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Murder For Newbs 101

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by Magawd

submitted February 9th 2014

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Murder For Newbs 101
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Crucifixion seem tempting but I think I would prefer a good ol' stabbing
4 years ago
* Magawd turns on charm mode *


I'd give you a "good ol' stabbing" if you catch my drift

* Magawd turns off charm mode *
4 years ago
You'll have to lift "her" balls first.
4 years ago
Or you could always cry and whine like that bitch amanda Knox....
4 years ago
Whoring to the media seems to work too
4 years ago
I don't believe for one minute that she killed anyone.
4 years ago
And yet she's been convicted twice
4 years ago
Like most psychopaths foxy knoxy is probably believing her own lies now
4 years ago
She seemed to bounce back fairly easy after her own child was found dead. That in itself is a bit odd
4 years ago
I don't think she's had a child
4 years ago
My bad, wrong chick
4 years ago
This has to be here already
4 years ago
According to this, 112.6% of people are murdered by their family, friends or boyfriend. No random murders. Ever.
4 years ago
Those statistics really shouldn't have been in a pie graph.
4 years ago
Or any graph
4 years ago
because they're not statistics
4 years ago
If you book an out of town trip on your credit card and never show up, that's begging to get caught. This is so full of loopholes.
4 years ago
How am I supposed to clean up, yet not touch a thing?
4 years ago
Flamethrower works
4 years ago
Too flashy
4 years ago
A bag of lime and some piss. Easy to carry
4 years ago
I can tell you've thought about this a lot.

* DushanMandik slowly backs away *
4 years ago
"Don't brag about your crime. Don't tell a soul"
* loslobos grins *
4 years ago
It said leave the body there......in the fucking street.....in the morning.......and just spray it with some oxy clean. This is fucking retarded.
4 years ago
It's a setup to get busted
4 years ago
Book a hotel room and don't show up......then show the cops your credit card bill and hope they don't make a phone call.....
4 years ago
What you do is, create an alibi. Rent a car under false name, bring a hazmat suit. Dig a hole somewhere in a field. Tools needed: rope, plastic wrapping, ether and lime. Kill the person in their own home, wrap 'em. Don't clean up. Bring the body to the grave, pour lime over it, cover it up, burn the suit and materials. Drive back. 2-3 hours
4 years ago
Less blood is better, strangling or suffocation will take time but less messy. All on the plastic wrapping
4 years ago
sounds like an awful lot of work to me...ill just watch it on tv
4 years ago
Way to much work. I'll just bottle up my anger and drink myself into oblivion.
4 years ago
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