2:35pm
Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.


Location: Orlando
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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♥ best of
4 years ago
Sadly i had read that before and now i feel bad
4 years ago
it's so awesome.

there was a time i could almost recite it verbatim.

also, i'm pretty sure it's some role reversal thing stemming from a severe childhood trauma...
4 years ago
So hot.
4 years ago
wanna in on this captain?

there's baileys and pepsi....

<3<3<3
4 years ago
* JamesTKirk remote faps *
4 years ago
By the way, even if I still was on the bottle, you wouldn't catch me dead drinking baileys and Pepsi.

* JamesTKirk power pukes. *
4 years ago
yeah that Pepsi shit is disgusting
4 years ago
not in a mix you silly starfleet faggot, pepsi as chaser of course
4 years ago
Pepsi is Coke's retarded unwanted smelly redheaded stepchild
4 years ago
Song is Radiohead's "No surprises"
4 years ago
um, duh
4 years ago
tr_lobos
4 years ago
Fuck you for that comment
4 years ago
check yo m-mail, lobes
4 years ago
I figured that was on its way...
4 years ago
Got it
4 years ago
what is on what way?
4 years ago
recover password
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