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She's a keeper...

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by Sprinkles

submitted February 8th 2014

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Back off, she's mine!
4 years ago
I'll come back in ten weeks.
4 years ago
nose job by MJ's surgeon
4 years ago
0:49 that accent is killing me

also

fake

also

hey hockeybritt!
4 years ago
dude, full stop
4 years ago
put down the lance, white knight, she's gone
4 years ago
it's too perlious
4 years ago
what is? why?
4 years ago
she has biker friends dude
4 years ago
i'm half a globe away, and the angels are losing pull rapidly in germany.

as long as her pals aren't mongols or satudarah i should be good.
4 years ago
also, i was making fun, britt was a total sweetheart...
4 years ago
me also - i always liked how she didnt prosecute me
4 years ago
different note: are there actually satudarah in the US?

they pretty much own MC related crime in the south of germany and eastern europe.
4 years ago
is that a musical group sir?
4 years ago
it's a biker gang, ser
4 years ago
apparently they cant swim though...
4 years ago
you should be glad for that
4 years ago
she liked me best
4 years ago
If she swallows. Shes a keeper.
4 years ago
ok webster
4 years ago
With the exception of Katirina Witt, this Canafian figure skater has the largest ass ive seen on a skater ever.
4 years ago
Witt is the dumbest cunt ever... she could skate, but as soon as she opens her mouth i get the urge to kill something, then puke on the corpse.
4 years ago
haha ya, but she had a great fuckin body
4 years ago
you seen her playboy spread back in the day? grandma bush, droopy dog tits and thighs like tree trunks.....
4 years ago
Yea I saw it.
4 years ago
Add me on likedin already, stop fucken around.
4 years ago
Why would I do that?
4 years ago
What's likedin?
4 years ago
It's for douches who can't spell.
4 years ago
spelling is stupid
4 years ago
Like he has a job.
4 years ago
Would, 2xs behind the mall
4 years ago
Bitch made a dick sucking confession vid.
4 years ago
nice observation
4 years ago
Your making me blush, stop!
4 years ago
You're not too bright.
4 years ago
Neither are you.
4 years ago
i hope her mom sees this
4 years ago
I hope it gets linked to any of her future boyfriends.
4 years ago
Also: welcome back, lesser-tons-of-fun!
4 years ago
i hope to be her future bf
4 years ago
Tons of Fun the Lesser?
4 years ago
she seems like a nice girl. a real keeper, someone my mom would approve of
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure your mom would approve of you bringing home A girl, ANY girl.
4 years ago
I've gone on 2 dates this week with the same girl, so i got that going for me. which is nice
4 years ago
Oh... Well done, drummy!
4 years ago
why are you here beaner?
4 years ago
DRUMS!!!
4 years ago
GUITARS!!!
4 years ago
CADILLACS!!!
4 years ago
HILLBILLY MUSIC!!!
4 years ago
Admitting it is the fist step.

Good for you....
4 years ago
morning ladies
4 years ago
I'll show you fist
4 years ago
The next step is learning to use words to communicate thoughts and ideas
4 years ago
Morning poss
4 years ago
Possum.


* Sprinkles tips hat *
4 years ago
i have a head cold so my sleep schedule is all fucked up...are early mornings like this all the the time?
4 years ago
it's so....



peaceful
4 years ago
Yea it's usually chill Sunday mornings
4 years ago
i think i'll be napping again soon
4 years ago
You won't miss much...
4 years ago
* xzekiel busts in like the kool aid man *
4 years ago
hai guize
4 years ago
HAI
4 years ago
Whatcha been up to
4 years ago
I woke up, ate, went back to sleep, woke up, bathed, went back to sleep, woke up and now I'm eating again.
4 years ago
What have YOU been up to?
4 years ago
Woke up, ate, went shopping for more food. Cooked it, bagged it, had coffee, showered. And mucho inbetween
4 years ago
Did you ever get your furnace fixed or what
4 years ago
Yep. $300 later......
4 years ago
What did you have to buy
4 years ago
Had to call a technician.....replaced the pump and sprayer nozzle thing. I tried bleeding it for days and that was about all I could do.
4 years ago
Oh. In my mind it sounded like just a fireplace, but I'm guessing it was way more technical than that. Well, atleast it's fixed now. Not to expensive after all
4 years ago
It was the oil furnace, thankfully I had the woodstove in the meantime.
4 years ago
No longer 35 f when I wake up, so that's good
4 years ago
You should consider solar- or wind power. It costs a bit but it's a great investment
4 years ago
A few plates on the roof and you're pretty much self sufficent
4 years ago
Yeah, eventually I'd look to. Gonna build a diy solar heat thing this summer I think that should help with the heating bills. Also by next winter I'll actually have proper wood cut seasoned and split.
4 years ago
look = like
4 years ago
Some friends moved outta town, started some hippie/crust collective. They run entirely on solar and wind power, even have enough to send back into grid and get payed for it. If I had a house I'd defently get that
4 years ago
(diy = do it yourself)
4 years ago
Yes I know DIY...
4 years ago
Yeah, I'd like to. Eventually. I dl'd a bunch of stuff about alternative energy and how to build your own solar panels. Maybe some rainy day I'll actually read it.
4 years ago
Haha, maybe you can get the sound book version of it
4 years ago
ha.....I got a video demonstration but it was boring as hell. Couldn't even make it 5 minutes in.
4 years ago
Time for my third breakfast.....
4 years ago
Wow.. Ok, happy munching
4 years ago
It sounds much worse then it is. Had a smoothie at 5 am, then had an egg.....now collard greens and chicken.
4 years ago
Doesn't sound to bad
4 years ago
what happens on cloudy or overcast days?
4 years ago
That's when you switch over to wind power instead
4 years ago
why is it still so expensive?
if they are doing substantially more installs,the price should have fallen like a rock!
4 years ago
Well, professional solar panels charge battery packs, so you still have power at night. Overcast days they'll still charge...
4 years ago
There's got be a demand for it. And solar panels are expensive to manufacture. The installing doesn't cost more than the average electrical work. The more people that buy it, the better the prices will be
4 years ago
There has be a rethinking when it comes to building houses in general to make them as energy efficient as possible combined with natural solutions to restore heat and gain energy
4 years ago
im referring to the actual overall cost of them fuckin things...still multiple thousands to do a single family residence...sure you might
recoup the investment over a stretch of time.Demand is certainly higher than say,10 years ago
4 years ago
OLED panels are tough to manufacture..yet you wait and see...in a year or those suckers will be less than half what they are now.
4 years ago
Tbh I couldn't tell you why exactly the prices have barely changed. Maybe it's a matter of them not being mass produced yet and part of the planning when building a house.
Nowadays you can small solar panels for lights etc, fairly cheap. It's getting there slowly
4 years ago
In a few years I suspect it will be more common than it is now. The benefits of having a couple of panels are so good that people won't buy a house without them
4 years ago
yeah i could see a day when that happens...because frankly,FUCK the power companies
4 years ago
They're not really perfected yet. They're supplemental at best.
4 years ago
few know the pain i feel when summer rolls around here in southern california...and i live in an old house with single pane windows and raised foundation..all my electric bills will be above $300 a month for 5 months
4 years ago
It's still on an experimental stage. But it's picking up fast I've noticed, reading my nerdy electrics magazines. My company doesn't install them, yet. But it's going to happen soon. Especially in countries where there are more sun hours
4 years ago
Wow and that's in Cali wtf
4 years ago
The AC I guess?
4 years ago
yeah..i rent a house..the AC is from 1973 or something..it works..but not well..and since this is a dairy house thats still in operation,cant open windows,ever!
4 years ago
Get new windows........

and yeah, eco building is definitely becoming a revolution, but if you're not building an eco home, installing alternative energy methods can be super costly. Like who would put a wind turbine in their backyard?
4 years ago
If you rent it you can't really do much I suppose
4 years ago
It doesn't have to be a big wind turbine, just a few small ones on the roof
4 years ago
my windows are shit too... so I bought an AC and cut a hole through a wall for the exhaust pipe. perfecto.
4 years ago
Like Zeke said, new windows for climate control and change the AC to a more modern, energy efficient one if you can
4 years ago
well not only that..but this is essentially a dead end road im on where this house is concerned..as soon as the economy improves,developers will buy this land and plow the dairies for a whole master planned community
4 years ago
I'm starting small with a diy solar heater on my back porch. I'll work up from there as I begin to understand the logistics. I also need a wood pile, garden and root cellar this summer, not to mention repairing the siding and adding gutters.
4 years ago
where real progress should be focussed in on electrical storage.
4 years ago
Yeah currently they're just using battery packs for storing the energy....like I said, it's by far a perfect system, but is definitely supplemental.
4 years ago
Like I mentioned up there^^^^ somewhere. Friends got a house that's self sufficent. I Sweden you even get payed by the electric company for the excess energy that's sent back and gets used by someone else. It's pretty smart and making ppl buying and installing more of it
4 years ago
Also - there's a system where the solar energy or whatever is transferred into the water heating system, combined with water pipes running through the houses, heating up. And also waste water is re-used like that for heat
4 years ago
To be a completely self sufficient home you need to build it yourself though
4 years ago
No, not really, just a smart plan for it. Someone else can build it for you
4 years ago
Right but I mean start from scratch
4 years ago
Yea if you wanna wait 4 years to live in a home, sure. It's just as good investing in something smart than building a house on your own.
4 years ago
Doesn't have to go to extremes just to get yourself set up with a well planned house
Fuck I'd never build my own house, that's too much work and takes more money often enough
4 years ago
I'm talking a true off the grid, self-sufficient eco-home. Gray water management and all.
4 years ago
Yea I hear you, just saying there pro's doing this for you. It shortens the time, it's gets well done the first time so you can move in and start living in it. The self sufficiency doesn't have to start with laying your own bricks
4 years ago
What they need to do is start producing solar panels with an egg carton shape instead of just flat, and develop more effective batteries for storing the electricity. I'ma start with my beer can heaters tho.
4 years ago
You mean like more surface for catching rays but on less space. Could work on a community level but I think homeowners still want the shit to esthetics pleasing to the eye. Incorporating it into every part of the house would be cool, like in the windows or the outside plaster. The actual shape of the house is important too
4 years ago
Estheticly*
4 years ago
Ever seen a pyramid made of pyramids?
4 years ago
No. Is that a trick question
4 years ago
I just want to say this: If it's snowing... FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, DON'T STOP ON A HILL.

It took me 20 minutes to make it up the hill outside of my neighborhood because idiots stopped halfway up the hill to put on CHAINS.






Fucking. CHAINS. For 1/2 inch of snow! I had to weight 20 minutes for the opposite direction to clear so I could pass all the other idiots that stopped behind them!
4 years ago
*wait.
4 years ago
* smerf fucking Hulks out and starts raging. *
4 years ago
it was 80 here the other day but now its back in the 50s
4 years ago

smerf
You're not too bright.
9 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
4 years ago
dushan you get any fatter?
4 years ago
quit commenting on my stratuses and shit, damn!
4 years ago
I'M RAGING OUT HERE, DUSH! FUCK YOU!
4 years ago
you get any less annoying?
4 years ago
Quit being an uppity whiney lil bitch.
4 years ago
Drumrave, you must be freezing. Did you break out the ski jackets yet?
4 years ago
i have a nice wool, i think it's wool, michael kors jacket and a trapper hat that i wore tonight
4 years ago
* smerf doubles over laughing *


That's still shorts and t-shirt weather, you pussy!
4 years ago
i think the proper term is fashionable Floridan
4 years ago
Sure it is, drums. Sure.
4 years ago
I've seen the pictures, drum.
4 years ago
haha, yeah the facebook banner and the other pics of me with the blowup doll are the outfit I'm talking about
4 years ago
"fashionable"







* smerf facepalms *
4 years ago
keepin it real......
4 years ago
Good girl
4 years ago
Sucking random dicks left and right does not constitute a "good girl" you creepy old man.
4 years ago
Well "good girl" is just one of my signature phrases. In reality I feel sorry for this not that pretty girl who feels the need to suck some boys random dick. I imagine her IQ to be marginal at best.

Even when I was a young man I probably would have felt the same way if I had to deal with a girl lie this.
4 years ago
like not lie.
4 years ago
What are some of your other signature phrases squidley?
4 years ago
Eat shit fries is another one.
4 years ago
That should be everyone's catch phrase
4 years ago
Yes fries is very obnoxious.
4 years ago
I took the liberty of collecting some of your phrases, Squid:
Good girl
Poor girl/guy/kid
Eat shit Fries
I almost reposted this
Well damn. I won't post for awhile
Maybe she's a lifelong whore or didn't get enough cock when she was young
4 years ago
The last one is my fave
4 years ago
Well los I do feel compassion for stupid people like this girl and other people with their asses in a sling. Deformed kids, sick old people and losers in general.
4 years ago
Hey fries.........EAT SHIT!
4 years ago
I think most of us have compassion, it just feels good knowing others have it worse sometimes
4 years ago
Don't forget "He probably got what he deserved" when its a male victim.
4 years ago
you guys are forgetting the classics..

"_________ is from Russia"
"this is some bad _________ that happens in Russia"
"__________________________________ Russia"
4 years ago
boring
4 years ago
You can tell she's a wigger because black chicks do not suck dick even though they are blessed with beautiful DSL's.
4 years ago
Black girls do suck cock.
4 years ago
Under protest and/or payment.
4 years ago
Or after they get eaten out.
4 years ago
I think Squidley may have a case of jungle fever
4 years ago
Who in their right mind doesn't?
4 years ago
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